OVER y An American JOMIeF ff MO Went Machine Gunner, Serving in Franc n a n n va tea EMPEY AND A COMRADE HAVE EXCITING EXPERIENCE WHILE ON LISTENING POST DUTY. Synopsis. Fired by tho sinking of tho Lusltnnln, with tho loss of American lives, Arthur Guy Kmpey, nu. American living In Jersey City, goes to England and enlists as n private In tho British army. After n short experience ns a recruiting ofltcer In London, ho Is sent to train ing quarters In, France, where he tlrst henrs tho sound of big guns and makes the acjjjmlutance of "cooties." After a brief period of training Empey's company is sent Into tho front-lino trenches, where he takes his first turn on the Are step while the bullets whiz overhead. Empey learns, ns comrade falls, that death lurks always In the trenches. Chaplain distinguishes himself by rescuing wounded men under hot fire. With pick nnd shovel Empey has experience as a trench digger In No Man's Land. Much attention Is required by wounded men from the corps of doctors nnd nurses. On listening post detail. CHAPTER XIV Continued. 10 If a man Is kilted he is burled, nnd the responsibility of the government censes, excepting for the fact that his people receive a pension. But If a man Is wounded It takes three men from the firing line, the wounded mnn and two men to carry him to the rear to the advanced flrst-nlil post Here ho Is attended by a doctor, perhaps assist ed by Jwo It. A. M. C. men. Then he Is t put Into n motor ambulance, manned by a Crew of two or three. At the field Jiospltal, where he generally goes un "der an anesthetic, cither to have his wounds cleaned or to be operated on, lie requires the services of nbout three to five persons. From this point an other ambulance ride impresses more men In his service, nnd then at the am bulance train, another corps of doc tors, R. 'A. M. C. men, H6d Cross nurses and the train's crew. From the train he enters the base hospital or casualty clearing station, where a good-sized corps of doctors, 'nurses, etc., are kept busy. Another ambulance Journey Is next In order this time to the hospltnl ship. He crosses the channel, arrives In Blighty more ambulances nnd per haps ride for five hours on an Eng lish Red Cross train with Its crew of Red Cross workers, nnd nt last he reaches the hospital. Generally he s stays from two to sir months, or long er. In this hospltnl. From here he Is sent to n1 convalescent home for six weeks. - If by wounds he Is unfitted for fur ther service, he Is discharged, given a pension, or committed to n soldiers' home for the rest of his life and still the expense piles up.- When you real ize that all the ambulances, trains nnd i ships, not to mention the man power, used In transporting a wounded man, i could be used for supplies. 'nhimunltlon nnd re-enforcements for the troops nt the front, !t will not appear strange that from a strictly military stand point, dead man is sometimes better than n live one (If wounded). Not long after the first digging pnrty, our general decided, after a careful tour of inspection of the communica tion trenches, upon "an Ideal spot," as he termed It, for a machine-gun em placement; took his map, made a dot on It, and as he was wont, wrote "dig here," and tho next night we dug. There were twenty In tne party, my self included. Armed with picks, shovels and empty sandbags we ar rived at the "Ideal spot" and stnrtcd digging. The moon was very bright, but we did not care as we were well out of sight of the. German lines. ' We had gotten about three feet down, when the fellow next to me, aft er n mighty stroke with his pick, let go of the handle, and pinched his nose with his thumb nnd forefinger, nt the same time letting out the explosion, "Gott strafe me pink, I'm bloody well gassed, not 'nlf I ain't" I quickly turned In his direction with on Inquir ing look, nt the same Instant reaching for my gas bag. I soon found out what was ailing him. One whiff was enough nnd I lost no time In ulso pinching my nose. The stench wns awful. The rest 'of the digging party dropped their picks and shovels and bent It for the weather side of that solitary pick. The officer came over and Inquired why thq work had suddenly ceased, holding our noses, we simply pointed In the direc tion of the smell. lie went over to tho pick, Immediately clupped his hand over ids nose, made an "nbout turn" nnd came back. Just then our cap tain enmo nlongnnd Investigated, but nfter nbout a minute said wo had bet ter carry on with tho digging, that he did not see wjiy wo should have Ktpppcd ns tho odor was very fnlnt, hut If necessary ho would allow us our gas. helmets whllo digging. Ho would stay nnd see the thing through, but ho had to report buck to brlgndo head quarter immediately. Wo wished that we were cnptHliis, and ulso hud a date i i nr. Arthuar Guy Empey OopjrlaM 1917, by Ajthnr Oaj Bmpr nt brigade headquarters. With our gas helmets on we again attacked that hole and uncovered tho decomposed body of a German; the pick was sticking In his chest. One of the men fainted. I was that one. Upon this our lieutenant halted proceedings and sent word back to headquarters and word enmo back that after we filled In tho hole we could knock off for the night. This wns wel come tidings to us, because Next day tho general changed tho dot on his map and another emplace ment wns completed the following night. The odor from tho dug-up. decom posed human body has an effect which Is hard to describe. It first produces a nnuseatlng feeling, which, especially after eating, causes vomiting. This re lieves you temporarily, but soon n weakening sensntion follows, which leaves you limp ns n dlshrng. Your spirits are at their lowest ebb and you feel a sort of hopelessness and n mad desire to escape It all, to get to tho open fields nnd tho perfume of the flow ers In- Blighty. There Is a sharp, prickling sensntion In tho nostrils, which reminds one of breathing coal gas through a radiator In tho floor, nnd Entrance to a Dugout you want to sneeze, but cannot. This wns the effect on me, surmounted by a vnguo horror of the nwfulness of tho thing nnd nn ever-recurring reflection that, perhaps I, sooner or later, would be In such a state add bp brought to light by the blow of a pick in the hands of some Tommy on n digging pnrty. Several times I have experienced this odor, but never could get used to It; tho enervating sensation was always present. It made jno .hnto war nnd wonder why such things wero counte nanced by civilization, npd all the spice and glory of tho conflict would disap pear, leaving the grim reality. But nfter leaving tho spot. and. filling your lungs with deep breaths ofjpure, fresh nlr, you forget and once again wnnt to be "up and at them," i " CHAPTER' Listening Post It wns six In tho morning when wo arrived at our rest billets, and wo wero nllowcd to sleep untJI noon;, thnt is, If wo wanted to go without our break fast. For sixteen days wo remained In rest billots, digging roods, drilling, and olhor fatigues, nnd then back Into tho front lino trench. ' Nothing Implied that, night, but tho next nflenmmi i found ioutt thot a TOP" bomber Is general utility man In n sec tion. About flvo o'clock In tho nftcrnoon our lieutenant enmo down tho trench and stopping In front of a bunch of us on tho tiro step, with n broad, grin on his face, nsked: "Who Is going to volunteer for listen ing post tonight? I need two men." It Is needless to say no ono volun teered, because It Is anything but n cushy job. 1 began to feel uncomfort able ns I know It was getting around for my turn. Sure enough, with another grin, ho mid: "Empey, you nntl Wheeler nro duo, so como down Into my dugout for In structions nt sir o'clock." Just ns ho left nnd wns going n round a traverse, FrlU turned loose with a machine gun nnd the bullets ripped the sandbags right over his head. It gave mo great pleasure to seo him duck ngnlnst tho parapet. He was gottlng a tnsto of,whnt wo would get later out in front Then, of course, It began to rain. I know it wns tho forerunner of a mis erable night for us. Every tlmo I had to go out In front. It Just naturally rained. Old Jupiter I'luvlus must hnvo hnd It in'for 'rao. At -sir wo reported for Instructions. They wero simple and easy. All wo hnd to do was to crawl out Into No Mnn's Lnnd, He on our bellies with our ears to the ground and listen for tho tnp, tap of the German engineers or sappers who might be tunneling under No Mnn's Land to establish n mine head beneath our trench. Of course, in our orders we were told not to bo captured by German patrols or rcconnoltcrlng parties. Lota of breath Is wasted on tho western front giving silly cnutlons. As soon na It wns dnrk, Wheeler and I crawled to our post which was about halfway between the lines. It was mining bncketfuls, the ground wns n sea of jtlcky mud and clung to us like glue. Wo took turns In listening with our ears to thp ground. I would listen for twenty minutes whllo Wheeler would be on tho qui vivo for Oermnn patrols. Wo each wore n wrlBtwntch. nnd be- , Ileve me, neither ono of us did over twenty minutes. Tho rnln soaked us to tho skin nnd our cars wero full of mud. Every few minutes n bullet would crack overhead or n machine gun would tra verso back and forth. Then nil firing suddenly censed. I whispered to Whielor, "Keep your cyo skinned, mnto; most likely Fritz has a patrol outthat's why tho Bodies iiay.0 stopped firlug." Wo were each armed with a rlflo nnd bayonet and three Mills bombs to bo used for defense only. I luul my ear to tho ground. All of a sudden I heard faint, dull thuds. In n low but excited voice I whispered to Wheeler, "I think they are mining, listen." Ho put his enr .to tho ground nnd In nn unsteady volco spoko Into my enr: "Yank, that's a patrol nnd It's head ing our way. For God's soko keep : still." I was as still as a mouso and wns scared stiff. Hardly breathing and with eyes try. Ing to plcrco tho Inky blackness, wo wnlted. I would have given n thou sand pounds to hnvo been safely In my dugout. Then wo plainly heard footsteps and our hearts stood still. A dark form suddenly loomed up In front of me; it looked as big as tho Woolworth building. I could hear tho blood rushing through my elns and it sounded as loud as Niagara falls. Forms seemed to cmcrgo from tho darkness. Thero wero soven of them In nil. I tried to wish them nwny. I never wished hnrdcr In my life. They muttered n few words in German and melted into tho blackness. I didn't stop wishing either. All of a sudden wo heard n stumble, a muddy splash, and n muttered "Don ner und Blltzen." Que of tho Bochcs had tumbled Into n shell hole. Neither of us laughed. At that time It didn't strlko us as funny. About twenty minutes after tho Ger mans hnd disappeared something from tho rear grabbed rao by tho foot. I nearly fainted with fright Thon a wolcomo whisper in a cockney accent "I .s'y, myto, wo've como to relieve you." Wheeler and I crawled bnclc to our trench; wo looked like wet hens and folt worse After a swig of rum wo wero soon fast usJccd on the flro step In our wot clothes.' Tho next morning Lwns as stiff ns n poker mid every joint ached like a had tooth, but I wnn still nitre, so It did not mutter, CHAPTER XVI, Battery D 2M. Tho dny after (lilt I received the glad tidings that t would occupy tho machine gunners' dugout right near tho advanced nrtlllery observation post This dugout was n roomy affair, dry ns tinder, and real cots In It. Thcso cots hnd been mifdo by the It. E.'s who hnd previously occupied tho dugout I wns tho first to enter and promptly nmdo a slgnbonrd with my nnmo and number on It nnd sus pended It from tho foot of tho most comfortable cot therein, In tho trenches It Is always "first como, first served," nnd this Is lived up to by nil. Two R. F. A. men (Iloynl Field nr tlllery) from tho nearby observation post woro allowed the privilege of stopping In this dugout when off duty. Ono of these men, Bombardier Wil son by name, who belonged to lint-' tcry D 238, seemed to tnku a liking to me, nnd I returned this feeling. In two days' tlmo wo wero pretty chummy, nnd ho told mo how his bat tery In the enrly days of tho war had put over a stunt on Old Pepper, nnd had gotten nwny with it. I will cudenver to give the story ns far as memory will permit In his own words : Despjte the excellent targets men are not allowed to shell Frltx, Empey relates In next In stallment I'fO UK CONTINUED.) SUCH A SMART BROTHER But It Is Entirely Probable Sister Did Not Appreciate His Peculiar Form of Wit A young lady In Lnkewood Is of the opinion that sho Is grown up In which opinion she Is not encouraged either by her parents or her older brother. She Is fifteen, brother Is slxtoen. Sho thlnke that young men should be allowed to call on her In the evening; brother Jeers, pnrents shnko their heads. ! Finally tho girl's mother consented; to her hnvlng n certain npproved boy' call, provided ho camo on a Friday eve-, nlng. And the excited dnmHcl called j tho favored youth up on tho phono and Impnrtcd tho glnd news. It Is pre sumed thnt tho young mnn (ho was all of eighteen years old) spent n good deal of tlmo nt his toilet thnt evening certainly tho young lady took great caro of hers. She wns still primping when tho swnln rung tho doorbell. Brother answered. "Ah," began tho caller, clearing his throat. "Is Miss Jones nt home?" "Come in," nnswercd Brolhor, cqulv' ocnlly. Then ho wont to tho foot of the stnlrs nnd cnllcd "Molly i Quit cuttln' pnper dolls nn' come downstairs. One of your ploy mntes wants to see you 1' Cleveland Plain Denier. " Always In. It was tho shopping period, and Mis Smith thought sho would "drop In" on Mrs, Jones mid usk her If sho would assist her In tho nohlu art of present hunting. "Is your mistress In?" sho asked the young imild. "Yes, miss," wns the prompt roply. Sho was shown Into tho drawing room. But un hour passed and no Mrs. Jones nppeared. At last tho lady got up and cnllcd to the muld: "Did you tell your mistress I wae hero?" she asked. "Oh. no. miss," replied tho ' girt quickly; "sho hasn't returned from shopping yet" "Not returned I" exclaimed tho as tonlshcd visitor. "No, miss. You seo tho mistress told mo sho was always homo to you'." Long Ride Before Him. A cyclist who stopped at u village Inn boasted about his abilities as a rider to such on extent -that the land lord ventured to moke n wager with lilm, "Look hero, mister" said tho Inn keeper, "you enn't rldo up nnd dowa this rood till tho church clock strike sir." "Done," said tho cyclist. "It's Just close on flvo now;" ond tho next rain uto ho wns speeding down tho rond. After nbout an hour's riding the cvcltst shouted to ono nt im standors, of whom many hnd nuom. bled: "I say. has tho church elnrir it tni Mr sir yet?" "No. you Idiot." wns (ho ht,ti ply. "Our church clock never strikes at nil." London Tlt-Blts. Two Kinds. Thero In n nlnen In ihn - w nu(u VI reformers. Reformers nro tho gontle- mon who creatou our great Declara tion of Independence, and tho Constl tutlon of tho United States, Bless them, wo say, At tho hiiuio time there should bo moro tmnlllvi. mfni-m. era nnd fower nnimflvn ntn latter being well-mennlng persons who are always ngnliist Nomuthlng and net for anything. Atchison Globe, THE ONWARD MARCH of Bronchi v (Is ami deop seated Coughs V I" irroslnll by Doctor M Plorco's (lotduii Medical K Dlscovory. uX. 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