CLOVERDALE COURIER. CLOVERDALE, TILLAMOOK QOUNTY, OREGON, OCTOBER 29. 1915 VOL. 11. A Biter Bit By F. A. MITCHEL [ I t la obvious from tbla sto ry th a t th e sto ry teller w a s a y oung m an b en t on an ad v en tu re.J One m o rning tire postm an le ft m e a le tte r w ltb tb e Him nam e of O uteault. H a rd y & D unn, atto rn ey s-at-law . stami>ed on tb e left h an d co rn er of th e envelope. 1 opened it a n d road tb e follow ing, sig n ed by th e law y ers: T o u r p ro p o s itio n t o u n ite th e p r o p e r tie s so lo n g in le g a l d is p u te b y m a r r y in g M iss A u c h tn c lo 8 s h a s b e e n r e f e r r e d to h e r w ith o u r a s s u r a n c e s t h a t th e ta n g l e b e tw e e n th e tw o c a n n e v e r b e u n r a v e le d e x c e p t by s u c h a u n io n P r e s e n t c ir c u m s ta n c e s If c o n tin u e d w ill in tim e e a t u p a p r o p e r ty w h ic h re m o v e d fr o m litig a tio n w o u ld p ro ­ d u c e a n In c o m e o f $5,000 c le a r o f a ll e x ­ p e n se s. M iss A u c h in c lo s s . n e v e r h a v in g se e n y o u . d e s ir e s u s to se n d h e r y o u r p h o ­ to g r a p h . It w as ev id en t to m e th a t th e letter d o u b tless in ten d ed for a n o th e r An­ th o n y P ag e had com e to me. 1 in­ closed my p h o to g rap h in a , n ote s ta t­ ing iu su b sta n c e th e note I had re­ ceived from tb e q tto rjie y s a n d adding th a t I did no t c a re to uct fu rth e r th ro u g h them , but w ould be pleased to form h er a c q u a in ta n c e d irect. 1 chose th is course, th in k in g th a t the real A nthony P ag e m ight be know n p ersonally to M essrs. O uteault, Harc’y & D unn an d m y photograph If sent to th em w ould g ive m e aw ay. In d u e tim e I received a note signed B erth a A uchincloss acknow ledging th e receip t of my p h o to g rap h an d in­ closing one of h er ow n. It represented N e stu c c a a young girl of eighteen or nineteen. ! p re tty as a peach a n d in w hose eyo lurked an in ex h au stib le fund of mls- chief. T his w ill be a case of diam ond | cut diam ond. I said to m yself, a n d I see a lot o f fu n ahead. T h e le tte r w as very short, s ta tin g th a t the w rite r ag reed w ith m e in d ire c t actio n in stead of th e “ tjorrid law yers" and Inviting m e to call. W ithout p ro p er co n sideration a s to th e risk I ra n of being horsew hipped by som e of th e young lady’s re la tiv e s I w e n t to see her. S he cam e Into th e room sm ilingly a n d ex ten d ed h er hand, w hich I g ra sp e d and pressed. W e be­ gan our ac q u a in ta n c e w ith o u t the slig h te st re fere n ce to th e su b je c t of th e union of p ro p erty an d . so fa r as th a t first m eeting w as concerned, m ade no progress In com ing to an u n d er­ sta n d in g w ith re g ard to a union of properties. T h is w as g ra tify in g to me. for th e m om ent we should e n te r into d e ta ils I w ould betray m yself. On leaving I asked perm ission to call ag ain , w hich w as graciously accorded. H a v in g m ade no reply to th e note of th e law yers, 1 did not h e a r from them again. So delighted w as I w ith my success th a t on m y second v isit to M iss Au chincloss I v en tu re d to m ention the o b ject of my calls. She d ropped her eyes to th e floor and said th a t be­ fore th e m a tte r could be considered sh e m ust ta k e tim e to have Inquiries m ade concerning me. She could not even co n tem p late such a ste p w ith o u t know ing m ore about me. 1 w inced at this, for it seem ed im possible for her to m ake such in q u iries w ith o u t dis covering th a t 1 w as au im postor N evertheless I brazened it out and offered to give her references. To this sh e replied th a t she alre ad y had the n am es of som e persons who could give her the req u ired Inform ation. O. course she m ean t frie n d s of th e real V a lle y B ank CU O V BBD A U E, OREGON Pay bills by check and Avoid all Li= ability of Dispute. Open an account with this Bank and keep your money in your own locality. NE3TUCCA VALLEY BANK E. L. McCABE, Cashier. $ n £ tii w » NO. 16 Several of our customers are people we do not know by sight though we have done business by mail with them for years. We believe wc have given them satisfactory banking service and can give you the same satisfaction. Mail us Your next Check or Checks It saves jou time, and TIME IS MONEY, especially at this season of the year. No need to come to the bank in person. SECURITY AND SERVICE our Motto G o t 1 U * W ° b ANK I L L A M P O K ,‘O P E Anthony P ag e an d 1 hoped he had a belter c h a ra c te r th a n I. though I did not ex p ress th e hope to her. N o tw ith stan d in g th e perils by which I w as surro u n d ed my hark sailed on over an u n tro u b led sen. At tim es 1 w ondered bow I could eecaite th e dan gers th a t beset me. but th e tru th is 1 w as falling heels o v er head in love w ith B ertha A uchincloss an d w as in fa t­ u ated no t ouly w ith her, but th e p a rt 1 w as playing. My calls grew m ore and m ore freq u en t, h u t Instead of tak in g up the m a tte r on account o f w hich w e bad come to g eth er she not only re fra in ed from m entioning it. hut disco u rag ed my doing bo . T his, ta k e n w ith th e fact th a t uothin g ad v e rse had com e from her injuries, g av e me q u ite a c le a r coast P lu n g in g headlong Into love ns I was, tbe tim e s o o n cam e w heu 1 m ad e a declaratio n w ithout co n fessing my identity I told her th a t I loved h er and w ere th e p roperty on acco u n t of which we had com e to g eth er s e n t to the bottom of th e ocean still w ould I love her. still w ould I m arry h er if she would e o n s e u t S he did not d ro p her heud on my sh o u ld er Hnd w hisper "Y es." She b u rst Into a laugh. “T h e n e x t tim e,” sh e said, “you play a gam e like th a t, keep y o u r w its ab out you. My a u n t, fo r w hom I am nam ed. Is th e lady you h av e supposed you w ere visiting. Since you first cam e to see me sh e h as m arried tb e o th e r A n th o u \ Page. She is fo rty y e a rs old. a n d he Is fifty. I took an in te re st In th a t ease an d re m a rk ed th e h an d w ritin g o f th e letter he w ro te my a u n t and w hich w as se n t h e r by th e law y ers. B elieving thni th e ir reply to him m ust h ave fallen Into th e h an d s o f a scam p— fo r th e w ritin g w as not his— I sen t for your photograph, th in k in g to h av e a little fun. B eing pleased w ith It a n d rcaliz ing th a t it ta k e s tw o to c a rry o u t a lark, I Invited you to call. A ccept my th a n k s fo r h av in g afforded m e th e m ost am u sin g episode o f m y life.” I w as m adly in love w ith n g irl who had been fooling me. N everth eless. 1 began all o v er a g a in and in tim e ra j tu red her. She say s th a t In m a rry in g me she did b e tte r th a n her a u n t w ith the o th e r A nthony Page, since th eir property Involved only n h u n d red thou sand dollars, w hile m ine Is h a lf n mil lion. Head “The Tinder Box.” It will in­ terest you. READ READ THE TINDER BOX By MARIA THOMPSON DAVIESS Author of “The Melting of Molly“ C opyright, 1913. by th e C e n tu ry C o m p an y The First In­ stali ment in # V The Cloverdale Courier NEXT WEEK