a a . Jo rrn c p ^ w ^ c CSoverdaie Courier Published Every Friday by Frank Taylor, Editor and Publisher. “ Entered as second-class matter, Nov ember 13th, 1905 at the post office atClo- verdale, Tillamook County, Oregon, un der Act o f Congress, March 3rd. 1878. S ubscription R at vs One Year, in advance............ .. .$1.0C Six M ouths.................... 50 Three M onths...................................... 25 Single C op y......................................... 05 A d v e r t is in g R atfs Displayed Advertisements, 50 cents per inch per month, single column. All r ocal Reading Notices. 5 cents per line for each insertion. Timber land notices $10.00 Homestead notices 5.00 Political Announcement Cards $10.00 J ob D epartm ent My Job Department is complete in every respect and I am able to do all kinds Commercial Job Printing on short notice at reasonable prices. FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 3, 1915 Eastern newspapers are complaining because they have had no summer weather. We would suggest that they advise their readers to come west. TO END THE WAR. TWELVE INCH SHELLS. These Big Projectiles Carry a Thirty Pound Explosive Charge. High power projectiles are construct ed with cavities in their centers which contain the explosive charge, the ex plosive curried varying with the size of the projectile. A twelve Inch shell, weighing 870 pounds, carries about thirty pounds o f explosive. The cavity o f such a projectile is about seven inches in diameter at the base, and gradually tapers In size toward the point A fter the charge is placed in the projectile a plug is screwed into the base, thus sealing up the explosive, and u fuse is inserted in the center o f the plug extending into the explo sive within (he cavity. The fuse, without which the explo sive is harmless, depends upon the high, rotary motion o f the shell to be come active. This rotary motion is imparted by the rifling of the gun. In the smooth surface o f the tube are cut the rifling grooves o f a width o f about one-eighth inch. Round the shell, near its base, in a groove cut for the purpose, is com pressed what is known ns the rotat ing band. This band projects above the surface of the shell and corre sponds with the rifling grooves, so that upon Its discharge it is forced into the rifling, where it acts as a seal to prevent the escape o f the gas formed by the exploding powder and gives the shell the required rotary motion, which keeps it on Its true course with its point always in a di rect line ahead.—London Tit-Bits. A Swiss newspaper some time ago of fered a prize for the l>est essay on “ How to End the W ar.” Numerous papers were sent in, and some of them were from military experts of one kind or an Flasker Bros, for all kinds of nluinb- other. But the prize was won bv a fel ing, bath room outfits and fixtures. T il low who knows nothing about war and lamook. Ore. w ho makes no claim of being a writer. Bell Phone 53-J Also tin* paper that won the prize was Office Ground Floor Todd Hotel, P. O. Box 147 the shortest one submitted. With Uollie Watson The best way to end the war accoid- iug to the prize winner, would be to put Emperor W illiam and all menders of the royal family, together with the members of the Prussian diet and the directors of the Krupp gun works in one trench, and in another trench facing it L. V. E B E R H A R D , Manager. place the king of England and the czar Complete Set of Abstracts of the Records of Tillamook Countv, Oregon. of Russia and members of the French - - OREGON senate. He claims the war would then T IL L A M O O K , end without another shot being tired. And there isn’ t any doubt about it. These men would send out a flag of truce and get together in a comptomise of some kind before the tiring began. They would find eome way to end the struggle “ with honor.” It would be effective as would the prevention of railroad collisions, as suggested by the Irish section hand. It will be recalled that the gentleman from Eiin once stated that the way to prevent collisions j would he to place the president of the road on the cowcatcher. Abstracts on Short Notice by the PACIFIC ABSTRACT CO. V V O M E N_ Love Th is M agazin e THE SLAB CHEEK SAGE SATS A grass widow says .that the only wav to reform a husband that really needs reforming is to swap him for a yellow dog— then poison the dog. A man with a grouch is his own pun- ishnient. Ttie hopeless man is the to live on hope alone. one who tries M cCALL’ S If the Fashion Guide snd House keeping Helper of more women thin sr.y other magazine in the world. All the late t strict every month; also delightful stories t' at enter tain, and special departments in cook ing. home dressmaking, fancy work, etc., that lightei housework and save money. 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You can visit the Panama-Pacific Exposition—San Francisco and Pan-California Exposition—San Diego You are allowed 10 days stopover at San Francisco, 10 days stopover at Los Angeles and 10 days stopover at El Paso without charge. You will see grand mountains, fertile val leys, thriving cities anti strange people. 4 Trains a Day In each direction peovide comfortable ac commodations and connect with through trains at San Francisco for Eastern and Southern points. Let our nearest agent outline your trip. Our folders “ Wayside Notes” and “ Cali fornia Expositions” will be of interert. They are free. SOUTHERN PACIFIC John m. Scott, General Passenger Agent, Portland. List Your Property With Taylor Real Estate Agency and let us hunt the buyer without expense to you until a buyer is found, and then only a reasonable commission. If ----=------------------------ ycu Want to buy ---------------------------- a ranch see us. found , Hel™ a few "in ot be our many ranch bargains. Call and see what we have to of fer in money-making Neetucca Valley ranches, acres nee»- Meda for 135 an acre. Big ranch and stoek, with good buildings at a bargain, now milking 30 cows and feed for 50. This is a #20,000 ranch hut will be sold for less. Tell me how much you can pay down and we will give you time on the balance. We have one applicant who wishes to rent or will buy a good lease. 73 acre bottom land ranch, cleared and fented, with good and barn, all stocked. Half cash, balance to suit at (5 per cent. #<>,500 required to handle this. The best small buy in the county. MO acres, 35 acres cleared, on main county road. I15U0 down buys this and the balance at f> per ct. Small bouse und fair bara. Some stock goes with this ranch. 180 acres, 30 acres meadow land small house and good small orchard, 1 j miles to school, 5 acres good onion land, but only 4 of this is cleared, 5 cows go with ranch. Ask for particulars. 15,000; half cash; balance 5 yearsat 6 per cent. 15000 buys a well cleared and fenced ranch close in. #500 down, long time for balance. We have some choice buys not listed here. We want the exclusive right to sell your ranch and if you give us this we’ll rustle for a buyer, hut we cannot af ford to advertise for outside buyers unless we have the ex clusive sale of the property. TAYLOR REAL ESTATE AGENCY Cloverdale, Oregon. \ I