Eagle Valley news., September 17, 1914, Image 7

POULTRY
and Dairy Produce
of all kinds wanted. Wrllo for our
CASH OFFER
Pcarson-Pagc Co. TOftR?
SECOND-HAND MACHINERY
.'ought, mM and exclittitMj onulnrn, boilers,
f nwinllli, etc. Krnd fnr Block l.lst arv 1'rlcrn,
TIIH J, i:. MAIITJN CO., W lit lit., Portland, Or,
HOW TO OUT TJIH POSITION VOU WANT hy
innrkrllnir vour scrvUmi fit litahesl tiosallilo jirlco.
Wouldn't, ilitn Hint tmutlirr mnn um-iI succ.
fully Inli'rnit you, DtKorliitlvo circular norrrml
jirlce. AMIKICAN MAIL OKMK COMf,, Uhmlit tiit, ShJjx
Roal Excitement,
Though Oormnny and Jtuimlu oIiihIi,
And l-Ynnco rtnd Knglnnd no to fliiiunli,
What euro the Nowlywedtt, In riooth,
Tor tliotr flmt baity has a tooth.
Cincinnati ISnqulrcr.
Though UiPfclHor thumba hlii iioho nt
Franco
And HunslntiB tnako tlio AUHtrlntiH
diinco;
Kor tlilH wo do not caro a peg
Wo'vc Kt u hen that laid nn egg.
Allontown Democrat.
What do wo euro though Jtipnn scraps,
And Austria gives tho Sorbs Homo
raps
What caro wo what tho Icalnor doen?
Our bald apol hIiowh a little fuwl
Houston Pool.
Sunlight Intensified
By Ilcflcctlon from Ocrnn Jlcnch nnd
I)ccrt Hand unrelieved by J'ollage. Winds
nnd Minernl Jjitkn. Poimjiioiis Dust, oil
bring Kyo Tiouhlt! in tlirlr wake Grttnu
luted ICvclid, Itcd, ltchiiiK, Humlng, Tired
nnd Watery Ky, Iimmitrd VUlon nnd
Hve l'nln. Itellable lielief In found In
Murine Kyo Iti'ineily, Mdd nnd llnrmle.
If you Wear (itc, Try Murine. Doesn't
Smart. TceU Fine. Act Oulckly. J on
Jive Tonic eomjxMindrd by Oculists not n
''I'ntrnt Afcdicnw" but uwd in uccrful
l'livnidsn' IWtia for many year. Now
dedicated to the Nubile nnd Mid nl
,V)e IVr Iwlllo. Murine Kyo Salve In
An-jitlo TuIkh, 'AV Mini fine. Hold by
Dini'Kiktu. For ltfHilc, writo to Murine
Lye Itemedy Co., Chicago.
"KUmet."
"Kismet" In nn Arabic word mean
Ihk "fnto," or "It Ik fated." A bollof
In predestination In 0110 of tho funda
mental principles In tho Mohntnmcduu
faith. Not only a nian'it fortune, but
IiIh deodH, nnd couHcijuontly IiIh fu
ture reward or puuhthincnt, arc, nc
cording to thin faith, Irrevocably, nnd
thus unavoidably, pro-ordnlnod a doc
trine which Iiiih contributed largely to
tho fiuccCHH or Islam by Inspiring It.s
champions with the grentcitt contempt
for tho dnueorM of warfnro. When it
Mohammedan nieoln with any disaster
or inliifortunc, no uinttur how groat.
ho nccoptM tho uihiatlnn calmly, mere
ly saying "Kismet" "It In fatod."
Putnam Fadeless Dyes guaran
tee satisfaction.
Following nn annual custom n Phila
delphia firm Ih giving away, without
any strings attached, CO plnnos to
families In which there nro pooplo of
musical ability, but unable to buy nn
instrument
It Ih reported (hat a typhoon hit the
Jnpauoiio flout. The Merlin dlBpatchcs
will doubttciiH reror to llilit tin another
proof of "McliiHt'lr und Oott."
Most Skin TrouMe
Readily Overcome
The Active Principle of a
Famous Remedy Works
Wonder.
Many pcoplo Jibto mnrrrlnl the way
B, B, 8. ovcrcoinos ekln trouble, 'lite ex
planation Is tho fact that B. H. S, worki
In tho blood and thn blood la really a most
Intrlcnto and extraordinary man of arterlci
and vein.
When you como to rrallzo that tho akin
and tho drill beneath aro composed of a
network of tiny blood vessels you solro tbe
mystery.
'Xhcro nro wonderful medicinal properties.
In H. 8. H. that follow tho course of the
blood Htrcnnm just na naturally as the most
nourUhliiK food elements.
It Is really n remarkablo remedy. It
contains unit lnri'iUcur, tho active purpooe
of which Ih to Ntlmiilato tho tissues to the
healthy nolocilon of It h own enscntlal nutri
ment. And tint medicinal element of this
matchlees blond purifier aro Just as essen
tial to well bulnuceit health an tlio nutri
tious element of the meat, grutus, fats
mil auara of our dally food.
Not omo dron of mineral or drusa !a used
In It preparation. Ask for H. fi. H, and
lust InsUt upon ImvltiK It. And If you Ue
ilre nklllful lulvleo nnd counHel upon any
mutter cuneernlnir the blood and skin, write
to the Medical iMniartmcnt, Tho Bwlft
Wpeclllo Co., fi'.'ft Swift llldir., Atlunta, Ga.
Do not nllrnv aomo xealous clerk's rlo
guenco over snmolhliiK "Just as koimI" as
. H. H, (o foul you with tho same old
mineral ilrntrn. Ilewnro of all substitute.
Insist upou H. U, S,
P. N, U, No. 18, ISH
; . - -j.aia.rxy-artwj.h.wg;
UN willlmf tu adrrrtUrrs. vJmim mm
tlun Ibis pvr,
FEATURES OF NEW DIVIDERS
Elthar Steal Point or Pencil Can Be
Used at Will With Device Invent
ed by Connecticut Man.
A Connecticut man has Invented a
divider which Is aald to have novoral
advantagoH ovor itn prcdocoaeora. One
of thoao Ib that tho oxtcnnlon part U
provided with both utcol nnd lead
polnla, elthor of which can bo used nt
will, One end of tho oxtonolon it
hollow and n pencil ncrowo Into IL
Whon It Is 'doalrod to uho tho lead
point Uio oxtcnnlon Is roverscd In the
Krlp with poucll end down. Thin dl
New Improved Dividers.
vidor can also bo extended In length
from Hoven to nlno Inchcn, and will
Htrlko circles up to 20 Inches. An
other valunblo featuro Is tho spring
devlco at tho top, by which unusually
flno adjustment can bo secured, end
can bo hold firm by a locking nut, so
that thero Is no danger of tho meas
urement slipping when the divlderi
aro In use.
AVIATORS SPRING NEW HOBBY
Craze for Flying Upside Down Caused
Construction of Machines Espe
cially Strengthened.
Tho crazo for flying upside down
which has caught tho aviators of
Franco has caused tho construction of
mochlnoo especially strengthened to
bear Uto now strain which Inverted fly
ing places upon thorn. This strain Is
moro particularly upon the wings and
tail. Thcso now aeroplanes can do
almost nuything In the air except to
fly upon tholr hoads for any consider
able length of tlmo. In fact, ono ox
port toatlflcB that thero Is no position
which they may not tako with porfect
safety, from which they can easily bo
brought back Into normal position
again, provldod thoro Is sufficient alti
tude In which to effect tho recovery.
Tho now fad demonstrates that tho
acroplano high In Its natlvo element Is
able to navlgato the atmosphpro with
all tho freedom and security of tho
fish In wator. Diving, somersaulting,
cavorting upon Us sldo, plowing
through tho air on Its noso or tangoing
upon its tall all thoso and many otlier
stunts aro plo for tho modern upalde
down machine.
It Is fairly easy to get tho machine
to turn upon Its hack, but It Is dimcult
to hold It thore, as at tho least loss of
balanco It will roll ovor and continue
to sail merrily along right sldo up,
Control of the machino whllo bead
downward la said by thoso who In
dulgo In tho playful sport of upside
down aerial navigation to bo just as
simplo and pleasurable a matter bb the
othor way around. At least this fad
has clearly shown tho dependability
of air craft.
DRINKING CUP IS SANITARY
Several New and Unique Features Are
Introduced In Recently Patented
Water Fountain.
A recently patontod drinking foun
tain possesses several unlquo features,
says Popular Electricity. Four cups
aro mounted qn nrniB so that thoy
may bo torned. A lovor on tho foun
tain permits of moving tho arms so
Sanitary Drinking Cup,
that the cups ran bo dlppod Into ft
basin of running water, thon flushed
out, and lliiully broiiKht Into tho drink
ing position, who ro It Ih fllloil Willi h
wsUnuoimly flow Itift tupply of watur,
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SCIENCE AND SOAP BUBBLES
Inventions and Great Orbs of irides
cent Colors Shown at London
Exhibition by Professor Boys.
Bpcclmona of tho year's scientific
discoveries and devices- drew tho
mornbors of tho Hoyal society in
largo numbers to tho annual exhibi
tion and conversazione at Hurllngton
house recently, tho London Chronlclo
states. Hound tho rooms stood novel
Instruments of great Import, ranging
from a complex macljlno to ascertain
tho stability of an acroplano to a sim
plo pipo for blowing mammoth coup
bubbles,
Nothing astounding or freakish has
cropt Into tho august precincts of the
society's rooms this year, Charles
Dawson was thero with his Plltdown
skull, which ho hao now christened
Koantliropus Dawsont; Doctor Schllow
nky was also thoro as lecturer and ex
hibitor of a train, boat and aeroplano,
illustrating tho valuo of gyroscopic
principles In locomotion, navigation
and avlntlon. Hut neither of these
being now to tho visitors, they turned
to C. V. Hoys, F. H. B who delighted
tbom with a new method for enjoy
ing an old amusement blowing soap
bubbles.
Mr. Doys Is unrivaled In tho art.
Ho blow great drafts in tho expanding
film until it bocamo a beautiful orb
of Iridescent colors.
"Two foot In diameter somo of them
nro," ho exclaimed exultantly, "and I
maintain that a bubblo of that slzo is
a Joy to look upon."
"Is your clover blowpipe a toy,
thon?" asked a spectator.
wIn a senso, yes," ho answered; "but
I claim that there Is moro science
about a bubblo than In anything else
of its weight."
Ho has overcome the difficulties of
blowing and detaching bubbles by a
special form of Injector blowplpo. In
stead of tho bowl a plcco of flexible
fabric with serrated edge Is afflred
to tho pipe. Tho Injector blown by
tho mouth supplies air In quantities
of ten to twenty times greater than
Is possible with tho lungs alono. His
discovery, sad to relato, will oust tbe
clay pipe from popular favor.
TIMEPIECE IS" QUITE HANDY
Deck Block Is Recommended for Con
venlenco and Safety Watch
Can Be Seen at Glance.
' In a great many places whero it Is
necessary to know tho time at any
moment, a .watch Is a very convenient
guide. If the watch Is placed flat on
tho tablo or desk. It Is not always eas
ily seen, and then, too, It Is Hablo to
bo pushed off and broken. Tho sketch
shows a. desk block which was used
with a great den! of satisfaction.
Tho recess In tho top of tho block
Is for tho chain, which need not be
taken from tho watcn. Tho Blight
Desk Block for a Watch.
angle of tho block, which Is hollowed
out to recelvo the watch, makes tho
dial clearly visible from almost any
point of view. For convenlenco and
Bafcty In connection with the con
tinual use of u tlmeploco this sugges
tion Is hard to excel, says Popular
Mechanics. Tho block is easily made
and finished to present a pleasing ap
pearance on any desk.
A frarao has been Invented to hold
an ico cream box secure whilo it is
being filled.
Oxygen and alcohol vapor aro being
UBod to Btimulato tho hoart by English
physicians.
MufllorB to Bllonco tho motors of
tholr dlrlglblo baloona aro bolug tried
by German army ofllcorfl.
The Russian government has or
dered ten aeroplanoa of a type to
carry 11 persons in addition to the
Pilot.
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Tho normal human eye is blue, say
scloHtlBts, other colors' being eaused
bv tho nresonco of different pigments
In "the iris.
H lias boon contended by a .French
iclontlst that ultraviolet rays Rid dl
KmUoh In pornoiis euffcrhiK from weak
itOHIHCilS,
GREATEST IN HISTORY
WONDERFUL YIELD OF WHEAT
FIELDS OF UNITED STATES.
Never Has Any Nation Grown Such a
Crop As That Which Is Now Be
ing Garnered Food to Feed
Half the World.
Tho mind of mnn cannot concolvo
nbsoluto Bllcnce, remarks tho Phila
delphia North American. Yet in this
verv state thn absoluto sllcnco of
growth does nature clothe field, valo
and forest, providing for all living
creatures tho wherewithal to sustain
llfo.
Tho stillness of death attends tho
bursting of tho acorn, whoso strength,
silently developed, shalP form tho
shelter of tho homo or the invaluablo
spoko of tho wheels of trade or tho
rlbfe" of tho stout yodng ship. No
sprouting seed, no opening bud, over
has breathed a sound.
Fnr from human habitations, where
neither roor nor spire points skyward,
In tho dead calm of a windless noon,
tho keenest car burled In God's green
carpet of grass can catch no Bound of
movement. Tho brook slnga and the
sea mutters or ahouts; tho wind
makes known Its presence in a thou
sand tones; and even tho gentlest fall
of rain proclaims Its blessings, but
growth tho ever new manifestation
of creation has yet to be heard.
For months this silence pregnant
with power and plenty has brooded
over countless fields In this good land
of ours. On more than 500,000 acres
of plowed and harrowed soil the wheat
silently has risen from grain to gold.
And nov;, In tho glow of summer's
smile, goes out an army of men, horses
and machines larger than any that
over marched to fight for gain or
glory, to gather from these fields the
food that shall help feed half tho
world until, in, the mysterious cycle of
seasons, comes again tho tlmo for thlB
life-laden sKcnco!
Out where the sun but yesterday
lighted a sweep of plains coursed by
herdB of buffalo aJ roving bands of
American Indians the vanguard of this
mighty force Is at work. The call of
Kansas and Oklahoma has echoed
through tbe Btatcn, and regiment after
regiment of men hungry for work has
answered.
Often beforo has this same call been
sounded, but novcr as this year. For
nover In tho history of men and fields'
has tho sllenco borne fruit of such
bounty.
Through Missouri, Indiana, Illinois.
Ohio and Pennsylvania It shall spread
and then on to Michigan, Minnesota,
Nebraska, North Dakota and Washing
ton. Thcso are the high 12 among the
wheat Btates.
And when these and the others in
which the rest of our wheat is grown
havo swung tho last bundle Into the
shock young Undo Sara may stand on
his highest hill and, forming a trum
pet of his calloused, sunburnt hands,
shout to a world that must eat three
times a day, "Nine hundred million
bushels, and all la well!"
Never before in tho history of the
world has any nation grown such a
crop of wheat. Five years ago Russia,
with an acrcago one-third larger, camo
within 117,000,000 bushels of this pro
digious total. Our own next largest
crop was 137,000,000 bushels short of
tho present flood of gold.
For a moment, at least, wo may turn
from tho perplexities of psychological
business depressions, graft-grown na
tional backdowns and horrors of war
to Bweep with wonder-propped eyes
this Btretch of wealth which pales to
sickly huo the bravest dreams of the
bravo admiral who dared uncharted
eeas to find another sort of gold.
Alarming Increase In Lunacy.
A mad world will perhaps bo tho
final outcomo If tho recent statistics
on lunacy In England continue at the
present rate of Increase. One person
In every 2G6 In England and Wales Is
ofUcially declared to bo insane by the
report of tho commissioners In lunacy
Issued recently. These figures show
that tho total number of insano people
has increased by 1,860 as compared
with that of tho previous year. Tho
figures show tho Interesting facts that
both tho well to do and tho criminal
classes aro becoming saner. There are
18 fowor criminal lunattcs, while pau
nor lunatics have Increased by 1,889.
ThlB would show that 112 fewer per-
sons of tho bottor-off classes have been
certified as mentally deficient. In 65
years, viz., from 18C9 to 1914, the num
ber of persons known to bo under care
lias increased from 36,763 to 140,237,
or a growth of 281.1 per cent.
Opposite Alms,
"Thero Is ono occupation which Is
very hard work,"
"What Ih thntr
''Finding t?Ty ninrtaA -'" -
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Depends Upon YoufYTrainirif:
Our course In Bhrn-than-l, Tei
mannhlp, Builnms Training ami
Tel'ft-raphy will eaulp yotl for a
tucceasful lU1n3 career.
VML TEKM SCTTEMnER 7.
BUSINESS COLLEGE.
Foorih Street, Nar Morrison. Portland, Or.
We Guarantee Position for All
Our Graduates.
Write Us, No Trouble to Answer.
New Author.
Mr. Cory Is greatly given to study.
His wife, on the contrary, never reads1"
at all. She does, however, occasion-1'
ally take down a volume In order lo
bIiow somo sympathetic Interest lnj
her husband's favorite pursuit.
One morning, during broakfast, Mrsx'
Cory remarked: , '
"I took down a book yesterday by:
nn author named Vol I v. Is be cbnsid-f
ered a good xvrlter?" M-
"Vollv, rny dear?" queried the Jius
band, in perplexity. "Vollv, dldiyoU.
say?"
"Yes," she replied. "I'll got It and
show you."
Leaving the table, r.lie soon return-,
ed, bringing h book which she handed
him. It was a volume of Urownlng's
poetry 'and had been bound with no
name on the back, simply bearing the
legend, "Vol. IV."
YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Ttf Marine Eye llmrdjr for Ucd, Weak, Watery
Rjeaand aruniilaftl KyelM; No Smarting
lat&. Kjre Comfort. Write for Book of the Eye
by mail Free. Murine Kyellemedf Co., Chicago.
A Model of "Progress."
The first Parliament of the Au
stralian Commonwealth wna convened
thirteen years ago, the union of tho
six original Australian colonies New
South Wales, Victoria. Queensland,
South Australia. Wentern Australia
and Tasmania having hern proclaim
ed on the first day of 1301. Tbe Au
stralian Parliament, which has been
called "the most progressive In tho
world," has Initiated many measures
of reform at which older countries
would stand aghast. The Upper House
of the Australian Parliament consists
of thirty-six members, six for each
state. Australian senators are chosen
for six years instead of for life, as in
Canada.
In the new scheme of modern war
fare there seems to be no place whero
the war correspondent can lay his
head.
With better babies appearing every
year some of these limes they will
really be good enough to eat. aathelr
doting mothers declare.
Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills put
the stomach. In good condition in a
short time. Try them for Sick Stom
ach, Biliousness and Indigestion. Adv.
Biggest Rubber Tree of All.
What is believed to be the largest
rubber tree in the world stands in the
Brazilian territory of Acre, on tho
frontier of Bolivia. Its stem Is twenty-seven
feet 2 7-10 inches in circum-"
ference at the base. For 120 days
every year this colossus gives twenty
two pounds of rubber a day. At pres-
ent prices this bring in $2,160 a year,
or a fair interest on about $50,000,' to
its owners, a family of sevcu Serln-
gueiros.
Along with psychological depression,
freedom for business and tho river of
doubt, let us now assimilate the silent
victory.
HOWARD K. BUKTON - AMjpr na CHemtrt,
Lmilril'e, Oolonulo. Biwlinea prices; Uold.
Bilrer. tend, U. (iol.l. 811. rr. Uo; GolJ. 60o; Zlno
or Copper C. MaiUnii nielorr a, id full prlco list
Mntoa lplimtlon. Control and ITmpIr work
Ucltod. iUIexenee: (Wbonjt KitlonAl XUnk. ."si
,
Modern Methods.
"Tho press agent Is a great help to
war."
"How so?"
"It used to be considered disgrace
ful t6 be .chased, but now you give
out that you are merely luring tho
enemy into a trap." Louisville Cour-s
lerJournal.
"Cucumbers threaten life." says a
headline. Why not get out a warrant
for threat to kill and incarcerate the
would-be assassin? '
Pore Kytn. Granulated Eyelids and Stlea
prompt!; healed with Itouiin Eye Bal
aam. AUT.
To encourage boring for oil tho gov
ernment of SotUh Australia has offer
ed a largo bonus to tho first person
or corporation producing 100,000 gal
lons of crude 90 per cent petroleum
from a well.
Pcoplo, who know us, are divided
Into two classes thoso who wonder
why we married her and those who,
can't see why she married usSfv" .
Pr. Peery'a Vermifuge "Dead8w!WVHUiv
acid expeU Worwn in a vrr few' boar.'.
Adr. "
The Leisure Classes
In the country a man Incline Iq
leisure Is supposed to whittle a pln.eV
Btlck. In town he kllla tlmo by put
(lug needle polnla on a lot otfflwA
poncllB.--W8hlngtoH Star. Jfe
The original ba sotwll UnPrHt"tm
who can drop the paper wHk the ls
lOHt war now and dopo out whs wjli
win tke world' ponnuut,
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