j ^ # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # H AP P IN ESS. 1 Here is good advice for those seeking happiness: Do not wor­ ry, eat three square meals a day, keep digestion good, exercise, go slow and go easy. Maybe there are other things that your spe­ cial case requires to make you happy; but, my friend, these will give you a good lift.— Abra­ ham Lincoln. Fish Out of Water. W hen a living fish is tak en ou t o f th e w a te r i t kicks vigorously, erects its flqs, g asp s convulsively, an d in a sh o rt tim e, fifteen to th irty m inutes, it be­ com es m otionless. H ut th e m uscles still possess w h a t physiologists term " irrita b ility ,” w hich m ay continue for sev eral hours, in som e fish lastin g from ten to fifteen hours. In such fish as th e salm on it la sts longer th a n in cod o r haddock, o w ing to the sm aller am o u n t of contained w a te r in the m uscles o f th e fo rm er.—All Outdoors. Lest Moti on. " P a , w h ere does th e rain come from ?" "F ro m th e (len d s, my son.” "A nd w h ere do th e et you cig ars for th e crow d,” r a t i o n « o f a p a r ty o f protnl nent m en to one of the n u m b er who was brag g in g of w h at ho could do, " th a t you w o n 't a n sw e r ’y e s’ to any th ree q uestions I ask you.” “ D one." said th e bo astin g one. “W ell, w ere yon ev e r lit Jail?” “Yes.” “ W ore you ev e r electro cu ted ?" “ Yes." ’ Will yon pay fo r th e cig ars if I lose?” C u rtain . New York G lo th in ^ S t o r e TILLAM OOK, ORE. 1 _ J AS a big l i n e o f u p - t o - d a t e Clothing w h ic h rre arc c e llin g lo w e s t p r ic e s p o s s ib le . W h e n v i s i t i n g T i l l a m o o k c a ll w ill t r y to s a t i s f y in q u a l i t y and price?. in at and J . G l i c k m a n a n d M . P a r m e r , P r o p r i e t o re.