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About Eagle Valley news. (Richland, Or.) 191?-1919 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 1, 1914)
1 POtLTRY and Dairy Produce of nil kinds wanted. Write for our CASH OFFER Pcarfion-Pagc Co. VZ& SECOND-HAND MACHINERY lloimht. o'il and ttxctianor-dl malnes, 1w!ors, sawmills, fir. Hcrvl forHlork I.lsl r,mI I'nm Tin: J. ic. maiitin co.. k mm.. I'oriumi, Or. TYPEWRITERS, ALL MAKES .Ax97flV, 1'OrB" assortment, Him 7w22vC!K O. l Prion. MMINCION st4u od 511111 IKU1ILK. J15 Us, Murium elilpiMil nn. approval tiixi irunrnn Iwd by Hrrnio conrrrn. Write) for samples of work, stating mako iirefprrnl. TYI'EWRITEK EXCHANGE, 351J Wb. Si., PwiImJ, Or. Don't Worry, Przemyal la Plain Pihem'UI. Przomyril, which tho Ittinnlann nro nttnclung, according to Llpplncott's uaxoltcur, llio Now intornatlonnl ICn cyclopedia and tho Btnndurd diction ury, In pronounced I'zliom'iiil. Tho "z" ns Is general with Hlnvlc IiuiKunKtiii, Ih pronounced "sth," and tho "r" in olldod by tho natural pro cohk of rapid onunclntlon ttitd tho ton dency to rnndor tho consonantal com blnutloiiH easier to pronounce. flora Km, Draiiulnled Kyrlld and Stirs jirommiy iieaicu wiin iioumu nje uui Hill. AllT. Approaching Danger, Professors In u MuiiKtiohuHottn col loco nro planning ways and mcaiiH for pacifying tholr Gorman colleague upon hhi return from Dresden. "Whnt ovor will tho village do with n German con tact mlno floating round on l(i usually glossy Hurrac7 tho professors nro BHklng, "Wo don't want him explod ing on tho sidewalk." Communicated. Anybody can dye successfully with Putnam Fadeless Dyes. 60 It'o All Right. She wan vory much In lovo wltt him, and ono ovonlug, whllo thoy wore alone, nho nnked: "Frank, toll mo truly; you have kiss ed othor girls, haven't you?" "Yen," replied tho young man. "hut no ono you know."- Now York Times, For Those Who Fall, I play not horo mnrches for victors only I play great mnrchuB for con- quurod and Hlniu pontoon. Havo you heard that It wua good to kalu tho day? I also nay It l good to fall bnttlor nro IohI In tho Hamo spirit in wlilct thoy aro won I beat trluhiphnnt drum for tho dead Vivas to those who havo fullodt Whitman. WAS MISERABLE COULDfLSTAND Testifies She Was Restored to Health by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Lackawanna, N. Y." After my first child was born I felt very miserable and could not stand on my foot My sister- in-law wished mo to try Lydia E. Pink- hum 'a Ve g 0 1 a b 1 e Compound and my nerves became firm. raappctito good, step p clastic, and I lost that weak, tired feeling. That was six years ago and I havo had thrco fino healthy children slnco. For f cmolo trou blSu I always tako Lydia E. Pinkham's Vcgotablo Compound and it works like a charm. I do all my own work." Mrs. A. P. Krrameh, 1571 Eloctric Avonuo, Lacknwnnna, N. Y. Tho success of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetablo Compound, mndo from roots and herbs, Is unparalleled. It may be used with porfoct cpnfldenco by women who suiter from displacements, influm mation,ulcoration,tumor8,irregularitles, periodic pains, backache, bearing-down foeling.flatuloncyJndlgOBtlon.dlzzincsfl, or nervous prostrntion. Lydia E. Pink ham's Vcgotablo Compound la tho stan dard remedy for fernalo ills. Women who suffer from thoso dis-, tressing ills peculiar to their sex should bo convinced of tho ability of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetablo Compound to re storo their health by tho many genuine and truthful testimonials wo nro con stantly publishing in tho newspapers. If you want special advlco write 10 Jjdla K. lMnkhsm Mcdlclno Co. (con II dtmtinl) Trim, Mas. Your letter will be opened, rend and answered by a woumn and held In strict coiiflueuo MOSQUITO HAD ITS INNING Died In the End, but It Had Conolder- able Fun With President of tho Lodge, What a nulnnnco a llttlo mosquito can mnko Itself. A locnl man tells mo that whon ho had occnslon to pre side at n loose- mooting ho found this out, 11 wan ono or uioso soft, muggy iiIkIKh whon tho fn co Is moist and tho inomiultocfl If thoro ho any about, do light to poster ono. Tho man had hard ly taken his placo im jirciildliu; olflcor when tho mosfjulto mndo Its appear nnco, flliujIiiK Its war song mid look" Iiib for blood. It niado a first attack behind tho enr, Just ns our frlond wan making somo Important announce mcnt. Just as tho inoHfjulto penotrated tho iikln tho man's hands woro busy, and before ho could shift tho document ho was rending to his other hand tho In soct had escaped. In tho shifting, how over, and In tho mnn's hasto to got to tho mosquito, ho dropped the looso sheotii of pnpor and tho gentle brcczo that had been cooling his heated brow vory generously distributed them among thoso present, Tho shoots woro finally reassembled, however, nnd tho business proceeded. Hut tho mosquito was still present, or another ono to tako his placo. This time a moro direct attack was mado on tho cheek. Tho man made n des- porato effort to got at his cnomy, but tho mosquito dodged, and In doing so, went In beneath tho man a cyc glusses. Tho man contlnuod his of- fonHlvo operations, but with hardly duo enro, for ho knocked off his glnsBCs, which, fortunately, full Into his lap and woro not broken, Tho mosquito escaped. Hut rovengo camo at Inst. Not con tented with his feaat, and utterly dis dainful of his pursuer's ability to ac complish his destruction, tho mosquito returned and tried to penetrate In the man's neck, Tho man lot him get woll settled, mid then, with a re sounding slap, settled his destiuy. That mosquito, nt least, will never bother any ono else, but ho caused enough disturbance for so small an Insect, for his destroyer's antics trying to get to" him kept tho members of tho lodgo well amused for flvo or ten minutes. Lawrcnco Telegram. Continuous Panorama Machine A. muchlno has been Invented which throws it contlnuouu panorama com pletely around tho Inner surfacp of a cylindrical screen so that nn ob server standing at tho center of tho spaco Inclosed by tho screen will have tho famo view that ho would have If standing In tho midst of tho actual ccones depicted, A number of partly successful' attempts to accomplish this havo been mndo by using sovcral syn chronized mnchlncs, but it haB at last been dono by tho ubo of only ono ma chine and that of tho simplest nature. The apparatus with which tho pictures aro mndo works much aftor tho fash- Ion of nn ordinary jmnorama' machlno except that tho ciiBlng carrying tho ens and film makes a vortical axis nt such a high rate of speed that U10 Imago on any part of tho screen changes bo rapidly, as with an ordin ary motion plcturo machlno, that tho oyo is unablo to detect tho break bo- weon (Micccsstva pictures. IP.TTPTTTR.F.B IS CURABLE A Ttv WAKplnr. . HIMM lV l IMIM ATf M Hllini.U TltlJlIH. Kn worrvlntf nr rl.n. ger of an opir(lon. Itupturn ( not a trnr or lteaeh, m common' uppooil, lAit I H10 ulretchlnif, or dllntlon, of a nnlural oitpninir. ThU HKKLKY 81'KItMATIC HHICl.t) Bppllnc cotm this opening in 10 tUyn In moat ttue. If you enn't come, vrrlto for mcMUrlnir t!nk At& lltvrature, Ml only by T.ATTT?r A vtg nnTTn nr Third and Yamhill, Portland, Or. m Wlm aro Tmu V.wttmftm P.. I... I... U fjnt A Benin for this appdanca. NEW HOTEL HOUSTON Dbvo Ifouton. I'rop. If. II. Thorn, Mjrr. TlioroiiKhly nxKlcrn. 101 Uxrm of comfort. MI- rrnio vrrH. inrea minuu' walk from Union Depot. Write for rates, 72 K. Sixxlt St, rOKIlAND, OR. An Appeal to the Farmers, Itccognlzlng that America must sup ply an extra largo part of tho world's foodstuffs next year, tho International Harvester company has begun a cam paign to arouse fanners to tholr op portunity and duty. It urges every farmer to utilize every avnllablq aero and to Increase tho average yield of each acre. That Is extremely good ad vlco on two counts. Tho first In tho naturnl dCHlro of all producers to have available a largo supply of merchnndlso when there Is nn unusual demand. With Europe In chuos, no question exists about the demand and about tho desirability of being ablo to fill It with profit. The second Ib tho moro humanitarian and. nltrulstfc consideration of ability to rellovo, out of tho overflowing store- lioiiKo of Amorlcnn farms, tho suffer ing which Europe's shortage of grains and stock will inevitably produce. This has been u year of bounteous crops here. If careful planning and skilful working enn do it, next ycar'B crops should bo even bigger, for thero will bo need for nil that tho best farm ing and tho most propitious weather conditions can produce. New York Tribune. Breaking It Gently. I.it'ry Man Do you know I'vo boon suffering from Insomnia all this week?" Nonllt'ry Friend Perhaps If you read your latest book It would help somo. J'uck. Consistent. "That great Inventor onco said that pcoplo sleep too much." "Ho was evidently sincere No oth' or Inventor hns produced so much ma chinery for keeping pooplo awnko all night." The Gathering Hosts. "You have a number of relatives vis iting you, havo you not?" Inquired tho ablo editor of tho village weekly.- "Yes," grimly confessed Montgom ery Morose, a pessimistic person with an excellent excuso for so being. "Do splto a strict censorship I am able to authoritatively Inform you that prac tically tho cntlro standing army of my wife 8 klnfolks, together with the reservists, the colonials, tho Unmlwchr and ttio Lundttttinn, In now mobilizing -u jo uojjuoiuj om tpM. OHtioq jno -)t vesting It for tho balance of the heated term." Judgo. HABIT TRACED TO AZTECS reasonable. "I believe," said tho beautiful heir ess, "that tho happiest marriages aro mado by opposites." "Just think how poor I ami" urged tho young man. Maybe She Told Him. She Havo you any special reason for wanting to know my age? He I merely wish to know nt whnt ngo woman is really tho most fascl itatlng. Grouchy. "I understand Paris dressmakers nro going to copyright their gownB." "Nonsense!" exclaimed Mr. Grow chor. "As fashions aro going, there won't bo enough of them to make room for a copyright notice." Wash ington Star. P N, U No. 40, 1014 IWllV.S ttlllllUf to mlwIlMM, 1IM WM. ,f llun Oil imixr, Rich Fortunes From Privateering. A century ugo bucIi a situation as tho present would havo sot merchants all agog to sccuro letters of marquo for tholr vcbsoIs. It waB a Ilconso from tho crown authorizing a prlvato ship to wago war against and to cap turo nny of tho onomy'S vobbcIs. In thoso days of wooden walls a well armed cllppor or East Indlanian wbb almost a match .for n frlgato, but tho aim of tho prlvntoor was to ravage the enemy h commerce A lucrative pursuit It wob, too. In ono year Cnpt. ortunatus Wright captured 10 ships worth r00,000 pounds, whllo from one ruiso in tho Spanish main tho prlyn- tonr Prlnco Fredorlck returned to Urlstol with throo-quartcrs of a million pounds In bar stlvor alono and othor valuablo cargo. Jollied Her. She I HiippoHo to got Into tho mot torologlcal department a special course of study was uocoHoary, Ho Yob; wo hud to learn to keep jur woatliur oyo opun, lloulou ISvon Intr Truimcrlpt, Funny Dancing. Patlonce I noUccd, last night, that Gcorgo haB tango eyes. PatrlcJ why do you call them tan go oyes? "Because thoy dance bo funny." Common Complaint Visitor Aro you having any trouble to find work for tho unemployed hero? Undo Ebon Nope. Our troublo hero Is to get work out of tho em ployed. Judge. Governing a City. Stranger Upon what plan arc your city Institutions conducted? Citizen A sort of lot-Georgo-do-lt system without nny Georgo. Puck. Work for the Censors. First Oyster- They nro censoring nows, ' Second Oystor Woll, why can't thoy censor tho "r" In Soptomber? DENTAL HEADQUARTERS FOR OUT-OF-TOWN PEOPLE l'eople from nil porta of Orctron and Wnshlnjr x constantly visit our jfllce for dental trcut uent. Our skill U ac iiiuwMirod, and our iromptiiesH In flnlah- per work in one day vhunrqulrotl is appe lated by out-of-town mtrons. Dr. Wiso is a false ooth expert. There is ALWAYS ONIJHEST" in every callliif. and )r. Wlo lays clV'm to Ills distinction In Ore (nn. 27 Yiui' twaieoct, What wo enn't ituar ante1 we don't ily. I.OVV 1'HICIiS FOB IIIOH.OKAUK WOKK. Cood Bed Bubltr I'Utrs. racli J.f0 Tlis Heal Krd Bulilr l'Ut-. rach 7.M M-Xarat KiM nr I'orrclsln Crown 6.90 WISE DENTAL CO. Bl'.UAHU', I'AINI.KKH IIBNTIMTO. I'liunrs-MslH , A WH. Ittli Third Hlr.f , Fllit IIIJ-., rurllaiid, Orni H, V- Cur, Tldid anil Ws.l.liiiitvu. IHL i Americana Not the Original Gum Chewers, as the World 8eems to Have Believed. Tho Aztecs of Mexico aro said to havo been tho first gum chewors known In this, or, for that matter, any other, continent. Tho followers of Corlcz reported that tho Indians chowed a gum to quench thirst and rellovo exhaustion. They obtained It from tho snpoto trco by tapping, and today tho manner of gathering tho sap is in close analogy to tho process of gathering maple sugar In Now England. Tho treo Is Indigenous to tho northern countries of South America, Central America and espe cially in Mexico, tho last named fur nlshing about six-sevenths of tho en' tiro supply consumed annually In tho Unlto States, Tho sapoto trco Is usually found in groups, frequently grows to a height of 40 to 60 feet, Is generally very str&igbt, and has a long, clear length which makes It most desirable for tim ber. Tho wood is of a reddlBh ma hogany color, Is quite hard, heavy, compact in texture and fine grained. Door sills and frames of this romark ablo wood have been unearthed In the prehistoric ruins of Uxmal and found to bo In an excellent stato of preservation. Tho . wood Is In de mand today by cabinet makers, who employ It in tho manufacture of high grade furnlturo and household fittings. Tho fruit, tho sapodilla pear, was once very popular in Latin-American mar kets, but tho constant demand for the gum and the consequent tapping so reduced tho size and quality of the fruit that it has become almost a negllgiblo product Throughout the rainy season, whllo tho sap Is up, tho tapping is done by tho "chicleros," whoso only Implements are a machete and a piece of rope. Tho ropo 1b fastened about the waist and slipped around a tree, leav ing the chlclcro's bands free to make the V-shaped Incisions spirally all around tho trco. The sap runs along tho Incisiua and is collected in cups at tho base. It looks like milk at first, but soon turns to a yellowish color and thickens to tho consistency of treacle. It Is collected and boiled in a rather primitive manner In large kettles, and when It has reached the proper consistency it is kneaded and tho surplus moisture expressed. It is then molded Into large loaves aad Is. ready for BUlpraaBt. Argonaut., Turkish Women Study Medicine. Medicine has been practiced by Turkish women for some time, be- icauso It is only recently that men doctors have been allowed within tho harem. Curiously enough, it is one of tho oldest superstitions of the Mo hammedan world that has given the greatest Impetus to medical studies for women. It ie thought among tho Moslem's that the last wish of an old woman is sacred and must be carried out at all costs. Not long ago the wife of a former grand vizier, Halhld din pasha, died. On her death bed oho expressed as her last wish that her twelve-year-old daughter might tako special courses In medicine, simi lar to those given to men. There was nothing for tho government to do .but to hastily open certain of these courses to -women In order that they might not bo cursed by Ignoring the dying wish of a respected old woman. Knthnrlno Buell, In Harper's WeeKiy. ' v SUCCESS Depends Upon Your Training Oor course In -Shorthand, Ten manshlp, Duslness Triilninsr and Telegraphy will equip you for a succcftsful business career. KALI. TKKM BEITKMHER 7. BUSINESS COLLEGE. Fourth Street, Near Morrison, Portland, Or. We Guarantee Positions for AH Our Graduate. Write Us, No Trouble to Answer. Gravestones Sink Into Ground. Antiquarians will bo greatly in terested in the recent find of the Bos ton cemetery department at tho an cient Phlpps street burial ground, Charlestown. Ten gravestones wer discovered in different parts of thv ground, all buried bene, -h sovcral feet of earth. It was evident that they hafl been sunk into the ground by their own weight more than a century ago. The Phlpps street ground wns'the bur ial place of early settlers from 1630. Tho most ancient stone was of April, 16GC, erected over the grave of Maud Graves. Two others are of that cen tury, six are of the years 17 , 17J2, 1734, 1737, 1747, while one is of tho year 1801. Vr. Vterj'n Vrrmlfnge ''Dead Shot" Icllla and expels Worms Id a very few haunt. AUr. An Extremist. "I'm afraid," said Mr. Chucglnsv "that a man can be over-conscientious-about running a motor car." "Have you been that way?" "Yes, I grew so interested in slow ing down to avoid violating the specif limit that a policeman had to threaten to arrest me for standing too long ia one place." Washington Star. YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL TOD Try JIurlne Eye Kerurdy for Ited, Weak. Watery Eyeaand Granulated Eyelid; Wo Smartinjr lust. Eye Comfort. Write for Cook of tlie Ky by mall Free. Murine Eye Itemed y Co., Cnicara- Close Quarters. Normandle Can you dress within your income? Bartram es, but it's like dressing In an upper berth. Pennsylvania Punch Bowl. HOWARD E. BVhlUli - JLMJtr anl CI.emIt. LrAdnUe. Colnmia. HcriiuDU bnm: UoIMl. t3llter.Letd.ri. (i.M. BUier. He: Gold. JOc: Zlss- or Copper Si. MtlllneentBlopes a A full prion lisc eai on application. lAratroi ana umpire kdtksv Naughty Man! An ornery pup is Ignatz Grand, His conduct is distressing; ,.. He watched the salad dressing". Cincinnati Enquirer. He rambles through the house at wil? And no one's pardon begs. He went into the dining room And saw the table's legs. Temple Telegram. He prowled around tho pantry with A most offensive air; And lingered long, immodestly. Where all the shelves were bare. Just tell them that you saw me, but you didn't see my bayonet-saw. From a war correspondent's notes. Battles In the air are reported. Now perhaps we'll get some real news, as everybody is up there. Cure for Hay Fever. Dr. Claude Lowdermilk of Galena, Kan., reports to tho Journal of tho American Medical Association that of three hay-fever patients treated with a toxin prepared from pollen before tho onset of tho symptoms not one had an attack throughout tho season, and that of sixteen so treated after the onset thirteen woro cured. Doc tor Lowdermilk gavo also an autoge nous vaccine. "MummleV Opinion. In tho recent London dispatch re vealing tho activities of the entlroly rcspectablo Queen Mary as a busy llt tlo Leo thero was a pleasing anecdoto about n friendly call paid by her not long ago upon a certain pooresB, Tho honornblo hostess of the occnslon ie snld to bo very popular among thq "Intellectuals" and In less .favor "at court" than hor husband. Tho queen asked to seo tho small daughter of tho houso, and while waiting took out her Inevitable knitting and sot Indus triously to work. When tho little girl appeared sho waB fascinated by tho sight, and tho queen good-naturedly told her that Bho muBt ask hor mamma to tonch hor to knit. "Mummlo won't," replied tho cljlld. "Sho says that all sorts of needlo work Is just for pooplo who like to work vtholr Angora bocnusa thoy haven't any brains to work," Hereditary Wrestler. Japan's mout export wrestlers are men who havo Inherited their ability from nncimtorw who Hindu wrstllHtf a profession for gynuruJJoiiiJ. v,' Purifies Blood With Telling Effect Gives Conscious EvidenccTpF Its Direct Action. 8. R. S., tlie famous blood purifier, aliaoii talks as it sweeps its way through the cir culation. Its no lion la no direct that -rcry often la some forms of skla affliction the appearance of tho eruptions chances over night, tho itch and redness are gone and rccoTcry begins Immediately. Aa a matter of fact, there is ono ingredi ent in S. S. S. which serves tho active pur poso of stimulating each cellular part of tho body to tho healthy and Judicious selec tion of its own essential nutriment. That is why it regenerates tho blood supply; why It has such a tremendous Influence In over coming eczema, rash, pimples, tuad all skta. afflictions. And In regenerating tho tissues S. 8. 9 bas a rapid and positive antidotal effect upon all those irritating laflueaces that cause rheumatism, soro throat, weak ey los of weight, this, palo cheeks, aad that wcarinesM of muscle end servo that Is gen erally experienced as spring fever. Get bottle of 8. S. S. at any drug store. ub4 1b a few days you will sot only feel bright a4 energetic, but you will bo the picture of 8. Is prepared oely la tb -r of The Kwlft fciiieclUc Co.. 034 Kwift Mldg., Atlanta, On., who raalutata a. sew life. laborator; very efficient Medical Department, where all who have any blood disorder of a stubborn nature nmv writs frtiolv for advlcn aad H)ctal book of liistrui'tluu. K. H. H, U sol everwltero by drug stores, drpurtmrnt aw general stores, but mwu- all suuutuu