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thing and to a different place for another.
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every other family in this community. Our large stock of
Household Supplies
was assembled to meet all your wants.
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FURNITURE, MATTING, GROCERIES, PROVISIONS, FEED
AND FARM IMPLEMENTS.
Prices as low as the lowest
THE S. B. BARKER COMPANY
The Quality Store
Condon, Oregon
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- Germany thought she had put
Russia to sleep. But Russia has
a way of turning in her sleep.
There are folks who try to
create trouble and imagine they
are of some service in the world.
Experience is one of the few
costly things that is always
worth just as much to its owner
but for which there is no sale.
A goodjaugh always makes
you feel better and helps the
other fellow.
We trust that after harvest
the biggest burden of the farmer
will be a heavy sack of wheat.
The only American troops that
will ever "take to flight" are our
squadrons of "Eagles" and their
flight will be toward the Huns.
If the Creator ruled things ac
cording to the law of supply and
demand, think of the number of
people who would have never
been born.
A successful candidate ia some
times a failure.
"Why la Wall Street?" the
question which the ordinary mor
tal has oftentimes asked, has
been answered. . Wall Street has
paid over $450,000,000 in revenue
taxes for the last year.
"THE KAISER'S TALK TO DELL"
We have had teveral requests to pub
Hah the following poem which hai been
ftoing the rounds, and which we here
with preeent;
The Kaiser called the Devil up
On the telephone one day.
The girl at Central Usnened to
All they had to say.
"Hello," he heard the KaUer'a voice
"la old man Satan hornet
Just toll Mm this la Kaiser Bill
That wants him on the phone."
The Devil aald "Hello" to Bill,
And Bill said "How are you
I'm running here a hell on earth,
So tell me what to do."
"What can I do," the Devil said,
My dear old Kaiser Bill? '
If there's a thing that I can do
To help you I sure will."
The Kaiser said, "Now listen,
And I will try to tell
The way that I am running
On earth a modern Hell.
I've aaved for this for many years,
And I've atarted out to kill.
That it will be a modern job:
You leave to Kaiser Bill.
My army went thru Belgium,
Shooting women and children down,
We tore up all her country,
And blew up all her towns.
My Zepa dropped bombs on cities.
Killing both the old and young,
And those the Zeppelina didn't get
Were taken out and hung.
I started out for Paris,
With the aid of poison gas,
The Belgians, darn 'em, stopped us,
And would not let us paaa.
My submarines are devila,
Why, you should see them fightl
I hey go sneaking thru the sea,
And aink a ship at sight.
I waa running thinga to auit me.
Till a year or more ago,
When a man called Woodrow Wilson
Wrote me to go more slow.
He aaid to me, 'Dear William',
We don't want to make you aore,
So be sure to tell your U-boata
To sink our ships no more.
We have told you for the last time,
So, dear Bill it's up to you
And if you do not stop it.
You have got to fight us: too.'
I did not listen to him,
A .id he's coming after me
With a million Yankee soldiers
Prom their homes acroia the sea.
Now, that's why I called you, Satan,
For I want advice from you,
I knew that you would tell me
Just what I ought to do."
"My dear old Kaiser William,
There's not much forme to tell,
For the Yanks will make it hotter
Than I can for you in Hell.
I've been a mean old Devil
But not half aa mean aa you.
And the minute that you get here
I'll give my job to you.
I'll be ready for your coming.
And I'll keep the fires bright,
And I'll have your room all ready
When the Yaiiks begin to fight.
For the boys in blue will get you
I have nothing more to tell,
Hang up the phone and get your hat
And meet me here in Hell"
W. E. Curry
"OUTWITTING
THE HUN"
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LIEUTENANT
PAT O'BRIEN
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Of course, It would have been a com
paratively simple matter for our men,
when they saw how things were going
against them, to have turned their
noses down, landed behind the Ger
man lines and given themselves up aa
prisoners, but that Is not the way of
the It. P. c.
A battle of this kind seldom lasts
many minutes, although every second
seems like an hour to those who par
ticipate in It, and even onlookers suf
fer more thrills In the course of the
struggle than they would ordinarily
experience In a lifetime. It la appar
ent even to a novice that the loser's
fate Is death.
Of course, the Germans around the
hospital were all watching and rooting
for their comrades, but the English,
too, had one sympathizer In that group
who made no effort to stifle his admira
tion for the bravery bis countrymen
were displaying.
The end came, suddenly. Four ma-
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Government Regulations
are strictly followed in the conserving of
sugar in all our
CONFECTIONERY AND ICE CREAMS
You will always find at our itore the purest
of confectionery and the best gradea of Ice
cream. Purest fruit juices.
Clean tables and clean glasseswe cater to
particular people.
Courteous attention always.
JOHN JACKSON
Condon's Leading Stationer and Confectioner
W-A-T-E-R
on the Farm is An Absolute Necessity. A Good Well on
your Farm increases its value ten times the cost of the
well.
x WE FURNISH IT
Anything In the plumbing line will receive our
prompt atteuUon,
JAMESON & MARSHALL
Sanitary numbers
Condon, Oregon X
Chas. II. Horner
ABSTRACTER
Abstracts of Title to
Gilliam County Lands
Office in Court House
PROFE88IONAL
DIRECTORY
0. K, SHOP
UP-TO-DATE
TONSORIAL
PARLORS
Randall & Seale
PROPRIETORS
1st Door N. First National Bank
T. A. Weinke
Lawyer
Office id Court House
CONDON, ORBOON
Drs. Miller & Wilhelm
Physicians A Surgeons
First Nat'l Baak BuUdlaf
CONDON, ORBOON
FEED
We are headquarters for
feed of all kinds.
I We make a specialty of
feeding stock in transit.
When you want to buy
Hay, Rolled Feeds, Mill
Feed of all kinds you
naturally think of the
store 'that carries the
largest stock of all kinds
of feeds.
Arlington Lumber Co.
WEDNESDAY
Is Ironing Day in Condon.
On that day we will run
the electric plant from 8
A.M. to 12 M. for the con
venience of the ladies of
Condon. ..
CONDON ELECTRIC CO.
FOR 8ALE:
My property east of Academy.
Five-room house and one-half
acre. - 650 terms. C. L
Menke. 17dl9
TAKEN UP:
One bay horse weighing about
1200, branded 76 (connected)
on left shoulder. , Owner can
get same by paying ail charges.
Inquire of John Dennison or
phone 615, Condon. 17tf
Dr. W. II. Reynolds
Chlropraetle Nerve Spaolallat
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Chiropractic spliuU adjuatmauu
and (at wall.
Flrat Nit Bank Bide., Candcn, Or.
C. F. Cathay, M. D.
B. A. Cathay, M. D,
Drs. Cathey
Physicians & Surgeons
Condon National Bank Building
CUWDON, OIIKUON
Dr. J. G. Turner
Eye Specialist
Portland, Oregon
Regular monthly visit tocoodoo
Watch paper (or data
L. L. Taylor, M. D. V.
Veterinary
Physician & Surgeon i
CONDON. ORJtQON
Dr. R. W. Hanneman
Dentist
All Work Guarantaad Phone ta
Condon National Bank Building
CONDON, OREGON
Dr. J. O. Kenyon
Dentist
First Nat'l Bank Building
CONDON, OREQON
D. N. Mackay
Attorney-at-Law
CONDON,
ORBOON
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ATTENTION!
, I wish to close out my large
wall paper stock and will, until
further notice, give 25 per cent
discount on al sales. Nearly all
my stock was ordered before the
rise of paper stock. Paper is
still going up and this is the
time to buy.
W. A. Darling,
47fef Armory Hall Annex,