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About Cloverdale courier. (Cloverdale, Tillamook County, Or.) 190?-19?? | View Entire Issue (Aug. 28, 1914)
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T h e burlier w as very bu sy and the shop w a s full o f men w a itin g fo r him to p ra ctice his tousorlal art upon their heads and faces. One man, Mr. Blank, b eca m e tired o f w a itin g fo r Ids turn to c o m e and started to leave. A lthough his beard had co m e out pretty heavy. I 10 th ou gh t no one cou ld n otice It and th at h e cou ld com e hack the next m orn in g when H ughes, the barber, w as not s o busy. T h e barber, not w ish in g a cu stom er to go a w ay unattended to, a ccosted him by saying. “ Y ou ’ re not lea v in ’ us. is you, Mr llla n k 7” "W h y , I d on ’ t need a sh ave, d o I, H u g h es?" H ugh es thereupon looked his cu s tom er ov er critical I.v and a n sw ered him assu red ly: ".No, vouse d o n ’ t need a ■have; all you se need Is a hair cu t ou de fac®.” —N ational M onthly. A Question of Brains. At a clu b tTei|iiented l<> d octors the ills.’Msslon cam e up r itfiitly wliether a person . ouitl .¡ve without a liralu. During the discou rse one o f the doe- tors said: “ W hen 1 was p racticin g m edicine In Indiana a rem arkable case cam e under my supervision A man w hile out hunting had leaned upon his shotgun and the w eapon had gon e off accidentally, m aking a large wound In his head just a bove the ear. The brain was laid bare and in bringing the pa tlout to the hospital a handful o f the gray m atter leaked out He w as tre panned and dually recovered. Ills men tal faculties apparently as good 11 s ever ’’ "Y o u r story Is Interesting." inter rupted an auditor, "b u t It sounds to me som ew hat Inconsistent "W h y soV questioned the narrator "B eca u se." ansv'ered the other d o c tor. "If he had ever had a Handful o f brains he w ouldn’ t In n e leaned on the g u n “ - Nati.-n.il M onthly. "G oing to E ngland.'• T h e Isle o f W ight Inhabitants are not alon e In speaking o f "g o in g tu K ngland" when they leave th eir ow n Great Crest of the Sierra. fragm en t o f the k ugdom A patriotic Mount W hitney, the highest point In C ornish nut a also "goes to K ngland” w hen tie crosses the I'aninr. Sim ilarly the L u lled S t a t e s . Is not a n Isolated Inhabitants o f the Balkan peninsula mountain peak, like Moutii Shasta or talk o f "g o in g to Kurope'* w hen they Mount Builder, but Is ;!;«• loftiest |>oint In lb*, great C aliforn ia crest or etior leave their ow n eorn er o f the contl moils saw tooth ridge o f t l R ' Sierra Ne nent In cu rious con trast w ith the peo pit* o f our ow n Island W e regard ou r v a d a . Ineluding many em inences a l Mount W hitney is 1 selves as Istih o f and In ’ ’ K u rope." and m o s t as high accordingly It Is only “ th e con tin en t" .VM feet a bove sen level. A m ong those that w e visit. T h e record In th e sp len o f slightly lesser height hi ‘ c Mount did Isolation line Is p rob ab ly held by Bussell, less than a m ile dlstunt. 14.11*0 that m inister o f the C u m h racs. In the feet: Mount W illiam son, 14.3S4 feet: C lyde, w h o prayed for 11 b lessin g upon Mount Mult l-t.'-tio fe e t; Mount Lang "th e Inhabitants o f G r « .t and Little ley. 14.042 Tcet; M ouut Barnard. 14. C u m brae and the a d ja cen t Islam .* ot i*u3 feet, nisi Mount T yndull. I4.U25 G reat Britain and Ireland.” London feet T h e most distant o f these Is less than six m ilt« aw ay Mirror. THE LIFE CAREER "S c h o o lin g In yo u th sh ou ld in v a r ia b ly be directed tv) p ie p a r e a p e rso n in th e best w a y fo r th e best p e rm a n e n t o ccu p atio n for w h ich h e is c a p a b le .’ ’ — P r e s id e n tC . W. lilio t. This is the Mission of the T o b a c co In France. Twenty great factories w ork up the whole o f the to b a cco m anufactured In France, and the right to retail Is Jeal ou sly guarded by the state Perm its to open to b a cco sln-ps »tv usually grunt ed to w id ow s oi othcers o f the arm y and navy or o f other em ployees o f the- govern m en t London telegraph Forty-sixth School Year Opens SEPTEHBER 18 th, 1914 3 r W rite for illustrated 100 -page B ook let, "THE LIFE CAREER,’ ’ and for C ata log containing full information. D egree Courses — AGRICULTURE . POPULAR MECHANICS >TICLES 300 Agronomy, Animal Husbandry,DairyHus- bandrv. Poultry Husbandry, Horticulture. Agriculture for Teachers. FORESTRY, ILLUSTPA TI0NS L o g g i n g E n g i n e e r i n g , h o m e e c o n o m i c s : DomesticScience, Domestic Art. ENGINEERING: Electrical, Irrigation, Highway, Mechanical, Chemical. Mining Ceramics. COMMERCE. I n d u s t r i a l PHARMACY. a r ts . I Watii'nal Courses-Agriculture, Dairy ing. Home M ir.erV Course, Industrial Arts. Forestry. Business Short Course. A hool o f .1 fusii- —Piano, String, Band, Voice Culture. Farmer* Bu-inej* Course by Mul Free. A d d re ss I'H K R K G I S T R A K , (t» 7-1A to 9-h • r - - n tsw r* Corvallis. Oregon - tm n— t i >1 n w w — By ¡1 strange freak o f nature the low est point o f dry land In the I’ nRed S t a t e s Is l e ss than eighty miles from til«- Highest Th e low est point Is ’ D Dentil valley anil Is 2T*i feet below sell lev. I It is s,ibl unit from this point Mm m Whitimy ean lie easily si-eu ou a d e a r day 300 M AO A 21 NC Popular Mechanics Magazine " W R1TTTN SO YOU CAN UNDCRSTANO IT ” A G R E A T C o n lln u td Story o f ilia W o rld ’ s. Pro (trees which you may begin reading at nnv time, and which will hold your interest forever. You are living in the best year, of the most wonderful age. of what is doubtless the greatest wo-Id tn the universe. A resident of Mars would gladly pay — n a n «p l,U U U for one YEAR’ S S U B S C R IP T IO N to this magazine.in order to keep informed o f our progress in Engineering and Mechanics. Are you reading it? Two millions of your neighbors are, and it is the favorite maga zine to thousands of the best American homes. It appeals to all classes —old and young —men and women. The " 8hop Notes" Department (00 pares) give* ei.-jr ways to do t; . —how to make useful article« for home and shop, repairs, etc. " Amateur Mechanics " (10 pares 1 tells howto make M isslon furniture, wlref-s outfits, boats engines, magic, and all the things a boy loves.’ » 1 .5 0 r e s YCAR. SINGLE c o p i e s i s c e n t s Ask roar N .— .l...—r to «h-.w jrou on« or T h e deep things o f this w orld are not e n g in e e r «! by slu gg a rd s.—Jam es T Fields. row r s n s a m p l e c o s y t o d a y P O P U L A R M E C H A N IC S C O . w r it s 3IS W . W*«h.ngron St, CHICAGO \ 4