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and Dairy Produce
of all kind wanted. WrIU for our
Hnualir, told sttd rxrltNiianl; rnulnrti, fnlUra,
inwinlll. ete. Hrwl forUlrxk f.Ut rwl 1'rlcm.
1II1C J. i:. MA 1(1 IN CO.. M Imut., Portland. Or.
TO LEARN CHIROPRAOTIC. duk-i m Rea-m.
With tho nM of AKGHNITK. nn
Improvrment on tho 8ILVHU
NITHITH treatment mi used by
industrial Schools and Juvenile
At yout drugyiBt or rend COc
for full treatment j ost paid.
ARGENITE CO., Dept 4,
1 1-2 Storooj SI, PORTLAND, OR.
i .Smallpox Array
cnc hit of komimihI
the Imwt nilitrutout till-
iter, nd hxmlrtincM.or AniHyphoM Vclrmlwi,
lit vutlmtH MOW by yuur pbyileUn, you ul
rwi funlly. i mou vlul than houi Iniuonce.
Atk your l'brlelin, Urutelil.oi If ltd for "llavo
youliM Typhoid!" Idling of Typhoid V.cclue,
rrtwlu ttom uir, id dinger fiom TyphoM Cunltri.
TIIC airtttt LABUBATOKY, ctcnriiv, CAU
rtvivcia ficcimi nw vatu w, t. tor, uctnu
Grouchy Voter I think congress
ought to quit sending out seeds to un
fit mi em.
Congressman (visiting IiIm illntrlct)
Why, aren't tho Heeds good?
VoterOh, yes, tho needs uro nil
right, hut I think congress ought to
plant tho seeds mid HMid un tho vege
taljlcn. -Llpplncott's Magazine.
OLMES BUSINESS COLLEGE
Th chool that you
Thousands of Graduates
Wmhlnglon ui IClh HU.
Hair Htaln at tho pontofflco lnck
owner, Clorku with Hilvcr threads
ainonj; tho blonde, uro Uottpliin un oyc
Why not "sic" a fow fumigated cntfl
and sterilized nit terriers on thoBO
Tells How Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound Re
stored Her Daugh
Plover, Iowa. "From a Bmnll child
my 13 year old daughter had femalo
i weakness. I sixko
to throo doctors
about It and they did
not ho In her any.
Lydla E. Pinkham's
pound had been of
great benefit to mo,
so I decided to haro
her rIvo it a trial.
Sho lias taken flvo
bottles of tho Veco-
I tablo Compound ac
cording to directions on tho bottlo and
sho is cured of this troublo. Sho was
all run down when sho started taking
tho Compound and her periods did not
como right Sho was so poorly and
Weak that I often had to holp her dress
herself, but now sho is regular and is
Sowing strong and healthy. " Mrs.
AJtTiN IIelvio, Plover, Iowa,
Hundreds of such lottcrs expressing
gratitudo for tho good Lydia E. PJnk
ham'B Vegotablo Compound has accom
plished aro constantly being received,
proving tho reliability of this grand old
If you nro ill do not drag along and
continue to suffer day in and day out but
tit onco take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vego
tablo Compound, a woman'H remedy for
If you "want special Atlvlco wrlto to
Jbydla U.PJnklium Medirino Co. (roiill
fleutUl) Lynn, Mush. Your letter will
ha opened, read and animerrd hy a
Woman and held iu wtrlct conlldcnec.
P. u, u,
No. 30, I0H
WJIHN wrlllnir lo mlritrlUrri, intt tam
" Hum (lil vit.
w.'j 'iwr.r.1,, .I'Wt'.i
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DID UP THE CHAMPION
AMERICAN SOLDIERS HAD BIRO
THAT WAO SOME FIGHTER.
tome Might Have Called It a "Ringer,"
But Main Thing Wai That It
Lowered tho Pride of tho
The IJovcrlc, Captain Harper, a Hrlt
f nh Hteamnhlp, which lay nt tho Ameri
can piers, Tompklnflvlllo, N. Y
brought from tho far Unst a yarn con
ccrnhiK iiovoral United Btaton Infantry
mon In Manila, ono hald hoadcd ciirIo,
ono Filipino i;nmo cock and several
According to tho ntory tho Hovcrlc rf
olIlcorH went to a cocklni; main at Ma
nila. Ah they entered tho cnclosurq
tho sailoni mot a party of United,
Btntcn Infantryiiion, ono of whom car
rlod unjlor hln arm a canvas bo.?,.
bovcral ilnlitn took place of minor
Importance During this tlmo moro
loldlern kept entering until thero wcro
moro thnn a hundred In tho enclonuro.
Finally a Filipino, bourlm: under hlti
arm a beautiful fowl, stepped Into tho
place and made an announcement thnl
caunod much excitement. ,
'That's tho champion bird around
here," a r.ori;eant told tho Hovcrlc's
pcoplP. "He's henton ovorythlng that,
ha been put up aKaliiHt 1 1 in, but now
ho' r.olnn to Rot what Is coming to
him. Hero goes," and ho clambered
down li.to tho plaza.
Tli owner of tho garno cock had
lust flnlnhed chnllongliig all comers,
when the sergeant, his bag undor his
arm, clambered down bocldo him and
dumped Its contents on tho ground.
Tho contents consisted of ono bird, tho
moHt dlftrcputnblo fowl that anyone In
tho usBomblagn over laid cyos on. A
howl of derision greotod tho appear
onco of the strango object as It fitng
gornd to Ita feet and gazed about
Tho Filipino readily agreed to match
bin beautiful bird against tho shape
less mass of feathers that huddled In
tho pit Tho beta were mado, spurs
wore put on both blrdB and thoy wcro
left alone In the ring.
Tho American bird shook his legs a
couplo of times, then huddled again.
Tho Filipino cock saw tho othor fowl
and walked about him a couplo of
times, then, lowering his head, mado a
rlclous run for him. Tho American
bird wont rolling at tho shock, picked
himself up, and again composed him
telf. Onco moro tho Filipino bird ran at
him, this -llmo-Oia nharp atenla fltrlk-.
ng home. Out of tho tanglo of feath
ers a largo claw reached out pinning
tho Filipino champion to tho ground.
Then a head shot viciously from tho
dirty ruflled plumago of the American
bird, n curvod beak grasped tho head
of the gamecock and wrenched It from
"Not till I saw that head and beak
n action did I realize just what It
was," said ono of tho Ilovorlc's officers,
In telling tho story. "Thoso Yankoo
toldlers had slipped In a bald-headed
caglo. Thoy told, mo afterward It was
their regimental maBcot Tho Filipinos
woro a soro lot, but thoy paid up."
Motorcyclo as Chaff Cutter.
A farmer at Hantnnll, Salop, Eng-.
laud, has fixed his motorcyclo on a
stand against tho wall of tho farm
buildings, and It drives a chaff-cutter,
and turnip cutter at tho samo Umo.(
It does not cost much to work it. Thoi
turnip cutter Is on tho samo level as
tho cyclo, and In connected by a kind'
of blcyclo chain. Tho chaff-cutter Isi
placed above the turnlp-cuttor on an
other lloor and connected "by two-Inch
bolting. After It has been on somo
little tlmo tho englno goto hot, so aS
fan Is mado to rovolvo by tho sido to,
keep it cool. It Is also usod for
churning milk. ThlB saves a groat
deal of tlmo for tho workmen because
t can do tho two Jobs at onco.
New Method of Finding Longitude.
Tho novel method of llndlng longl-
tudo latoly tried by Professor LIppJ
mann, tho French astronomer, is tho
comparison of simultaneous photo
graphs of tho sky taken at two sta
Tho zenith being shown by an artU
flclal star, tho dlfforonco In tho places
of natural stars very accurately Indi
cates tho dlfforonco In longitude, and
If tho longitude of ono placo Is known
that of tho othor can bo fixed with an
uncertainty clalmod to bo only a fow
foot porhaps ton or fifteen.
Not a Mathematician.
Judgo- What Is your occupation?
Witness I'm an oxport on figures."
Judgo Oh, a mathematician, ehT
WltnosB No, your honor. I Boloct
tho chorus glrla for tho musical come
dies." New Lands Surveyed.
Ilrltlnh Columbia In 1013 survoyod
,000,000 acres of now lauds,
HiiNlcotii aro used it grunt dual bythe
(Jonnan army for carry lug uhella and
Iteappearanao of tho lightning rod
agent can soon bo expected. Accord
ing to n bulletin of the Ontario De
partment of Agriculture, 13 yearn of
Investigations demonstrate that light
ning rodn nro now 04 per cent ef
ficient In tho province. In tho state
of Iowu thoy arc 08.1 per cent efficient
and In Michigan 00.0 per cent
Total lightning claims paid by In
surance companies on rodded build
ings In Iowa during eight yearn was
only $44G4, whllo on un rodded build
ings, which were of tho same number,
thoy paid $341,0CC. In Ontario, out
of every 200 farm buildings insured,
42 pro rodded, Yet out of every 200
struck by lightning In 1012 only three
wcro rodded buildings.
Dut don't lot tho agent put up rods
that run through glass Insulators. Ac
cording to tho Ontario bulletin, they
should bo in metallic connection with
tho building and no Insulators should
bo used. Wall Street Journal.
To Hrenf- In Hew Shoes.
Alwnyi uliftko In AlleiiV. fool .mo, a powrter.
.t cure hot, RHreBiinjf, Aching-, unrollcti feet
.urt corn, InzrwIiiK nnllv and bunion. At
UlrirtiRKliti n'l dh(H)tcrr,2ftc. Dont Accept
inrmiUiltnte. HainplcrnallcilKnKK. Addreu
llleii 8.'jlrotefl, lj itor.N. Y.
A Suggestion to Rotsettf.
Dante Gabriel UomboUI onco showed
Whistler a sketch and asked his opin
ion of Its merits.
"It has good points. Itosseltl," said
Whistler. "Co ahead with It by all
Later he Inquired how It was gel
ting along. "All right," answered
KouHettl, cheerfully. "I've ordered a
stunning frnmo for it"
In due tlmo the canvas appeared at
IlOHsetti'H house in Chcyno Walk,
"You've dono nothing to It since I
saw It, have you?" asked Whistler.
"Noo," replied Rosscttl, "but I've
written a sonnet on the subject, if
you'd Hko to hear It"
Ho recited somo lines of peculiar
"Itosscttl," Bald Whistler, as the re
citation ended, "take out the picture
and frame the sonnet" New York
Hy Itcflcctlon from Ocean Mcarh and
Docrt Sand unrelieved by Foliage. Winds
and Mini-rnl Laden, L'ojmj.iouh Dust, all
bring Eye Troubles in their wake Urnnu
luted Eyelids, Ucd, Itching, Iteming, Tired
and Watery Eyc, Impaired Virion and
Eye Pain. Itclinblc llelicf ia found in
Murine Eye Itcmcdy, Mild and Harmless.
If you Wear Clarke, Try Murine. Docn't
'Miiart. Feel Fine. Act Quickly. Ia nn
Kve Tonic compounded by Oculist not a
''Patent Meilicino" but uwd in succeifful
l'lipiciaiu' Practice for many yearn. Now
dedicated to the Public and sold at
50c Per Dottle. Murine Eye Salve In
Afcptic TuIkh, 25c and COc. Sold by
Dniguiiil. For lJookn, wrrito to Murine
Eye Ilcmedy Co., Chicago.
Accounting For It.
His Chum How well bred your sis
Ifcr Brother Yes;-"-you- ee,-sba
spends most of her time away from
tho rest of the family. Judge.
RESINOL STOPS DANDRUFF
AND SCALP ITCHING
If you arc troubled with dandruff,
eczema or other scaly, itching scalp
atfcctlon, try shampoos with rcsinol
soap and an occasional treatment with
reslnol ointment. You will be sur
prised how quickly the troublo disap
pears, and tho health and beauty of
tho hair Improves.
Reslnol soap and ointment oIbo heal
skin eruptions, clear away pimples
and bluckheads, and form n most val
uable household treatment for sun
burn, heat-rash, etc. Sold by all drug
gists. Prescribed by doctors for 19
"Why did you bent this man so ter
ribly?" said the judge, Indicating tho
bobandaged flguro of tho plaintiff.
"I asked him why a horse had run
awny, your honor," explained tho pris
oner, "and ho told me that It was be
cause tho animal had lost his equine
Imlty." "H'm," said the judge. "Discharged."
Keeping It Dark.
"Isn't it very ombarrassing? Mr.
Skittles can hardly tell his wife from
hor Bister who's como to stay with
"Ia ho worrying?"
"Oh, no! Ho'd just ns soon remain
In tho dark." Judgo.
A Rara Avis.
Mrs. Illram Offon I'm afraid we'll
never find tho equal of that last cook
wo had. Sho was, indeed, n rare bird,
Her Husband Yes, rare, and alas,
have gone from our school into tho beBt
biiHinoss ollices of tho city and aro now
employed as stenographers, typist,
bookkeepers, billing clerks, adding ma
chine experts or private secretaries
Wo have it course for each of those
positions, und would like tto lit you V)
(ill ouo, Arrange to outer September
1st, A position guaranteed,
BEUTEL BUSINESS COLLEGE
HUNDREDS' OF' WOMEN
trade mark. Repeating Shotguns
16 AND 20 GAUGES, MODEL 1912
This is the lightest, strongest and handsomest repeating'
shotgun made. Although light, it has surpassing strengthf
because all the metal parts arc made of Nickel steel, which
is twice a3 strong a3 ordinary steel. It is simple to load and
unload, easy to take down, and work3 with an case and
smoothness not found in repeaters of other makes. Look
one of these guns over at your dealer's. They are
"TIIB MOST PFIUtBCT REPEATERS."
When Marriage Is a Failure.
Mr. Gladstone once said that he had
solved the domestic problem in this
way: "Whenever Mrs. Gladstone In
sists I submit and whenever I insist
she submits." He didn't say, how
ever, whether they took turns about
insisting and submitting. Marriage Is
a failure when one of the parties In
sists on being the insister, and doesn't
take turns in submitting to be the
Buumiiicr. uoston Transcript
Past and Present. J
Professor Brander Matthews of Co-!
lumbla enlivened with a Joke one of
his learned lectures on the drama:
"In the theater of the past" he
said, "the public sat on the stage.
It Btlll sits on the play at times."
New Orleans States.
THE PROGRESSIVE BUSINESS COLLEGE
There ia a completeness and finish about our student' education that is bringing
praise from many of the leading business men of the Northwest The supremo
test of a business college is to satisfy the hard-headed men of the business world.
We do. Write for literature which will truthfully tell you all you want to know.
All students making application before Sept. 5. will cot the adtan'mje of the S per month
rate, llrlifht and diligent students complete our course in three months.
The fare of a certain boarding house
was very poor. A boarder who had
been there for some time, because he
could not get away, was standing iu
tho hall when the landlord rang the
dinner bell. Whereupon an old dog
that was lying outside on a rug com
menced to howl mournfully.
Tho boarder watched him a little
while, and then said:
"What on earth are you howling
for? You don't have to eat it!" Cur
Putnam Fadeless Dyes will last
until the goods wear out.
Mrs. Florin had a new maid, and one
morning ns she entered the library
Bhe was somewhat surprised to find
tho girl seated in one of the chairs
with her hands folded.
"What!" cried tho mistress. "Here
you are sitting down! Why, you were
sent in hero to dust the room!"
"Yes, ma'am." was the girl's reply,
"I have lost tho duster, and so I am
sitting on each of the chairs In turn."
Remedy for the Cat.
"Doctor," said he, "Im a victim of
Insomnia. I can't sleep If there's tho
least noise, such ns a cat on the buck
fence, for instance."
"This powder will be effective." re
plied tho physician, after compounding
"When do I take It, doctor?"
"You don't take It You give It to
tho cat in n little milk."
YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU
Try ilurlno Kys Keuieily for ltfd. Weak. Watery
Eyes and Gratrulatd Kyellus: No ymnrUuir
huUKye Comfort. Write for Dook of the Eye ;
uf iu an r roo. murine lijro ueineuy io., imcuco
Tho water pumps may be busy, but
there Is another variety in the thirst
emporiums that aren't exactly idle
Mnklng for the city beautiful
There Is no danger of water shortage
and tho free plunges nro open.
Cltlnn yearly sondB $30,000 worth of
peanuts to tho United States.
Thoro are 20,507,000 horses In tho
United States, valued at $2,278,222,000.
A dog Is just n plain dog after all.
Two bloodhounds on the trail of bait-
Hits ohuseti rauuiiH nil day instead,
A man receiving statu aid must sub
mit lo an operation, says court Prob
ably thoy will out out hlu ponisloii,
Depends Upon Your Training
Oar eourrw in Shorthand, Pcn
rneiuhip, DusmeM Training and
Teirxraphy will juii you for a
aocccuful bus.r.es career.
FALL TEKS1 SEITKJIBEa 7.
Fourth 8trct, Near A. o.riton, Portland, Or.
Wc Guarantee Positions for AH
The workman was dfggfncr.'
Tho wayfarer of the inquisitive turn
of mind stopped for a moment to look
"My man," said the wayfarer at
length, "what are you digging for?"
The workmnn looked up.
"Money," he replied.
".Money!" ejaculated the amazed
wayfarer. "And when do you expect
to strike It?"
"Saturday," replied the workman,
and resumed operations. London.
If the candidates with their pictures
in thepapers are not within the law.
some of them will have to go into the
moving picture business.
With Telling Effect
Gives Conscious Evidence of
Its Direct Action.
P. S. P., the famous blood purifier, almost
talks as It sweeps its way through the cir
culation. Ita cctlon Is so direct that Tery
often In socio forma of skin affliction tU
appearance of tlio eruptions chances orsr
night, tho Itch and redness are gone and
recovery begins Immediately.
As a matter of fact, there Is one Ingredi
ent In S. S. S. which aenrcs tha active pur
poso of stimulating each cellular part ot
the body to the healthy and Judicious selec
tion of Ita ovva essential nutriment. That
Is why it regenerates the blood supply; why
It has such a tremendous Influence In over
coming eczema, rash, pimples, and all skla
Auu. In regenerating tho tissues 8. 8. H
has a rapid and positive antidotal effect
upon all thoso Irritating laflueac that
cause rheumatism, sore -throat, weak eye,
loan of weight, thin, pale checks, and that
weariness of muscle and nervo that 1 fed
erally experienced as spring fercr. 0t at
bottlo of 8. 8. 8. at any drug store, sad Im
a few days you will not only feel bright sad
cncrsctlc, but you will b the plctura of
new Urn. t), B. 8, Is prepared ouly la tb
laboratory of The fiwlft Hpeclflo Co., 031
Hwlft llldg., Ailaata, Ga who maluula a
very enlelent Medical Department, whert all
who hftvo any blood itUoriier of a stubborn
naiuru mar writ frm-ly tor advkn and
Pfclal book of luniructlim, rl. 8. H. Is
everywhere by drug loru, drpsrluirnt so
urarral stores, but be warn of all substltut.
IM But accept fuew,