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About Eagle Valley news. (Richland, Or.) 191?-1919 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 3, 1914)
5, POULTRY . and Dairy Produce ef 'l klmlt want!. Writ for our C16 OFFER Pearson-Page Co. mW urn SECOND-HAND MACHINERY I'miKM. rn't! ml vxetmnRnlj mslnc. Iwller. rwrnlll. Ir, iim tor IJIcx k i.Ut nrvl l'rlr. 1IIK J, K. MAIITJN CC Kl lit HI., rorllnrwl, Or. OLMES BUSINESS COLLEGE Graduate OLDEST MOST MODERN Not an Omission. Mm. Uonton touted tho savory mor sel uho had carefully compounded In Mm chafing dish and looked nt tier husband Homowliat npprohoiiBlvoly. Thon nho nuld: "Homoliow II doil't tnnto Junt nn Mrs. Mink's did Uio other night. Yet I thought I remembered tho roclpo nil right. I nupposo I munt havo loft something out." Mr. Uonton tnnlod reflectively. "I don't think no," ho remarked. Mm. rionton'ii fuco brightened via Ihly. Then her husband continued: "There's nothing you could leave out," he said, "that would tnako It lanto like thin, It'u Bomethlng you've put In I" Now York Globe. HOWAJIU, K IH'MTOH - A-tr n C7lmt.t J'ln.ll, ('l'nlo. .. Bvimea .'! lima. rtlh.r. H. M. llr. Itoi 0.j. U)oi Zinc r Uftrr, II. Hlllj!rnl' A full .rUll1 ntonm.l(llnH. Otmlrtil )4 I 'wj-!r fKo A Wartime Fable. Once upon a Tlmo a Hit; Hoy walked up to n Little Boy and linked him for a Piece of IMo. Tho I.lttle Hoy rcfus ed, whereupon tho Hlg Hoy Htnrted to trounco Him. Tho llttlo Hoy, how ever, Inflicted a mlBhty HoatlnK upon tho Hlg Hoy. Uubblur. bin Bruises, tho Hie Hoy mulled and said: "Llttlo Hoy, glvo mi) your Plu now and I won't fight you Any More," Hut tho Little Hoy held tho Flo and tho HIk Hoy had to go Somewhere Kino for Some thing KIho but Plo. Moral Sometlmei! you can get by diplomacy what you can't by fighting and thon again, sometimes you can't, If you do the fighting flritt. Putnnm Fadeless Dyes are the easiest to use. Reasonable. Argument. Hond Cop You nay that'H your cnr7 Tattered wretches like you don't own cam I Seedy Driver I bought U flvo yearn ago, and haven't und tuo prico or n suit nlnce. Sunlight Intensified By Reflection from Ocrin Jlench and Doiort Hand unrelieved by Foliage, winds and Mineral Jtdeii. Poimmioua Dukt, all bring Ky Troubles in their wake Granu lated Kyclids, Ited, Itching, Hurnlng, Tired and watery Kycs, Impaired Vision and Kvo Fain. Ileliable llclicf in found in Murine Hye Itemcily, Mild and Unrulier. If yon Wear Glaxscn, Try Murine. IJocmi t Sinnrt. Feels Fine. Acts Quickly. Js nn F.ve Tonic compounded by Oculists not a 'Patent Medicine" but ucd in micccMul Pliyslclnns' PrncMco for many years. Now dedicated to tho Public and wild at 50c Per Nottle. Murine Eye Palvo In Aeplio Tubes, '.Mo and W)e. Bold by DmgciHis. For ltookf, write to Murine Kye ltcincdy Co., Chicago. In the Realms of Credit. "When I loft homo na a lad," said Mr. UiiBtln Stux, "I bad $10 In uiy pocket." "You'll never forcct that day." "No sir. It'u tho only tlmo I have felt that I could nettle up on n mo mcnt'H notlco and bo absolutely Btiro my aBBO.tii would ciibIi in for moro thnn my llaDllltloB." wnsningion Star. YOUK OWN DROOOIST WILL TIILI, YOU Trjr Murhin Kyn Utmrilr for Hctl, UViik, Watery KyVN ItUU iiraiiiliairu J.jrium, u niiiBniiiK UkV.lsyn Uomiori. vrim jur jiookoi inn r.jc y moll Free, murine i'.j noun-" .un.-utru' May Mlaratlon. "ShakcBpoaro speaks of moving nc- flilnniu liv flnlil 1111(1 flood." "Woll, I BiippoBO llko inoHt pootB ho had to movo frequently nnd probably bad n good many nccldonts to whnt llttlo iiirnlturo no ownou." SUCCESS- Depends Upon Your Training Our coumoi In Shorthnml, Ten mnmlilp, HiulnJn Trnlnlnif nrul Tnli-uruiihy Mill xuil yu for a ucceful buitiiuii carver. KAl.I. TKU.M HIII'I'liMlrtilt T. BUSINESS COLLEan. Fourth HlrMt, Near Morrison, Portland, Or. We Guarantee Positions for All Our Graduates. Write U, No Trouble to Answer. P. N. U, No, 36, (014 WHI'N rrltlns- to sdrtrtltrs, plrsM mH-1 TT tlus till pHrr. I HAVE NOT SAME VIEWPOINT Loglo nnd Argument Mean One Thing to a Man find Another to Woman. "Loglo" it the rook oh which tin vlowa of man and woman split. Ha "knows" that she la Inconsistent, uho that he arguea only for tho Joy of hear ng his own wisdom. Each know that convincing the other Is a gift not granted by the high gods unto mortals. Hut tho knowing falls to koop thorn ffom debating until dobate threatens to degenerate Into wrangling and femlnino tears and masculine vohemonco of expression bid thorn coaso. Kach Is right und both nro wrong. Man refuses to bo convlncod, woman s Incapable of beltiR convinced. The source of tho difficulty lies In tho fact that loglo and argumont, llko truth, mean ono thing to him and anothor to hor. Man enjoys argument, tho pit ting of witn ngalnut wlta and power versus strength, oven If ho bo worstod, ut woman dlsltkos it instinctively, ovon If sho provo a winner. Tho rea son !u that ho Is born for battlo and self-assertion, sho for poaco, whose essence Is self-donlal, If not self-cffaco- meut. To man nrgumcnt Is a good deal of a mental gamo of chain, to woman It Is an earnest clash of two personalities. Man will wago wordy wnrfaro with man over tho merits or a point oi honor or thoso of a security, and put tho best of him Into tho Intellectual and verbal duel, and not soldom logo bin tompcr for tho moment or tho hour; but when tho war of words Is over ho thrusts tho affair behind him, ban no personal feeling as regards his opponent and many oven acknowledge that tboro was foundation for opinions ho withstood. Hut woman argues about tho deeper feelings or thought In regard to such problems as poli tics, religion or vlrtuo and takes the mattcc with terrlbla scrlousnosa as nu affair of life and death. Hor re gard for sincerity and truth, as sho understands theuo qualities, makes the debate ono to bo expressed In terms of personality. when two such standards and moth- ods of argument aa man's and wom an's como together wo have tho spirit unl analogy to tho physical phenome non of an lrrcslsllblo forco encounter Ing an Immovablo obstaclo. Too of ton tho outcomo Is nn everlasting smash. Hut tho lesuo Is Inevitable It wan forecasted In tho first recorded conversation between man nnd worn' nn that of Adam and Eva In Edon of tor eating of tho trco of knowlodgo of good and uvtl. It will continue thus to tho end of days. Spokesman Re view. Tires at Before-War Prices Goodyear Prices It is Folly Today to Pay More 30 x 3 Plain Tread 34 x 4 .i n m t .JO X 'J VI 37 x 5 " u $11.70 15.75 24.35 35.00 41.95 Sovon Varieties of Files. Sovcn different varieties of flics aro found In our bouses, 06 per cent of which nro represented by tho com mon housofly. Files lay their eggs only In fermenting or docsylng eub BtnnccB by preforenco In manure. Honco ovory ntablo Is n center of In fection unless periodically dlslnfocted. Tho fly maggot Is also hatched out In latrines and ashpit rcfuso, such at boddlng, straw, rags, pnpor, ecrapa of meat, fruit, etc., on which subBtancoa tho lnrvao subsist after they hatch, which occurs In nbout twclvo days after tho egg haB been laid. It is estimated that a single fly, laying 120 eggs at a tlmo, will produco a progeny amounting to Bcxtilllona by tho end of tho season. Tho numbers of bacteria upon a slnglo fly havo been proved to range nil tho way from CC0 to 0,000,000. The nvcrago for 411 files which woro ex amined at tho agricultural oxporimenl Htntlon nt Storm, Conn., was 1,250,000 bacteria nploco. This represents about tho number of bactorla that enter the human system when somoono swal lows a glass of liquid Into which some fly hna fallen, to bo romovod by a slovenly waiter without tho liquid be ing thrown awny. Infection From Notes. Owing to tho discovery of a now proccsa of destroying bactorla without Injury to bank notes, this medium of infection Is to bo eliminated In Can nda. When tho Canadian bank act was under consideration Inst year a olauso was added to tho affect that banks munt BtorllUo papor curroncy before reissuing It. Experiments have revealed that thoro Is an avorago of 20,000 living bacteria on ench noto Sterilization by a chomlcnl was trlod but while this waa successful, Injur ious nnd unpleasant cffoctB from tho gas remained. A heat tcBt was then trlod, nnd wnB completely successful, notes being subjected to n tempera turo of 17U degrees Fnhrenhoit. It was found that many dangerous bno terla wero destroyed by tho heat tost tho paper remaining uninjurod. The finance department has arranged that banks, where thoro In no assistant ro celvcr general's oillce, may transmit nt tho banli H risk nnd nxpunso, mu tllatod or uncloiin Dominion notes ol denomination up to l& to tho nearest locolvor Kiuiiiriil. nnd obtain In return an oqunl amount of ntjvy J)oinliilou There exists now a new, compelling reason fur buying Goodyear tires. It re sults from War conditions. These leading tires built of extra-fine rubber, in the same way as always are selling today at June prices. You will find today a very wide differ ence between most tire prices and Good years. Due to Quick Action Early in August when war began the world's rubber markets seemed closed to us. Rubber prices doubled almost over night. Men could sec no way to pay for rubber abroad, and no way to bring it in. We, like others in that panic were forced to higher prices. But we have since gone back to prices we charged before the war, and this is how we diet it: We had men in London and Singapore when the war broke out. The larger part of the world's rubber supply comes through there. We cabled them to buy up the pick of the rubber. They bought before the advance 1,500,000 pounds of the finest rubber there. Nearly all this is now on the way to us. And it means practically all of the extra grade rubber obtainable abroad. Today we have our own men in Colom bo, Singapore and Para. Those are the world's chief sources of rubber. So we are pretty well assured of a constant sup ply, and our pick of the best that's pro duced. We were first on the ground. We were quickest in action. As a result, we shall soon have in storage an almost record supply of this extra grade of rubber. And we paid abqut June prices. Now Inferior Grades Cost Double About the only crude rubber available now for many makers is inferior. In ordinary limes, the best tire makers refuse it. Much of it had been rejected. But that "off rubber" now sells for much more than we paid for the best. The results are these: Tire prices in general are far in advance of Goodyears. And many tire makers, short of supplies, will be forced to use second-grade rubber. Be Careful Now In Goodyears we pledge you the same grade lire as always. And that grade won for Goodyears the top place in Tiredom the largest sale in the world. And, for the time being, our prices are the same as before the war. We shall try to keep them there. We accept no excessive orders, but dealers will be kept supplied. And we charge them, until further notice, only ante-bellum prices. That means that Goodyears the best tires built are selling way below other tires. I lOODPYEAR AKRON. OHIO No-Rim-Cut Tires With All-Weather Treads or Smooth Remembers Flora Temple. Snoctntora at tho United shoo ma chinery trial yesterday In tho United StatCB district court enjoyed tho re parteo between Judgo Putnam and Frederic P. Fish of counsel for tno dofotiBo, says n Philadelphia paper. At torney Fish was arguing on tho patent question Involved In tho antl-truBt suit against tho United company, and aa a means of Illustrating a point re marked: "You can put n raco norso In a plow nnd you can put a plow horso In a raco." Horo JudRO Putnam Interrupted to say: "Flora Templo was n plow horse." "Yob." responded Attorney Fish, "but Bbo Boon got out of it I remem ber Boeing her In a box car at Taun ton." "Whv. I didn't think you wero that old," replied Judgo Putnam. "Oh. Lord." replied Attorney nsu, "you don't know what an old fellow 1 nm. I romembor Flora Templo well, and I know what her tlmo was, too. It was 2:27." Dv this tlmo tho wholo courtroom full of lawyers and spectators wns In roars of laughter, and Judges Dodgo and Drown, Bitting with Judgo Put nam, Joined In tho merriment. Cat Trees Peanut-Thief Squirrel. Policemen nro reputed to havo a penchant for frult-Btand poanuta, but tho Judiciary square squirrels cauao tho Orook who conducts tho storo op posite City hall tho most anguish, aB they aro a thieving lot. Hourly thoy crosa tho street on foraging expedi tions, but ono nearly carao to grlof, says nn exchange Tho squirrels beenma eo bold In proylng on tho peanuts that tho Orook rocontly liiBtallcd a largo cat as guard Ian of tho stand. Whllo tho cat appar ently was Biioorlng on tho shady sldo of tho stand rn unsuspecting squirrel Hllppod up. Tho follno loapod and bo did tho llttlo thief, tha lattor up a small trco. For nearly two hours tho torrlflod squirrel hung on a limb with Thomas kooplng a Bbnrp vigil below, A fox torrlor caino along about noon j and drovo pubs Into tho storo, Tho squir rel snatched n poanut and run back to tho park In triumph. DEALING IN FUTURES. Mr. Acker That's right; calculat ing how much you have spent on your 'spring outfit, aro you? Mrs. Acker (calmly) I am making up my appropriation for summer dresses and hats. . An Innocent Victim. "This food problem 1b something aw full" eiclalmed tho querulouB man. "Still harping on tho high cost of living?" "No. Mv wlfo has decided to re- iduco hor weight. I wouldn't caro what food cost If Bho would only consont io buy It." Getting Hirr. Located. "Did you ever play poker In Crim son Gulch before?" asked Three Finr ger Sam. "Only once," replied tho stranger; "and then I played only for fan." "I recollect you. You're one oi those fellows who can't havo any fan unless they win everything In. sight. She Was On. Ho had left her between tho acU saying he had to "see a man." "Well, and how I3- John?" sho askedV when ho returned. "John! John who?" "John Barleycorn, of courso," she r piled. Boston Evening Transcript.. Accounting for the Hair. BUI I see horsehair is said to make a substitute for rubber In tho man facturo of automobile tires. Jill Perhaps that gave tho landlady the idea that If sho put so mo In the butter It would raako tho butter sc around farther. Any Time. Nell Eliza went to an astrologer te find out when was tho beat time te get married. Stoll What did ho toll hor? Nell Ho took ono look at her, and told hor to grab her first" chance.- Judgo. Hopeless. "Is there any public man who really meets with your full approval?" asked tho weary listener. "No," replied Mr. Orowcher; "years ago I gavo up trying to decide which man I liked most. I wont ahead and voted for tho ono who displeased me loaBt." Sam's Idea. "Bam!" "Yes, boss." "I read In tho paper today that an electric burglar alarm has boon adapt ed for tho chlclion coop, What do you think of that?" "Why, I sees In dat, boi, a blow at do liberties of do people!" Social Simile. "Bllgglna la always talking about his family tree." "Yes," replied Miss Cayenne. "A family trco Is like the ordinary tree. Tho twig that is farthest from the main root docB the most fluttering," Athletic Vocalization. "Is a ventriloquist a person, who throws his voice?" asked Mr. Lobrow. "So to speak." "Well, wo've got one next door. ho hasn't thrown It yet, but eke la giving It a torrlblo struggle." Floaters. Church I sco that Philadelphia' harbor poltccmon nil weigh 200 pounds or moro, and nono of thorn can swim. aothum Oh, well, If thoy weigh that much jhuy ought to bo able te float, all right, woluu,