FIGHTING THE FIREBUGS. Hew English Insurance Companies Keep Tab on the Swindlers. FATE OF THE TRAITOR The Story of a Moxicon Chiof and Two Brothora In His Army. • ** I There Is a mutual understanding be On one occasion a Mexican officer tween all the first class Insurance of dole a sack of silver pesos. He tied fices tn England that they should warn j into the state of Guerrero. Zapata sent each other of a customer whose con i for a young officer of his staff and said: duct is suspicious, and such a warning “You will follow this traitor night Is conveyed lu a very simple yet effec ! ind day and never rest until you find tive way. uim. You must not kill him, but bring Each company has a number of cards i him to me alive. I will hang him printed These are deeply edged In n the back plaza before all the people as one black, the center of the card bearing the ns me of the company which issues ! ¡vho has been false to his trust." Without remark the youug officer left It. When a company has suspicions :be headquarters and started the pur- regarding a customer one of its officers takes a number of tbese cards, writes j suit. For weeks he trailed the fugitive on the reverse side the name and ad : aack and forth through hostile country, dress, or different names and addresses jkt last he Vaptured him and brought In some cases, of the suspected man pirn, bound band nnd foot, into a room and sends around the cards to the oth 1 ivhere Zapata was holding a conference. "Mi general,’’ he said huskily, “you er offices. These cards are regarded as absolute j :old me to capture him without injury ly confidential, and they are never sent ! md bring him before you. I have done around till the company which issues j no. Now I want to ask you a favor. them ha9, through the staff of Inquiry I Let me die In his place and set him officers always kept for such purposes, free." "What fool is this?” cried Zapata in found strong evidence against the men imazement. “Why do you, an honor- whose names they bear. Each company keeps a book regu »ble soldier, want to die to set free this larly posted with these cards in it, and traitor ?” "He is my youngest brother," replied the book is more frequently consulted than the general public would imagine. the officer. "I obeyed your order be Many of these volumes of black edged cause you are my chief, but if my broth er dies because of me I would not want warnings are bulky ones. • The aliases and changes of residence to live.” | For a moment Zapata gazed from tbe of each suspicious customer are care fully noted In the book, and it is com ¡ringing prisoner to the pale faced of puted that tbese cards save the com ficer standing rigidly at attention. “Listen to me!” be finally exclaimed, panies thousands of pounds a year. Salvage companies also issue these pointing his finger in tae prisoner's •‘Insurance warnings." Whenever a face. "Your brother has proved that he I salvage officer notes the slightest sus is u man, so I will grant his request. picious circumstance amid the ruins of This is my sentence: You will be strip a fire he duly reports it. London Tit- ped of your rank and you will work as your brother’s rnozo. You will do wo £ Bits. man's work and cook for him and serve him as a slave. Nevermore will you J Cleaning Coat Collars. When the collar of a coat looks shab carry a gun in the company of free • by and greasy, though the coat is oth men. Go!” • erwise quite fresh, take a clean rag. dip j It In spirits of turpentine and rub the collar all over with it. Money to bran—The Pacific Building- 2 • Leave It for a few minutes, then re and Loan Association has an agent T peat the process, afterward scraping it gently to remove any loose dirt. Then here. Enquire at the office of Taylor I sponge it carefully with a little alcohol Real Estate Agency. and keep wiping it with a clean cloth until it is nearly dry. Hang it up until It is quite dry. If necessary press the collar with a hot Iron, having a thin white cloth between It and the iron. After this treatment the collar will look almost new again. TAKE I ^ ! THE WHITEj AUTO STAKE ! Tillamook- 11 Cloverdale j w - FOR---------- — There never was a time in the history of the country when profitable land buys were better. Now is the op portune time. -AND------------------ Z All Way Points • Safe and Comfortable * Leave Cloverdale daily at 7:30 a. m., arriving at Tilla mook at 10 a. m.—in time for morning train to Portland. Leave Tillamook at 3 p. m , arriving at Cloverdale at 6 p. m. » J. M. TRAXLER, Prop. ‘ By tomorrow the other fellow the other fellow may have bougot just what you wanted. See us today. Leland B. Erwin 1 PIANO INSTRUCTION Diploma from the Chicago Musical College Trice your ranch right, then come in and give us the ex clusive right to sell it. Will be in C loverdale on T hurs- day of each week. Those desiring to take les- sons please engage a lesson period now. Leave word at th e Cloverdale H otel or w rite me a t Tillam ook. Taylor Real Estate Agency - Terms $J .00 Per Lesson. M East Through Clipping With a Pin. When you lose your knife or do not have n pair of scissors at hand for cut ting the paper a common pin or needle of any kind senes the purpose ad mirably, says Popular Science Monthly. If it is a single sheet from which the clipping is to be removed lay the part on another paper, hold the pin slant wise so that the point will follow around the clipping. Just as if tracing an outline. Pass back over the scratch with the point in the lead, and you will be surprised how smoothly the pin cuts the paper. Obstacles. . Cooper—Why lias the great American novel never been written? Webster— Because when an American possesses sufficient comprehension of American life and the necessary facility of ex pression to write such a novel he be comes a promoter or goes into politics. —Life. Gleam of Intelligence. Woman—1 wish to sue my husband for divorce on the grounds of Insanity. Lawyer—Will lie ion test? Woman— Oh, no! He is not so crazy as that-— | Philadelphia Bulletin, Depends on Circumstances. “Do you believe in autohypnotism?” “That depends on whether you own »tie of the Mamed things."—Baltimore American. The Todd Hotel CLOVERDALE, No Chasing. C a lifo rn ia A young man visited a jeweler’s and T illam ook A b s t r a c t in g Co asked to look at some wedding rings. T h o s . C o a tk s . P r e s id e n t . He selected a very handsome ring, anil COMPLETE SET OF ABSTRACT BOOKS tlie jeweler said: "H'm! That one is dearer than the OF Til.LAMOOK COUNTY. OREGON. others. Yes, sir; I have to charge $10 OREGON. extra for that one on account of tbo TILLAMOOK CITY, chasing.” The young man flushed. "You won’t have to chase me. mis ter," he said coldly, “1 pay cash.” Costs but little more F. R. BEALS When you go East via California yon may visit San Francisco, aH the resosts along the Road of a Thousand Wonders, REAL ESTATE Los Angeles and Sunny Southern California, It Would Help. Liberal Stopovers are permitted at various points en route. "My,dear, we can't afford to pay $90 a month rent.” "Of course we can't, my dear. I’ve thought of that. But there’s a lovely garage on the back of tbe lot which we can surely rent for $5 a month, which will help a good deal.—Detroit Free Press. Four trains a day from Portland offer ample accommodations. PR O FE SSIO N A L The Apache Trail of Arizona, CARDS , AY rite for Literature. TILLAMOOK. - - OREGON ROBERT H. McGRATH COUNSELOR AT LAW 106 Oddfellows’ Building, Tillamook, Oregon. Special Equipment for Making Income Returns and Reports. C. W. T A L M A G E , T.H. GOYNE Ask nearest S. P. agent for particulars ATTORNEY AT LAW John M. Scott, General Passenger Agent Portland. Attorney a n d Counsellor at Law Conveyancing, Etc. Opp. Court House, Tillamook. Ore. NATIONAL BLD., - TILLAMOOK, ORE. FRANK TAYLOR, J. N. PEARCY Southern Pacific Lines N o ta ry P ub lic C loverdale, Ore. E. J. MENDENHALL ATTORNEYS AT LAW 928 C h a m b e r of Commerce, PORTLAND, - - OREGON A . C. E V E R S O N Tillamook, Cre. L. S. H US BE EC K. Proprietor. TILLAMOOK. ORE. R eal GRAV E L Y Chewing Plug Dining Room run on Family *?tyle Meal s .).»C. S Money to Loan Real Estate Agency V /h en you c h e w G ravely you e r e E e l i e r S a t i s f i e d . A Little Chew Is Enouqh and It Lasts a Long While. T he Good Gravely T a-ta lasts, too. Rooms Ô0 and 75 Cents, Special Rates by tbe Week. See me for realty deals. Tillam ook U n d e rta k in g Co. v A lO e. P O U C H IS P R O O F O F IT ■ P S 3 .S rii-ily $ o tx K C *C o D u m tM k t "TOS?"*0 ' • j An advert.sement this sise in the Cloverdale Courier at only 35c the isesue. Don’t let the door hi Dites of your hlisi- ness place (jet rnslv for the want of a little adver tising. OREGON PIPE HIS EXPRESSION! H l 1 _ THINKS HE IS HAPPY WITH tHAT 816 CUD OF H IF-EiJT Y C J A E GOT IT A LL OVER. HIM. YOU CAN read MY MLLBUARD AND CHEW i--- GRAVELY ! f -— “ T ook' K IR THE PHOTFCTION SEA^-IT IS —> ^ y NOT RHAL C.RA VEI' 'VVTLf Kfn/r TH1.* SC**, ' - s ì R. N. HENKEL, Proprietor. Night and Day calls urcmpily attended. Sixth Street at Second Avenue East TILLAMOOK, - - OREGON Bell Phone 53-J Office Ground Floor P. O. Box 147 National Bid. With Rollie Watson Abstracts on Short Notice by the PACIFIC ABSTRACT CO. L. V. EBERHARD. Manager. Complete Set of Abstracts of the Records of Tillamook Countv, Oregon. TILLAMOOK, - - OREGON / }