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CLOVERDALE. TILLAMOOK COUNTY, OREGON, NOVEMBER 23. 1916
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<di. well ><ni know, d id n 't you tell
me tii.it S aturn has a ring?’'
fie bought one the next day.
L ig h t a s C h a ff
Slow Service.
Rather a Leading Question.
C aptain S parks had ju s t been placed
A colored wom an h ad been haled be
in ch a rg e of the country fire station
fore a police m a g is tra te of a southern end looked a very im p o rta n t personage
to w n ch arged w ith in h u m a n trea tm e n t as he conducted a visitor around the
of her offspring.
prem ises
This, n o tw ith s ta n d in g the
Evidence was d e a r th at she had se fact th at the engine resem bled nothing
verely beaten the child, about nine so m uch as a
y e a r s of age. sweet roast po
who w a s i n tato oven join
court to exhibit ed to a village
pump, and o th
Ids b a tte re d per
er uncanny look
son.
I n g appliances
Before impos
ing sentence his widt h were nei
honor asked th e tfcer useful not
woman w he th e r ornam ental,
T h e v I s 11 or
s h e It a d any
was d n I y tm
thing to say.
"Kin Ah ask pressed, but mu*
yo’ j e s ' o n e thing puzzVff him
question, jedge?” inquired the prisoner
"W by," said he, "you don't scorn to
T h e Judge nodded a d r a i n lively.
have cithci a telegraph or telephone in
“ Well, yo' In n a il, Ah'd like to ask s tan atio n In the village How do you
w h e th e r yo' was ever th e p a re n t of a sum m on your men when a tire breaks
puffectly wut Idess culled chile?"— out?"
C ountry G entlem an
T he captain was equal to tlie occn
sion.
The B ashful One.
"Oh t h a t ’s simple enough." be re
"I w onder," said th e 'y o u th fu l a s tro n Plied "W e sends ’tin all n postcard "
omer, who was slow to do w h a t was
expected of him. " i f - l f you would let
me associate you w ith som e s t a r —Ve FRANK TAYLOR,
mis perhaps, the s ta r of love?"
"Well (to.”
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N otary Public
thoughtfully.
"I would r a th e r you
thou g h t of mo us S atu rn ."
"in d e ed ! W hy?"
Cloverdale, Ore.
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Several of our customers are people we do not know by sight
though we hav e done husiuess by mail with them for years.
give you the same satisfaction.
Mail us Your Next Check or Checks
It saves you time, a nd T I M E IS MONEY, especially at this season
of the year. No need to come to the hunk in person.
SECURITY AND SERVICE Our Motto
Gasolene
JOY IN O N E ’S WORit.
Every person should take a
pleasure in his work. The idea
of joy in one's work has been
often ridiculed, but nevertheless
it is fast taking root in the
minds of many and proving its
value and merit.
To perform
the day’s work joyfully and joy
ously may not be possible, in
cases, without effort, but the
fact is being realized more and
more that it is very much worth
while to develop the habit.
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FIRE!
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^IIEIIE is an old saying that “any fool can make a dollar,
but it takes a wise man tq hold it.” There is one sure
way of holding the dollar, and tha t is to bank it. When
a man deposits his surplus cash he is loath to draw it out.
On the contrary, if he carries the money on his person there nl-
waya is the temptation to spend. Bank your money with us.
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NESTUCCA VALLEY BANK
Cloverdale, Oregon.
Automobile
Accessories
TILLAMOOK
Bell P hone 53-J
Office < »round Floor
Todd Hotel.
P. 0 . Box 147
W ith Kollie W atson
A St. Louis boy, w ho bus often seen Abstracts on Short Notice
th e convict labor of his state, w as vis
by the
itin g a re la tiv e iti Chicago, who one
duy took him to thq zoo. A m ong th e
c r e a tu re s th a t p artic u la rly in terested PACIFIC
ABSTRACT CO.
th e y o u n g s te r w as a zebra.
\j. V. K B K itH A K D , M anager.
‘‘Say. uncle,” exclaim ed lie. pointing
Com
plete
Set of Abstracts of th e Records
to th e q u ee r beast, “look ut th e con
of Tillamook C o unty, Oregon.
vict m ule!’’—New York Times.
T ILLA M O O K .
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OR EG O N
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W. A. WILLIAMS
A M a tte r of Stripes.
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We
believe we have given them satisfactory han kin g service and can
Hold Fast to the Dollar .
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FIRE !
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FIRE !
TROUBLES ON YOUR BRAIN
can he speedily done away with
if you will hut take the pre c au
tion to protect yourself again st
catastrophes. A few dollars will
assure you of your home, or a
fitting substitute, for a fire i n
surance policy is a resurrector
from the possible
wreck
you
may become enmeshed in any
da y
'Jake our advice. Gel out
a tire
ins ura nce policy c o m
mensurate with your holdings.
Phone Us Call on Us Write Us
NATIONAL I1UILDING, TILLAMOOK
R OLIE W.
W A T S O N The Insurance Man