His Magio Bank Account.
At one time the famous author Rud-
jard Kipling always used to pay his
bills, no m utter how small they hap
pened to be, by cheek. After awhile
he discovered, to his amazement, that
his banking account showed a much
bigger balance than the counterfoils of
Ills check book warranted. In fact, al
though he was drawing checks for
small amounts utmost dally, his money
st the bank did not seem to dwindle
In the least.
For a long time he was at a loss to
account for this astonishing fact until
one day, happening to visit an office
where the principal was an enthusiastic
autogrnph collector, he saw one of his
own checks framed and hanging on
the wall.
Then It was that the mystery was
solved. It appeared that the local shop
keepers found that they could get more
for Kipling’s checks by selling them to
autogrnph hunters than they could by
cnshlng them ut the bunk, and thus it
was that, although the author kept on
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The Wounded Foes.
Flere is a beautiful hospital story re
corded by the Rev. William Sellers in
his book ‘‘With Our Fighting Men.”
An English colonel’s wife was making
the round of a military ward when she
noticed a wounded soldier toying with
a German helm et
“Well," said she, “1 suppose you kill
ed your man?”
“Well, naw,” quietly responded the j
soldier. “You see it was like this. He
lay ou the field pretty near me with j
an awful bad wound an’ bleedin’ away j
somethin’ terrible. I was losln’ a lot (
of blood, too, fra my leg, but I man- j
aged to crawl up to him an’ bound him |
up as well as I could, an’ he did the
same for me. Nawtliin’, o’ coorse, was j
said between us. I knew no German
an’ the lther man not n word o’ Eng
lish, so when he’d dun, not seeln' hoo
else tae thank him, I Just smiled an'
by way o’ token handed him my Glen-
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drawing money,"his capital remained
almost stationary.
OF
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