THE GQNOON GLOBE
A Projreutr Ropi:b!lfn Xentpupsr
LESLIE K. HARLAN
H. A. HARTSHORN
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THE OFFICIAL PAPER FOR
LIAM COUNTY
GIL
There is no more common
thought among people than
that foolish one, that by and
by something will turn up by
which they will suddenly a
chieve fame or fortune.
Things do not turn up in this
world unless somebody turns
them up. Garfield.
There is no dodging the fact
that Congress is anxious" to avoid
the consideration of all legislation
at this session except what it
simply must take up. Statehood
for New Mexico and Arizona,
reapportionment, direct elections
of senators, Panama Canal tolls,
Panama Exposition matters,
army legislation, conservation
legislation, the control of corpor
ations, these are some of the
things which are clamoring for
attention and which now seem
destined to go over. An excep
tion ma be made of a resolution
for the President to Invite Latin
American Countries to exhibit at
the Panama-California Exposi
tion in San Diego in 1915, which
CoL D. C. Collier, Director Gen
eral, is here to urge, as that is
not looked on as legislation,
strictly speaking. The Hondur
an and Nicaraguan treaties, in
volving loans, are not likely to go
through at this session, and there
is great disappointment because
the countries to the sonthward
are pretty hard up und need the
money. ,
We are not hearing so much
about "muck rakers" of late as
we did some time ago. The fact
is that at last the muck rakeri
are so busy trying to get rid of
the piles which have been uncov
ered or so occupied in squaring
up with the law that they have
neither time nor inclination to
stir up further controversy.
We are not surprised that
some office seekers and some of
fice holders kick at the recall
feature of progressive legislation.
It makes things a little dubious
w Awjirrvkj viii vv ail I LUC Ul"
fices "for the sake of the pick
ings."
Notice of Taking up Ettrays.
Notice is hereby given that!
persmnt to an act of the Legi s
lature to prevent any horse, ass,
mule, cow, bull, steer, stag,
sheep, or goat from running at
large in Gilliam County, Oregon,
which act was filed in the office
cf the Secretary of State Febru
ary 23, 1909, I. J. C. Webb did
on the 3rd day of July, 1911,
take up the following described
horses: One bay mare with colt,
mare branded with a bar thus
on the right hip, weighing about
950 pounds. The colt being not
branded. One grey gelding
branded 66 on the left stifle, the
left hind foot yhite and a star in
the forehood, anweighing about
900 pounds. Said animals will
be sold on Wednesday the 2nd
day of August, 1911, unless re
deemed prior to said date. Sale
sale to be held on my ranch in
the Buckhorn community, eleven
miles west of May ville, Oregon.
First publication July 14, 1911
Last publication July 22, 1911
IS TRAINED FOR
POLITICAL LIFE
Mrow Wilson Tells How He
Filled Himself.
WAS HIS FIRST PREFERENCE
If your house is in need of
painting, staining, varnishing,
papering or interior decorating
it will pay you to see Claude
Lawson. All work is guarante
ed and a trial will convince you
that his is the best.
Attention.
We have customer for a 5000-arre
sheep ranch. Must .have enough farm
land to raise feed for at least two fair
sized bands of sheep. Anyone having
this kind of a ranch for sale address
The Investment Society up Oregon
Mayville, Oregon.
Notice to Uteri of City Water.
Notice j3 hereby given to each
one using water from the city
mains that they must pay their
water rent before the eleventh
of each month. Otherwise their
water will be shut off immediate
ly and will not be turned on
again until a penalty of $1 is
paid. Marshal Keeney will col-
ect no more water rents.
Showcase for Sale.
Floor cases or counter cases in
good condition. Call on W. H.
Knapp.
Studied Law Btcaus It Was the
Shorttst Path to Public Carotn, but
Quit It. H Says, as He Found He
Didnt Know How Then to Oo
Honott Lawyr and a Politxlan.
All outstanding city warrants
up to and including No. 1465 will
be paid upon presentation at my
office. Interest ceases after
July 14 th, 1911. . .
H. A. Hartshorn,
City Treasurer.
There is nothing which shows
up better in any business than
an attractive private check for
the paying of bills. The Globe
is making a specialty of this
kind of work. Call and get estimates.
A II j .r .
n. uiu vaiu pi uiessor says mat
women are but little removed
from the savage state. We are
waiting to hear just where the
professor belongs, in the judge
ment of the "near savages."
Some are insinuating that the
explosion of the Maine in Havana
is fully accounted for. A copy
of one of Marie Corelli'-j novels
was found near the remains of
one of the magazines.
Burbank is trying to develop
an improved strawberry. Can
didly we would prefer that he
try his skill in evolving full
measure boxes.
Ic has been told us that at last
Mexico is settling down. Now
the question is, can she settle up?
Champ Clarke is dead in love
with all Missourians except one
of the Folks.
Legal Advertisements
In nil Interesting lutervlew with
Governor Woodrow Wilson of New
Jersey In the May Issue of tbe World's
Work Mr. William KayarU Hale quotes
the governor as follows:
"How did I happen to enter political
life! Why. I supose I was boru a
ixillttoal milimtl. Always, from the
tint recollections of uiy youth up, I
have nlrucd tit political life. The rea
son I studied law was, I suppose, be
cause In the south whoa 1 was a boy
(he law furnished the shortest path
to public life. I gave It up because
I fouud I couldn't be au houest law
yer and a politician; at least I didn't
know how then to do It. So at the
next best thlug to llrlug In public life
1 tried to satisfy niy mind by study-
log It. I took a new start and went
back to school. Johus Hopkins, where
I tried to learn something about the
facts the facts, lulnd you, of govern'
meat. From (be start niy Interest has
been lu things as they are rather than
in a theoretical analysis of them. In
my thesis I studied the American con
gress as It Is lu fact, an organization
of committees, somewhat as Itageuot
had studied the Kugllsb constitution
as It was and as It actually worked
ruther than as Us theory fictitiously
uinde It So. you see. I was always a
practical politician."
'So that your occupancy of this com
fortable snivel chair is really a ful
fillment of your original youthful am
bition?"
Not of that so much as the fulfill
ment of my whole life, I suppose.
When they came to me and said. 'You
have been talking public questions and
urging your youug men to go out and
take their part in politics: now it's
time for you to take your own turn,'
what could I ssy except: 'I'm glad of
the chance. It the people want mo to
1 will.'
"Besides, to speak the truth, I was
only asked to do lu a bigger field
what I had been doing at Princeton
for ten years. I have been fighting
privilege ut Princeton, just as I am
fighting it here now, only there I bad
to fight In the dark. My most trusted
friends told me I mustn't drag the
fight out Into the light before the big
Jury, and so I didn't. Here I can
fight the same fight before the eyes
of all men. It's fun to be out in the
air and the sunlight"
What's In Namtr
The late king of Slam had for a full
name Phra lint tkitmleth Pbra Para
mlnor Maba Ohutylougkoru Phra C'bu
la Cbuut Klo Chow Vu Ktia, aud this
does uot Include his titles. A wag In
Bombay saw it lu the paper when Ibt
ruler was visiting that illy and was
being rwcclv by the Krltlsb unVlnl
and passed u over lu a young Irish
subaltern with the vballeuge that be
pronounce It. The young fellow look
ed nt It ft moment And then hauded It
back. lie an Id be was not loiig enough
wluttcd. but he was sure he could play
It ou the garrison club plnuo If the In
strument were a couple ut octaves
louger. The king's uucle, however,
who was also a prince high priest, had
for oue name alone the following col
lection of letters: Pawaratsawarlya
longkauu. Auy oue who can get
through this and not Hat one of the
notes bas lived a long time where be
can look out of the wludow and see
the gilded peak of a temple shimmer
lug lu the equatorial suu. Christian
Herald.
8tarv a Cold.
Nature, as a rule, takes the appetite
away when oue Is coining down with
a cold or other lufecttoua disease, aud
nature is wise. Don't coax Mary to
eat when she has a cold. Ikm't allow
the neighbor to tempt Johuny with
calf's foot Jelly or other dainties.
When suffering from cold the dlget
tlve organs are In no condition to care
for food. The digestive Juices are al
tered or entirely abseut. One or two
daya comparative fast will oftenvas
sNt In averting a severe siege of cold,
A more convenient and enjoyable form
of fasting would he to subsist for one
or two days upon fruit or fruit Juices
perhups. with the addition of little
toust. An exclusive fruit diet has all
the practical advantages of complete
fusttng. while It satisfies tbe appetite
and supplies sugar from which the llv
cr can manufacture glycogen to sus
tain tbe white blood corpuscle In
their continuous warfare against mi-
crobes.-William S. Hudier lu Deslaner.
Giving Him Cart Blanch.
A few years ago John Keudrlck
Pangs, tbe humorist, told a number of
his llroadway literary confrere that
he felt particularly elated over all .or
der he bad Just received from Heart
. Savage, the theutrleul , producer,
nr tui libretto or a musical comedy
The pluy was produced a few mouths
later. During the long period of re
hearsals so much of Bangs' material
was eliminated and so much other ma
terlnl Inserted In Its stead that when
the ciirtuln went up on tbe first night
tint more than half a dozen of tbe
original lines remained.
About n week later a friend, meet
lug Bang, asked him If he was writ
ing any more play for Savage.
ies," replied Bang. "Only an
hour ago I sent him 600 blank sheet
of paper and told htm to go a far as
be liked."-Irvln Cobb In New Yorik
Tribune.
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION
Isolated Tract Public Land Sale.
Department of the Interior
U..S. Land Offiee, The Dalles, Oregon,
June 16, 1911. ,
Notice is hereby given that, as direc
ted by the commissioner of the General
Land Office, under provision of Act of
Congress approved June 27, 1906 (84
Stata., 517) we will offer at public sale,
to the highest bidder, at 10:15 o'clock
a. m. on the II th nay of August 191 1,
at this office the following described land
EI-2NWI-4, and NEI-4SWI-4, Sec. 24
T. 3 S. R. 20 East W. M., Serial No.
07838.
Any persons claiming adversely the
above-described land are advised to file
their claims, or objections, on or before
the time designated for sale.
,C. W. MOORE, Register.
Attention.
' All those knowing6Jernsa!yes
to be subscribers to the Congre
gational church and no,t; having
uaid will kindly pay the same as
soon as possible to
NOf ICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Department of the Interior
U. S. Land Office, The Dalles, Oregon.
June 12, 1911.
Notice is hereby given that Frederick
C. Greiner of Condon, Oregon, who on
March 30, 1906, made homestead No.
15041, serial No. 03867, for E 1-2 SW 1-4,
Sec. 4, and E 1-2 NW 1-4, Sec. 9. Tp. 5
s., Range 21 e., W. M., has filed notice
of intention to make final five-year
proof to establish claim to the land
above described before George W. Par
man, United States Commissioner, at
his office, at Condon, Oregon, on the
24th day of JulyVjail;.,-
Claimant names as 'witnesses: C.
Mack Smith of Condon,- Oregon, Frank
Shaw, Edward Luellen, Joseph Uoyer,
alt of Mayville, Oregon.
C, W. MOORE, Register.
Corporations ss Joy Ridor.
Governor Woodrow Wilson of New
Jersey Is not only a forceful and con
vincing public speaker, but be fre
quently uses comparisons and anec
dotes of a decidedly original and of
ten distinctly humorous nature. In a
recent address tbe governor aptly Il
lustrated the difference between
"good corporations and "bad' cor
porations, as follows:
"I have no objection to tbe or
dinary automobile properly bandied
by a man of conscience who Is also a
gentleman. Many of the people I see
handling automobiles handle them a
If they had neither conscience nor
manners. I bare no objections to th
size and beauty and power of the au
tomobile. I am interested, however, in
the size and conscience of tbe men
who handle them, and what I object
to is that some of these corporation
men are taking Joy rides In their cor
porations.
"You know what men do when they
take a Joy ride. Tbcy sometimes have
tbe time of their lives and sometimes,
fortunately, the last time of their lives.
Now these wretched things ore taking
Joy rides In which they don't kill the
people that are riding lu them, but
they kill the people they run over."
Anthony Trollopo's First Earning,
A literary man recalls Authouy Trol
lope's little gloat over the first fruits
of bis pen. ' I send you a copy of 'Th
Warden,' " be wrote to Lord Houghton
lu 18(10, "which Mr. Lotiguiau assure
uie Is tbe last of tbe first edition.
There were, I think, only 750 printed,
aud they have been over ten year In
baud. But I regard the book with af
fection, as I made 19 2s. ed. by the first
year's sales, bnvlog previously writ
ten and published for ten Year with
out auy such gulden result. Since then
I have Improved even upou that."
Trollope, of course, "Improved upon
that" In no Uucertaln fashion. West
minster Gazette.'
It Was R..I.
"My, this must have been exciting!"
says Mrs. Bllmers, who Is reading th
paper. "A twenty foot bon constrictor
escaped from the zoo yesterday and
was captured after It had climbed
halfway up a telegraph pole."
'And 1 swore off when I saw It as I
went downtown!" growled Mr. Bll
mers disgustedly. .
bat are you muttering?" she
asked.
"Nothing. I Just said It must hav
been a ticklish Job." Chicago Post.
thl
A Good a Lest.
You're lure' you can spare
fiver, are yon, Hbudbolt?"
"Dingus. It I had not been perfect
ly sure that I can get along without
It I never would hare lent It to you."
Chicago Tribune.
Our Great National Chang.
Every thinking man recognizes the
fact that conditions of life in tbe Unit
ed States have altered materially with
in the memory of men still 'young.
But not every statesman bas been able
to express bis appreciation of these
great changes as clearly and concise
ly as did Governor Woodrow Wilson
of New Jersey In a recent address.
Governor Wilson said:
"Now, I take leave to beleve there
Is one singular question that underlies
all tbe other questions that are dis
cussed on the political platform at the
present moment That singular cir
cumstance is tbat nothing is done in
fill" country as it was done twenty
years ago. The old party platform of
twenty years ago read now like docu
ments taken out of a forgotten aee.
We are in the presence of a new or
ganization of society. We are eagerly
bent on fitting that new organization.
as we did once fit the old organiza
tion, to the .happiness and prosperity
oMhe great body of citizens, for we
nr conscious Mint that order of society
does not fit and provide the conven
ience or happiness or prosperity of the
'8kptlcl. ,
Teacher Now, Johnuy, what 1 the
shape of the earth? Small Johnny-I
duuno. Teacher Why, I told you yes
terday It was round. . Small Johnny
Yes, I know, but I don't believe every
thing I hear. Chicago New.
Not 8o Bravo.
"He wa certainly brave to crawl
under the bed and engage in a Ufa
and death struggle with that burglar'
"When be crawled under the bed
he thought the burglar was in th
basement." Houston Post.
For Good of th Community.
"Have you ever don anything for
the good of the., community?" asked
the solid citizen of the weary way
farer.
Yes," replied the weary wayfarer.
"I've Just done a month."
' Sonsibl Man.
Crawford Do you really like - to
please your wife? Crabshaw-I can't
say that I do. but I've fouud outfit's
UmttlMMt plaikmSiuart Set.
There are 6me who bear a griidge
even to those that do them good. Pll-pay.
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