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If you were an American soldier
coming cold and wet and tired
from the .front line trenches,
wouldn't it delight you to find
Salvation Army lasaes frying
fresh doughnuts aiid making
hot coffee for you? When you
loosen up for the Salvation Army
drive next month you help pro
vide these comforts for the boys
in France. No institution gets
nearer the firing line than the
Salvation Army. .
. A cannibal . wouldn't eat a
knocker for he knows the meal
wouldn't agree with him. .
anUaatiae.
The Ameruran Army in France
is getting good soft bread made
from pure wheat flour. Official
Bulletin, f Makes a fellow feel
that he has been helping soma
by giving up white bread at
home, doesn't it?
The person who U continually
parading his virtues attracts sus
picion. He should .remember
that the most successful counter
feit is the one that attracts the
least attention.
Uncle Sam is asking you to
help him by getting in your fuel
now. - Early ordering makes it
possible to relieve freight con
gestion during the winter.
" It looks like rain this morn
ing" said the milkman as he
poured the milk into his cus
tomer's pan. "It always does"
replied the customer.
Did you ever notice how much
more study the slender girl puts
into the proper manner to cross
her legs than does her more
chunky sister?
The self -made man thinks he
used up all the clear timber.
Are you ready for the next
Liberty Loan? Sure.
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"OUTWITTING
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LIEUTENANT
PAT QBRIEN
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UoeyngM, UK. ay Pat aura O'Briee
SYNOPSIS.
CHAPTER I Introductory. Pat O'Brien
telle of hia purpoee In writing the a lory
ot nla adventures.
CHAPTER II-Tella ef hia entlitment in
the Royal Flying corpa, hia training in
Canada, and hia transfer to francs for ac
tive duty.
t CHAPTER m-DeacMbea tights In which
he brought down twOarman airplanes
and hia Anal light In which he waa
brought down wounded within the) Oer
man line and waa made a priaoner ot
war.
. CHAPTER IV-Dtacovera that Oennan
boapttal ataS barbaroualjr neglected the
fatally wounded and devoted their ener
glee to tailoring ihoee who might be
returned to the tiring Unas. Wltneaaei
death in fight of hia beat chum, Lieut
Paul Ralney.
CHAPTER V-He la taken to the of
ficers' prison camp at Courtrai. There he
began planning, hia escape. By great sac
rifice h manages to save and hide away
two dally rations ot bread.
CHAPTER VI He confiscates a map of
Germany and Just halt am hour later Is
put on a train bound (or a prison camp
In Germany. He leaps through a window
while the train la traveling at a rate of Jo
miles an hour. v ,
CHAPTER VII For nine days - he
craw la through Germany, hiding during
the day, traveling at night, guided by the
atars and subsisting on raw vegetables.
He covers 76 miles before reaching Lux
emburg. CHAPTER VIII For nine days more he
struggles on In a weakened condition
through Luxemburg In the direction of
Belgium.
Then for the first tJma in my ltfa 1
fainted fainted from utter exhaus
tion. It 'waa now about 4 o'clock; In the
morning and I wag entirely unpro
tected from observation. If anyone
had come along I would have been
found lying there dead to the world;
Possibly two hours passed before I
regained consciousness, and then, no
doubt, only because the rain waa
beating In my face.
I knew that I had to get away, ai
It wai broad daylight Moreover,
there waa a tow-path right there and
any minute a Boat might come along
and find me. But It wat equally
dangerous for me to attempt to travel
very far. Fortunately I found some
shrubbery near by and I hid there all
day, without food or drink. '
That night I made a little head
way, but when day broke I had a
dreadful fever and waa delirious. I
talked to myself and thereby In
creased my chances of capture. In
my lucid Intervale when I realized that
I had been talking, , the thought sent
a chill through me, because In the
silent night even the slightest sound
carries far across the Belgian country.
I began to fear that another day of
this would about finish me. 1
I have a distinct recollection of a
ridiculous conversation I carried on
with an Imaginary Pat' O'Brien a
sort of dtpilcate of myself. I argued
with blm as I marched drearily atom
and he answered me back In klnr
and when we disagreed. I cnilf' -my
one constant friend, the North
Star, to stand by me.
"There you are, you old North Star,"
I cried aloud. "Ton want me to get
to Holland, don't you? But this Pat
O'Brien this Pat O'Breln wno calls
himself a soldier he's got' a yellow
streak North Star and he says It
can't be done I Be wants me to quit
tu lis . down here . for . ta Buna to
Government Regulations
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sugar in all our
CONFECTIONERY AND ICE CREAMS
You will always find at our store the purest
of confectionery and the best grades of ice
cream. Purest fruit juices.
Clean tables and clean glasses we cater to
particular people.
( Courteous attention always.
JOHN JACKSON
Condon's Leading Stationer and Confectioner
.. W-A-T-E-R ..
on the Farm is An Absolute Necessity. A Good Well on
your Farm increases its value ten times the cost of the
well.
WE FURNISH IT
Anything In the plumbing Una will reoalva our
prompt attention.
JAMIESOH & MARSHALL
X Sanitary Plumbers
tl seas ,
And me "and "take me back to Cour
trai after all you've done, North
Start I don't want to follow blm I
Just want to follow you because you
yon are taking me away from the
Buna and this Pat O'Brien this fel
low who keeps after me all the time
and leans on my neck and wants me
to Ua down this yellow Pat O'Breln
Wants ma to go back to the Hunsl"
After a. spell of foolish chatter like
that my aensct would come back to
me for a while and I would trudge
Vong without a word until the fever
came on me again.
I knew that I bad to have food be
cause I was about on my laat legs. I
waa very much tempted to lle'down
then and there and call It a beat
Things seemed to be getting worse for
'I . Kept Pulling and Crawling Up
That Infernal Bank.
ma the farther I went, and all the
time I had before me the spectre of
that electric barrier between Belgium
and Holland, even If I ever reached
there alive. What was the use of
further suffering when I would prob
ably be captured In the end anyway?
Before giving up, however, I decided
upon one bold move. I would ap
proach one of the houses In the vi
cinity and get food there or die In
the effort
I picked out a small house because
I figured there would be less likeli
hood of soldiers being billeted there.
Then I wrapped a stone In my khaki
handkerchief as a sort of camouflaged
weapon, determined to kill the occu
pant of the house, German or Belgian,
If that step was necessary In order
to get food. I tried the well In the
yard, but It would not work, and then
I went up to the door and knocked.
It was 1 o'clock In the morning. An
old lady came to the window and
looked out She could not Imagine
what I was, probably, because I was
sUU attired In that old overcoat. She
gave a cry and ber husband and a
boy came to the door.
They could not speak English and I
could not speak Flemish, but I pointed
to my flying coat and then to the sky
and said "Fleger". (flier), which I
thought would tell them what I was.
Whether they understood or were
Intimidated by the hard-looking ap
pearance,I don't know, but certainly
It would have to be a brave old man
and boy who would start an argument
with such a villainous looking char
acter as stood before them that night I
I had not shaved for a month, my
clothes were wet torn and dirty, my
leggings were gone they had gotten
so heavy I had to discard Jhem my
hair was matted and my cheeks were
flushed with fever. In myjiand.l
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