» VOL. j 2. CLOVERDALE, TILLAMOOK COUNTY, OREGON. an autO biograptier is alw a y s n't a d is­ a d v a n ta g e in th is respect. I need to say th a t th e w rite r a t the tim e of th e happenings n a rra te d w as tw en ty -th re e y ea rs old an d considered handsom e H is n a rra tiv e reads: 1 s ta rte d to cross the A llegheny m o u n tain s on a business trip to C in­ cin n ati. th en th e principal city In the w est, an d expected to be gone several a In the Days Before There w eeks, having planned to spend a Were Railways week in C incinnati a n d a week re turn in g . W e left a t (i o'clock in the m orning from th e A n tlers' tavern. By F. A. MITCHEL th e re being eight insides an d fo u r out sides on th e coach. -:- h - h 4 T h e re w as som e sh iftin g of passen ­ I lm ve alw a y s had a funcy for look­ gers d u rin g th e day. an d a t evening the positions of those inside w as as ing back into th e p ast for item s con follow s—I give them m inutely, fo r they ee rn in g those from whom 1 have d e­ a re p e rtin e n t to an u n d e rsta n d in g of scended. T h e doings of th ese persons my n a rra tiv e : I s a t on th e fro n t seat, who lived a n d m oved an d w orked and riding b ackw ard. T h e re w as one o th ­ loved a n d q u arreled , ju s t as o th ers of e r person on the seat w ith me, a m id­ m y fam ily a re doing today, have al­ dle aged lady. She sat on m y le ft w ays been of in te re st to me. 1 have On th e m iddle seat, fa cin g me. b u t on before m e a p o rtra it of one of m y th e o th e r side of th e coach, w as an g ra n d fa th e rs p a in te d w hen lie w as the elderly g en tlem an , em inently respect age th a t I am now. a n d one would ab le looking. T h e o th e r tw o places on suppose th a t he a n d I w ere tw in b ro th ­ th e m iddle seat w ere occupied by a e rs in stead of being tw o gen eratio n s young w om an, very precise looking, a p a r t H e w as young in th e la st cen­ w hom he called Am elia, an d his tu ry . w hen the railro ad w as com ing d a u g h te r, a girl of about eighteen. On in to vogue as a m ode of trav e l and th e back sen t w ere a m an an d tw o wo­ sh o rtly before th e use of electricity men. I do not d escrib e them , for they in telegraphing. Am ong fam ily docu have no p a rt in w hat I am going to m erits, of w hich 1 h av e collected a record. g re a t num ber, th e re is one w ritten by T h e first n ig h t in a coach is very u n ­ th is g en tlem an w hich 1 prize m ore co m fo rtab le; it is only w hen one gets th a n an y of th e others. I give it ju st so m ew h at accustom ed to the jo ltin g as he w rote it except for a little ed an d lias m et w ith sufficient loss of itin g w here he re fe rre d to him self, for sleep to re n d er him h u n g ry fo r slum - A Kiss In a f Coach The Bank Is Safer Than the Stove . \ CARCELY a week goes by that the newspapers don’t print a story of some foolish housewife who thoughtlessly started a fire in the stove where 6he had stored away the savings of a lifetime. Money placed in a stove or in a teapot or under a carpet does not draw interest. It is not safe from thieves. It is not safe from fire. Money deposited in a bank draws interest. The steel vaults in our bank are impervious to lire and thieves. Bank your money with us. S 4 • NESTUCCA VALLEY BANK Cloverdale, Oregon. MARCH 1. 1917 NO. 31 T H R I F T IS THE i J j j | I j | I “SHOCK A BSO RBER” That takes the jolts a n d j a r s out of life later on and gives you t h a t worry-free, successful air which comes from the knowledge of the little ‘‘nest egg” earning you 4 per cent interest in some g®od bank like ours. To he THRIFTY and PRUDENT from 21 to hi) means a successful a n d comfortable old age. Open a Savings Account Today. TILLAMOOK COUNTY BANK j | h er t h a t he can lo se h im self sittin g dcnce an d p a rtly because I p referred to stra ig h t up an d co n tin u ally bum ped believe th a t it w as h er red lips th a t B ut I on fliis lirst n ig h t ascen d in g the had been pressed upon mine. We had all become well acq u ain ted , an d the m ountain s, hav in g been up la te sev e ra l ev en in g s p receding my d ep a rtu re, wom an beside me w as very cordial in slep t fa irly well. T h e horses w ere h er m an n er to w ard me. w hile Amelia w as r a t h e ’ reserved. As to Agnes, she obliged to proceed a t a w alk. lu th e m iddle of th e n ig h t I w as acted ns any young girl would have aw ak en e d by a p air of a rm s th ro w n acted to w ard a young m an un d er simi- aro u n d m e a n d a p a ir of lips pressed i la r circum stances. She ce rtain ly a p ­ a g a in st m ine. My fa cu ltie s not tak in g peared to be th e person ¡heat ion of In­ in th e situ a tio n a t once, it did not im ­ nocence. B u t still w a te rs ru n deep, m ediately occur to m e to d etain who and I am free to ad m it th a t i w as ln- ever k issed me, an d by th e tim e I pro : flueneed by th is miago. ceeded to do so it w as too late. T h e T he Journey w as especially in te re st­ a rm s ab o u t m e w ere unlocked and th e ing to me, because 1 had a problem to lips rem oved from m ine. solve. I reckoned th a t th e g uilty one Not only w as th e re no light in th e would b etra y herself before we a rriv e d coach, b u t th e n ig h t w as very d ark . I a t th e Queen ( il,\ of th e W est. B u t could n o t see m y h an d b efo re my eyes th e only one of th e th ree w ho could All I k n ew of th e episode w as by th e have kissed me who showed a sjieclal sense of touch. T h e re w as no do u b t In predisposition for me w as Agnes, an d my m ind th a t I bail been kissed by a she gave no sign of guilt. At all w om an, b u t th e prin cip al evidence of cuts, it seemed to me th a t 1 had this w as th a t th e lips th a t w ere p ress .in e a very fav o rab le im pression upon ed ujton m ine w ere so ft an d th e re w as tier. no beard. H ad th e m a tte r occurred On a rriv a l at P ittsb u rg h those of u s w hen m y fa cu ltie s w ere norm ally alive who w ere going fu rth e r w est took a d oubtless I sh o u ld h av e lain aw a k e th e steam boat to descomí the Ohio river. re st of th e n ig h t d e lib e ra tin g as to who Among those who w ere ab o ard w ere had favored me. As It w as. my d elib er­ the eld erly gentlem an, whose nam e by ations, a ssiste d by th e m onotonous th is tim e I Imd learned to be S h o tw e ll; b reath in g , n o t to m ention snoring, of his s is te r aiid his d au g h ter. In th e th e p assen g ers p u t m e to sleep. coach, crow ded to g eth er as we were, In th e m o rn in g we stopped a t a tav th ere w as no o p p o rtu n ity for a tete-a- ern, a n d a f te r cold w a te r th ro w n over tete betw een me and Agnes, b u t on th e m y face a n d a good b re a k fa st o f fried steam boat w as plenty. We s a t to g eth er chicken, v ario u s kinds of gam e and on th e g u ard s ouside th e lad ies’ calilo, b u ck w h eat cukes, for w hich I e x p e n d ­ and a t tim es on deck. T he Ohio w as ed a S p an ish silv er h alf d o llar, on re ­ called by th e early F ren c h se ttle rs I.a tu rn in g to th e coach my a d v e n tu re of Belle Itiv lere , and ju s tly so. At th e the n ig h t cam e back to me. ex citin g tim e of th is Journey, th e au tu m n , her not only cu rio sity , b u t o th e r em otions w a te rs w ere clear, am i the foliage on I bad scarcely se a te d m y self w hen 1 the m u ltitu d e of h ills on her hanks m ade a c a re fu l su rv ey of th o se p er­ wus of m any colors. No nlTuir of the sons som e one of whom m ight have h e a rt could have tak en place under given m e th e kiss. more p ro p itio u s circum stances. T h e re w ere th re e wom en sittin g s u f­ One evening, when the a ir w as out ficiently n e a r m e to h ave co m m itted of th e south, Agnes an d I w ent on to the act. T h e re w as th e m iddle aged the h u rric a n e deck, w hich is th e high­ Indy beside m e. w hose n am e I do not est deck o f all. No one w as th e re Imt know ; th e re w e re Am elia a n d th e young ourselves. We stood looking out on a girl, h er niece, w hom they called Agnes j m oonlit arene. T he sounds w ere th e I did not d o u b t th a t one o f th e th re e 1 w as th e p e rp e tra to r. I scru tin ized th e th ro b b in g of th e engine Ixdow am i the strik in g of th e paddle wheels a t the • fa>'e of each, but could see no tra c e of guilt. T h e lady lieside me a n d Am elia sides of th e boat upon the w ater. Now, I had not th u s fa r regarded my m et my gaze w ith o u t a quiver, but afTair w ith Agnes Shotw ell a s any m ore Agnes, who s a t o p posite me, low ered serio u s th a n those I Imd had w ith oth- her eyes. I m ade up my m ind th a t Agnes w as (C oncluded on last page.) t the c u lp rit, p a rtly from th is b it of evi-