UEER STORIES Elomontary Mentality of tho Mnssos Domonslratod by Amusing Examplos. FISH MADE FREE BY TROOPS How Pretty Woman, With Dogs and Rod Hlbbon, Turned Hostility to Enthuilaim Man With Red Umbrella Becomes Per sonage. 1'arlH. I'olltlcnl happenings Imvo Micccedud otio another so rapidly In Russia that French correspondents there Imvo hntl llttlu (lino to do moro than occupy themselves with thctn, und doNcrlptlvu nrllcluH from those Jour nalists Imvo boon fuw regarding the effect' of (l0 revolution on tho mass of tho peoplu mid Its results In tho provinces mid iiiiioiik tlio peasants. Ono or two articles, however, Imvo up pen red which throw somo light on tho mentality of tho ItunnliuiN, regarded ns w different from (tint of other Kuro penns. Ilohert do Flers, associate editor of tho I'lxnro nnd now attached to Iho headquarters staff of tho Roumanian nrmy, hiiH hud month o' Htudy of thu Russian troops serving In conjunction with thoso of Iloutimnln, Hero tiro some nnccdutcs from bin Intent article : There In n flno lako somewhere In tho south of KtiHHtii which Ih connected by n channel with u smaller luko, where Iiiiro enrp aro mined. The chnn nel wim burred by netM to prevent tho carp from passing Into tho larger lako, and, as food doeii not reach the troop In tho dlMtrlcl too plentifully nor In great variety, tho olIlccrM were glad to vary their menu with the Huh. One day noiiio hundreds of soldiers were gathered In n meeting ono of tlioso meetings which have become n regular liiNtltutlon In thu Russian army this year plunged lu deep discussion. Suddenly there wuh n rush toward tho lakes and, with cries of "Slobodn I" "Hlohodnl" ("Liberty I" "Liberty I"), thu men began to pull out tho barriers and nuts nnd deHtroy them. Tho olll corn wished to iirevent tho destruction, hut tho soldiers took little notice of their reprimands beyond crying "Slo bodn I Uloboda for tho fifth I" A noncommissioned officer explained the matter. "Fish aro Clod's creatures nit men arc. Like them, they hnvo tho right to liberty. Hut men can talk nnd no have mado tho revolution, while flHli nro dumb and can uovor mnko theirs. It Is, therefore, our duty to nld them becnuso It In contrary to nature to pen them up In order to enpturo them nnd easily kill them." A Personage and Didn't Know It A mlddlo class functionary, n man who occupied a modest position In ono of tho tax-collecting olllces and who was Imbued with tho narrow, bureau cratlc, reactionary spirit generally found In that class, chanced to go out ono day with u red umbrella under his nrm. A group of mnnlfestantH going to n meeting begged him to open his um brella. He willingly complied, nnd at once found that his bright umbrella red being tho revolution's color mado him a personage. Women threw him llowers, children were lifted up for hlin to kiss, and ho was at ouco mado president of tho meeting. When that was over ho was conduct ed In triumph to n banquet, nnd there, too, ho mado nn eloquent speech, hav ing discovered himself nn orator with out having over suspected It. Finally ho wns conducted to IiIh homo nt a Into hour by several thousands of his freo if not enlightened fellow-cltlzcns. From thnt day, after Inscribing his namo on tho revolutionary commlttco, ho bus never gono out without his red umbrella, always open, DIVER RECOVERS LOST RING Locates $3,000 Heirloom Detonglno. to Mrs. Alexander Diddle In Twenty. Five Feet of Water. Rockland, Mo. Tho palm for "And lug things" mny bo handed with pro priety to Dob Chase, n Portland diver, who, being shown a point marked on tho surfneo by n buoy, went down Into 25 feet of water nnd In four minutes located nnd brought to tho surface tho $3,000 family heirloom ring loHt by Mrs. Aloxnndcr IJIddlo of Philadel phia. Mrs. Rlddlo lost tho ring off her finger while launching n small sail boat. An old sailor marked tho ppot with tho buoy. Mrs. Mddlo despaired of over finding tho heirloom until told of tho wondorful skill of Dob Chase. Tho ring hna nn amethyst center, en circled by diamonds. Tho recovery of this small object from 23 feet of water Is called tho finest diving feat along tho Multio coast In years. Crickets Like Dlnder Twine. IluBlivlUe, Ind. Binder twine tbla OF NEW RUSSIA For month every material, from silk to tho commonest cloth, colored red, has been sought for and mado Into cockades, flags, streamers, etc Tho smallest fragment of red serves as on excuse for n manifestation. Hero I a story of a sqund of Russian soldiers, a pretty woman, a pet dog, and a bow knot of red ribbon, Tho pretty woman was walking op nnd down tho platform of n llttlo sta tion crowded with soldiers. Tho men, whose opportunities of seeing a pretty woman had been limited for many a mouth, gazed In admiration and ivcro prepared to mnko n manifestation In her honor. Hut suddenly their feelings showed a clmngo nnd crlos of discon tent begun to bo hoard. A group of sol diers went up to thu woman nnd se verely upbraided her because a bow of red ribbon was fastened over tho ear of her Pomeranian dog, Such n uso of the symbol of revolution wan shocking, they said, as It showed a wish to ridi cule tho great movement. Tho soldiers shouted, shrieked, and Jumped about excitedly, to the utter astonishment of thu pretty woman and of tho Pom. Hut tho woman extricated herself from nn ciiibarrasblng position with tho gullo of n true daughter of Hvo. Shu took tho ribbon from her dog's head and placed It In her own hair. Once more tho crowd changed Its touo, and It wns amid enthusiastic cheering that Khe, nnd tho dog, took tho train n llttlu later. A certain general was suspected by his men of being only lukewarm to ward the now movement, so n delega tion of soldiers waited on him to ask him his real opinions. "I'll tell you Just what I am." ho said to them, "and you can tell It to every one. I look upon my men as my chil dren and so have no reason not to tell them the wholu truth. I am a Maximal ist anarchist. After that I am sure you won't want any further details." Tho men went away delighted. They declared to tho regiment thnt had sent them: "Tho general Is absolutely all right. Ho Is co tremendously revolu tionary that wo couldn't even remem ber tho name thnt ho snld." Logic of Freedom. Two soldiers had hnppcned to speak to n general and ono hnd used the term, "your excellency," as was tho custom before tho revolution. The other soldier afterward rebuked his compnnlon for such a lapso from now principles. "Vou Bald 'excellency' I" "Woll, of course I said 'excellency.' " "Uut don't you know that now you musn't sny 'excellency?'" "And why musn't wo sny 'excellency' nnd inoro?" "What? Why? Becauso wo Imvo mado tho revolution, and now wo aro nil free." Tho first soldier was silent for n minutes, nnd then remarked: "Hut slnco we nro all freo, wo nro freo to sny 'oxcollency' If wo like to." Tho other soldier, In turn, reflected for n minute, and then declared: "Thnt's true, nfter all. The moment wo nro freo wo can do what we llko. It's that, you sco that's so difficult to understand. Hut as that's really so, I am going to say 'excellency myself." Then ho added : "Hut, nil tho same, It won't bo tho samo tiling ns before." Ludovlc Nadcau has found tlmo to send to tho Temps somo anecdotes nbout oventfl In Pctrogrnd after tho great revolution: In tho early days of tho revolution a strango-looktng street-sell mado his appearnnco on tho Novsky Prospect. As ho woro a scarlet cap, a crowd soon gathered. Ho was offering pamphlets nt CO kopecks apiece, and could hardly hand them out quick enough. Tho nat ural Infercnco would bo thnt tho work year has n peculiar flavor that crickets like, nnd ns a result tho farmers of Hush county hnvo been nnd nro still having much troublo with bundles of whent falling apart when loaded on tho wagon. Salesmen sny that tho nb senco of n certain oil, which Is usual ly used In manufacturing tho twine, Is tho reason for tho crickets nttncklng It. They declnro that crickets do not llko tho tnsto of this oil, and hnvo never chved tho twlno before. LIQUID FIRE KILLS BRIGADE (British Learn Thing or Two From Qer mans About Uee of Burn ing Oil. Paris. Tho llrltlsh hnvo learned a thing or two from tho Germnns nbout tho uso of liquid 11 ro or burning oil, as ovldonccd by tho following account In tho Journal of a German nttnek beforo Lpns : "As n German brlgndo was moving forward from Its covor two English bnrrago fires took them on tho flunk and turned them asldo Into a Bunken road. Tho enemy In deiiso formation, treated of tho revolution, but, as a matter of fact, It wns n "History of Iluddhlsm," bought, doubtless, for n nominal sum ns n publisher's remaind er. Ono soldier, ns ho carried away his bargain, wns heard to say: "I can't rend, but lots of comrades In the bur racks can." Hcforo tho rovolutlon, pcoplo bathed naked In tho Neva, but otitsldo tho town. Now they nro bathing, entirely stripped, within tho town, and walk about on tho bridge and quays be tweon tho Frcncli nnd IJrltlKh embas sies. Tho men of 1703 woro christened "sans culotto," (without trousers), tho men of 1017 nro "sans cnlecon," (with out drawers). Tho Petrograd Boldlers, anxious to Instruct themselves and occupy the lolsuro that tho rovolutlon has given them, nro great visitors to tho mu soums. Their anxiety to Investigate everything lends them to pass their hands over tho pictures und caress tho statuary, (often marking It with their nails). Notices Imvo been put up beg ging comrades to touch nothing. Tho founder and curator of the "Eth nographic" Museum recounts that his staff, (caretakers, cleaners, etc.), has petitioned tho government for the sup pression of his office, on the ground that n curator Is useless In a museum, that he docs nothing, costs money, nnd Is of no service, as they who carry tho keys, wield the feather brooms, and clean the floors aro tho real curators. How to De a Civil Engineer. In a manufactory the workmen In a body waited on tho civil engineers to tell them that, "the old order having passed away, thcro must be no more slavery. Evcryono must work In turn. So you will kindly some of you go down Into tho mines, and others Arc tho engines." "And who will do our work?" asked tho engineers. "Somo of us will tnko turns In your ofllces." VHut whnt will you do thcrcr "Tho Bamo ns you sit around, sharpen pencils, and smoko ciga rettes." On Sunday, July 8, M. Nnodcau enw n crowd moving along tho Nevsky Prospect, carrying banners, half blue, half yellow. "That's all right." said a middle-class citizen to him. "Revolu tionary red seems to be going out of dnte.'J When tho column hnd np prooched, It proved to bo composed al most entirely of soldiers, enough to form two or threo regiments. Their bnnners for the Inscription "Long Live tho Government I" which seemed to show that It was n patriotic manifesta tion, but others hurl "Long Live the Ukralnol" "Long Live Independent Little Russia I" "Long Llvo tho Inde pendent Ukraine T Tho soldiers belonged to the Potn grad garrison nnd wcro natives of Llt tlo Russia, manifesting their desire to bo enrolled ns soon ns possible In the purely Ukrainian army that Is being formed In tho south. No ono interfered with their separatist demonstration. Somo soldiers whoso bearing was anything but martial, wero taking up too much room In a tramway to please thu femalo conductor, who rated them vigorously with all tho extraordinary authorttatlvcncss which women in Rus sia nlwnyB display toward men. "You, soldiers! Go on I You only hnvo sol diers' clothes, that's alll" "It's a Bhamo to treat n poor wound ed man llko this," murmured ono of them. "You wounded?" retorted tho con ductor. "If you aro wounded it must bo in tho left nostril and by a cork from n bottlol" Thcso Illustrations of Russian tem perament aro declared to lndlcato tho difficult task Kcrcnsky confronts, to direct such n people nnd to keep them stendlly In tho path that ho would hare them follow. believing himself snfo, gavo battle, ns was expected. "Then 500 cans of burnlnn oil burst forth from special llrltlsh engines and enclosed thetfo Huns In their circle of fire. Yells roso for a moment from tho sunken rond, but tho barrago Arcs redoubled and mndo nil action Impos sible. "A deadly silence soon fell upon the neap or carnonizeu Humanity." Vienna Not on Danube. Vienna Is popularly misunderstood to bo on "tho beautiful blue Danube." river, but that mighty Btrcam In Its long courso to tho Black sen really en circles tho city somo miles from Its center. A cannl winds through tho heart of tho city and connocta with tho Dnnubo below tho Prater, Vienna's great playground. Tho psaltery was n stringed musical Instrument to accompany tho volco In tho prayer book version of tho Psalms tho Hcbrow word Is given as "lute" This Instrument resembled tho guitar, but was larger with a convex back, re sembling a gourd. WHEAT CROP SHORT Allied Countries' Deficiency Is Fixed at 400,000,000 Bushels Canada, However, Shows Surplus. Washington, D. C Of this year's wheat crop, only 77,690,000 bushels, or about 11.8 per cent, will bo left for export to the allies and neutrals after tho requirements of tho United States aro filled, unless Americans heed tho call of tho food administration and cur tail their consumption. Experts of tho bureau of crop esti mates, in calculating this year's theo retical wheat surplus, havo placed the consumption at 10 per cent less than tho normal of 5.3 bushels, as this year's conditions resemble thoso of 1916, when tho apparent per capita consumption was about 4.75 bushels. For tho estimated population of the country 103,635,000 pcoplo the re quirement on that basis is 494,830,000 bushels. Seed requirements they es timate at 87,271,000 bushels. This year's wheat crop, from the preliminary estimates, is 659,707,000 bushels, and tho total requirements is placed at 582,101,000 biuhels, leaving 77,696,000 bushels surplus. The food administration estimated the allied countries will have a deficiency of moro than 400,000,000 bushels of wheat, basing their estimate on nor mal requirements. They are isolated from thoso markets other than Canada and tho United States, on which they were accustomed to rely before the war. Tho Russian supply cannot be got out and the Bulgarian and Rou manian supplies are in the hands of tho Teutons. Although Great Britain. Fnarcc and Italy are vigorously administering and economizing their food, tho situation in wheat, according to the food admin istration, is one 6f great difficulty and concern. Canada, figures available hero show, will have a possible sur plus of 120,000,000 bushels of wheat and that, added to the surplus of the United States, will make less than 200,000,000 bushels. NORTHWEST MARKET REPORT Portland Wheat Bulk basis Port land for No. 1 grade: Hard white Blucstem, Early Bart, Allen, Galgalus, Martin Amber, 52.05. Soft white Palouse blueatem, fortyfold, white val ley, Gold Coin, Russian, $2.03. White club Little club, Jenkins club, white hybrids, Sonora, $2.01. Red Walla Red Russian, red hybrids, Jones fife, coppei, $1.98. No. 2 grade, 3 cents less; No. 3 grade, C cents less; other grades handled by sample. Flour Patents, $10.20. Millfeed Spot prices: Bran, $30 per ton; shorts, $33; middlings, $41; rolled barley, $5557; rolled oats, $54. Corn Buying prices, f. o. b. Port land; Eastern Oregon timothy, $27 per ton; Valloy grain hay, 20; clover, $20; straw, $8. Butter Cubes, extra, 4546c; primo firsts, 44c. Jobbing prices: Prints, extras, 48c; cartons lc extra; butterfnt, No. 1, 62c. Eggs Oregon ranch, current re ceipts, 50c; candled, 52c; selects, 55c per dozen. Poultry Hens, large, 18c; small, 1516c; broilers, 1820c; ducks, 18 20c; geese, 810c; turkeys, live, 2022c; dressed, 2830c Veal Fancy, 1516c per pound. Pork Fancy, 2122c per pound. Vegetables Tomatoes, 50c$1.25 per crato; cabbage, llie per pound; lettuce, 6075c per dozen; cucum bers, 4060c per dozen; peppers, 17 21c per pound; cauliflower, $11.75; spinach, 67c pound. Sack Vegetables Carrots, $1.25 1.50 per sack; beets, $1.501.75; turnips, $1.50. Potatoes Oregon, $1.501.75 per hundred; sweet potatoes, Sc Green Fruits Peaches, 8090c; ap ples, $1.10 2.25; pears, $1 1.75; grapes, 75c$1.76; casabas, 2c per pound; cranberries, $4.254.35 per box. Hops 1917 crop, 3G40c per pound; 1916 crop, 2024c. Wool Etxra Oregon, fino, 6060c per pound; coarse, 6560c; valley, 55 60c; mohair, long staple, 55c Portland Union Stockyards Co. October 20, 1917. Cattle Best beef steers $ 9.5010.25 Good beef steers 8.00 9.25 Best beef cows 7.25 8.00 Ordinary to good 4.00 6.75 Best hoifers 7.00 8.00 Calves 7.00 9.60 Bulls 4.00 6.75 Stockors and feeders.,.. 4.00 7.25 Hogs Primo light hogs $16.8517.00 Prime heavy hogs 16.7516.85 Bulk 16.7617.00 Pigs 14.0014.50 Shoop Yearlings $11.7512.25 Wethers 11.5012.25 Ewes 8.5010.60 Western lambs 13.6014.00 Valley lambs 12.7514.00 STATE NEWS t IN BRIEF. Chester A. Moorcs of Portland is in Salem to familiarize himself with his new duties as private secretary to Gov ernor Withycombe, which will start November 1. Mrs. Harriet Callison, pioneer resi dent of Lane county, died Friday morn ing at the family residence near Pleas ant Hill, where she had made her home for moro than half a century. Over 350 men arc said to be at work in the McEachern shipyards on Youngs Bay, an addition of 53 employes who went to Astoria, Saturday to fill posi tions in various parts of the industry. Lano county will be the first county in the state to receive payment of back taxes on Oregon & California railroad grant lands under act of congress re vesting title to these lands in the Uni ted States government. Albany has a new industry in a glovo factory which is being establish ed there by W. G. Ross and W. J. Mil ler. The men are beginning the busi ness in a small way now, but hope to develop a large glove factory. Tho Multnomah Circuit court, Judge Kavanaugh sitting, was affirmed by the Supreme court Thursday in tho case of the State vs. Dr. A. A. Aus plund, convicted of manslaughter in connection with a criminal operation. Justice Burnett wrote the opinion. Work was resumed on the ships in the Sommarstrom yard at Columbia City, Friday, about 120 men being cm ployed. Work is progressing rapidly on tho ways and buildings for the In ternational Shipbuilding company and they will soon be able to lay down a keel. Several Prairie City school children narrowly escaped death when a bridge under which they had taken refuge from a herd of passing cattle broke with the weight of the animals and plunged some of the stock into the John Day river. All the children es caped serious injury. The independent apple growers out side of the Rogue River Fruit associa tion in the Gold Hill district are fit ting'up a large warehouse in Gold Hill and will begin packing and shipping Monday. The output of their orchards is estimated at 15,000 boxes, while the association's output is estimated at 25,000 boxes. Mrs. Leslie Bailey, of Bend, charged with kidnaping and robbing L. A. Rawlings, an aged rancher living near her homestead, went on trial Fri day in tho Circuit court. Mr. Rawl ings testified that Mrs. Bailey and her 14-year-old son had tied him, searched him for valuable papers and threatened him with death before releasing him. Governor Withycombe in an address at a smoker given by the Eugene Ra diators Wednesday night in honor of Colonel J. M. Williams, newly ap pointed Adjutant General, paid tribute to Colonel Williams as a man qualified for the position as an expert in mili tary affairs and whose influence would be of great value to the state. In a circular letter to employes, State Highway Engineer Nunn has is sued a warning against allowing over time work to go above the minimum possible for tho best welfare of the state's program. In another circular warning also is issued to employes that the cost of operation of automo biles in the highway department work is running too high. Discovery of a rich ledge of silver ore in Granite Boulder canyon in the Greenhorn district, is reported by Otto Simons, of Baker. The probabilities aro that the mill of the Brown Lumber company at Cot tage Grove, which was destroyed by fire a month ago, will be rebuilt. Tho Linn County chapter of the Red Cross at Albany has earned $2161.95 in serving meals to dratfed men en route from California to American Lake. Vico President Thomas R. Marshall will speak in La Grando on November 5. under the auspices of the M. E. Church. Commercial bodies of that city are preparing to give Mr. Mar hall a municipal reception. With every indication that the car shortago situation is becoming moro acute in tho Pacific Northwest, Public Servico Commissioner Buchtel has telegraphed Chairman Miller of the commission, who will bo in Washing ton soon, to tako tho matter up with the Interstate Commerce commission directly, and ascertain if steps cannot be taken to remedy conditions. What is believed to havo been tho wind-up of the necessary legal prep aration for tho reclamation of tho marsh lands of Lower Klamath Lake has just been completed. The lumber is now on tho ground for tho closing of tho gates t the railway embankment over Klamath Straits, which will ulti mately reclaim a tract of over 54,000 acres of the richest soil in that part of the state. :JWI- flu.