T he V in e g ar Bible. A copy of the “Vinegar Bible” may be seen at Neweburch church. Isle of <*ublisb9d Every Friday by Wight. It is a name given to au edi tion of the Bible published lo 1717 at Frank Taylor. Editer and Publisher. the Clarendon Press, Oxford. A mis ‘‘Entered as second-class matter, .Nov- print in the title of the twentieth chap ember loth, 1905 at the postoffice at Clo- ter of St. Luke was made to read verdale, Tillamook County, Oregon^un -1 of the Vinegar” Instead of der Act of Congress, March 3rd, 1878. “Parable “Parable of the Vineyard." S u b s c r ip t io n U a t ' îs One Year, in advance..................... $1.00 Si* Months ......................................... 50 ThTee Months.......................................25 Special Low Prices offered on Single Copy................................... .05 CIoverda!e Courier Merry Christmas JUST IN - A New Line of Men’s Hats and Gaps. All the Displayed Advertisements, 50 cents per Ladies’ and Qent’s inch per month, single column. All local Reading Notices, 5 cents per latest Styles in Blacks, lijje for each insertion. Timber land notices $10.00 W atches Homestead notices 5.00 Political Announcement Cards $10.00 Blues, Greys and Browns. for 30 Days. A d v e r tis in g R ates My Job Department iscompletoin every respect and I am able to do all kinds Commercial Job Printing on short Buy While They are Cheap notice at reasonable prices. FRIDAY. DECEMBER 17, 1915 Also a Beautiful Line of Jewelry J ob D epar tm en t LOTS OF OTHER ARTICLES SUITABLE FOR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS of all kinds. I assure you the INCLUDING best values possible. Hair Ribbons A. H. HARRIS Umbrellas Comb and Brush JEWELER AND 0PTICI0N Shaving Sticks TILLAMOOK, — OREGON Neckties Scissors Pocket Mirrors Whiskbrooms Pntlence— I understand her husband O. A. C. Sleeve Holders speaks very quick to her at times. Pa Dress Patterns trice—Yes. but he’s trying to strike an average. It was an awful long time Napkins before he proposed to her.—Yonkers Boston Garters Statesman. Handkerchiefs Paris Garters •*I am of the great meaty class.” he said proudly. Barettcs Hose “The meaty class?” “1 es. Tlie middle class, which is the meat of the human sandwich.”— 7’able Linen Shirts Pittsburgh Press. Hats and Caps “Own up, now. Who’s the head of H O A R D IN G W E A L T H . Could I climb to the highest place in Athens 1 would lift my v o c e and proclaim: Fellow citizens, why do ye turn and scrape every stone to gather wealth and take so little care of your children, to whom one day you must relinquish it all?— Socrates. Speaks Q uicker Now. lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll FARMERS’ AND HOME-MAKERS’ WEEK and RURAL LIFE CONFERENCES Ja nua ry 3 t o 8, 1916 M id d le C la ss. Anyw ay, He W a sn ’t. your family?” “My wife used to be,” admitted Mr Enpeck, “but since my daughters are grown up we have u commission form of government.”—Exchange. D eceived. Edith—You say old Mr. Goldley de ceived Edith dreadfully about his age? Gladys—Yes. poor girl! After they were married he confessed that he was only sixty Instead of seventy-five. —Exchange. Live In fo rm atio n , P ractical H elp for th e H om e th e F arm , th e C om m u n ity . C onventions of O reg o n 's G re ate st In d u stries C onferences on O rego n's M ost V ital P roblem s L EC T U R ES—D E M O N ST R A T IO N S— E X H IB IT IO N S —E N T E R T A IN M E N T S T w o th o u san d people atte n d e d last year. It is a g reat place to m nke frien d s—w ith live th in k e rs an d live th o u g h ts, good w orkers, an d good w ork. W IN TE R SH OR T COURSE January 10 to Fe bru ary 4 , 1916 A P ractical A g ricu ltu ral C ourse in a N ut Shell. 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Large Arm Hockers VEGETABLES RELISHES 8weet Potatoes Worcester Sauce, He—Too bad I haven’t had the ad 82.50 vantage of an education as well as you, Creamed Asparagus Tips. Tomato Catsup, dear. Early June Peas, Queen Olivos, She—Believe me, you'll get the ad vantages of mine as soon as we’re mar Children’s Rockers 50c Sringless Beans, Chow Chow, rietL—Chicago News. Horse Radish Mustard. Mushrooms, to 83.00. “It was a street beggar who made Cranberries. Sweet Potatoes, Fancy Red Apples for the table, Children’s Highchairs me feel my insignificance,” said former Celery and Fresh Vegetables. United States Senator Chauncey M. Depew, “and he did It In a gracious 81.25 to $5.00 Come in and let us show you. way. I was a trifle out of sorts when Poor Outlook. A Lesson Prom a Beggar. I said to him, 'You can't bold me up.’ “ ’Not even as a good example,’ he AMMER FURNITURE CO. replied, lifting his bat.”—Youth's Com panlon. TILLAMOOK, - - OREGON I Cloverdale Mercantile Company