LOCAL AND PERSONAL ITEMS □ B D Melvin High is reported quite ill. M tb . Getchel, of Hebo, was a Clover- dale visitor Tuesday. Mrs. Beckwith and son, Oliver, of Meda, were in th e city W ednesday. I>r. W endt fits glasses. Tilla- inook, Ore.. I. O. O. F. Bid. G reat are those 25c; dinners a t the Kaniaey Hotel dining room, Tillamook, Ore. Pete Schoppert, of Dolph, was a Cloverdale visitor W ednesday and T hursday. CS O His Reason Q AND OTHER NEWS OF INTEREST County Courts Get $9,000. DELAYED The County Courts of Tillamook and Y am hill counties have been successful in securing state aid on the Sour Grass road to the am ount of $9,000. The county courts m et th e state officials Owing to delay in freight and m ade an effort to secure $20,000, but shipment we are com­ of course they hardly expected to secure pelled to postpone a th a t am ount, and realizing th a t they part of our display of Holi­ would not get more th a n what they day Gift Goods. We hope asked for, aim ed high, aud should be to have the balance of these com plim ented on securing the $9000. goods in a few days and This will help th e county courts of have them on display by Tillamook and Y am hill to com plete the Nov. 25th. the road next year. It will cav you to defer your Holi­ Plasker Bros, for all kinds of olumb- Stages Consolidate. ing, bath room outfits and fixtures. Til­ To better facilitate business the two lamook, Ore. auto stages running between Cloverdale Mesdames Ed and E lbert W orthing­ and Tillam ook have consolidated and in ton retu rn ed W ednesday from a few the future the W hite stage will carry passengers only and th e mail stage will days visit a t Tillamook. handle th e m ail and local freight. The W hen in Tillamook and you want a through sacks of m ail will be handled good meal a t a m ost reasonable price by the W hite stage and dropped off at call a t M. Oleson’s in the Ramsey Hotel the i>o8toffices, thus giving th e post­ dining room. m asters an opportunity to sort the mail Jam es Morgan, wife and small son, of and have the sacks ready for th e mail n o rth ern California, were guests the stage upon its arrival. U nder this a r­ first of the week of Mr. and Mrs. Geo. rangem ent both stages will arrive at. th eir destinations earlier, by m aking W orthington. Mr. Gustaffson is in Cloverdale this the tim e on the road shorter. Having no freight to bother w ith the W hite week from the Sour Grass road. He stage can leave Tillamook im m ediately says there is a half m ile of grading to be upon the arrival of the train . done yet. This new service we believe will be If you have not attended any of the appreciated by patrons of both stages. popular Sunday »evening services you The aim is to give to the people the don’t know w hat your missing. You best service possible. are welcome. Owing to the fact (w hich is recognized by everyone who knows th e up-keep There will bo a Turkey Shoot at eost of autom obiles) th a t in the w inter Cloverdale Tuesday, November 2fl. Wo the coat is m uch greater th an in sum­ will have a turkey for you, come and mer, the price charged for carrying pas­ get it.—V. F. Learned. sengers will be slightly increased on Estrayed—From th e home of Albert and after the 1st of December. Darby, near Tillamook,, a.yellow Russian Later on cards will be printed and bear hound with white breast. Reason­ posted announcing the fares between able rew ard. R eturn to this office. the different stations along the line. The popular Sunday evening services A Practice All Should Stop at the church are a ttrac tin g the people. ‘‘You don’t realize w hat a nervous Good music by the orchestra. Good strain you are pu ttin g on the man in singing. Short talk. You will find a the c a b ,” said a Southern Pacific en ­ welcome. gineer to an A shland autom obile driver, R oy Estabrook and Alec Im lah re ­ "w hen vou dash up toward th e crossing turned to Cloverdale last evening from just ahead of his tra in . There he is in a hunting trip a t N etarts. They leave his cab and he ki\ows th a t be c a n 't stop again tomorrow m orning in quest ot the his engine. T here you are in your au­ festive duck. tomobile speeding tow ard the crossing Jeff Fleck and A ttorney Via with just ahead. You probably know th at th eir families left last S aturday in their you are going to stop just nt the edge of autos for the valley. They were pretty the track and look up and laugh a t him. late In attem pting to get over the He doesn’t. He doesn’t know th a t you m ountains but we hear they m ade the even see th e train . He doesn’t know grade all right. but what you are going to try to dash across fhe track shead of him . I t’s a S. C. Woods, John llolgate, Edgar joke maybe to yon. To him it’s a few G ilbert, Bud W allace A. F. S m ith, and seconds of t he most intense agony. Why Forest Ayers, of Beaver, Ed Anderson, | do you do it? W hen you see a train of Hemlock, Frail Schcrzinger, of Ore- i coming anil know th a t you c a u 't m ake town, and Jens Jensen, of Neskowin, the crossing and don’t even intend to visited Masonic lodge here last evening, j try to m ake it, why don’t you slow The high school students and t h e ! down and give the engineer th e assur­ teachers of the prim ary and gram m ar ance th a t his train is about to hurl you rooms were entertained a t th e home of into ete rn ity ? ” Mr. and Mrs. Bulgood last evening. “ I never thought of it in th a t lig h t,” The unique contests and games pro­ said the auto m an. “ I guess we do vided for th eir am usem ent were heartily those things in a spirit of deviltry. I enjoyed as were the delicious light re­ can tell von one thing, though, I ’m freshm ents. The young people d e­ never going to harrow up another e n ­ parted for their homes a t a late hour, gineer's nerves.” all having agreed that th e ir host and hostess had given them and evening's . “ I wish th e y ’d all q u it it,” said the entertain m en t th a t would long be railroad m an. “ It happens a dozen tim es a day. pleasautly rem em bered. G day rhopping until you have seen thesq Gift Goods. Wm. A. HIGH Druggist and Stationer CLOVERDALE, PECULIAR - OREGON OCCUPATIONS. W 1 W E asked a friend of ours why he in­ variably insisted upon buying Br a n d e g e o , K i n c a i d & Co. Clothes. He said he wanted to be absolutely sure ot satisfaction. If his reason sounds good to you, come and see our new Fall Styles. Those of the Bacteriologist, A nthro­ pologist and Plant Doctor. W hat m au leads the m ost peculiar modern life? T he question is not an easy one to an sw er offhand, but it is doubtful If any one spends his days in a more stran g e m anner th an the bac­ teriologist Day a fte r day, week a fte r week, year a fte r year he w orks in the laboratory, into which only the privi­ leged m ay enter, studying the microbes of disease. H e m ay not open th e win­ dow lest he infect the whole neigh­ borhood w ith typhoid or diphtheria, or any other diseases w ith which he is a t close quarters all day. H e encourages bacteria to m ultiply, and then through a microscope, or som etim es w ith tlio naked eye, he w atches how they spend their time, in order th a t he m ay com­ bat their deadly Influence. W hile the bacteriologist looks for­ ward, the anthropologist looks back­ ward. H e Is the m an who dashes off Tillam ook, Ore. to any place w hen he hears a deep excavation Is be.ing made, and hopes alw ays th a t he will find a skeleton, and especially a skull, for he Is never so FRANK TAYLOR, happy as when he unearths human relics going back centuries. Notary Public The plant doctor is nkin to the bac­ teriologist, for, like the latter, he spends much of his tim e In the laboratory, not Cloverdale, Ore. studying the enemies of the hum an world, but the enemies of the plant world, and he is very proud when, Special School Meeting. a fte r diagnosing and treatin g the v ari­ Notice is hereby given to th e legal ous ailm ents of flowers, he runs across, voters of School D istrict N q . 22, of Til­ say, th e enemy of a rose, and finds lamook County, State of Oregon, th a t a how it may be kept from doing barm . special school m eeting of said d istric t —London Tit-Bits. will be held a t the school house on the 4tb day of Decern tier, 1915, a t 1 o’clock in the afternoon, to vote on the proposi­ Spurgeon was Noncommittal. The Rev. W. Williams, in his “ P e r­ tion of voting a sj>ecial d istrict tax. sonal Rem iniscences of C. H. Spur­ The purpose for which the money to geon,” tells an anecdote concerning be raised by th is le w shall be expended, the great preacher as a smoker. Some are shown by the following item ized gentlem an w rote to Mr. Spurgeon, say­ budget which is hereby m ade a p art of ing: "H e had heard he smoked and \ could not believe it was true. Would this notice : Mr. Spurgeon w rite and tell If It really Teachers’ salaries.......................... $1980.00 F u rn itu re ........................................ 25.00 wns so?” The reply w as sent ns fol­ Apparatus, such as m aps, chalk, lows: “ D ear ---- . I cultivate my flow­ erasers, stoves or c u rta in s . . . . 115.00 ers and bum my weeds. Yours truly, Library books............................... 40.00 C. H. Spurgeon.” Repairs of schoolhouses, o u t­ buildings or fences................. 100.00 J a n ito r............................................. 90.00 Making It Clear, 20.00 “Now, my good man. before we sta rt Ja n ito r’s su p p lies......................... Fuel.................................................. 60.00 out In your m achine let us understand Clerk’s sa la ry ............................... 20.00 each other i>erfectly.” Dated this 19th day of Nov. 1915. “ Well, w hat is It?” “I am not desirous of seeing how A ttest: Fred Briodv, fast yon can drive this car: It Is the D istrict Clerk. W. M. Owen, scenery 1 wish to see ” C hairm an Board of Directors. A. A. Pennington