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loo Mr cent values
WE HANDLE NOTHING TO
SELL AT "HALF PRICE?
The plain reason are not offering our goods at half price is that
every article you purchase at our store is guaranteed to be
100 per cent value. We can sell only cheap articles
at a cheap price. Houses that advertise goods
at half their real value must, in the
nature of things, make up the short
. . age from other sales or misrepresent
. the article sold. They "rob Peter to
pay Paul" and you are as apt to be "
Peter as Paul. To avoid this chance
trade at the 100 per cent value store
THE S. B. BARKER COMPANY
The Quality Store Condon, Oregon
Lebanon (Ore.) Criterion.
Among the many letters giving
advice, we know of none with a
greater j'kick' than that con
tained in a recent letter to a Miss
issippi publisher aaying: "Here
in my advice on how to run your
paper" Pinned to the note was
a check for 11.50.
MIOKIE'8 OOLYUM
Have you paid up your Globe subscription?
FEDERAL TRUCKS
. We have airload of FEDERAL-TRUCKS
coming and we are anxious to quote our prices
. to our Farmer Customers or anyone who i3
. interested in a way to haul their wheat to the
.market in less than haif the time it takes to
haul it with a team. ,: Trucks from 1 to 5 ton
capacity. -
We sell, the United. States Royal Cord Tires.
They meet every motor in need and price and
v . i ; Wafce INDIVIDUALIZED TIRES"-..:.
, We .handle Monogram and Valyoline Oil. Val
" -voline Tractor 061 65c per gallon' f. o. b.
., . , Portland. . .
We can do a lot for our customers. We even
help them do away with profanity by filling
their tires with the , Universal Tire Fitter
guaranteed for 100.000 miles.
L. E. SHELLEY'S GARAGE
CONDON '.-'...- OREGON
THE CONDON GLOBE
EL A. Hartahoni, Editor
Published Ererr Friday by Tha Glob
Publiahing Company.
Entered u second cUm mail matter
at the poet office at Condon, Oregon I
Five thousand American
Indians arein UncleSam'&armies.
Their ancestors one day made
America mighty unsafe for
civilization but their descendants
are helping to square it by fight
ing on the side of civilization.
Mr. Schwab's shipbuilding slo
gan of "More caulking, less talk
ing" is fine and right to (he point.
Thore are other departments
which miaht be better for the
variation. "More scheming, less
dreaming."
The ooorer classes in Turkey
" i
are living on chestnuts and pump
kin seeds and glad . to get that
much. . Knowintr this we can
hardly object to a ration of corn-
meal, oatmeal and barley flour.
It is strange that ex-Czar Nich
olas has not thought of going on
the lecture Dlatform with the
other ex-celebrities.
In a world full of rifles, bayo
nets, plows and hoes there is little
room left for luxuries.
Fashion Note
Khaki or jeans are the spring
and summer materials offered to
men for thtlr selection. There
is a third style-horizontal stripes
but this is not so popular.
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'TM6 UEtt VHO 0069,
stone oe CRACK. SOCK P.
AUTOS AlNl corvw
STAN THtNftS JBT
PASStNT f AO
A GLOBE WANT AD WILL SELL IT FOR YOU
' f? picnic
;; GET UP A PICNIC. IT 13 GREAT FUN. THE CHILDREN WILL
i ENJOY IT MOST, BUT YOU WILL ALSO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
I' FILL YOUR PICNIC BASKET IN OUR STORE. WE HAVE
?LOTS OF PREPARED THINGS READY FOR USE THAT ARE
- DELICIOUS. YOU CAN THROW-AWAY THE TINS AND JOIN
IN THE FUN. IT COSTS LESS TO BUY OUR PREPARED
THINGS THAN IT DOES TO MAKE THEM YOURSELF.
V GIVE US YOUR GROCERY ORDER TODAY.
W. S. Fair's Cash Store
Oregon
Sakacriptioa rata II M -a aan SU
far 7i Mb. A4rartllx rata stava
apallcatiaa.
NOT A SACRIFICE
It is well to get a correct line
on the various calls that are be
ing made and will be made on
our purses before the war ends
and in the first place we must
get the distinction between giv
ing and lending. Uur govern
ment has not asked and proba
bly will net ask for one cent of
gift money. The extent of its
call is for loan3 and for loans
on which it will pay fair rates of
interest The man or woman
who buys War .Savings Stamps
or Liberty Bodos does not sacn
nee for the cause in the sense in
which we usually employ the
word. At the most this action
entails but a temporary inconven
tence in diverting our means to
different channels from those in
which We are accustomed to use
them. . In the end we'have the
full worth of our money in the
soundest securities on earth the
promise of the U. S. government
to pay. 'Now our government
wants to know before June 28,
next Friday, just how many War
Savings Stamps we are going to
buy this year Such knowledge
will have a direct bearing on th
next Liberty Loan our govern
ment will ask for. We do not
nave to duv our shirt of me
Savines S amDsi before the 28
tmi'our government expects
ogive our pledge before tr,a
date ot the Mnvtui.t we will so in
vest before the end or this year.
Gilliam county's quota is $82,000,
pledge the whole amount before
next Friday and then go and buy
them. 'Or buy them now anj
way to help out. . And remem
her while we're helping it's
the safest investment in the
world.
THIS MAN DOES KNOW
Quite often we hear about the
fellow who "knows" more about
"how to run a newspaper" than
the man who has devoted the
best part of his life trying to
learn the game. Occasionally a
real gem comeB to light, says the
ST
"Over .the Top"
By An American Soldier
Who Went
ARTHUR GUY EMPEY
Machtn Cunntt Sitting In Ftanf
HELLO, SPRING!
AND YOU, TOO, READER!
Welcome to our parlors again, where Ice cream and aof t
drinks are always to your liking! Every flavor and the
best that can be made.
Price? Well, that is the small part of it.
Tell your friends to meet you here, the popular spot In
town. You see moat everybody here, anyway.
Then, too, you can always get the lest of candies, ftulti
and mixed nuts. ,
JpHN JACKSON
Condon's Leading Stationer and Confectioner
WATER
on the Farm is An Absolute Necessity. A Good Wei! on
your Farm increases its value ten umes in com qi iaw
well.
WE FURNISH IT
Anything In the plumbing Una will recel-e our
prompt attention.
JAMIESON & MARSHALL
Sanitary Plumbers Condon, Oregon I
U him i mum
tf'oM rubk Ult k intu
CHAPTER XXVI.
All Quirt (D en the Western Front
At brigade headquarters I happened
to overhear a conversation between our
O. O. C. (general officer commanding)
and the divisional commander. From
this conversation I learned that we
were to bombard the German lines for
eight days, and on the first of July the
"big push" was to commence.
In a few days orders were Issued to
that effect,, and It was common prop
erty all along the line.
On the afternoon of the eighth day ot
oar "strafelng," Atwell and I were sit
ting In the front-line trench smoking
fags and making out our reports of the
previous night's tour of the trenches,
which we had to tarn In to headquar
ters the following day, when an order
was passed down tho trench that Old
Pepper requested twenty volunteers to
go over on a trench raid that night to
try and get a few German prisoners foi
Information purposes. I Immediately
volunteered for this Job, and shook
bands with Atwell, and went to the
rear to give my name to the officers In
charge of the raiding party.
I was accepted, worse luck.
At 0:45 that night we reported to the
brigade headquarters dugout to receive
Instructions from Old Pepper.
After reaching this dugout we lined
up In a semicircle around him, and he
addressed ns as follows :
"All I want yon boys to do Is to go
over to the German lines tonight, sur
prise them, secure a couple of prison
ers, and return immediately. Our ar
tillery has bombarded that section of
the line for two days and personally I
believe that that part of the German
trench Is nnoccupled, so Just get a cou
ple of prisoners and return as quickly
as possible."
The sergeant on my right, In an un
dertone, whispered to me:
"Say, Tank, how are we going to get
a couple of prisoners ir the old rooi
thinks 'personally that that part of the
trench la unoccupied.' sounds kind of
Oshy, doesn't It mster
I had a funny sluktng sensation In
my stomach, and my tin bat felt as If
It weighed about a ton and my enthusi
asm was tneltlng away. Old Pepper
must have beard the sergeant speak
because be turned In his direction and
in a thundering voice asked s
What did yotj sayr
The sergeant with a scarlet look on
his face and his knees trembling,
smartly saluted and answered :
"Nothing, air."
Old Pepper eald :
Well, don't say It so loudly the nest
time."
Then Old Pepper contlnned :
"In this section of the German
trenches there are two or three ma
chine guns which our artillery, In the
last two or three days, has been un
able to tape. These guns command tho
sector where two ot our communica
tion trenches Join the front line, and
us the brigade Is to go over the top to
morrow morning I want to capture two
nr three men from these guns' crews,
and from tbein I may be able to obtnln
valuable Information as to the exnrt
location of the guns, and our artillery
will therefore be able to demnllxh them
la-fore the attack, and thus prevent
oar losing a lot of men while using
these communication trenches to bring
up re-enforcements."
These were the Instructions be gave
us:
Take off your Identification disks.
strip your uniforms of all numcrnls,
Insignia, etc., leave your papers with
your captains, because I don't want the
Roches to know what regiments are
against them as this would be valimhh'
Information to them In our attack to
morrow and I don't wont any of you
to be taken alive. What I want Is twd
prisoners and If I get them I have a
way which will make them divulge
all necessary Information ns to their
guns. Ton have your choice of two
weapons you may enfry your'per-
suaders' or your knuckle knives,, and
each man will arm himself with four
Mills bombs, these to be used only In
case of emergency."
A perminder Is Tommy's nickname
for a club carried by the bombers. It
is about two feet long, thin at one end.
and very thick at the other. The thick!
end Is Studded with sharp steel spike;
while through the center of the club
there Is a nine-Inch lead bar, to give
It weight and balance. When you get
a prisoner all you have to do Is Just
stick this club up In front of him, and
believe me, the prisoner's patriotism
for "Deutschland ueber Alios" fadis
away and he very willingly obeys the
orders of his captor. If, however, tho
prisoner gets hgh-toned and refuses to
follow you, simply "persuade" him by
first removing his tin hat, and then
well, the use of the lead weight In the
persuader Is demonstrated, and Tom
my looks for another prisoner.
The knuckle knife is a dagger affair,
the blade of which is about eluht
Inches long with a heuvy steel guurd
over the grip. This guard U studded
with steel projections. At night In a
trench, which Is only ubout three to
four feet wide. It makes a very handy
weapon. One punch In the face gen
erally shatters a man's Jaw and you
can get him with the knife us he goes
down.
Then we had what we called our
"come-alongs." These are strands of
barbed wire about three feet long,
made Into a noose at one end; at the
other end, the barbs are cut off and
Tommy slips bis wrist through a loop
to get a good grip on the wire, If the
PROFESSIONAL
DIRECTORY
T. A. Weinke
Lawyer
Offlc IB Court Huum
CONDON, ORBOOM
Drs. Miller & Wilhelm
Physicians & Surgeons
Bank
First Nl I
CONDON.
Building
ORKOON
Dr. V. II. Reynolds
Ch(ropractlo Nerve Specialist
If you mtm Rick and tuv triad
vrythln with no ruuJU try
Chirupi.iik' apiruil aujustiotais
ml (VI wall.
riral Nat. Bank Bldg., Condon, Or.
C. F. Csthay. M p.
H A. Cathay, U. D.
Drs. Cathey
Physicians & Surgeons
Condon National Bank PullJIn
CONDON. OttKUON
Dr. J. G. Turner
Eye Specialist
Portland, Oregon
itegulnr monthly visits to Condon
Watch paper for datea
L. L. Taylor, M. D. V.
Veterinary
Physician & Surgeon
CONDON, OREGON
, Dr. R. W. Hanneman
Dentist
All Work Ouarantaad Phone Sa
Condon National Bank Bulldln
CONDON, ORBUON
Dr. J. O. Kenyon
. Dentist
First Nat'! Hank Building
CONDON, OREfJUN'
D. N. Mackay
Attorney-atLa'
CONDON.
OREODN
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printing It gives satisfaction
Continued on next page
ATTENTION!
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t lL A . a A. .
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discount cn al sales. ' Nearly
mv urnolr uioa nriim-ari I.afnra t.
rise of paper stock:. Paper
Dllll 4TAI Y (V la AtnH fVita l a f
time to buy.
W. A. Darling,
Condon