POULTRY MAPLE SUGAR COOKERY and Dairy Produce of nil kind wmilttl. Writ for our CASH OFFER Pcaraon-PngoCo. ,,!f;, ANY NUMDEn OF DISHES POQ. 8IDLE WITH THI8 SWEET. SECOND-HAND MACHINERY 1,'outtM, sold ml pxetiiitiirnlt rnnltic, hollers, MHirilll. !. Kniwl furlilock I.lsl and Prices, 1 1ll: J. K, MAUTIN CO., Kl lit tit., 1'ortlnntl, Or. DAISY FLY KILLER rJKtfOTlIBV'A Dim, lf,il,l'in,or. ttotp. Lasts all (anon. Mol r.rul,vil(,,u i? t i will not oil ot lhurn n I li I r (rtflll"l ttil, C14 tr 4tlri, M C trnl lr ripitupw XAXOLO SOKXAS. 18U XAlb at., DrMklTB, V. C SECRfiT SERVICE! "J low to Ilrrk Into Ui Dvttctlvn Rnnm" with tmplU racllral lulvlcenUi'iliwcurlMir ignitions, 1 famous ilfltrrtlvi. rwlormvf by u thorl tlrn, Mc, Asiatic 1'aclfJe Af ncr, Portland, Oregon. OPPORTUNITY IS HERE TO LEARN CHIROPRAOTIO. did o, nw rusk (IktrwiV Wri. 411 CsaaMwtli BJ, IVl'.eJ, Oil SALESMEN WANTED Lllxtial Tntni Wrftn tor nur rniilt'iii, tiveryth hk fur the Orchard, farm, Cardrn and Lawn. YAKIMA lib CCIUMIIA BIVlll (UHtUAi CJ. RORTH YAKIMA, WASH. YAKIMA CCOWN is lie BEST .GUARANTEE BLACK LOSSES SURELY PREVENTED it Cutlir't niscilts mil. U. tirirrd. fmh. rvllibUi crtrrrtU lif Wmtcrn tUxkmw toniiM thiy pr tMt h,t ntlitr vattlau till. WitU for Lxikltt ami InilmotiUli. lo.tfei pits, insatits rim ii.wj SO. dot. pkj. OlacklH Pjllf 4.00 11m an fforf-bir. Lilt rultftf'l toil. Th sanorlorltjr of OilUr produrts ti ilu ta oter II yr of if-lillilnr In tscsIsM aid itrumi aaly. Inilit Cutlf'. If tiv.Mlnil. nrdtr dlri-rt. 7MC CUTTCM lADOnATOHV, UirUlty, Callltrnta. The Willing Worker. "A Kootl story always helps to keep nn imtll'-nco IntoroHtud," Ha hi Senator Sorghum. "Yoh," replied tlio experienced cam paigner. "Hut stories luivo boon over worked." "How about a lltllo nong now' nnd then?" "No. They've had Hongu.too. You'vo i;ot to give pooplo flomuthl'ng now." "Well, I'm wlllliii; to do my part. Mnybo I might tango a little."- Wash ington Star. Only n Guess. At an evening party a very elderly woman wnu dancing with a young partner. A trnngrr approached Done Ian Jorrold, who wan loolilnf,' on, a. :l Bald:. j i k - "Pray, air, can you tell mo who la tin) young man dancing with that elderly woman?" "Ono of the huinnno ocloty, I ftliould think," roplloil Jorrold. Kan uau City Star. The Psychological Moment. "How Ih It, colonel," nuked the- hope ful young bunko Hteorer, addrosalng tlio honry-hendnd mnstor of the craft, "that you have ahvnyu boon successful in picking out Juicy suckers and nevor hnvo to wnnto tlmo on unprofltablo ubJectH7" "I Dimply wait till I hoar a man aay ho Ih n pretty good Judgo of human nature," replied tlio veteran, "nnd then I know ho lo Just what I am looking for." Punch. Tourjh One. Old Scotcli Womnn. Tho lnnt steak I got frao yo I could hao uoled ma boota wl' It. Butcher And why did yo no dao it? Womnn So I wld If I could lino got tho pegu tao gang through it. Doaton Trnnacrlpt. 1 THE SHORT CUT I TO HEALTH I I is by way of tlio Stomach, Liver and Bowels. Keep I these orpans strong: and ac- I tive bo use of HOSTETER'S Stomach Bitters I and you )osbcss tho secret I of continued good health. I It is for Poor Appetite, In digestion, Cramps, Consti pation and Biliousness. Jiliousness. g mm mw Try it. V, N, V, No. IB, '1 4. W KN wrillnir lo nJctilUrri. dUm mm llun Hi I iMiixr, Ivor a Welcome Addition to tho Menu at This Time Applet Daked With tho 8lrup Will De Appro clatod by All. Thoro aro over no many ways of ItHltig maplo iifrup and nugor other than merely nerving thorn nu naturol, and these goodlen which I am going to doncrlbo to you will bo welcomed by tho family cnthunlaallcally. No (natter how good tho wlntor monu hna boon, .It grown a lltllo trlto aa warm Weather cornea on, and a new owcot la A delightful chango. Maplo Ico Cream. To ko It beat four egga till foamy, boll ono cup of maplo nlrup till rather thick; stir Into tho oggd and cool, then add two cups of whipped cream. Stir all together, freeze and aorvo. A half-cupful of pe can menta broken and added to tha cream uinkon n dellcloua variation. linked Applco With Maplo Sirup. I'aro anil coro tart applen, In each cav ity placo a nut meat Pour ono cup" of maplo sirup over tho apploa and bake till tendor. Servo with whipped or plain croam. Maplo Cako. Ono-half cupful maplo nlrup, half cupful of augar, ono-tlilrd cupful of butter, hnlf-cupful of sotir milk, 1V4 cupfula of flour, teaapoonful of soda, ono egg. Uent tho soda .into tho nour milk, cream tho butter and sugar, then beat In tho ogg; add sour milk and nlrup, laally tho flour; bako in ohcota, ' Maplo Ilroad Pudding. Mako a broad pudding after your favorlto rcc Ipo, using maplo sugar or maplo sirup In placo of granulated sugar. It in necessary to une a lltllo moro maplo vugar than granulated, In order to Awcoten tho pudding sufficiently. Bako and eervo hot with maplo sauco. Maplo Caramels. Hrnak ono pound of maplo augar In bits nnd boil in ono pint of milk till it hardens In cold wa ter. Add a ploco of butter sizo of a walnut nnd pour Into grcaecd pans to cool. Maplo Custard. Two eggs, onb pint of milk, thrce-fourthu cupful of maplo alrup; scald milk and nlrup and bent tho eggs thoroughly, pour hot milk over tho eggs and stir well; return to tho flro till thick. Do care ful not to boll after tho egga have been added or tho custard will curdle. Maplo Mousse. Half n cupful of maplo sirup nnd pno pint of thick cream aro tho only ingredients re quired for thin delicious dessert; whip tho crenm to a stiff froth and add tho sirup. Pack in a mold and placo in ico nnd salt till frozen. Frozen Coffee. A frappo, which Is very llko sher bet, sounds ns if It wcro an elaborato Krcnch confocllon, but Is really tho stmplost of refreshments, being just a wntor-Ico. partly frozen (nnd pro nounced in two syllables). Cafo frappo la half-frozen coffco, mado In this wny: Dent tho whlto of ono egg cllgbtly, add half a cupful of cold wa ter, mix with half a cupful of ground coffee. Turn this Into a scalded coffeo pot. add four cupfuls of boiling water and lot boll ono mlnuto. Placo on back of otovo ten minutes, (strain, add ono cupful of sugar, cool and frcozo to a mush, using equti". parts of Ico and salt Servo with whipped cream sweetened nnd flavored, laying a good spoonful on top of each cup. White Cako. Ono cup sugar, ono-half cup butter, Whiten of two eggs benton stiff, yolk of ono egg, ono cup sweet milk, salt to tiiBto. Flavor with lemon. Add Hour enough to mako It an thick as cream. Bako In a moderate oven. Mock Cream. Ono level tnblcspoonful flour wot with n Httlo cold milk and cooked with a dash of salt In ono cupful of milk until of creamy consistency. Cool and flavor to tasto. Pino for puddings, etc. To Remove Iodine Stains. Whenever you spill lodlno on a lin en or cotton matorlnl romovo It very satisfactorily In tho following mnn nor: Pour boiling hot starch over tho stain, ropentlug this two or three times within nn hour, or until tho stain is romoYod. Rebellion. First Militant Huffingotto What do you think of this proposed kisulng Htrlko? Hncnnd DHto-Woll, that strlka wouldn't iii'Jiw t hit with me, Great, aren't they boy? Wade Is djlng- a lot for us when he furnishes these free Blue-Prints, made up just special for the size barn wo figuro on building. It shows us how "PORTER'S PERFECT" Barn Equipment will double nur Liarn arvl dairy emclcncy rurl-r l'irrr:t nam Iviulprnent Indudca the most complete line or Steel alalia, Htanchlona, KccJ and Litter Carrieri an I i r Tst1a triftfiilfn'lttrrvL ' WRITE FOR THESE FREE BLUE-PRINTS TODAY! must be unswered by office help trained to execute the command promptly. B plncinir yourself under the iruitl- ance of our expert teachers, you can be' trained in all departments of office work ready to respond to the man ager's call instantly. Write for cata log today. A ponit'dn guaranteed. BEUTEL BUSINESS COLLEGE Tncoma, Washington. Those suffragettes arc successful in somo things. Ono was a good Hhot and plugged the king's hat with a bundle of "literature." It wasn't light reading. v Tho Nichi Nlchtf a Japaneso news paper, is violent toward Uncle Samuel. But then he'll probably only scratch an Nlchl Nichi attack. 18B7 TO 1914 OLMES BUSINESS COLLEGE Tho school that rets you a Kocd jxjiltlon. Thousands of Graduates 27ih YEAR NONK IDLE nti:i: INFORMATION Washlnston uA IDtli Sta. I'OKTLANU, ORE. OLDEST MOST MODERN "Ho everyone that thlrsteth," Is ndvlco nobody takes, Just step Inside a thirst shop And you'll find it full of rakes! According to the weather man those rare dayB In Juno this year were just a trlflo rarer than ordlnnry. A policeman arrested a skeleton, but there were no bones In it for him. Putnam Fadeless Dyes guaran-! tee satisfaction. Tho man who goes to sleep In church wns scored by a minister. No excuse for him with bo many shady parks all around. Tlio wny of tho joyrider Is hard on tho man whoso car they steal.- Ab yet tho ncropluno joyriders have not made tholr appearance, but somo night they'll break Into that Parkwa tor hangar. Wright's Indlnn Vogotablo Pills put tho stomach in good condition in- a short time. Try thorn for Sick Stom ach, Biliousness and Indlgostlon. Adv. Grouchy. Student How do you pronounce It, profossor, "mnxixo" or "machcech"?; Old Dryasdust Neither, Blr. I pro- nounco u ranic loousuuess nnu wnsio ot time. A Sure Revenge. Wire Do you llko this pudding, denr? Mrs. Mcllrydo gavo mo tho ro :lpo for it. Hub-No; but I gucBH you enn got iquaro with nor uy giving nor your roclpo for mince picn. Forgot Mother, Johnny You'ro tho incnnoBt, hato fuluut, HpllufuleHt thing I know, Tommy Ami you'ro tho crabbudost, oglloul Father Hoys, hoys! You forgot Unit four mother (0 In tht room, mako our cowl healthy ana con tonterJ turn barn If you flsrure on buiMinif a barn aoon. nuiuuiitcaieuui up ana nil out niiruv mii Kivca cj oarn you neu re .ciii uiicni. win men worn oui a special, iiuvu uf jmtr requirements, Whether you figure on building; a Barn aoon or not. mall co-jpon for Uiie HIKE IMUN EQUIP- 1. Oldest and Larireit Independent n noiesaicr ot rarm Machin ery in the I'doflc Northwest Interested In the jStudy of Navigation. ilrs. Brundage (so we are informed by Everybody's chestnut gatherer) was crossing the ocean for the first time. Ono morning, as the captain was standing near her, she said: "Pardon ray Ignorance, but how do you manage to find your way across the 'trackless ocean?" "By means of the compass, madam," ropllcd the gallant captain. "The needle Invariably points north." "But," queried the woman, "suppose you wish to go south?" YOUTHELENE It will do all the name implies. AGENTS WANTED. Men and women to intro duce Youthelenc products to consumers. Big money. Write for ofTer. Schwingd Bros., 229 Madison St., Portland, Or. Small Town Limericks. There was a young maiden of Llnd, Who blushed and most frequently grinned. But she caught on, you know, With tho big passing snow,- And quite quickly liau everyone skinned! An old gaffer lived at Nez Perco Who never would drink, chew nor curse., . f ' Ills passion he'd check, But ho once said: "By Heck'.'' -Then drifted from bad uiito worse! A matron with kids in Clealuni Could never dopo out what could all 'em. She'd doso them with oil Till their blood would fair boil. Then quietly turn 'rouud and whale 'em! YOUR OWN DRUGGIST WILL TELL YOU Try Murine Eye Kemcdy for Ited, Weak, Waterjr Uxeu and Granulated Kyeilds: So Smarting liiKt.Uye Comfort. Write for Uook of tbe Kye I by mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Cb., Chicago, i These soundproof . pianola and phonograph rooms aro a great Idea, but fame; awaits the man who builds a soundproof garage. The population of Ireland has been! almost cut In two in 75 years. She Told Him What to Do. Blood Trouble f he Searching Power of a Great Remedy Answers the Worst Riddle. Thousands nuvc Solved It With S. S. S. Tt ti now known Hint tlio perms of blood disorder arc found In the mfuuto spaces of Uit) tlMtto fllircK. Thry can bo seen only turouch u powerful microscope. And It U Id these spaces that H. H. H. goes to work rnpldly, effectively and with wonderfully uotlrenblo results. Tlili famous blood mirlflfr contains tno dlcliial component vital ami meutlal to hi'Nltliy lilooil. Thorn ie one Ingredient In B. B. 8. which ecrvci tho active purpose pf wtltu tilutlnir inch . cellular part of tho body to the iiralthy nnd Judicious selectlou of Its own mnitUI nutriment. 'J'hut Is why It re ITdiiTttti' the blood mipplyi why It hut urli h treini'Ddmis luiluciue In overcoming fiii'iiia, rush, pimples, -all skin sftVetluns, tUuuwlUiu, wg tbrtot, wcrl, cts, Jvm U PSsssHHllllM chores into a real Dleaaure i to a real pleasure. tend for them It will Coupon, plnmnir It to R. 1. on. Our estimating; individual plan Wade & Co, 323 Hawthorne Portland, Ore. .WENT CATA. 8nd me without obligation or cost LOG. whaiaver KKEK Blua Prints of Harn approximate size attached. n Bend me Porter Barn Equipment Catalocua. Name Address,.. IVfiv do the leading merchants TT "J of Portland and the North west call upon BEHNKK-WALKER BUSINESS COLLEGE for thor oughly competent, well-trained help? 843 fums have called on us for one or more stcnographeis or bookkeep ers since Aug. 1, 1913. Over 2000 of our students are hold ng lucrative positions in Portland a'onc. Let U3 prepare you and furnish you a po sition when competent. Write no trouble to answer. BUSINESS COLLEGE, Portland, Oregon The Idaho bean crop covers 6500 acres, and there are, prospects for a good crop of pork to go wjth them. A millionaire rescued four people in "Wisconsin, but the trust busters will declare they owed him money or somo thing. RESINOL CLEARS PIMPLY, BLOTCHY SKINS Pimples and blackheads disappear, red, rough, ugly complexions becomo clean, clear, and velvety, and hair health and beauty are promoted by the regular use of resinol soap and an occasional application of resinol oint- jneut. These soothing, healing prepa rations do their work easily, quickly and at little cost, even when the most, expensive cosmetics and complicated ' beauty treatments" fail. Resinol soap nnd resinol ointment heal eczoma, tetter, ringworm, psoria sis and other skin eruptions, stop itch ing instantly, and are most valuable for sunburn, insect bites, sores, burns, bolls, piles, etc. Sold by all druggists. Adv. Modern Woodmen will get lower In surance rates. You would naturally expect them to use- the ax. Snrinir fever has. nothing at all on the vacation bacillus as a promoter ot j lassitude. Oftm A Puzzling Question wclcht, thin palo cheeks, find that wearN ncss of in use I o and nerve that Is generally experienced by all sufferera with polofica blood. Get a bottle of S. 8. B. at any dru stnrp. and In a few days you will not only feci bright, end cncrcctlc, but you wilt ba tho picture ot new life. S. H. R. Is prepared only in tho labora tory of tho Swift Hpeclilo Co., L'2l Bwlft llldif,, Atlanta (la., who inulntaln u very clIlck'Ht Medical Departmeut, where nil wk have any bloixl disorder of a stubborn noture way write freely for ndrlce. H. H. B. is sold everywhere by til drutf stores, llrwsre of all atlempls to sell you aota UiUiK "Just AS goudV Jasiit upou kt H. w.