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A GOOD POSITION
QUESTION OF FINANCE D know no profanity
VlT.lj U f"1 w,'l'"n-tt'poriiinllr-ln
ri!V .c!5b rou "" " nJ null
.-J, VI1U (If.
MORE WAYO THAN ONE OF GET.
TINQ A CHECK CASHED.
No so rn No
At) Stylet All Sixes
Royal Shoe Co.
148 Fourth St.
Their Language Contains No "Swear'
words," Unfortunately 80 Com
mon In the West.
Tho Jap In olwoy pollto, but onco In
ft whllo ho ullps from graco and when
Proof That There It Always, to the ho doon ho Is up against It, for tbcro
Ingenious, n Possibility of Getting nro no swearwords In tho Japanese
. ' . . - I - .
Around the Soul-Chllllng Edict lunKungu, naya a wruor 111 l,vbiiui
"Iniutllclent Fundi." wooKjy. Whon a Jnpanoso moots you
no dowb turoo tiuios ana Hues on 111s
Ho was In hlnh snlrlts as ho strolled at, but docs not shako hnmls. Whon
i rm,ri tnrv Wont no greets you ins nrsi concern is
It wim mirlnir: lilu hnalth was good, "uui your ancestors unu next nuaui
tint Ktm wnn Rhlnlni; br K it y. tlio J'ur stomncn, u wouiu uu almost an
t.ir.in h. iim nnrlc wnrn twittering mor- pon iimuit for ono Jnpancso to moot
rlly, and In a poknr session tho nlr.ht nnothor without asking him how his
hoforo ho hnd won $270. of which ,70 stomach fared. On tho third how ho
was In cash. In an Insldo pocket a asus: -ymn moraing, now is 11 wun
Giiimk fnr 1200. Din balance of his win- your lionornhlo lnsldo7" As you como
nines, nnntlcd against his heart.
Ho reached tho honk on which tlio
J200 check hod been drawn ana
blithely swunit through tho doors, In
dorsed tho paper ami presented It at
tho paying toller's window.
up on your third bow you answer to
tho effect that tho placo mentioned Is
doing as woll as could bo expected
find In turn ank him what nows bo
has from tho front. Then ho lifts his
hat again and says: "Your delightful
Thero was a pauso whllo tho toller head morning. I hopo It have i no
got busy with IiIh books. In n moment
ho was back nt tho window:
"Insulllclent funds," ho said.
Tho sun was obscured behind block
clouds, tho birds In tho park wero
squawking horribly, forgotten pains
began to remind our horo of their
If the maker of tho check was tho
kind of man who would glvo an N. O.
commotion." When you tell him that
you aro pleased to report that It feels
woll this morning ha nsks about a
fow generations of honorablo ances
tors and then you aro frca to tako up
Even though they aro elaborately
pollto, onco In a whllo ono Japancso
will get mod at another. Their anger
kindles slowly at first, finally fanning
Leader" and Repeater
For the Meh flyers, or the low flyers, "Leader" and
"Repeater' shells have the reach, spread and penetra
tion. Their great sale is due to these qualities, which
insure a full bag. Made in many gauges and loads.
BE SURE TO ASK FOR THE W BRAND
A Ccoi Kalis h MJ U:
II Unci Nnt f.tnu ir.
Tl.cr.i.,.trot,.w.y to g.t . check to pay a pokor loss, ho was 10 n hlnzo that ktjows no staying, llut
K...I VMin vit,out Mr.i k- mirnIv , . ,.,,, f ,nnn w)lo wouj,i oven though thero is a torrent of cmo-
lna, which In, Hcml In our
Old IUJ Ono and have It made
Into mi (I I.I Koud (In.. Kill.
InalM Klvn fitte, All work
KUaranlrl. tlii. to
TUP f-niUTrii rt
STJl, W.iUtfaa iL. rlW. Oil.
nuroly not tho kind of man who would
moko good later, thought tho holder of
tho worthless paper. Then ho had an
Idoa. Ho asked tho tcllor how mucli
tho check's maker had on doposlt, but
tho teller refused to Inform him; say
ing It was against tho rules.
Over on a park bench our hero pon-
dorod his problem. At length ho reach
ed a solution.
Thn chock's maker was In tho the
atrical business. Our hero visited a
press agent of his acquaintance and
got n couple of complimentary tickets.
Then ho visited tho bnnk again, From
nniin inn nnniiirnn nm n 1,10 "Pecini guaru no icarnuu uio juy-
fAM-ld AMU dUi Ht aNILI ing teller's name.
Then ho wrote a noto to tho paying
toller, enclosing tho theater tickets,
MOTORCYCLES and BICYCLES
Ilought, ioM and repaired. Sun-
piles )f all kinds. Out of town
trade it specialty. Write us.
R. H. BLOCKER
270 Taylor Street Portland, Oregon
tlon southing in his soul thero aro no
words to glvo It vent; It keeps surging
harder and harder until It throws
aolda all restraint and gives up all
HI on of decency by putting into ono
phraao all his bitterness and snapping
squarely into tho other man's aston
ished faco tho worst thing that can bo
said In tho whole language: "Your
stomach Is not on straight!" This Is
tho final Insult; nothing moro can bo
added ho has cast tho glove,
FALL TERM OPENS TUESDAY, SEPT. 5TH.
New Classes Will Be Started Then.
Many Students Already Enrolled.
Ask For Catalogue. Enroll Now.
A. T. LINK, Principal.
Phone Main 5083 ... Tllford Building
Tenth and Morrison Sts., Portland, Ore.
Is nothing loft for him to do but to
glvo his enemy a cutting look, turn on
his heel and haughtily clap-clap away
on his woodon shoes.
Dr. nnfon Tllnphnm nf Pnafrin nn
Thero j,B rcturn home from doing ambulance
worK in France, was asked oy a re
porter his opinion of a German note,
"There Is no more real sausfactlon
I you want to wll your farm. hum. or liualnma
furcaj.hr Wrladln CAKTlJt HEALTY CO..
G04 lluchanan llulMlnt, Cortland. Or.fon
llouilit, SoU, Kanlwl and H.palrcJ
WAI.KKIt Kl.rXTIIIC WUtlKS
llumakU. rar, 10th. I'ortiariJ. On,
REDUCED FREIGHT RATE8
To umi fnim ull olnU on ItouMhoU ruou. unrtu,
umi nutmnoblUt. lnfoinllon cheerfully vtven.
Pacilic Coast FomardlngCo.M.'iXo."
HIDES, PELTS. CA8CARA BARK,
WUUL MIU mUHAIK.
We isl il jou but hnle for prlcii sad tliipplm Uu
THE H. F. NORTON Co. Partual, On, Wa
Good, No Matter What
Tho Offlcor (after a complaint)-
This tea's all right. What's tho com
Tommy It ain't tea, sir; It's stool
Tho Offlcor And very nlco stool
"Seeing Is bellovlng," Bald tho ready-
"Not nlways, when you aro looking
at tho movies." Washington Star.
Falling In Line.
"I nm going to a prepared ness meet-
Ing, my dear, of our club."
"All right. William. You had hotter
leave mo all tho looso change you have
about you." Haltlnioro Amerlcnn.
HAWTHORNE AUTO SCHOOL
Tin only AuloinoMln School on tha Pa.
clflo Coaxt maintaining a Gaa Trarlor
lrpt.. L'alnz Moll CaUrplllar. U l llfat
Tracklayrr and WhrrlTractora, loth in tlia
rcl.cil ami oprralinir flclil.
413 Hawthorn Arr. Portland, Ore.
and to It ho signed tho nnmo of tho
maker of tho check. IIo sent tho noto
and tickets by apodal messenger to
Then nftcr waiting half an hour ho
called up tho bank and naked to talk
to tho teller. Whon ho was connected
ho gnvo tho namo of tho maker of
tho check, talked pleasantly for a mo.
nicnt about tho theater tickets ho had
Just sent, and then asked how largo
his balance was
Tho tcllor, glad to do tho favor to
ono who had Just sont him two theater
Ono hundred and forty-throo dol
lars," ho said
Our horo aftor a comment or two
hung up tho receiver and walkod
straight around to tho bank.
Hero ho questioned tho receiving
toller to mnko suro thoro would be
no slip In his plan
"Can I deposit monoy to nnothor
mans account?" ho asked.
Certainly," said the rocolving toll
or. "wo ro always glad to got monoy
Our hero thon mado out a doposlt
slip for IG0, under tho namo of tho
maker of tho check, and shovod tho
slip and $(i0 through tho rocolving
Thon ho walkod to tho paying tollor
with his $200 check.
"I'd Ilko cash for this," ho said,
Tho paying tollor lookod nt tho
check and repented his "Insufficient
fundB," but our horo said loftily:
"Pardon, hut a doposlt which makos
tho chock good was Just rocolvod."
If Civilians Learn t. Shoot.
civilian riuo ciuus are lately ro
colving much attention. Thoy havo
dovclopcd a number of men who aro
AMA Granulated Eyelids,
tLFjll Z? Ey ci inflamed by cxpo
ure to Hue. D est and ttlnd
c SS? fam quickly relieved by Marias
." ""jjf -Wadr . Pomfnrt. A
tho distinguished physician replied, Your Druggtrt'e 50c per Bottle. HoriacEyo
"or comfort in it than thero was in SslveinTube.25c ForDsokollheEyeFreeaik
tho blacksnalse'Q ruse.
"A I'lko county mother once left
her little ono seated outside the shack
and pulling on a full milk bottle when ,
a. blacksnake came gliding up,
Druggists or Mariae C)c Eeacdy Co.. Chicago
"Tho snake nestled close to the
oxcoliont shots with 22-callbcr rifles, child, drew the rubber nipple from Its
mouth and proceeded to drink the
milk; but at tho same time the snake
did not forget to slip the end of its
tall gently between the Infant's Hps
by way of a comforter."
Indoors, at a dlstanco of 60 to 75
uomparativoiy tow, nowovor, aro
ablo to handlo tho modern hlgh.pow
orcd 30-callbor United States maga
zlno rltlo and hit a target 1,000 yards
away. Moreover, oven wore all our
men good shots, it must bo rcmom
borod that shooting is morcly ono of
tho Important parts of a soldier's
training, and that it is a very small should have quick relief. Always have
part. o. bottle on hand for accidents. Adv,
Tho soldier who run rln nnrhtni hut
shoot has nbout tho samn rnlntlvn r,am tnougn
vnllin nn n nnln nlnvnr trhn ! MOW OO J'OU 11KO America, COUnt?
on a ranco and wield n mnllnt aVili. ,""v ."oulM ul
r,,n.. i,,.. ,i, i i . Bjiuecu ru somuwuai uaru to unuer-
fully. but who cant rldo a horso. n,i kw hn it n.
Rub It In Thoroughly.
A sprain or strain should have lm
mediate attention to check the swell
ing. Rub on, and rub in thoroughly
Uanford's Balsam of Myrrh and you
CapL Klchard Stockton, Jr., In Col-1
Sunday and Holiday Spring.
Is It not Unak Walton who tells of
a rlvor In Palestlno that novor flowed
on Sunday? A strictly veracious
"You begin to seo daylight!" ex
plained tho other man. Louisville
During n lesson on elementary com-
nnflltlnn n HMln trlrl rpnd tho fnllnnrlni.
story to match this Is told in a recent aB hor effort:
number of tho ProcoodinKS of the "Once n Penny and a Shllllnc met
Connecticut Society of Civil Engt- In o, man's pocket Tho Shilling turn-
noors by Mr. Robert E. Horton. It cd !' ,ts noso nt tno Penny, and said,
nnnnnra (lint In tlin rod miiin.. , I BCOrnfully.
tho Passaic vallov thero In .nnn. "!5'h 1 ?.n,..w0Lth a do?en of 'ou-'
, .," ,, , , , J ' ' Yes,' saiu tno renny, "but oven nt
located in a picnic ground, which for- th(Vt i n'm a good blt boter than you
morly flowed porpotually. Ha habits aro. I go every Sunday to church, and
-nii tinrnf fin ' M T .ntirlnn TH.niia
WILL TOU Win- NEW TIRES NOW
or make your old ones Uat through
the winter. Write us about this.
OREGON VULCANIZING CO,
Wsahinzton SU Portland. Ora.
"The Woggses seem to have a high
opinion of themselves."
"Yes. You see the same cook haa
consented to remain in their employ
for .three or four years. So thoy feel
entitled to think that they arc rather
nice people." Washington Star.
Ask your dealer for tho free book
let, "Useful Hir,ts for Horse Owners,"
Issued by G. C. Hanford Mfg. Co., Syra
cuse, N. Y., manufacturers of Han
ford's Balsam of Myrrh. Adv.
"The war is doing me a good turn,
"In what way?"
"I don't have to think up excuses
for not taking my family to Europo
this summer." Detroit Free Press.
havo changed, and It now flows onlv
on Sundays and holidays. Tho myB-
tory is easily explained: A numbor of
artoslan wolls woro borod Into tho
U80 Hanford's Balsam when all else
vZ Til?, 7 I, , J u:",vou' sandstone In tho vicinity of tho spring
,T ?. mI ? "P nnd 10 8UnD,y Wfttor t0 "dJaccnt silk dy
und this to bo correct, so thero was OBtttbIlfliiraont8. Exetn: 8"K
Veal, Pork, Beef,
Poultry, Dutter, Eggs
nnd Farm Produce
to III Old Reliable Evenlliis- houae with n
rt-conl of 46 yrara of Rnuarn Deallnira. and
1 aaauml of TOP MARKET PRICES.
F. M. CRONKHITE
45-47 Front Street Portland, Orecon
nothing loft for him to do but pay out
tlio monoy. At n cost of f CO our hero
had mado n had chock for 1200 good
Again was tho sun shining and again
woro tho birds twlttoring.
Accidentally I found tho chemist's
mothod of dealing with tho rat. His
shop was ono presumes full onouch
of poison to send tho wholo stroot to
Ing establishments. Except on Sun
days nnd holidays, when tho pumps
"When I was a boy," said tho gray-
hatred physician, who happened to bo
in a reminiscent mood, "I wanted to
nHA h , , . - I 111 Cl I (Jllllllioi. vii i uiuuu, I nuiucu IU
aro not running, tho artoslan slopo Is bo n soldier: but my parents persuad-
uwu uuiun mu mtui 01 mo spring od mo to study medicine."
outlot and tho spring coasoa to How.
Book of Mormon.
josopn araiin puuusnod his work
known ns "Tho Book of Mormon" in
"Oh. well," rejoined tho sympathetic
druggist, "such Is life. Many a man
with wholosnlo aspirations has to con.
tent himself with a retail business."
i.. ion n , .. . .. to Keen cican an
J "J .'...-. .-r-i1 . lUU.1. ao Pierce's Pleasant Pellete,
n y' . ho,I:',,,n0d hl8 n.,th Buldanco, of certain golden p atos
i , " . which wn taking burled in central Now York, tho oxist
L.8 Bt? " U'. b08t chn,r' rao- onco of which had boon Bunornatumllv
healthv take Dr.
t.. ... Vri
work was a transcript, under dlvino iato iivr, bowels and stomach.
IF YOU HAVE
you should try Anti-Uric, the famous
remedy made from Roots and Berries.
It is puaranteed to cure this cruel dis
ease in every stage.
We want every rcaier of this paper
who is suffering from Rheumatism in
any form to try this discovery. Every
package guaranteed or money refund
ed. Price 1.50 prepaid, or we will
send by Parcel Post C. O. D. Circu
lars nnd convincing testimony free.
Address ANTI-URIC CO., 102 Sher
wood Building, Sun Francisco.
BUSINESS AND STENOGRAPHIC
Oarsmduates axe occupyinz enviable posi
tions. The teaching: process Is different from
ordinary business schools. Thorough. Practi
cal, Individual. SCHOOL FOR MEN ONLY.
Address Tho Recittrar, Y. M. C A., Portland.
Oregon, and get detailed Information.
iomw-ji. il. j 'wir v atrokod Its tall. Now how many nion- '
I - I WM 1 WaV
o"uo t" tnnt is tno plural) aro ro-
Kccps off flios or monoy back. $1
a gallon from your doalor, or ortlor
by mall. PLUMMER DRUG CO.
Third and Madison, Portland, Or.
qulrod to doal with how many rntsT
And whuro do you got a mongoose,
and what do you food him on If ho
! wants, anything but rats? London
Portland Y.M. 0. A. Auto School
Day and nlsht classes. Expert tralnlntr
In repatrlnir, driving and machine work,
Inclvdlnar fonre, lathe, ahaper, drill ureas,
tractor, ate. Time unlimited, OOMPK
TKNT CIIAUFKEUILS AND MKCIIAN
ICS 8UPPLIKD. WIUTB US.
How to Cool Wntor.
Trnvolors in dosort Innda carry wa strnvnd hv nests. -Tho mmi,..'. Mo
tor bags of heavy canvaB or llnon inn.
uuck. tnoso bags, whon 11 od. con.
Now's Their Chance.
"And so you nro convinced, my
friond," asked tho curate, "that thero
Is n nlaco of eternal Dunishmont?" 1
"I am," repueu tno uncharitable
When Movlnn Run.. parishioner. "There's nothing In this
In packing rugs, whon moving. I at. or,d .bntl. on?u8h ,for 80,1,0 I'ooplo.'
iunB .nrlnlrln with r,nro,l . urowiliug B iUB"t.
1 - M ...
ana idiu a iuw muiu nans m 'when For calks uso Hanford's Balsam
riming uiom. xuuu, u noi usod lm Adv.
mouiatoiy, as is snmoiimoa tho caso,
thero is no danger of tholr bolng do-
Oregon Hernia Institute
Rupture treated mechanically. Trivats
fitting rooms. Illchest tesUmonlala. Re
sults guaranteed. Call or write.
JOHNSON &. UMBARGER
411-412 Aluky Bulldinx, PortUod. Oregon
P. N. U.
No, 30, 1010
WHEN writing to adrtrOiers, please
" tlsn this paper.
ataiitly "awoat" or oxudo enough mols-
turo to cool tho contont8 of tho bnE
by evaporations. Wet cantoons do tho
samo. A covorod pall or other vossol
may bo usod; wrap cloths around it,
kcop them wot, and hang In a current
of air. Outing.
"What's the matter?" asked the
first flea. "You looked starved."
Thoy nro making theso toy docs
so natural' oxplalnod tho other flea,
Acaulrlnn Mohammednn -riti.
Any Mohnmmodan wbo commits' tha 'AUmt nrrnned , aum1eI0 0,1Q, of
wholo of tho Koran to.mombry la civ.
on tho tltlo of Ilatlr. Cincinnati En
thorn by mistake." Loulsvillo Courier-
Journal. '' -
Panama Is rising tbroo feot In each
Worry's Evil Effects.
What rust Is to Iron, worry Is to
uioso Domes or ours it corrodos thorn
"Wombat says ho tries t6' nut as
good a faco on things as possible"
"Hob tho man to paint your por
trait, old top." Kansas City Journal.
The Mathews Welding
& Cutting Co.,
S91 Everett St, Near Ninth. Portland. Ore,
Portable Eleclric and Oxy-Acetylene Plant.
Ready at all Times.
OxyAcetylena Welding and Cutting. Welding
by Thermit, Electricity, Oxy-Acetylene.
Welding of Sheet Steel, Caat Iron, Aluminum
Urau, Etc. Boiler and Marine Work
ALSO AGENTS: The Henderson-WlIUs Welding
and CutUng Co.. St. Louis, U, B. A. Federal
Urasa Works, 31st St. & Kedsle Ave., Chicago.