Cloverdale courier. (Cloverdale, Tillamook County, Or.) 190?-19??, August 28, 1914, Image 6

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Pretty Bad.
T h e burlier w as very bu sy and the
shop w a s full o f men w a itin g fo r him
to p ra ctice his tousorlal art upon their
heads and faces.
One man, Mr. Blank, b eca m e tired o f
w a itin g fo r Ids turn to c o m e and
started to leave. A lthough his beard
had co m e out pretty heavy. I 10 th ou gh t
no one cou ld n otice It and th at h e cou ld
com e hack the next m orn in g when
H ughes, the barber, w as not s o busy.
T h e barber, not w ish in g a cu stom er to
go a w ay unattended to, a ccosted him
by saying. “ Y ou ’ re not lea v in ’ us. is
you, Mr llla n k 7”
"W h y , I d on ’ t need a sh ave, d o I,
H u g h es?"
H ugh es thereupon looked his cu s ­
tom er ov er critical I.v and a n sw ered him
assu red ly: ".No, vouse d o n ’ t need a
■have; all you se need Is a hair cu t ou
de fac®.” —N ational M onthly.
A Question of Brains.
At a clu b tTei|iiented l<> d octors the
ills.’Msslon cam e up r itfiitly wliether
a person . ouitl .¡ve without a liralu.
During the discou rse one o f the doe-
tors said:
“ W hen 1 was p racticin g
m edicine In Indiana a rem arkable case
cam e under my supervision
A man
w hile out hunting had leaned upon his
shotgun and the w eapon had gon e off
accidentally, m aking a large wound In
his head just a bove the ear. The brain
was laid bare and in bringing the pa
tlout to the hospital a handful o f the
gray m atter leaked out
He w as tre­
panned and dually recovered. Ills men
tal faculties apparently as good 11 s
ever ’’
"Y o u r story Is Interesting." inter
rupted an auditor, "b u t It sounds to
me som ew hat Inconsistent
"W h y soV questioned the narrator
"B eca u se." ansv'ered the other d o c­
tor. "If he had ever had a Handful o f
brains he w ouldn’ t In n e leaned on the
g u n “ - Nati.-n.il M onthly.
"G oing to E ngland.'•
T h e Isle o f W ight Inhabitants are
not alon e In speaking o f "g o in g tu
K ngland" when they leave th eir ow n
Great Crest of the Sierra.
fragm en t o f the k ugdom
A patriotic
Mount W hitney, the highest point In
C ornish nut a also "goes to K ngland”
w hen tie crosses the I'aninr. Sim ilarly the L u lled S t a t e s . Is not a n Isolated
Inhabitants o f the Balkan peninsula mountain peak, like Moutii Shasta or
talk o f "g o in g to Kurope'* w hen they Mount Builder, but Is ;!;«• loftiest |>oint
In lb*, great C aliforn ia crest or etior
leave their ow n eorn er o f the contl
moils saw tooth ridge o f t l R ' Sierra Ne­
nent In cu rious con trast w ith the peo
pit* o f our ow n Island
W e regard ou r­ v a d a . Ineluding many em inences a l­
Mount W hitney is 1
selves as Istih o f and In ’ ’ K u rope." and m o s t as high
accordingly It Is only “ th e con tin en t" .VM feet a bove sen level. A m ong those
that w e visit. T h e record In th e sp len ­ o f slightly lesser height hi ‘ c Mount
did Isolation line Is p rob ab ly held by Bussell, less than a m ile dlstunt. 14.11*0
that m inister o f the C u m h racs. In the feet: Mount W illiam son, 14.3S4 feet:
C lyde, w h o prayed for 11 b lessin g upon Mount Mult l-t.'-tio fe e t; Mount Lang­
"th e Inhabitants o f G r « .t and Little ley. 14.042 Tcet; M ouut Barnard. 14.
C u m brae and the a d ja cen t Islam .* ot i*u3 feet, nisi Mount T yndull. I4.U25
G reat Britain and Ireland.” London feet T h e most distant o f these Is less
than six m ilt« aw ay
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This is the Mission of the
T o b a c co In France.
Twenty great factories w ork up the
whole o f the to b a cco m anufactured In
France, and the right to retail Is Jeal­
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Perm its
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and navy or o f other em ployees o f the-
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By ¡1 strange freak o f nature the low
est point o f dry land In the I’ nRed
S t a t e s Is l e ss than eighty miles from
til«- Highest
Th e low est point Is ’ D
Dentil valley anil Is 2T*i feet below sell
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It is s,ibl unit from this point
Mm m Whitimy ean lie easily si-eu ou
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