mfiilffrrtf mini nrrwrm Eagle Valley News Sfrtiight, Truthful, Direct Winter Wear C: E. TSpjiL Entered as socppd lass. matter Richland- Oregon,' tinder . 1 ... ' II mi MefliJi&r Orqgoa Stnttx 3TTPCinpTPTTnN ONEYEAlt - - - $2.00 THREE MONTHS - . .50 RICHLAND, ORB., THURSDAY. JAN. 9, 1919. Vol. 7, No. 9 WASJDSTVISITING 'Yank's' Presence in Confeder ate Lines Expjained !n Viow of Ml.' Extremely Unconven . iional "Uniform" He Could Hardly Be Charged With Spying, as Geh. Gordon Qulokly Saw. In bi: "Ilemlhlsccnces of the Civil War," General Gordon relates that while the two hostile armies were con fronting each other on the Unpldnii', tin- i.Vmfe'derute-'nnd the1 Union pickets DHv.iiiti so- very,,"ch"muniy" tlmt the commanding generals were appre hensive lest Important military Infor mation might leak out. ' An almost ' continuous exchange of toiiAoo for c'olTec was going on be tween "Yanks nnd "Johnnies j" nlso tmieh exchanging' of newspapers. When tlit river was so deep that the soldiers could not wndo across, they rigged 'aiinumire lioats and rafts loaded with h:r.vpr they wished to trade and m tht-m over fts the breeze favored. The consignees on both sides scrupu lously respected these snmll argosies, and always .sent buck a fair equivalent. Tii- u.t-n not only conversed across h,rlver, but "Visited" pack and forth for an hour or two at a time. The office's began to fear tilnt they might ?CMi$e too friendly to fight with pnlr energy; and at Inst General ffjyt Instructed General Gordon to put HJStap to It. -A flaunting his horse, the general tarUii to ride along the river front, and almost immediately came' upon a. Oon'-d. rate outpost, Where his sud di appearance seenied'to create an uiiiHtuil degree of excitement and stir. '"Wliut's going ou here?" demanded tii general. "Kott.mg at nil, sir!" cried one df tlk sol'iiers eagerly; while another nt- tempt ci to explain 'hat the confusion was owing to their haste to "present , nos" to him. , , general Gordon was satisfied that this was a subterfuge, but he could gee notiilng amiss, and had turned to ride away when he 'saw some tall weed on the river bank begin to shake. . "What's In those weeds?" he asked, wheeling his horse. "Nothing ut all, sir I" cried a chorus "Bre.sk down the weeds I" 1. Vary reluctantly one of the mcn-dld ' ao and there lay a large, red-headed Wrfnk" In purls nnturallbns, having evidently but that minute swmu across the-ilver. . "Where flo you belong?" the general tipked him severely. -'.fOver yonder, general," replied the -' Yankee, with a wave of his arm across tfae river and uu inscrutable grimace. , "What are you doing here?" "JttS! a little friendly visit to tho boyt, general." "Don't you know that there's a war raging in this country?" "V, sir; but 'tain't ragln' today," waa the quaint reply ;' and the ring p? Vstoning "Johnnies" grinned broadly. Something had to be done to preserve dignity and to enforce orders. "Have you anything, to say why I should not have you shot as u spy?" demanded the general sternly. "la titat your uniform?" "Wal, general, it'a the uniform my ' mother gave me," came from the Jweeds in a drawl so irresistible that Xjfhe "Johnnies" shouted. t , .Quickly perceiving that this was n Mte yliere it wos necessary to rent kdit or i'i 1912nt.,thojpst office nt act or Jiiarch 8," 1879. i rtTTT Editorml AaaaQ.intio.il . S& MONTHS. 4-00 SAMPLE COPYi - FREE How's This? - . We offer One Hund,1 Dpjiara nevrart! for any case of Catarrh that tHhnot bo cured by Hall's1 Catarrh MeufCTnfi. Hair CftttfrTtriaeulcrno has' been taken by catarrh auftcrera for tho past thirty live yea.rs.ana has become known aj the moat reltKbl3"remcly for Catarrh. Haifa CatartXMedlclne acta thru the Blood on the Mucous aurfacea. expelling tho Pol son from the Blood and healing the dl eased portions. .j- . After you have taken Hall's .Catarrh Medicine for a ahort time you will aeo a grtat Improvement l yaqr.. health. Start taking Hairs' Caidrrh Medi cine at once and cet.rld of catarrhv8end for testimonials, free. P. J. CHENEY & CO., ToleBo. Ohio. Bold br. all Drulsu; TSc. . tlte JiriiTfer Ss K bTce' Br clio to mele out extreme severity. General Gordori chbse the'former nltcrrmtlve'. -Lobk here." sold Me "if 1 let you gd back to your bwti llbcs this time; will yon.1" ' '" 1. i It was unnecessary to finish the sen tctlcc. With a spring to his feet the Yank" dived off tho river bank; Im mediately his red head was seen part ing the water rapidly In the direction of the other shore. Youth's Compan ion. Weeping Stove Pipes,' Weeping stove pipes, from (lie Joints of which n tnrllke liquid leaks out. Is often :t dilllcttlt trouble tt) remedy. It Is due to Insujllclent draft; The smoke moving slowly through the pipes con denses, and the liquid so formed oozes out at the Joints of tho pipes. Some times having the pipes on an Incline, upwards townrds tlte chimney, will Increase the draft. Some flat that a little opening In the pipe next the chimney, with n sliding cover, in creases the draft up the chimney, when-open, and so cnttses the smoko to puss out quickly. It nil comes to this: Increase tlte draft nnd the heat of the pipes, and so cause the smoke to pass out so quickly that It cannot cool nnd condense In the pipes. Wear Sunflower In France. The fntue of tlte sunflower as tho emblem bf Kansas lias penetrated France, and Is the object of much ap preciation on the part of the French people, according to word received at Camp Funston. A letter from n mem ber of the Eighth division states that the membqrs of the division all wear a big sunflower on an ni'in baud as a distinguishing emblem of the division, which received Its training here. The division, tho first to bo trained nt Camp Funston, was trained by MaJ Gen. Leonard Wood. Short-SIghted. "What does Wiggins think the out come of the war will be?" "Wiggins Is a profiteer. He's Inter estpd In the Income." Midget Had Soldier Son, Admiral Dot, P. T. Itanium's mid get celebrity, who died a tjlmrt time ago, .lived to give n stalwart son to the American nnny In France. Iloth his parents were of normal size. As midgets go, Admiral Dot was of lessor eminence thnn Gen. Tom Thumb, but after the latter' death In 188.'J lie re mained first among his kind until his retirement to become a hotelkocpor a quarter of a century ago. Admiral Dot was American horn and purely a native celebrity. He lived to bo fifty-nine years old, while Gen. Tom Thumb died nt forty-six, and the Polish dwarf Ilorulwtiskl missed becoming a centenarian by two years. it Sort. "Looking nt that letter you have Jtlst posted, makes ine think you have one thlug Ifl.cojhmop with tho kaiser," "What Is It?'1 "A tiutlUd flat." '2Li - Iter I know of a man who wants to rent a ranch in Eagle Valley. If you are looking for a ood tenant let me know at once. C E. THORP awnrr' Our store is headquarters for everything to make you com fortable during cold weather t Woolen Goods Shoes and Mackinaws Sweaters Caps Gloves and Mittens and numerous other articles necessary to keep out cold You will find our stock complete I CU1U UUl JJllCO ligMt tr?6sV4 &AUNDERS BRO'S. that lie used to think he was getting more (or his money by buying n big : plug of ordinary to bncco, until he ran qcross Real Gravely; Nov you couldn't make him switch back to the ordinary plug again. Gravely has that PEYTON BRAND Real Gravely Chewing Plug eacn piece paccea in s poucn NOTICU l'OH PUm.K'ATlON. (1'ubllnliorj Department of tlte Interior. U. H. ljittd Ollieu nt LaGrnndu, Ore gon, Dec. 4th, 1018. Notlco Is hereby given that .lunse h, Sinclair, ol Itlcliland, Oregon, who, on Decontbur 12tlt, 1011, mado Iloiiiecteail Hntry No. 010001, for N 1-2 K-W 1-1, SV 1-4 NV I I, Hoc. 29. UK 1-1 l-l, Sec. .'I0, ami wh.jon .M'iy 11th, 1017, iiimlo Ad, II. K., No. 0IW31, for NWl-4.sK 1-1, HV 1-1 NK t-i, and K t-SJ NW 1-1, ficction -II, Township 11 South, Range 4 i Kant. Willamette Muriillitn, hns Hied notice- oi intention to make tlir-e-year Proof, to cstnbllHh elulm to tho land above decrribed, beforo Woodson L. Patterson, Unitwl Kiates Coiniiilnnloiitir, nt his olllco, at Dukur, Oregon, on thu (Hit day oi February, 110" Cltiimant nameH no wituestcs: Arthur Mil's and Arnold Welch, oi Itlcliland, Oregon; J. W. Goodmnn and John W. Boyco, ol linker, Oregon. C. K. Dunn, RcglHter. Date oi drat ptiblicntloii Dee. ill, HUH. Date oi last publication Jan. 10, 1D1U Why not send the News to a soldier friend? $2 per year is all it will cost ot all kinds Overshoes good taslo that every man wants. It lasts so much longer that you get the tobacco salisfoction you nro looking (or without extra coat'. . fort fuilhtr'-lhat't tvhy yetl ran (ft tht fooj taut ef llili cUn tf tabaen Klthtut extra nit. NOTICE FOR. PUBLICATION. (niblit-Jier.) Department ol tlte Interior. ' U.K. Land Olllco at LnUrnudu, Ore gon, Dec. 4th, 1II1H. Notice is hereby given ttint w iiiintn i. Hall, oi Dttrkeo, Oregon, who, on An gtifll 10th, llll", miide Additional Home stead Hntry. No. 0101411. lor HH4' SWA-i, and KWJi SKJi, Htction U, Township u t-oiitn, iiiniKo 11 i.iiBi, wiimintiuu Meridian, lino filed not leu of intention to mnke tim e year Proof, In fhtublli'li claim to tho kind above described, hoforo A. II, Combs, Jr., Clerk oi County Court, nt linker, Oregon, on thu 0th day ol February, 1010. Claimant nuiucHnH wltiteitHesi Charles Peterson, ThbmiiH Chandler, I.eiiiii"! Smolcur, ami Mrs, Win. Hall, all oi Durkoe, (Iregoti. C. S. DUNN, Itoglstor. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. (I'tibliNher) Denarttuenl oi tito interior, ' U. H. Land Olllco at Lu Urandu, Ore gnu, ike. Ith, ltllK. Notice h hereby given that Wlllliinj Hitrron, oi Kiclilund, Oregon, who, on March '.Mill, 1014, miwlo HoincNtead. Hn try, No, OiatKJft, lor K 1-2 SV 1-4. W BK ), Bee. U2, nml on Ai rll 7, I01R, mado Additional lioini steail Hntry, No, OMOIJI, forHW D4KW M.HKl I 8K1-4, Sec. 'J-J, NKI-I NW 1-4, nnd NW 1-1 NHI-4, Kectionl!7, Township 0 South, Itange 41 Kant, Wlllametto Aiurldinn, hus lilod notice oi intention to tuitku tbreu-yeur Prnoi, to oUnbliali claim to Iho land above dcncrlbod, beforo A. II. Joinlis; ,lr,, Clerk oi County Court, nt Ilakur, Oregon, on tho 7th duyol Fubrtt ury, lOlU. Claimant names as witnesses : Fred Giles, Harvey Morgan, and John Gray! allot Itlcliland, Oregon; Albert Itfy&ft oi Hitkor, Oregon, O. H. Dunn, leiiH. V ? I V'