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About Cloverdale courier. (Cloverdale, Tillamook County, Or.) 190?-19?? | View Entire Issue (Oct. 8, 1915)
Cloverdale Courier Published Every Friday by Prcafe Vkftor., Editor end Publisher. “ Entered as second-class matter, Nov ember 13th, 1905 at the post office at Clo- verdale, Tillamook County, Oregon, un der Act of Congress, March 3rd. 1878. S ubscription R at vs One Year, iq advance..................... $1.00 S i* M onths.......................................... 50 Three M onths...................................... 25 Single C opy..........................................05 A d vb rtisin g E ats » Displayed Advertisements, 50 cents per ! inch per month, single column. All lo c a l Reading Notices, 5 cents per line for each insertion. Tim ber land notices $10.00 Homestead notices 5.00 Political Announcement Cards $10.00 c o o d a d v ic e : M y advice is that you endeavor to be honestly rich or contentedly poor. In the next place, look to your health, and if you have it praise God and value it next to a good conscience. As for money, neglect it not, but note that there is no necessity of being rich, for there be as many miseries beyond riches as on this side of them, and if you have competence enjoy it with a meek, thankful heart— Iv»»k Walton. The History of the W orld From the Dawn of Creation until The Great W ar Is depicted in art, science and industry and presented in wonderful color* PANAMA-PACIFIC EXPOSITION San Francisco Thi s wonderful Exposition closes Dec. 4th Don't Miss It Different. J ob D epartm ent “ Your w ife came from a fine old My Job Department is complete in every family, didn’t she?’’ “ No. She brought respect and I am able to do all kinds them with her.” —Judge. Commercial Job Printing on short notice at reasonable prices. When It Is. “ Pa, is marriage a fuilure?” “ Usually, my boy, if a man marries F R ID A Y , OCTOBER 8, 1915 for money.” —Detroit Free Press. Anyway, when a man accuses his wife Her Quick Wit. H e—Do you object to my lighting of having married him for his money he this cigar? She—No. But must you pays a tribute to her good sense. go so soon?—Puck. Eighty-two railroads in the United On Installments. States are running under the manage “ Is this piano yours?” ment of receivers. And what is more, “ Oh, about an octave o f i t ” —Boston they are making money, which indi Transcript. cates that the directors made a mistake The Remedy. in not selecting these same men for their “ That man has an icy manner.” managers before. “ Then give him a few melting glances.” —Baltimore American. W illiam Jennings Bryan gives un George I. of England. stinted praise to President Wilson be The king o f England who could not fore a Nashville audience for the able speak the language o f his kingdom manner in which he has handled 'the was George I. international affairs. W . J. B. should Calculating. remember that the president’ stiff back He—My income is $5,000. She—How bone has been kept in place by a capable much more than that will it be safe secietary of state. for us to spend?—Life. I Le st you al ways look back to 1915 with regret Scenic Shasta Route T hr oug h the wonderful V a l l e y s of the W i l lamette, the Sacramento, the U m p q ua and the Rogue offers exceptional diversion. Low Round Trip Fares For particulars with copy of bookl et “ Wa y si de Notes. Shasta Rout e ” or “ California and Its T w o W o r l d E xpos iti ons ” on application to nearest agent. Southern Pacific ^ % John ■ . Scott, General Passenger Agent, Portland. JOE CANNON, C0ME-BACKER. Starting Trouble. List Your Property With Uncle Joe Can .jn is not dead yet, says an exchange. He is very much alive— so much so in fact that he spoke at a county fair the other day, and a man of his age who can get up before and entertain a county fair audience, in opposition to the attractions in the cattle sheds and sheep department, must be possessed of magnetism suf ficient to operate a wireless station. On the occasion of that speech, Uncle Joe intimated that he was still in the running and was willing to run for ¡con- gress-at-large next year. Or he would run again in his own district, or step aride for some other republican. This vigorous old campaigner, who stands sponsor for Pittsburg stogies and stand-patism, is really a remarkable character. He entered congress in 1873, and served every term since, except that beginning in 1891 and that beginning in 1913, making a total of twenty terms. There is probably no equal record in the country. “ M y husband says he has an idea” — “ Your husband always is boasting." —Houston Post Taylor Real Estate Agency Bag and Sack. and let us hunt the b u yer without expense to you until a bu yer is found, and then onl y a reasonable commission. THE SLAB CREEK SAGE SATS “ So Bob didn’t bag the heiress?” “ No. She gave him the sack.’’—Bal timore American. An Exception. Jinks—Most things that are bought go to the buyer. Jenks—Yes, all ex cept coal; that goes to the cellar. Victoria Falls. The African name for the Victoria fulls is “ Most on tunja,” which means “ smoke thunders here." A Heavy Watch. A watch carried by the Emperor Charles V. in 1530 weighed twenty- seven pounds. Quite Natural. “ Did your w ife die a natural death?” “ Oh, yes. She was talking when the end came.” —Cleveland Leader. The Blood. The amount o f blood in tne human body is one-thirteenth o f the body w eigh t Argentina. Borrowed umbrellas cast the shadow Argentina has over 3,000 miles of of suspicion. seaboard and a network of interior Blessed is the peacemaker if he keeps waterways. at a safe distance. Gold and Silver. One cubic foot o f gold weighs 1,120 I t ’s almost as bad to say mean things 1 pounds—almost twice as much as the as it is to do them. same quality o f silver. The less brains a man has the easier Freezing Water. it is for him to lose his bead. The sea freezes at 29 degrees F „ One kind of a hypocrite is a man who j and fresh water lakes freeze at 32 de pretends to be busy when he isn’ t. grees F. A mere change of one vowel trans Audacity. forms vocation into vacation. With audacity one can undertake Do we deserve the good opinion of anything, but one cannot accomplish everything.—Napoleon. those who do think well of us? If you Want to buy a ranch see us. , Bel,?w 7 11 b° ---- £---------------------------£------------------------------ found a few oi our many ranch bargains. Call and see what we have to of fer in mone y-ma ki ng Nestucca Va ll e y ranches. 80 acres near Med a for $35 an acre. Big ranch and stook, with good building* at a bargain, now m il ki ng 30 cows and feed for 50. This is a $20,000 ranch but will he sold for less. Tell me how much you can pay down and we will g ive you time on the balance. W e have one applicant who wishes to rent or will buy a good lease. 73 acre bottom land ranch, cleared and fenced, with good and barn, all stocked. H a l f cash, balance to suit at 6 per cent. $0,560 required to handle this. T h e best small buy in the county. 80 acres, 35 acreB cleared, on main county toad. $1500 down buys this and the balance at 6 per ct. Smal l house and fair b a r *. Some stock goes with this ranch. 160 acres, 30 acres meadow land small house and good small orchard, 1$ miles to school, 5 acres good onion land, but o nl y 4 of this is cleared, 5 cows go with ranch. Ask for particulars. $5,000; half cash; balance 5 yearsat 6 per cent. $5000 buys a well cleared and fenced ranch close in. $500 down, long time for balance. W e have some choice buys not listed here. YVe want the exelusive r ight to sell your ranch and if you give us this we’ ll rustle for a buyer, but we cannot af ford to advertise for outside buyers unlese we have the e x clusive sale of the property. TAYLOR REAL ESTATE AGENCY Cloverdale, Oregon. I