Cloverdale Courier
Published Every T hursday
c l o t h e s and a s w im m e r .
A W o rd A bo u t Going Overbo ard a t Sea
W h ile F u lly Dressed.
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Frank Taylor, Editor and Publisher.
F ro feaso r J. July sent to the L ondon
T im es a le tte r on e x p e rim en ts he a n d
“ E n te re d as second-class m a tte r. Nov P ro fe sso r II. H . D ixon have conducted
em b er 1 3 th, 1905 a t th e postoffice at (Jlo- on th e a d v a n ta g e s a n d d isa d v a n ta g e s
verdale, T illam ook C ounty, Oregon, u n of sw im m in g in clo th es—a su b ject
d er A ct of C ongress, M arch 3rd, 1878.
w hich m ay be o f Im portance to any
one w ho tra v e ls by sea.
S ubscription R a ’ î ' îs
T he p o p u lar notion Is th a t clothes
One Y ear, in a d v a n c e ......................... $1.0C tlrag a sw im m er dow n, bu t th e m ax i
Six M o u th s ................................................... 50
T hi ee M o n th s .............................................. 25 m um d o w n w a rd d ra g of an o rd in ary
Single C o p y ...............
05 sailo r’s clothes in sea w a te r w a s show n
to be only fo u r ounces. T his w as a f te r
all a ir h ad been expelled from th e
A dvertising R ates
D isplayed A d v e rtise m e n ts, 50 cen ts per clothes. In p ra ctice th e d ra g fo r a
inch per m o n th , single colum n. All considerable tim e w ould be less. At
' ocal R eading N otices. 5 cen ts per first th e re w ould even be a su sta in in g
line for each in sertio n .
force from th e clothes. O f course, fo r
T im b er la n d notices
$10.00 a sh o rt an d sh a rp b u rst of sw im m ing
H om estead notices
6.00 j clothes w ould obviously be a g re a t im
P olitical A n n o u n cem en t C ards
$10.00 ! pedim ent.
T he m ost im p o rta n t re s u lt of th e ex
J ob D epartment
perim ents. how ever, w as to show th a t
My J o b D e p artm en t is com plete in every
respect and I am able to do all kinds a clothed person in th e sea loses
C om m ercial J o b P rin tin g on short w a rm th v ery m uch less ra p id ly th a n
an unclothed person. T h e ex p lan a tio n
notice a t reaso n ab le prices.
is t h a t fa b rics placed a g a in s t th e skin
stop th e circ u latio n a n d p re v en t th e
T H U R S D A Y . A P R IL 27, 1910
body w a rm th fro m being c a rried off
by th e w ater. W ith a g re a t a m o u n t of
clothing It m ig h t be possible to keep
BE C H E E R F U L .
fa irly w a rm even in v ery cold w a te r
T he m oral is: K eep on y o u r clothes,
A cheerful and glad s p irit a t
a n d If you have a life b elt o r life sav
tains to perfectio n much more
Ing w a istc o a t keep on p len ty of them
re a d ily th a n does a melancholy
spirit.— St. P hilip Neri.
S m ile, of course— it costs n o th in g .
Be ju st a m an , and you’ll be all rig h t.
W h a t, th in k you, do o th e r people sav
of th is tow n? I t ’s u p to us.
C h in a, it seem s, is becom ing civilized.
W a r is picking up.
W h en your ca lle r d ilates earn estly
u p o n his h o n esty it is tim e tim e to lock
u p th e safe.
All w om en are b ea u tifu l. Some, how
ever, a re m ore so th a n o th e rs—including
y o u rs, a n d ours.
D irn th e w ar, d a rn th e em perors,
d a rn th e kin g s, d a rn th e d a rn fools
g en erally .
T he issue, how ever, ap p ears to he
p rep ared n ess or u n p re p are d n ess, light
or skeedaddle.
Y ou can alw ays tell a pinheaded m an.
P ra ise puffs him u p like a toad an d he
su b ides onlv w hen he busts.
T h e ro ad to success, m y friend, is
paved w ith h a rd knocks a n d lined w ith
th e stin g s wf a d v e rsity . G et up, go to
it. a n d h u m p y o u rselt.
M usic of the N ig h tin g a le .
and the Cloverdale Courier, both
papers one year for 83.50.
PLAYING AT DEATH.
A S to ry of the M o th e r of T u r g e n e v , th e
Russian N ovelist.
T he m o th er of Iv a n T u rg en ev , the
R ussian novelist, w as a try in g person
to live w ith , Irrita b le, cap ricio u s an d
unreasonable. On th e a n n iv e rsa ry of
Iv a n ’s b irth d a y In 1845, w e a re told in
“T w o R u ssia n R efo rm ers,’* a f te r a day
of fe stiv itie s, M me. T u rg e n ev p re te n d
ed to be dying.
“ She se n t fo r h e r co n fesso r and. pine-
Ing before h e r th e p o rtra it of h er son
Iv an , exclaim ed : ‘Adieu, Iv a n ! Adieu,
N icolas! A dieu, m y ch ild ren !’ T hen
sh e ordered h er fo rty s e rv a n ts a n d all
th e m en em ployed ab o u t th e house to
sa y goodby to her. W hen th ey had
filed o u t of th e room Mme. T urgenev
declared th a t sh e fe lt b e tte r an d asked
fo r tea. T he n e x t day th e follow ing
‘o rd e r’ ap p e are d :
“ ‘I give o rd e rs th a t tom orrow m orn
in g th e disobedient se rv a n ts, Nicolas
Jaco v lcf. Iv a n P e tro f an d E gor Ivon-
d ra ta tie f, sh all sw eep th e c o u rt in front
of my w in d o w s.’
“ T hose n am es w ere th o se of se rv a n ts
w ho had n o t a p p e a re d a t h er bedside,
possibly because th ey w ere a little
d ru n k th a t evening. ‘Good fo r n o th
ings!
D ru n k an d s!’ exclaim ed Mme.
T urgenev. ‘T hey rejo ice a t th e death
of th e ir m istress!’ ”
Tha t L a s t W o rd .
I t ’s a m ista k e to th in g th a t cold
figures lie. T h ey too often tell th e u n
p leasa n t, u n b lem ish ed tr u th , th o u g h it
m ay be m uch easier to m ake excuses
th a n it is to m ake good.
The Evening Telegram, daily,
“ I c a n ’t u n d e rsta n d w hy m en should
com plain a b o u t th e ir w ives hav in g the
la st w ord. I nev er ob jected to m ine
la v in g th e la s t w ord.”
“You don’t? ”
“ N ot a bit.
I’m a lw a y s th an k fu l
w hen sh e g e ts to It.”—B oston T ra n
s c r ip t
B ut th e n ig h tin g ale, a n o th e r of my
airy c re a tu re s, b re a th e s such sw eet
Keep I t A w a k e .
loud m usic out of h er little in stru m e n
“ My boy,” said th e successful m er
ta l th ro a t th a t it m ight m ake m a n c h a n t, “ n ev e r le t y o u r ca p ita l lie idle.
kind to th in k m iracles a re not ceased
R em em ber t h a t m oney talk s, b u t It
H e th a t a t m idnight, w hen the very d o e sn 't ta lk in its sleep.” — B oston
lab o re r sleeps securely, should hear, as P o s t
1 o ften have, th e c le a r airs, the sw eet
d esc an ts, th e n a tu ra l risin g and fa ll
Ups and Downs.
"Oh. well, everybody h as his ups and
ing. th e d o ubling a n d redoubling of
h er voice, m ight well l>e lifted above ' do w ns!”
e a it'i a n d say . I.ord. w h a t m usic hast
“T h a t's right. J u s t a t p re se n t I'm
th e n provided fo r th e s a in ts in h eav dow n p re tty low b ecau se I'm h ard up.”
en w hen thou nffordost bad men such
m usic on e a rth !—W a lto n ’s “T h e Com
H a p p in e ss is n bird w e p u rsu e our
plete A ngler.”
life long w ith o u t c a tc h in g it.—Virey.
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