»• HELP TAKB i Quaiity Counts YOURSELF. Throw away idle hopes. Como to thine own aid, if thou carest at all for thyself, while it is in thy power.— M arcus Aurelius. I THE W H ITE! AUTO Lucky. “ Noah must have felt lucky when he landed after his long sail." “ Yes,” replied the New York import er. “ Think o f a man landing all that cargo without a customs official to say a word!” —Exchange Unappreciative. “ Carlyle was a great thinker. You can’t turn to a single page without finding some gem of thought. Here, for instance, he says that there is strength in cheerfulness." “ So there is in cheese.” —Exchange. In ever line of Merchandise, but none more especially than in STAGE HARDWARE FOR— Tiilamook- Cloverdale Our large stock is in every instance the best that can be had and our aim will be to keep the high standard up. -AND-- All Way Points Safe and Comfortable Playing His Cards. “ Father likes you. Henry." "H e ought to, Geraldine. But after we are married he's going to find out that I’m not such a poor pinochle player as I have led him to believe 1 a m.” —Birmingham Age-IIerald. Uniting Learning ant Labjr th e oreco : j AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE In its Six Schools and Forty-eight De- partments is engaged in the great work of uniting Learning anil Lab >r. Forty-eighth School Y ear Opens SEPTEMBER 18, I B I S . Leave Cloverdale daily at 7:30 a. m., arriving at Tilla mook at 10 a. in.— in time for morning train to Portland. ............... s -------------- * --------------------- *------------ e Leave Tillamook at 3 p. m , Ï riving at Cloverdale at 5 $ arri p. rn J. M. TR A XL ER , Prop c t ♦ 1>4 Under New Management Builders’ Hardware, I Tools Shelf and Heavy Hardware Stoves Ranges, Farm and Garden Tools And everything usually kept in a first-class hardware store, and all goods are of the best quality. Alex McNair & Co., The Todd Hotel — Tillamook, Ore. Degree Courses requiring a four-year L. S. HUSHBECK, Proprietor. high school preparation, are ottered in the following: AG RICU LTU RE, 16 Departments; Dining Room run on Family Style COMMERCE, 4 Departments; E N G IN E ER IN G , 6 Departments; M INES, 3 Meals 25c. Departments; FO RESTRY, 2 Depart meats; HOME ECONOMICS. 4 Depart ments; and PH ARM ACY. V o c a t i o n a l C o u r s e s requiring an Eighth Grade preparation for entrance are offered in Agriculture, Dairying, Commerce, Forestry, Home Makers, and Mechanic Arts. Pharmacy with a two Grievances. year high school entrance requirement. First Stoker (w eary;—I ’d like to fiud SCHOOL OF MUSIC.— Piano, String, the merchant ’oo invented boilers. Sec Rand and Voice Culture. ond Stoker (also weary) — Boilers be Catalogue and lieautiful illustrated blowed! I ’m lookiu’ for the blighter booklet free. 'oo found out that coal would burn.— Address T h K RKGISTRAR, London l ’uuch. 1 W-7-1S16 t o 9-7-16) C O R V A L L IS . ORHOON Wise& Massey Dentists And Owners of DR. H. M. MASSEY 01 \ A V f H A T '5 U P , I C A P T A IN . S IS K Ï . V A f il'L P A T f h t ■ ■ . is a college graduate in Dentistry, registered in Oregon, has lmd seveial years experience, and has come to Tillamook county to make it his futere home. C AL' P R O P H I1 T O * VERT MUCH * r-C » A ’! r ; Y C U I I L L I ^ J H I M A B O U T W -R T O B A C f C M O A I K S T H AT T O U | L t O-OA* A» HIS ¿ X P rN A E J — i i The Evening Telegram, daily, and the Cloverdale Courier, both papers one year for S3.50. Rooms 50 and 75 Cents, Special Rates by the Week. T M f <fcOOU O UDC*I ’ S K iN O N I BÄR VIEW TENT CITY DR. W. A. WISE is the same Dr. Wise who practiced Dentistry in Tillamook countv a few years ago, and will be pleased to again wait on those who desire his services. We have Dental Offices in Tillamook, Bay City, Bar View and Cloverdale, and are equipped to do all kinds of Dental Work as good as it can be done anywhere. WHAT WE CANNOT GUARANTEE, J WE DO NOT DO Dr. Massey guarantees all his work and can be consulted at any time. Call up by Telephone. Dr. Wise has had thirty years exper ience in plate work and guarantees what he says. Free Painless Extracting, when Bridge work is Ordered N F good turn deserves another—one good chew of W -B C l >T Chewing gives u man the tobacco satisfaction lie’s been reeking ior years. ■v A good chew of W -B C U T . nu ans a The seasoning brings out the rich tobacco flavor without grinding un«i spitting,—that’s v h a f makes it n gentleman’s chew. O chew. salt long shred, small (le t a lbc pouch at nny business-like dt jle r ’ s. G ive * -It t . l TT the quality test —and learn liie Biggest sur4 -is« o f your tobacao experience. K*de by WEYMA N-BRUTOX COTTA NY. Ü0 U * n 5 ^ ore, Few Yart f ly OUR BRIDGE WORK has been brought up to the highest state of perfection. The teeth on the bridge art interchangeable at will without removing from the mouth. PLAT E? W I T H FLEXIBI/E SUCTION.— The very best and Iateat in modern dentistry. No more falling plates. If you are having plate troubles, get Dr. Wise’s advice as to what should be done and the cost of doing it FREE. We can extract your teeth abso lutely without paiu— free where plate or bridge work is ordered. Will be at Cloverdale Hotel Every Tuesday