THE CONDOM GLOBE
HARTSHORN & HARLAN
FRIDAY, MAY 13. 1910.
'Dr. Taylor was called to Olex
Monday to attend a case in that
neighborhood.
D. Wood made a trip to Arl
ington on Monday.
Ed Slick arrived in this city
Monday evening from Portland.
F. H. Watts of Watt's Marble
Works of The Dalles arrived in
this city Sunday afternoon in
his auto to attend to business
interests in this vicinity.
H. B. Esson returned Monday
evening from a week's visit in
The Dalles and other points.
Lester Wade returned Monday
evening from a business trip to
Portland.
Mrs. Otis Campbell and daugh
ter returned Monday evening
from Arlington.
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J. J. Smith of Winlock passed
through this city Monday morn
ing for Eugene where he was
called by the serious illness of
his father.
; W. E. Dodge, the Post Master
at Mayville,xwas in this city on
Monday. '
T. G. Kaesmyer, who recently
purchased the Springston ranch
in Lost Valley, left" Monday
morning for his home at Couer
d'Alene, Idaho.
-" The deal was closed on Satur
day of last week whereby Dave
Cottmire became the owner -of
the Fletcher property on lower
Main . Street ; The property- is
the lot and building in which The
Palm is located.
, Lew Allen of Mayville was in
this city the latter part of last
week.
Chas. Wilkins was up from
Clem last Saturday. ,
Mrs. Wilma Welshons of Clem
was in this city a few days last
week.
While in this -City last week,
A Greiner purchased an emery
wheel and outfit from Win. Dun
lap and will use it in keeping an
edge on his farming implements.
The caskets which were mov
ed to the Catholic Cemetary in
this city by Loui Comini were
taken from the Catholic Ceme
tery at Mayville and from A.
Greiner's homestead instead of
from the L 0. 0. F. at that
place. , ;:
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Harry Reed of Fossil ? has
ordered the Globe sent to his
address for the ensuing year. '
H. C. Strickland came up from
Portland Tuesday.
H. A. Thiessen returned Tues
day evening from a trip down
the line.
' Gus Burres came up from
Shuttler Flat Tuesday evening,-;
Lester Wade made - a' 'trip to
Olex Tuesday.
Chas. Iremonger of Fossil has
ordered the next 52 copies olthe
Globe sent to his address.
Geo. Frost who has been work
ing at the Home Bakery ' left
Tuesday morning for Portland.
Ed. Slick takes his place at the
Bakery. -- .'-
JL H.tWilburn secured a'sfine
w forrTom Portwood onf'his
lots in this city last week.
Chas. Millet of Fossil has had
his name placed on the Globe's
subscription list
A. M. Patterson of Mayville
fas in this city last Saturday.'
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A,; COUNTERFEIT-
QUARTER
B M. QUAD '
Ceprncht, m, by Awoclt4 tit.
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l-ron Wrrurt, wWiiw, bmtraird
betwrvn two wuiuro, (dtna Brow a,
plnsivr of forty, who owned bou
and lot. ml lb wklow Norman, a boot
lb. sanis ags aa alba Brown, wbootto
l a farm. . . - . j
On day tb 3teoo ant stork -on a
counterfeit quarter. Tbr nvit Hum a
I Id prtldlvr vanis a lout b offered It to
tbe man In rtutito, -
lH)nl amlt rlKht. dMH-on."
"Oh. gums tt'a aU right.' was tb
reply. ,
"Lota of rnuMwtVIt around."
-Ton owdnt b a mud of that." .
It waut a square thin to do
The dearon knew It. and tb peddler
knew - It. The iwdiller purketed the
coin and weut away, but he nutd up
bla tntnd to net even At the neit
boUN be atiHed at be waa told thai
the deacou whm baiiKlun off between
the widow and the xplnarer. and be
tbonjrht be aaw bla way Hear Three
daya later be returned and balled on
I be road opnualte to wher the farmer
waa hoelnic corn. The deaitm came
walking out to (he fence to any: :
"Being yoo aerepied that quarter
you'll have to keep It."
"Oh, It tent about tb quarter. 1
Just'Vanted to tell yon bit of oewa.
Vou kuow tb old maid Brown In the
Til la ire, dnot youf
"Seema to me I beard of her re
plied tb dearon In bis cautions way
"Well, an uncle of bers In California
baa died and left ber SI6.0O0 t-ixh.
She's keeping: It mighty quiet. She
wants some one to marry ber for lore
Instead of money."
Half an hour later the deacon waa
bitching np to drtre to, the village
Two hours later be waa saying to toe
blushing old maid: '
"Sarah, I'm alone and lonely. . I've
concluded to take another, wife. Will
yon bars met"
' Sarah could bare said "Tea" In
second, but 8a rib waa no spring chick
en. She also weighed and balanced,
things. 8hed aald "Yen" to two differ
ent men before, but wtjb no witnesses
present, and they bad left bar ail for
lorn. 'Therefore abe replied:
"Deacon. I respect and- admire yon
and belle re yon to be sincere man.
Think of this matter on your way horns
and tben write me a letter."
The deacon Jogged boms and took
bis pen In hand and wrote. Be dldnt
wait for the mall, but sent his message
to the Village by bis hired man. It
was straight talk, -and tb written an
swer waa "Yea." -
Ponr days bad passed when toe ped
dler appeared again. ' Deacon Wrenn
was out In the woodshed- dyeing bis
whiskers. As for hair, be was so near
ly bald headed that It wouldn't "pay to
fool with. Be suspended operations to
bear the peddler any:
"Another bit of news for yon. old
man.- and yoo mustn't give It away.
You've beard of the Wldder .Norman,
meblieT
"Yea. kinder beard."
"Got Ave children and never hoped
to find a atepfatber for 'era. bnt this
Is a world of change. It seems she
bad a brother In New England who
hadn't been beard of In twenty years.
Well, be turned np bis toes the other
day and left her $30,000 In cold cash.
Sbe'a keeping still about It Tbere'a
a windmill man making eyes at ber.
hut she won't let on until she knows
be loves ber for herself and ber five
sure eyed young una. Don't breaths
hint to put him on to the dough."
The deacon promised and finished
hla dyehig. As be dyed be thought
Ue thought of the difference between
$15,000 and $30,000. An early boor In '
the evening found blm at tbe Widow
Norman's. They talked crops ' and
weather for awhile, aud- tben. -with
ber five fatherless children standing
around wltb their mouths open, be
stated that be bad long .and secretly
admired tbe mother and9 desired to
make ber bis wife. She wouldn't be
lieve It at first, bnt bis assurances
linally prevailed, and abe said yes.
for an hour afterward tbe children
took turns sitting on tbelr to be step
father's lap and pulling bin dyed whisk
ers, and they called blm "poppy" as
tie departed. " ,-
It baa been said that Deacon Wrenn
weighed and balanced things, and It
may surprise the reader that be abonld
tangle himself op wltb two engage
ments. 'He bad figured It out that be
could square things wltb tbe old maid
for $1,000 or for double tbat at tbe
most Tbla would leave blm- $28,000
clear, t and that was a good enough
bargain for any man. In a week be
married' tbe widow, and -on tbe same
day be called and offered Miss Brown
a thousand big dollars. She drove blm
from tbe bouse to Indignation. Tben
be learned that bis wife bad no broth
er to die and leave ber even 13 cents
and tbat no windmill man bad ever
wanted ber. Be had Just charged ber
wltb conspiracy to defraud an Inno
cent hearted man when be waa serv
ed wltb a summons In a breach of
promise suit, and wben the case was
finally called and tried It cost blm bis
farm to make good tbe verdict And
then 0o day tbe peddle, met him In
tbe road and halted to say:
"8' more news, but don't give It
away. If yon can get a divorce from
your wife I can locate a wldder who
Invested in Texas oil stock wben It
waa only 5 cetita on the dollar and baa
held on to it until It'a now selling af-
"D your wldder and you. tooP' re
plied tbe deacon aa be passed on. Be
didn't even stop to pick np tbe coun
terfeit quarter thrown after him.
20 HOURS
cportlarjd to 005 Bay
Effective Wednesday, May 4,
1910. the Stf. "Breakwater"
will leave Portland at 9:00 a. m.
and every five days thereafter,
giving a daylight ride down the
Columbia and arriving at Coos
Bay points next morning. Re
turning, will leave Coos Bay
points at service of tide Friday,
May 6th, and every five days
thereafter.
Fare from Portland UO.0O
first-class; $7.00 seconds-class,
including meals and berth. - For
further information, tickets, re
servation, sailing dates, etc, ap
ply to Agent Ainsworth Dock,
0. W. Stinger, City Ticket
Agent, or to
Wm. McMurray,
General Passenger Agent
The 0. K. v
BBEI
Shop
PRANK OOkDCN. rrtwrtoM
BLavit.g, Shampooing. Hair Cutting
Hot and Cold Bath a in Connection.
Oos door north Uilllaia On, Bank Bldg
D. R- PARKER
ATTO m N at V - AT - LA W
CONDON. ' OREGON
W. A. DARLING
Carries a Complete Line of
WALL PAPER, PAINTS
OILS AND VARNISH
Estimates Furnished on Join at to
Jjttor and Material,
THE
shoe
rot men ;
Comfort 1 and PriJe
in your shoes are what make them
satisfactory. You will always be '
conscious of that well tfrcssec
feeling when wear
ing PACKARD
and you' will ex
peflencc foot com
fort too. " PACK-.
ARDS are superior to the highei .'
cost shoes but are sold at moder
ate prices. You can't be sha
any better for any price.
. PACKARDS are made ii
Brockton, Mass.
the home cf tl.
world's best sho.
makers and tl.
men behind the-.
have spent 30 years turning o.
footwear for men. Get the benefit
this experience
and -workmanship.
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Exclusive fit5
The Palm!
COTTMIRE rCHRENBACHER
Proprietors. ; , j
v FRESH FRUITS. SOFT DRINKS,
CIGARS ANO TOBACCOS, .
CGNFECTIONIRV, .
ETC ETC.
Our I o Crsam Parlor will s
open at the. start of tha
Season.
-BARBERSHOP-
FIRST-CLASS WORKMEN
SHAMPOOING, MASSACINC
BATHS IN CONNECTION
JARANDALL.Prop.
W. C. BROWJST
Rsal Eatat Farm Loans
ABSTRACTS OF-.-.
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TITLE.
For Gilliam County
CONDON, SOKEQON
LiVDIES!
100 Beautifully Printed
CALLING CARDS,
linen or plate finish, with '
any name, for One Dollar :
50 for 7 5 cents, f; t
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Globe Print Shop
ALWAYS APPROPRIATE
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Women Appreciate the Brilliant
Tungsten Lamp .
because it affords them infinitely better light for making their ,
toilet than the ordinary carbon incandescent. Its metal fila-
ment radiates two and a halt times as much light with' the
same amount of current. And the auality of it is much bet
ter. Its brilliancy is maintained without deterioration during
the entire life of the lamp. .
C H A C A Iv
V ' NO. GU840 . ' ' ,
Pure Bred Imported Perch eron
Sired by HARPISTLE Dam, BtU
CHACAL is a beautiful black Stal
lion with a fine
is 7 years old, weighs 2065 lbs.
CHACAL will stand the Benson
mik'8 N.W. of Gndon. Tt rm8-$12.50 for Season, due on July 1.
Insurance $20. due when mare is known to be with foal , A!l mon
ey due at once if mares change hands or are taken from county.
PARMAN
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PURE BRED PEkOH&RON. DkflCK. 1 1 1 Urs ld. Weighs 1700 lbs
Sire, Don Pedro, No. 000-1 Dam Paiasible, French No. 610C0,
American No. 42612.
NEVARRE will stand the season of 1910 at Parman Bros.' ranch 4
miles N.W. of Condon. Terms-$12.60 for Season, due on July 1.
Insurance $20, due when mare is known to be with foal'" AU mon
ey due at once if marcs change hands or are taken from county.
PARMAN BROS., Owners and Keepers.
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. Every woman should try one in her own house.
. J. It fostffcut a few cerits aftd jvill save her money. " :
. . V Ak us' to show you the new GE 40-watt lamps. f
Condon Electric Company
disposition. He
of 1910 at Parman Bros. ranch 4
BROS., Owners and Keepers.
1J U A N ,
No. 27510.
The only Registered Belgian Stallion
iin Gilliam County. A Typical Draft
' Horse, bay with white star in fore
head, weighs 1900 lbs. : Will stand
season of 1910, April 1 to July l.at
For terms and particulars see bills.
W. I. SBBIRT, Owner and Keeper.
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