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Not an Omission.
Mm. Uonton touted tho savory mor
sel uho had carefully compounded In
Mm chafing dish and looked nt tier
husband Homowliat npprohoiiBlvoly.
Thon nho nuld:
"Homoliow II doil't tnnto Junt nn Mrs.
Mink's did Uio other night. Yet I
thought I remembered tho roclpo nil
right. I nupposo I munt havo loft
something out."
Mr. Uonton tnnlod reflectively.
"I don't think no," ho remarked.
Mm. rionton'ii fuco brightened via
Ihly. Then her husband continued:
"There's nothing you could leave
out," he said, "that would tnako It
lanto like thin, It'u Bomethlng you've
put In I" Now York Globe.
HOWAJIU, K IH'MTOH - A-tr n C7lmt.t
J'ln.ll, ('l'nlo. .. Bvimea .'! lima.
rtlh.r. H. M. llr. Itoi 0.j. U)oi Zinc
r Uftrr, II. Hlllj!rnl' A full .rUll1
ntonm.l(llnH. Otmlrtil )4 I 'wj-!r fKo
A Wartime Fable.
Once upon a Tlmo a Hit; Hoy walked
up to n Little Boy and linked him for
a Piece of IMo. Tho I.lttle Hoy rcfus
ed, whereupon tho Hlg Hoy Htnrted to
trounco Him. Tho llttlo Hoy, how
ever, Inflicted a mlBhty HoatlnK upon
tho Hlg Hoy. Uubblur. bin Bruises, tho
Hie Hoy mulled and said: "Llttlo Hoy,
glvo mi) your Plu now and I won't
fight you Any More," Hut tho Little
Hoy held tho Flo and tho HIk Hoy
had to go Somewhere Kino for Some
thing KIho but Plo.
Moral Sometlmei! you can get by
diplomacy what you can't by fighting
and thon again, sometimes you can't,
If you do the fighting flritt.
Putnnm Fadeless Dyes are the
easiest to use.
Reasonable. Argument.
Hond Cop You nay that'H your cnr7
Tattered wretches like you don't own
cam I
Seedy Driver I bought U flvo yearn
ago, and haven't und tuo prico or n
suit nlnce.
Sunlight Intensified
By Reflection from Ocrin Jlench and
Doiort Hand unrelieved by Foliage, winds
and Mineral Jtdeii. Poimmioua Dukt, all
bring Ky Troubles in their wake Granu
lated Kyclids, Ited, Itching, Hurnlng, Tired
and watery Kycs, Impaired Vision and
Kvo Fain. Ileliable llclicf in found in
Murine Hye Itemcily, Mild and Unrulier.
If yon Wear Glaxscn, Try Murine. IJocmi t
Sinnrt. Feels Fine. Acts Quickly. Js nn
F.ve Tonic compounded by Oculists not a
'Patent Medicine" but ucd in micccMul
Pliyslclnns' PrncMco for many years. Now
dedicated to tho Public and wild at
50c Per Nottle. Murine Eye Palvo In
Aeplio Tubes, '.Mo and W)e. Bold by
DmgciHis. For ltookf, write to Murine
Kye ltcincdy Co., Chicago.
In the Realms of Credit.
"When I loft homo na a lad," said
Mr. UiiBtln Stux, "I bad $10 In uiy
pocket."
"You'll never forcct that day."
"No sir. It'u tho only tlmo I have
felt that I could nettle up on n mo
mcnt'H notlco and bo absolutely Btiro
my aBBO.tii would ciibIi in for moro
thnn my llaDllltloB." wnsningion
Star.
YOUK OWN DROOOIST WILL TIILI, YOU
Trjr Murhin Kyn Utmrilr for Hctl, UViik, Watery
KyVN ItUU iiraiiiliairu J.jrium, u niiiBniiiK
UkV.lsyn Uomiori. vrim jur jiookoi inn r.jc
y moll Free, murine i'.j noun-" .un.-utru'
May Mlaratlon.
"ShakcBpoaro speaks of moving nc-
flilnniu liv flnlil 1111(1 flood."
"Woll, I BiippoBO llko inoHt pootB ho
had to movo frequently nnd probably
bad n good many nccldonts to whnt
llttlo iiirnlturo no ownou."
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WHI'N rrltlns- to sdrtrtltrs, plrsM mH-1
TT tlus till pHrr. I
HAVE NOT SAME VIEWPOINT
Loglo nnd Argument Mean One Thing
to a Man find Another to
Woman.
"Loglo" it the rook oh which tin
vlowa of man and woman split. Ha
"knows" that she la Inconsistent, uho
that he arguea only for tho Joy of hear
ng his own wisdom. Each know
that convincing the other Is a gift
not granted by the high gods unto
mortals. Hut tho knowing falls to
koop thorn ffom debating until dobate
threatens to degenerate Into wrangling
and femlnino tears and masculine
vohemonco of expression bid thorn
coaso.
Kach Is right und both nro wrong.
Man refuses to bo convlncod, woman
s Incapable of beltiR convinced. The
source of tho difficulty lies In tho fact
that loglo and argumont, llko truth,
mean ono thing to him and anothor to
hor. Man enjoys argument, tho pit
ting of witn ngalnut wlta and power
versus strength, oven If ho bo worstod,
ut woman dlsltkos it instinctively,
ovon If sho provo a winner. Tho rea
son !u that ho Is born for battlo and
self-assertion, sho for poaco, whose
essence Is self-donlal, If not self-cffaco-
meut.
To man nrgumcnt Is a good deal of
a mental gamo of chain, to woman It
Is an earnest clash of two personalities.
Man will wago wordy wnrfaro with
man over tho merits or a point oi
honor or thoso of a security, and put
tho best of him Into tho Intellectual
and verbal duel, and not soldom logo
bin tompcr for tho moment or tho
hour; but when tho war of words Is
over ho thrusts tho affair behind him,
ban no personal feeling as regards his
opponent and many oven acknowledge
that tboro was foundation for opinions
ho withstood. Hut woman argues
about tho deeper feelings or thought
In regard to such problems as poli
tics, religion or vlrtuo and takes the
mattcc with terrlbla scrlousnosa as
nu affair of life and death. Hor re
gard for sincerity and truth, as sho
understands theuo qualities, makes the
debate ono to bo expressed In terms
of personality.
when two such standards and moth-
ods of argument aa man's and wom
an's como together wo have tho spirit
unl analogy to tho physical phenome
non of an lrrcslsllblo forco encounter
Ing an Immovablo obstaclo. Too of
ton tho outcomo Is nn everlasting
smash. Hut tho lesuo Is Inevitable
It wan forecasted In tho first recorded
conversation between man nnd worn'
nn that of Adam and Eva In Edon of
tor eating of tho trco of knowlodgo of
good and uvtl. It will continue thus
to tho end of days. Spokesman Re
view.
Tires at
Before-War Prices
Goodyear Prices
It is Folly Today to Pay More
30 x 3 Plain Tread
34 x 4
.i n m t
.JO X 'J VI
37 x 5 "
u
$11.70
15.75
24.35
35.00
41.95
Sovon Varieties of Files.
Sovcn different varieties of flics
aro found In our bouses, 06 per cent
of which nro represented by tho com
mon housofly. Files lay their eggs
only In fermenting or docsylng eub
BtnnccB by preforenco In manure.
Honco ovory ntablo Is n center of In
fection unless periodically dlslnfocted.
Tho fly maggot Is also hatched out In
latrines and ashpit rcfuso, such at
boddlng, straw, rags, pnpor, ecrapa of
meat, fruit, etc., on which subBtancoa
tho lnrvao subsist after they hatch,
which occurs In nbout twclvo days
after tho egg haB been laid. It is
estimated that a single fly, laying 120
eggs at a tlmo, will produco a progeny
amounting to Bcxtilllona by tho end
of tho season.
Tho numbers of bacteria upon a
slnglo fly havo been proved to range
nil tho way from CC0 to 0,000,000. The
nvcrago for 411 files which woro ex
amined at tho agricultural oxporimenl
Htntlon nt Storm, Conn., was 1,250,000
bacteria nploco. This represents about
tho number of bactorla that enter the
human system when somoono swal
lows a glass of liquid Into which some
fly hna fallen, to bo romovod by a
slovenly waiter without tho liquid be
ing thrown awny.
Infection From Notes.
Owing to tho discovery of a now
proccsa of destroying bactorla without
Injury to bank notes, this medium of
infection Is to bo eliminated In Can
nda. When tho Canadian bank act
was under consideration Inst year a
olauso was added to tho affect that
banks munt BtorllUo papor curroncy
before reissuing It. Experiments have
revealed that thoro Is an avorago of
20,000 living bacteria on ench noto
Sterilization by a chomlcnl was trlod
but while this waa successful, Injur
ious nnd unpleasant cffoctB from tho
gas remained. A heat tcBt was then
trlod, nnd wnB completely successful,
notes being subjected to n tempera
turo of 17U degrees Fnhrenhoit. It
was found that many dangerous bno
terla wero destroyed by tho heat tost
tho paper remaining uninjurod. The
finance department has arranged that
banks, where thoro In no assistant ro
celvcr general's oillce, may transmit
nt tho banli H risk nnd nxpunso, mu
tllatod or uncloiin Dominion notes ol
denomination up to l& to tho nearest
locolvor Kiuiiiriil. nnd obtain In return
an oqunl amount of ntjvy J)oinliilou
There exists now a new, compelling
reason fur buying Goodyear tires. It re
sults from War conditions.
These leading tires built of extra-fine
rubber, in the same way as always are
selling today at June prices.
You will find today a very wide differ
ence between most tire prices and Good
years. Due to Quick Action
Early in August when war began
the world's rubber markets seemed closed
to us. Rubber prices doubled almost over
night.
Men could sec no way to pay for rubber
abroad, and no way to bring it in. We,
like others in that panic were forced
to higher prices. But we have since gone
back to prices we charged before the war,
and this is how we diet it:
We had men in London and Singapore
when the war broke out. The larger part
of the world's rubber supply comes
through there. We cabled them to buy
up the pick of the rubber. They bought
before the advance 1,500,000 pounds
of the finest rubber there.
Nearly all this is now on the way to us.
And it means practically all of the extra
grade rubber obtainable abroad.
Today we have our own men in Colom
bo, Singapore and Para. Those are the
world's chief sources of rubber. So we
are pretty well assured of a constant sup
ply, and our pick of the best that's pro
duced. We were first on the ground. We were
quickest in action. As a result, we shall
soon have in storage an almost record
supply of this extra grade of rubber.
And we paid abqut June prices.
Now Inferior Grades Cost Double
About the only crude rubber available
now for many makers is inferior. In
ordinary limes, the best tire makers refuse
it. Much of it had been rejected. But
that "off rubber" now sells for much
more than we paid for the best.
The results are these:
Tire prices in general are far in advance
of Goodyears. And many tire makers,
short of supplies, will be forced to use
second-grade rubber.
Be Careful Now
In Goodyears we pledge you the same
grade lire as always. And that grade won
for Goodyears the top place in Tiredom
the largest sale in the world.
And, for the time being, our prices are
the same as before the war. We shall try
to keep them there.
We accept no excessive orders, but
dealers will be kept supplied. And we
charge them, until further notice, only
ante-bellum prices.
That means that Goodyears the best
tires built are selling way below other
tires.
I lOODPYEAR
AKRON. OHIO
No-Rim-Cut Tires
With All-Weather Treads or Smooth
Remembers Flora Temple.
Snoctntora at tho United shoo ma
chinery trial yesterday In tho United
StatCB district court enjoyed tho re
parteo between Judgo Putnam and
Frederic P. Fish of counsel for tno
dofotiBo, says n Philadelphia paper. At
torney Fish was arguing on tho patent
question Involved In tho antl-truBt suit
against tho United company, and aa a
means of Illustrating a point re
marked: "You can put n raco norso
In a plow nnd you can put a plow
horso In a raco."
Horo JudRO Putnam Interrupted to
say: "Flora Templo was n plow horse."
"Yob." responded Attorney Fish,
"but Bbo Boon got out of it I remem
ber Boeing her In a box car at Taun
ton." "Whv. I didn't think you wero that
old," replied Judgo Putnam.
"Oh. Lord." replied Attorney nsu,
"you don't know what an old fellow 1
nm. I romembor Flora Templo well,
and I know what her tlmo was, too.
It was 2:27."
Dv this tlmo tho wholo courtroom
full of lawyers and spectators wns In
roars of laughter, and Judges Dodgo
and Drown, Bitting with Judgo Put
nam, Joined In tho merriment.
Cat Trees Peanut-Thief Squirrel.
Policemen nro reputed to havo a
penchant for frult-Btand poanuta, but
tho Judiciary square squirrels cauao
tho Orook who conducts tho storo op
posite City hall tho most anguish, aB
they aro a thieving lot. Hourly thoy
crosa tho street on foraging expedi
tions, but ono nearly carao to grlof,
says nn exchange
Tho squirrels beenma eo bold In
proylng on tho peanuts that tho Orook
rocontly liiBtallcd a largo cat as guard
Ian of tho stand. Whllo tho cat appar
ently was Biioorlng on tho shady sldo
of tho stand rn unsuspecting squirrel
Hllppod up. Tho follno loapod and bo
did tho llttlo thief, tha lattor up a
small trco.
For nearly two hours tho torrlflod
squirrel hung on a limb with Thomas
kooplng a Bbnrp vigil below, A fox
torrlor caino along about noon j and
drovo pubs Into tho storo, Tho squir
rel snatched n poanut and run back
to tho park In triumph.
DEALING IN FUTURES.
Mr. Acker That's right; calculat
ing how much you have spent on your
'spring outfit, aro you?
Mrs. Acker (calmly) I am making
up my appropriation for summer
dresses and hats. .
An Innocent Victim.
"This food problem 1b something aw
full" eiclalmed tho querulouB man.
"Still harping on tho high cost of
living?"
"No. Mv wlfo has decided to re-
iduco hor weight. I wouldn't caro what
food cost If Bho would only consont io
buy It."
Getting Hirr. Located.
"Did you ever play poker In Crim
son Gulch before?" asked Three Finr
ger Sam.
"Only once," replied tho stranger;
"and then I played only for fan."
"I recollect you. You're one oi
those fellows who can't havo any fan
unless they win everything In. sight.
She Was On.
Ho had left her between tho acU
saying he had to "see a man."
"Well, and how I3- John?" sho askedV
when ho returned.
"John! John who?"
"John Barleycorn, of courso," she r
piled. Boston Evening Transcript..
Accounting for the Hair.
BUI I see horsehair is said to make
a substitute for rubber In tho man
facturo of automobile tires.
Jill Perhaps that gave tho landlady
the idea that If sho put so mo In the
butter It would raako tho butter sc
around farther.
Any Time.
Nell Eliza went to an astrologer te
find out when was tho beat time te
get married.
Stoll What did ho toll hor?
Nell Ho took ono look at her, and
told hor to grab her first" chance.-
Judgo.
Hopeless.
"Is there any public man who really
meets with your full approval?" asked
tho weary listener.
"No," replied Mr. Orowcher; "years
ago I gavo up trying to decide which
man I liked most. I wont ahead and
voted for tho ono who displeased me
loaBt."
Sam's Idea.
"Bam!"
"Yes, boss."
"I read In tho paper today that an
electric burglar alarm has boon adapt
ed for tho chlclion coop, What do
you think of that?"
"Why, I sees In dat, boi, a blow at
do liberties of do people!"
Social Simile.
"Bllgglna la always talking about
his family tree."
"Yes," replied Miss Cayenne. "A
family trco Is like the ordinary tree.
Tho twig that is farthest from the
main root docB the most fluttering,"
Athletic Vocalization.
"Is a ventriloquist a person, who
throws his voice?" asked Mr. Lobrow.
"So to speak."
"Well, wo've got one next door.
ho hasn't thrown It yet, but eke la
giving It a torrlblo struggle."
Floaters.
Church I sco that Philadelphia'
harbor poltccmon nil weigh 200 pounds
or moro, and nono of thorn can swim.
aothum Oh, well, If thoy weigh
that much jhuy ought to bo able te
float, all right,
woluu,