WITH BOGUS PISTOLS I and Dairy Produce cf all kinds wanted. Write for our I CASH OFFER I Pearson-Page Co. 'Sff INSTANCES OF THIEVES HAVINO DEEN SCARED OFF. ai orwTTr mntr 1 r si t SECOND-HAND MACHINERY IlouchL ioUI and rxchnnKcdl malum, boilers, rawinllls, clr. HimI fr Week List ami Prices. Till: J, K. MARTIN CO., a Hi til., Portland. Or. OPPORTUNITY IS HERE TO LEARN GHIROPRAQTIO. &u!z Hew. folic tlirfutk OIlf(, 411 Uwwa.nlfli BUt, follM Or. Tho Erudite Druggist. "Why wun Solomon considered no wlno7" "Well, ho Icnruotl tlio drug business when ho whs young, Aftor that lie could nnswor any question pro pounded." Old HabltB. "I think our now hutlor must luivo boon a hiiHohall uinjtlro oucu," "Why no?" "IIo'h dusting off tho pinto v.'lth a whlskbroon," Now 8uffrago Has Come. Lawyer (In equal suffrage stnto) Don't worry, tho Jury Ih nuro to dis agree. PrisonerHut nro you cortnln? Lawyer It's iuovltahlo; two of tho Jurorit nro man and wlfol Puck. Up a Tree. Mrs. Hlrd (Into from suffrngo meet ing) Myl I hope I can got In without walcltiK huhhyl Mr. Hlrd (Into from tho club) Gcol I hopo I can got In without waking wlfcy. Chicago News. DAISY FLY KILLER :tl. Irt,cU. w r -mrsul, cahi'Mtv. c-rftp. Ulll all IIMID, llfcUel n ml, a't ipitl u tip ln Mr snytMitr mntrf.1 ' ' tell It j ir, 6 V.I I f (IpftMPtV HAMLD SOsUS. 1W JHKiUti An., fcresUya, X. t BLACK LEG LOSSES SURELY PREVENTED by Cutty's OlMkltt PMIl. low jirWrJ. frnh. rUl.l! pnrfrrrtd It W!n Umtn Uum ttiy f r tMt ht ottitr tseslstl fill. Wilt for toukltt arkt tculmnnliti. 10-ssu skit. Illi.-kltf Pllli 11.00 o. dm fkii. nutkui ran 4.00 Th iqjmtorttr cf CutUr products It du to mcr II yr 1 -llliif In vsmIhh lad ikuibi ssly, I milt tn Cutttr't. If utvMtruM. nnlr 1lrr. . THE CUTTCH UnOflATOftY. Birilliy, CsllUrsla. What He Weighed. Pnt How much do ycz weigh, MlkoT' Mlko 01 weigh 17G pounds. I'nt You mum n' got weighed with your coal on. Mlko An' 01 did not. 01 hold It In tno nrinH all tho tlino. Mngnzlno of Fun. Too Much Publicity. "I dlfinpprovo of tho Hcnnto having secret sessions. I favor tho utmoHt publicity for everything." "I did; but Htnco tho now gowns emtio out, I think tho women nro go lug 11 bit too far." To Qet Even. OlhbH Have you decided where you will go HiIh summer? DlbbB No; my wlfo nlwnya wnltB until iiomo neighbor with n grudgo ngalnst iib recommendn tho worst spot on tho continent India's financial dlfflcultlcfl hnvo cnuBOd serious cmbnrrnssmont to tho ponrl market. Lobb quicksilver wna produced In tho United States last year than In any year sinco 1800. Takes "Grit" tn Win This really means keeping the system full of vim and vigor, tho blood pure and the general health good, all of which must come from perfectly digested food, and liver and bowel regularity. This is an especially good reason why you should try HOSTETTER'S Stomach Bitters v V, N, U, No. 34, 1011 IVilliN wHIIntf a adwtlws, plrsse inn " llun IhU Mlr. r Trick la an Old One, Out Seldom Fulls of Success Prank of New York High School Boys That Looked Serious. Recently Solomon Herman of Man hattan Beared Into (light two thlovon who cntorod )iln ntoro by pointing his index flngor at them and fooling them Into supposing that ho had a rovolvcr. It 1b an old trick and yot It Buccocdn, Just an tho confldonco man can al ways noil a gold brick to a farmer who novor hoard of Hungry Joo. A nhort tlmo ago river thlovoa boarded a tug moored along tho Hud son and attempted to enter tho cap tnln'n cabin nnd securo monoy and vnluablon from a small aafo ho had thoro. Tho engineer of tho llttlo boat hoard tho thlevoB, and creeping up out 'of tho onglno room called: "Halt! Who's that? Halt, or I'll nro!" At tho fjamo tlmo ho ran around tho nldo of the cabin with a dipper handle, Not until the thieves got nflhoro did It Boom to occur to them that thoro couldn't hnvo been n platol in tholr dluturbor'fl hand or ho would havo llred. When It camo to mind thoy re treated to a safo dlfltanco, and then shaking tholr fists at U10 grinning en gineer cursed him profusoly. Over nonr Hunt's Point a fow months ago thoy had an amusing caso of cross "plBtol" purposoB. Several dwellings had been robbed and every body In tho vicinity beenmo BUBplclous of tho slightest unusual movement aftor dark. Two high school boys planned a masked holdup of a citizen nftor dark. They held him up all right, both presenting proper looking pis tols with shining barrels. After tho citizen handed out all of his valuables and whined abjectly that ho had nothing inoro tho boys revealed them solves. In a great rago tho citizen then blew a pollco whlstlo nnd a mounted offi cer galloped up. Tho boys protested they hnd only Joked with a neighbor. Tho citizen dcclnrcd they should bo punished. Tho officer was willing to look lightly on the affair until it wan pointed out that pIstolB had been brnndlnhcd. This mndo tho matter serious. Tho officer nrrcstod tho boys nnd took from them tho weapons that might hrlug thorn a term of years In prison, so heavy Is tho Now York penalty. Hut when tho plntolB wore exposed tho wholo mntter wns dropped. Tho pistols woro first rato imitations of tho real thlng.'only'ln this caso they could 'cxplodo nothing moro dead ly than 'd cap. Now York Herald. . Costly Clothes. Members of tho Chicago Dressmak ers' club say that n fow women 'In Chi cago, spond $75,000 each on clothes; 100 Boclal lenders spend $50,000 each; 10,000 others get along on $5,000; well dressed clubwomen manage to "worry along on f,500 apiece; but the mod est suffragists and church workers, who (though fow of us havo probably noticed It) must dress about alike, spend the samo amount, namely $500. Having various causes much at heart, thoy havo other uses for their money than displaying it on their backs. Tho social workora arc, very properly, moro modeBt still, spending only 300. Tho stenographers, shopgirls and fac tory girls spond, respectively, $276, $250 and $200. Ab tho wages of theso girls cannot avcrago abovo $15, $10 and $8, respectively, it will bo seen that thoy spond too much on tholr clothoB, and yot thoy could hardly prosont a doccnt appcaranco on loss. Thoy loso somothlng by not making tholr own clothes, but thoy must bo very strong to sow much after finish ing tholr day's work. Leslie's Weok- ly. When Poisoned by Ivy. Aftor oxposuro to poison Ivy, tho 111 effects can ofton bo warded off by prompt removal of tho Irritating sub stance Vigorous washing with sonp and water, proferubly using a hand brush, and aftor that with alcohol, will do this. This ofton prevents the 111 effects, nnd ofton when tho char actorlfltlc inflammation has become mautfeet It can bo reduced to slight intensity by tho samo measuro. This cannot bo dono, howaver, aftor tho ir ritation has bocomo Intense; vigorous washings aro Impossible nnd alcohol painful, Witch hazel water, followed by application of duBtlng powder, It comforting. Salvos nro not well borne as n rulo, and If tho poisoning hue reached a stage not controlled by theso treatments, It Is best to hnvc professional treatment, as fow, If any, of tho Innumerable domestic romodloi prove to bo entitled to reliance Playing Even. "Why do you Insist (hut Hoblnson U u provident mnn?" "At dinner this evening I saw him give tho waiter 0110 of thu uupurugui tW-l'uck. J- fa lsskuafaitA; .tc .l.k. .1 .' . . ... . AtutuJlU .j&iiti&L idMbi.. , .:., . uu lurmiijiun menu irec uiub-rnnu, muuv up jubl special 1 or tho size burn we figure on building. It shows us how "PORTER'S PERFECT" Barn Equipment will double our barn nd dairy efflclencymako our cowi healthy and content! turn barn chore Into a real pleanure Porta- Perfect Iiarn Equipment Includes the most complete Ifne of Steel Stalls. Stanchions, Feed and Litter Carrfi loon inanuiaciurcu. WRITE FOR THESE FREE BLUE-PRINTS TODAY! THE PROGRESSIVE BUSINESS COLLEGE PORTLAND, OREGON. There la a completeness nnd finish about our students' education- that Is bringing protso from many of tho leading business men of the Northwest. The supreme teat of a bunlnew college Is to satisfy the hard-headed men cf the businow world. We do. Write for literature which will truthfully tell you all you want to know. All stmlenta maWwr application before Sept. C. wilt Ket tho advantage of the tS per month rate. Iiriitht and d U tent students complete our course in three months. How It Worked. "Did you ever try to open ono of j thoso railroad car windows?" asked 1 tho Pajterson mnn. "Oh, yes," replied the Passaic man. 1 "Well, how did you make out?" j "Well, I took one of thoRe axes from tho glass care, you know?" "Ycb, and you broke tho window ' open?" "No, but I broke the ax, all right. Yonkers Statesman. Sunlight Intensified By Reflection from Occnti Beach and Dcjtcrt Band unrelieved by Foliage. Winds nnd Mineral linden, l'oiconous Dust, all bring Kye Troubles In their wake Granu MurJne Kye Hemetiy, Mild nnd Harmlcs. If you Wear Glnc, Try jrurine. Doesn't Smart. Feels Fine. Acts Quickly. Is an Kvc Tonic compounded by Oculists not a ''Patent Medicine" but used in successful Physicians' Practice for many years. Now dedicated to the Public and told nt 50c Per Bottle. Murine Eye Salve In Afeptic Tubes, Vc nnd 50c. Sold by Druppixtc. For Books, write to Murine Eye K-.'inedy Co., Chicago. Fatal Disease. A young painter who had Just fin ished (i plcturo insisted upon a friend calling to seo It. "There, now," enthused the artist, "you see my now picture. What's tho matter with that?" "I don't know," replied tho bored friend, "but I should say it wns a case of art failure." National Monthly. DON'T ITCH! USE RESINOL JtiRt nut nn n llttlo of tlint Ronthintr. nntiseptic roBlnol ointment nnd the Itching and miming stop nt once, soon nil trnco of eczemn, prickly hent, poison-Ivy, poiBon-oak, or other torment- inir ukin trnitliln u cono. Finn for baby's skin. Every druggist sells res inol ointment nnd resinol sonp. Pre scribed by doctors for 19 years. Adv. The Proverb Trite. "Man is a worm," the preacher salth, as oiten wo unvo nearu. Ah, yes! and he might also ndd, "Woman's tuo enny uiru. Now York Sun. "Mnn Is n worm," ho spenkoth true, Ho gets It from tho Book, And that Is why poor mortal mnn So ofton gets tho hook! IF YOU'RE GROUCHY It Is likely thnt your liver needs stir ring up, Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills will sot you right quickly. Adv. I love the soda fountain boy. With his cut glass that clinks, But I would love him better it He didn't mix my drinks. Mnnv nf llm fnrnst fires attributed to rallronds nro caused not by sparks frnm Innnmntlvns. tint b' clirnr 1111(1 eignrotto butts thrown from smoking par windows, An oxnress train trnveling from Nloo to Macon, Franco, was benton by- 12 minutes by nn oaglo, which racod it for 18 mllos, Putnam Fadeless Dyes aro tho brightest and fastest. ' ' A Maine town hns built n conoroto watering trough for Iioihuh that Is flankud by high walls to uiiioni am iimlH using It from sun, wind nnd storm. Well-known sayings of unknown men;' "Tliuui kind has camo to stay." lated hyenas, lied, itching, Jiurning, lirca nnd Watery Uycs, Impaired Vision and Kvb Pain. Itclir.blo lUlicf is found in .... ... :-rn-pi Hjroufleure on building- a barn soon, novoDiMiaieroui unp and nil out Coupon, plnninz it to sheet that elves size of barn you flirureon. Our estimatlnit urparunem win men worK out a special, uneu 10 your requirements. Whether you Brure on bolldlnz a Ham soon or not, mill coupon for Hlg KltKE BARN KQUII'- 1 TVTA t?l Tk Rg Oldest and Largest Independent rrnoiesaiers or f arm Machin ery in me I'aeiflc Northwest Northern Illiteracy. Unless we can find some means of stimulating the campaign against il literacy it is merely a matter of time when the positions of the north and the south will change places with re gard to that question. The manager of tho Industrial league, with head quarters In New York, announces that the percentage of adult illiterates in that state has not decreased in the last 20 years. The state has stood still more persistently than any other in the union in this respect. Connec ticut and Now Jersey follow closely upon Its record. According to tho league's bulletin, "the Bouth is far outstripping tho north in Its efforts to deal with tho problem of illiteracy." While the percentage Is still greater, it is being cut down from a quarter to a half even decade. The south's population is more homogeneous 'and more responsive nt least to primary educational influences. Boston Tran scripL The age of Bex equality may be here, but the wives frequently decline to support their husbands. OLMES BUSINESS COLLEGE The school that gets you a good position. Thousands of Graduates NONE IDLE FREE INFORMATION Washington sal 10th Sta. rOKTLAND. ORE. OLDEST MOST MODERN We all would love the plasterer, Who makes the walls so slick, If he were not bo much inclined To lay it on so thick. Tho big game season Is on. T. R. Is after the tammany tiger and the g. o. p. elephant and the government is after the loan sharks. Grave Danger Blood Little Causes Develop Worst Kind of Trouble No iger if Blood is W .,.SssJ Y ho Blood If Purified With C. S. There are so many reasons why everyone Should look to the blood for licaltu that tho action of K. 8. H. as a purlllcr ami preserver Is of tiarnmouut Importance. We need so much food, so much oxygen, so much water, ull of which In right proportion mnlutulu nutrition, Hut thu liver, kidneys, limes, bklu nnd bowels must all work In co-operative hunmmy to convert tho Intake and expel It nfier It hns served its purpoxu of rwiuTtUliiK thu tissue nnd cells of tho body, And this process is repeated every few seconds throughout life. Now, as It Imppcuu With most people, tho body does not expel nil lli wuslu nnd it rumnlns a iteslriu'tlvo iiitliii'iue in product) catarrh, rheumatism, bolls, eruptions nnd n mvriaif of trouble ruuoisuWiM ns luu result ot poisoned blood, Itemurkuble lestlnmiilnls Iihvu been writ ten I but pruto beyond iiusitltuii there Is no iluid dlsi'Usu but it but iuu bo cured 1 a -1 1 ii.11 i Carriers and Uay send tor t hem-It wil. R. M. individual plan Wade & Co. 323 Hawthorne Portland, Ore. MKNT CATA r 1 Bend me without 1 J obligation or cost natever Y It H B Blue PrlnU of Iiarn approximate size attachod. nSend me Porter FRCZ Barn Equipment Catalogue, Kama. Addr Known of Old. "Ambassador Thomas Nelson Page, like most married novelists, treats married life in his books from the in side, as it were," a Washington wo man said on her return from Rome. "At a tea at the Excelsior, Mr. and . Mrs. Page had a ludicrous argument over something or other; and, when their misunderstanding was satisfac torily cleared up, Page said: " 'This seems like a chapter that has slipped out of a novel, doesn't it?" 'It seems Mrs. Pago retorted, 'more like a chapter that will slip Into one.' " Louisville Courier-Journal. SUCCESS Depends Upon Your Training Our courses in Shorthand. Pen manship. Business Training and Telegraphy will equip you for a successful business career. FALL TERM SEPTEMBER 7. BUSINESS COLLEGE. Fourth Street. Near Xorrison, Portland, Or. We Guarantee Positions for All Our Graduates. Write Us, No Trouble to Answer. Obliging Disposition. "Are there any bears In theso woods?" "Not yet," replied tho resident. "But we'ro going to do our best Tho next time a circus comes through here we are' going to take up a subscription and buy. a bear or two just to satisfy the summer boarders." YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOD Try Murine Eye Remedy lor Red, Weak, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids; No Smartinp lust-Eye Comfort. Write for Book of theEyo by mall Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. in nil the European countries ex cept Russia the sugar beet production lam yeur was one of the greatest on. record. if is Disordered S. Will Resist AI! Germ Infection. ft. S. S. And lu all those cases that were treated with mercury, Iodides, arsenic, cop per and other minerals with no permanent effect, tho most astonlulilne recoveries hats been mndo by B. H. H. There Is not a blood taint of any natere thnt can remain in a system fortified by (his most wonderful remedy, for It is abso lutely puro nnd contains only thoia ele ments that tho blood naturally assimilates, nnd which the tissues gratefully accept. It agrees with the most delicate stomach, crcn in those rases where tho wo of stronj; drugs has so weakene 1 tho dlsestlro system that medlclliio t-uu not be niven. Get a 11.00 bottle- of H. 8. H. at unr ilruc ntoro mid thus ho assured of n complete cure of nny rrupllve blood dlsn'as. If your rati Is peculiar nud ji-u w.lri peulu advice wrllu tu lbs Hwl.'t anltle Co,, Medical Dupt., tiwirt AUsta, ua.