f 00 Doses ; :
For One Dollar
Economy in medicine must be
measured by two things cost and
effect. It cannot be measured by
either alone. It ia greatest in that
medicine that does the most for
the money that radically and per
manently cures at the least ex
pense. That medicine ts ,
Hood's Sarsaparilta
It icrinea and enriches the blood,
cures pimples, eczema and - all
eruptions, tired, languid feelings,
loss of appetite and general debility.
"I bar taken Hood's Saraprii!a, and
found it reliable and eivlne perfect ntinfao
lion. It take away that tired feeling, ive
nerry and puts th blood in food condition."
Miss Errti eowsst, iSi 10th Street, N. W,
Mutually Agreed.
"Ciit, Gunner tle.timepsao on
ami I grow stout and ixnl-facod, will
you Jove me just the same?"
"I don't think it's quite air to put
it that way, Mabel. You see, I'm
quite likely to experience a change my
self. No doubt I'll develop an alder
manic rotundity and a tierce double
chin and a dignified waddle and"
"Stop, Georgel I can't bear to think
of you looking like that."
"And I can't dream ot you aa ttout
and red-nosed, Mabel."
"Why borrow trouble?"
"Why, indeed?" Cleveland Flain
dealer.
PoIUb Nationalists Actlr.
Folish rationalists held a great meet
ing in Lemberg recently for the pur
ine of keeping alive the Polish na
tional sentiment. The gathering ex
pressed sympathy with Polish re
sistance to German and Russian op
pression. It also urged the direction
of Tolish effort in Austria, Russia and
Germanv toward the common aim of
Washington, D. C
Hood's Sarsaparilta promises to )
vui v aiiu anja ine prsmiiBi
. national independence.
The Only Judge.
"That's a good idea."
"Do you think so?" " . -"Im
sure of it, aren't you?"
"I'm never sure of an idea until I've
applied the test.'
"What's the test?" -"Submit
it to a publisher," replied
the author, wearily. "If he accepts it,
its good. Chicago Tost.
Brart or Ohio, rm or -rout do, (
LlVAS lNTT.
I
Faaxa J. t hknky make oath that he la the
senior carter of the firm ot F. J. I'henst A Co.. I
doing tMiRirieKi In the "ity ol Toledo, Comity t
na ?;aie arorewa, ana tnat aia orm will par
theaum ot ONE Hl'MKI) IXM.LAKS foreaob.
and eTery case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
by the use of Hiu'i Catarrh Ci at
FKAXK J. CHENEY
fworn to before me ami eubfcribed in my
Equals the Bramble Bash Story.
John Miller, colored, of Uniontown,
r., became blind in his right eye
many months ago and recently one of
the family threw a potato, which des
troyed the sight of his left eye. His
physicians believed him entirely blind,
but the sight gradually returned to the
tight eye.
For fortr year's nso-s Cure for Con
Sumption has cured coughs and colds. At
druggists. Price 25 cents. ,
Mot a Believer.
Miss Elderly You mustn't, believe
all you hear.
Mrs. Malaprop I dout. Nor half I
sav.
Hall "a Catarrh Cure ia tasen internally and acta
directly on the Mood and mucous turfacca of
ine ayaiem. t-end lor temmcmals, free.
, F- J- CHENEY 4 CO., Toledo, Ok
Bold by druggists, 76c
Haifa Family fills are the best.
INot Sanguine.
"What do you think the result of a
national American theater would be?"
"Merely to create an appetite for
more," answered the cold-blooded
manager. v "One national theater
couldn't possibly accommodate all the
unprodueed plays."
10,000 Plants for 16c.
This is a remarkable offer the John A. SaliT
Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis , makes. Tbey will
end you their M; plant and reed catalog,
together with enough seed to grow
1, M tin, solid Cabbages, ..
2. A0 delicious Car ots,
2.000 b aliening, nutty Celery,
1,0 Qrioh, buttery Lettuce,
!,O0O splendid Onions,
l.taio rare, lucious Radishes,
l,t0 g.orious brilliant Flowers.
This great ofl'er Is ma le in order to Induce
you to trr their warranted seeds for when
yon once plant them you will grow no others,
and
all roa en 16c rosTAoa,
providing you return this notice, and if tou
will send them 3c in postage, they will add to
the above a pact see of the famous Berliner
Cauliflower. i. C. L.J I
Autos" Must Heed the Rules.
Motor cars we are assured have come
to stay ; they have created a new indus
try and a new source of pleasure; but
they have also created a new abuse,
and the condition on which they will
continue to be tolerated is that they
conform to the rules of roads made for
others and not for them.
Man Oh, yes; she refused me and
cave me no reasons whatever. Maid
Isu't she a salnO Judge.
"What Is It that makes men great,
papa?" 'Terelatent advertising, my
son. Cleveland Plain Dealer.
First Theatergoer This play was
taken from the Italians. Second The
atergoerLucky Italians! Smart Set.
She What ts a "fool killer,- any
way J lie I don't know. I never met
one. She Naturally. Philadelphia
Public Ledger.
"Poor thing, did she take her hus
band's death much to heart?" "Why,
she's prostrated with grief! She can't
see a soul except the dressmaker."
-le man dat knows a heap an' don't
try to do uuffln'," said Uncle Eben,
"au de man dat dou know numn' an'
tries to do a heap Is bof of 'etu nuis
ances." Washington Star.
"Americans are great kickers," re
marked the visiting Englishman. "Yes,
Indeed." replied the enthusiastic Amer-,
lean. "That'a what makes us ucu eu-'
thusiastlc football players." s
Ethel I heard the count had Jilted
Gladys. Jean Oh, no; he's too much
of a gentleman for that. I know pos
itively that he gave Gladys three days'
In which to Jilt him. New Orleau;
Democrat.
"But they told me you had money."
"And they buukoed me Into thinking
you were rich." "Well, what's to bej
done about It?" "Let's" fall in love
just ror spite." Cincinnati Commer
cial Tribune.
Xoozey I see they've revived the.
rumor that General Kitchener is to be
married. Uenpeck That wouldn't be
surprising. lis natural for him to
waut to know something about every
form of warfare. Philadelphia Press.
"Prisoner, why did you strike this
man?" "If you please, your honor, he
came to me suddenly ami said, 'How
old is Ann? " "Well, what hurt did
that do?" "Why, you see, your hon
or, Ann is my wife." Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
When Mr. Smith started for locLie
meeting the other night he said to his
wife, "Mary. I believe I'll take the
key, for I might have trouble in And
Ing It when I get home." "Yes," said
his wife, "and you'd better take the
keyhole, too." Lyre.
tT . i - ,
Lare Congregation Expected. " cenainiy was a pretty wed-
Cy Higrass Heerd 'bout Decum ! n eerJing was so nicely ar-
Billins' fall? rangea. sue l uat s just what I think;
Hi Sigrass Ye don't tell! Whati'na ine muslc wa especially arpro-
did he fall from? I Pnate- ue I don t remember. What
CyHigrass From grace. He-he! 1 41 a P'83 She The Last Hope.
They're goin' to church 'im next Sun- Llpplncott s Magazine.
day morning. Baltimore American. I "Isn't there some way to patch up
your differences with your husband?"
asked the kind lawyer. "No wav at all.
Lady member of the advanced bri- j sir," answered the woman. "When
gade I cannot understand why you ( ever he gets the least bit mad he re
men seem to prefer the silly, foolish, ; minds me that I bad to advertise to
inane Women, who have not tWO eethlm." Inrlinnnnnlla Knn
MuL
... . u
lings
"An attack of la grippe left me
with a bad cough. My friends said
I had consumption. I then tried
Aycr's Cherry Pectoral and It
cured me promptly."
A. K. Randies, Nokomia, III.
Yoti forgot to buy a bot
tle of ycr's Cherry Pec
toral when your cold first
came on, so you let it run
along. Even now, with
all your hard coughing, it
will not disappoint you.
There's a record of sixty
years to fall back, on.
Thre alteai Wo., nonch for an antlnarv
eoMj ju tnjht ttr lK.irhltti, kwu.
ns, hard eokU, !.; ft. uttt eoonutuhoal
fix chrvMile ckim ant H kwt on KiH.
4. v. Al tK to Lvwau, Mail.
Johnnw
Easy lor Johnny.
had been told
to write a
!ettnc,imaui day ot December, a. D. 1S96. short composition in which he should
I A-w- 6LEAS0X, My something about all the days of the
' ' . . . !'atary Public ! TV. i;ttu t.,nn thmnk . f.,-
minutes, and then triumphantly pro
duced this: "Monday father and I
killed a bear, and there was meat
enough to last over Tuesday, Wednes
day, Thuredav, Friday, Saturday and
Sunday."
Beaming. -
"Remember," admonished the rev
erend gentleman, "when you begin to
notice the mo e in your neighbor's eye
there is pretty certain to be a beam in
your own."
That's right," replied Sinnickson,
it makes the average man's whole face
beam to find a mote in his neighbor's ,
ar n ' t . I... T . I
LUXURIES FOR SERVANTS.
Private I'.atti autl Fultea In Hjme ot
the Nw llonava.
The uew palucea built lu this city
every year do not supply luxuries for
their owners alone. The employe are
also looked after and prvvlxloit la made
for their comfort to a degree never
known anywhere else.
In oue of the new houses on an up
town street near the avenue the man
mm vunta quarters consist of three small
rooms on the t p Qoor. Adjoining them
la a small tiled room with a shower
and plunge bath and spray. In the
same room are three basins lu order
that the meu may all wash simul
taneously If they want to, , ,
lKwnstrtlis adjoining the entrance
hall Is another sleeping room for a man
servant, and It has as much light and
air as any lu the house, lu addition to
tuning a private Nth.
The rooms for the woman ser vents
are ou the th'rd floor, and accommodate
six. They are arranged that two
sltvp In each room and bar the use
of a bathroom, fit addition to thee
apartments there are two rooms and
a bath to be used by any servant who
liappcua to be 111. These two rooms ar
t so situated that a servant lu them
may be quarantined so completely as
If out of the house.
Adjoining the nursery and separated
from It only by a drettstng-rooiu la the
E&p'alnlng Mis Interest.
"Who is that little uiauwhoisso
vehemently in favor of tho butcher's
national strike?"
"Why, he's our leading vetarian." apartment of the head nurse, which Is,
. . - .... 111 of course, supplied with Its private
bath. Near the room of the mlstreu
of the house Is the room of her maid,
and It has the same conveniences as
the others.
Thus are the servants of the wealthy
housed. When It is taken Into con
sideration that these rooms are kept In
order and supplied with everything
needful by the housekeeper, the lot of
the household ' servant In the United
States seems more desirable than ever.
Most house In which a large staff
of servants are employed have also
sltttngroom for their diversion. Of
course, not all ot the new houses built
now have such an equipment as this
one. It Is Intended for a youug couple
married only a year ago. The bride's
mother gave It as her wedding preseut,
and It will cost $000,000 when com
tary Parkdale Tennis Club, Chi- I'-xew York sun.
II Miss Rose Peterson. Screetoi
MEDICAL, EXAMINER
. . .
.- . ' 1 - " 1 '' 1 " ,
1
Of the United States Tpensury' Rcca
ommends Pcrunti. .
Other Prominent Physicians
Use and Endorse Pe-ru-na
Pr. Llewellyn Jordan, medical exam
Iner of tho, U, S. treaaury department,
graduate of Columbia college, and who
served three years at West l'olnt, lias
tno following to say of IVnsnat
"Allow me to exnrena mv s-ratltude
to you for the benefit derived from
your wonderful remedy. On short
month has brought forth a vast change
mi i now consider myself a well man
after month of suffering. Fellow
sufferer, I'eruna will cur you."
A constantly increasing number of
physicians prescribe l'oruna in their
practice. It has proven its merit so
thoroughly that even the doctors have
overcome their prejudice against so
called patent medicines and recommend
it to their patients.
renin occupies a unique position In
medical science. It is the only in
ternal syslemio catarrh remedy
known to the medical profesion today,
Catarrh, as every one will admit, ia the
cause of otm-hulf the disease which
aillicls mankind... Catarrh and ca
tarrhal diseases alllict one-half of the
people of tho United State.
THE SAMURAI AND JIU-JITSU.
Too Generous.
The Moat Wantlerful Pjreteiat or Ath
' letlca Known In the World.
More than twenty-five hundred years
ago there sprang Into existence, In
Japan, an order of kulght who were
known as the tamural. To them wax
Imparted all the learning, the polite
and the forma of superiority
the gentleman. They wire
skilled In arms and versed In the arts
of war, for they were the Etuporor's
tlghtlng-men, and none but they were
allowed to bear anus.
As there could not always be war on
hand, and as It was considered beneath
the dignity of the samurai to go Into
any ordinary callings, It csme about
naturally that these little knights found
much Idle time ou their hand. Doing
meu of war, they turned their attention
to athletic feats. One among the
me
Mia after SnitdaT'anaeorBr.KUne'aUreatKerTe
Beatorer. Bend for Free 852 trial bottleand treattaa,
XW.K.H. Kline, UA..W Arch 6V.. Philadelphia, f
. A Case of Easy Picking.
You know that man Flipperton, who
claims to read character at a glance?
Yes.
Well, he swindled me out of $300.
Indeed? I didn't suppose he ever
put his boasted talent to any practical
use. Cleveland Flain Dealer.
Vother will flna Mrs. Wlnrtow'a Sootblna
teething aeaaon.
MVtuvi a uuu. wis, ' iuoio w : ' n 1 II J
St nip the beat remedy to uae tor their children
Offer Is Accepted.
When Lewis Nixon was leader of
Tammany, an impulsive young demo
crat presented himself. "I'm Mr. .
I've nothing to offer you but myself
I" "That's enough. I accept
you. Ereiybody else wbt has been
here today has come armed with sug
gestions and plans. A man was what
I wanted."
thought in their empty heads. If I
were a man I should select a girl with
a mind of her own.
Male Outsider The worst of that
sort of woman is that she is always so . . , .. : , .
tA t u ' Joined the husband.
Knew the Man.
"I see that Planus, who was your
architect, is building a house for him
self now."
"Is he," exclaimed the victim.
"I'll bet he'll cheat himself." Phila
delphia Press.
Worldly Bobble.
"Thursday was a lucky day for Bob
bie Tuffly."
"Did Jennie accept him?"
"No. She refused him."
"You don't call that lucky. Jennie
has all kinds of money.""
"Yes, but Bobbie has just met a girl
with more of the big denominations."
Horrid Maa.
She If every atom in the human
body is renewed every seven years, I
cannot be the same woman that you
married. .
He I've been suspecting that for
S)me time. Pearson's "Weekly.
IS COMING
5i 7 !TN A LL" "JJ A rrrv p-rs. w n
BRINGING
' "I shall get a divorce," cried the an
gry wife, her eyes flashing Are.
'Henceforth I shall be freer "Well,
I haven't any kick conilnsr." calmlv re-
"It'H be more
money in my pocket every morning, I
tell you those." Kennebec Journal.
Mistress Did any one call while I
was out, Jane? Jane Yls, mum. Wan
gentlemin wui afther callln', mum.
Mistress What was his name? Jane
Molke O'Rafferty. mum, an he was
as glad to folnd yez out as he wuz to
find me in, Oi'm thlnkln', mum. Chi
cago News.
"A woman can never keep anything
to herself," said Danboy to his wife,
who had been repeating something he
didn't want known. "Oh, yes, she
can," said Mrs. Danboy, sweetly. "I'd
like to know what it is," he growled.
"It's her real and private opinion of
her husband."
"Does the baby talk yet?" asked a
friend of the family. "No," replied the
baby's disgusted little brother, "the
baby doesn't have to talk." "Doesn't
have to talk?" "No; all the baby has
to do is to yell and It gets anything
there Is in the house that's worth hav
ing." New York Times.
Mrs. Bllklns (sweetly) Do have an
other piece of cake, Cousin John.
Cousin John Why, really, I've already
had two; but it's so good I. believe I
will have another. Little Johnnie (ex
citedly) Ma's a winner! Ma's a win
ner! She said she'd bet. you'd make a
pig of yourself! Town and Country,
The i effete East: Wabash "Uow
long did It take you to do that pic
ture?" French artist( proudly) "I am
ongage upon eet for secx months."
Wabash "Just as I thought You'ra
dead slow over there. Wby, I've saw
cago, from experience advises all
young girls who have paias and
sickness peculiar to their sex, to
use Lydia E. Pinkhaa's Vege
table Compound.
IIow many beautiful young girls de
velop into worn, listless and hopeless
women, sitnnlv beraiiu-aiieir,;,,
tion has not been paid to their physical breeding, i
ievelopmcnt No woman is exempt that mark
rrom physical weakness and periodic
p.iin, andyounpr girls just budding into
womanhood should be carefully guided
physically as well as morally. Another
woman,
Miss Ilarnah E. Mershon, Col
iinsswood, X.J., says :
' I thought I would write and tell
you that, by following your kind ad
vice, I feel like & new person. I was
always thin and delicate, and so weak
that I could hardly do anything. Men
btrnation waa irregular.
" I trie.1 Knffln r.t
Compound and began to feel better ,mua, conceived the Idea of learning,
right way. 1 continued Its use, and b PW'e the location of every aenal-
am now well and strong, and men- tire nerve aud muscle In the body,
struate regularly. I cannot say enough After that he discovered all the Joint
-ZZo?J.m SfmS id ior m-n the bones that could be seised in
J5O0O ftrfltt If original cf e6cv lltttr BnitHt . .
$tmiii4its$ cannot producrt. "mw Mich a way as to give momentary power
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable over tl mu8'lt' of nn adversary. He
Compound will cure any woman practiced with his fellow samurai, and
e4Jand, wh Suffers from thus by deKreos was developed the
fT2fiVK?We 5 animation of ,, wonderful system of athletic
tlioovaries.andkidnejrtxoublea. kHOWn lnthewor,j. The Japanese call
this work Jlu-Jltu. The deft pressures
applied In the practice of jlu-Jtsu pro
duce only momentary pain but do not
really Injure the muscles or nerves.
In all other thirds the Japanese are the
ntot polite jeople In all the world;
so It follows that even In their fighting
they have developed a. humane yet
effective method of self-defense. They
do not strike out with the clenched
list, and seek to bruise, as do the
Anglo-Saxons In their boxing contetrts.
A knowledge of the Jlu-Jltxa enables
one almost Instantly to convince bis
opponent that It Is useless to light
There aro now schools of Jiu-jitsu
everywhere In Japan. Every soldier,
sailor, and policeman Is obliged to per
fect himself In the systrri. A Japanese
policeman, possessed of the art,- has
known single-handed to reduce to sub
mission and to tnke to the police-station
four sturdy sailors of a foreign Asiatic
squadron. St. Nicholas.
BIG CROPS 1 PAYING CROPS!
Are always reported when Portland
S-eil o.'a "Diamond Brand" ewedn
are planted. Why? BeoaTue we nell
T"M ihe kind thst sr-ir the best on
this coast. Our In) prie Heed Boole
No. IH tells all. Sent free.
PORTLAND SEED CO., Portland, Oreton
Tffni1tmrttr fnr Ttan Mml P.tnltrv Rtirnllpa
Every Catarrh sufferer dreads the cominj of winter, for with the first
breath of the "ice-king" this miserable disease is fanned into life and all
the disgusting symptoms return. The nostrils are stoooed no and the
throat can be kept clear of mucous secretions only by continual hawking 1 fellers In Chicago turnln them things
and spitting: Catarrh is a nuisance jout whIIe ye waif-Philadelphia
to the one who has it, but everybody
else. The thick, yellow discharge
from the head produces a feeling of
personal defilement, and the odor of
the breath is almost intolerable.
The catarrhal poison brings on
Stomach troubles and affects the Kid
neys and Bladder. It attacks the
soft bones and tissues of the head
and throat, causing total or partial
deafness, the loss of smell, and giv
ing to the voice a rasping, nasal
twang. No part of the body is secure
from its ravages. Catarrh make3
you sick all over, for it is a dis
ease of the blood, and circulates all
through the system, and for this
reason, sprays, washes, inhalers,
Siowders and salves have proven
ailures.
The way to cure Catarrh thor
oughly and permanently is to cleanse
fr.; Deserve your eonfl-
jpw dence. They have never -
I'l"- J failed won't fall now. rf
. 1-w Sold by all dealer. f
i'VZ 1904 Beetl Annual Jh'
i -rr f postpaid, free. fx
& " . D, M. FERRY A CO. j
h:.'.'. :sb., ;
Pills
UoU-i t It. li.dNrta, M.D., Wash
Ingtoti, 1. C writeH:
"Through my own experience
as well as that of many of my
friends and acquaintances who
have been cured or relieved of
catarrh by the use of llartman'
I'eruna, I can confidently recom
mend It to those suffering from
such disorders, and have no hes
itation In prescribing It to my
paticnt.,,- Robert K. Roberts.
msm
WW
DR. LLUWIXLYN JORDAN
Medical Hxanilncr United State
Treasury.
Pr. U. Kobldns, Muskogee, 1. T.,
writes:
"IVruna is the lest medicine I know
of (or coughs aud to strengthen a weak
stoiiiuch aud .to give appetite. ISesides
prvscribing it f..r catarrh, I have ord
ered it (or weak and debilitated jH'oplo,
and have not had a patient but said it
helH-d Mm. It is an excellent medi
cine and it Ills so many cases.
"I have a largo practice, and have a
chance to prescrilw your reruns. 1
hope you may live long to do good to
tho sick and the suffering."
lr. M. ('. (Ice, writes frohi 813 Jones
St., San Francisco, Cal.:
"I'eruna bus performed so many won
derful cures in San Francisco that I am
convinced that it is a valuable remedy.
I. have frequently advUtd its use for
women, as 1 find it Insures regular aud
painless menstruation, cures leucorr
hoea and ovarian trouble, ami builds
up the entire system. 1 nNo consider
It one of the finest catarrh remedies I
know of." M. C. (ice, M. p.
Catarrh is a systemic discnw tur
ablo only by systemic treatment. A
remedy (hat cures catarrh imit aim di
rectly at tho depressed itervo centers.
This is what IVrtina !. i.
IVruna immediately inviorntes tho
nerve-center which give vitality to th
inucouM membranes. Then catarrh dis
npjH ars. Then catarrh is pel manently
cureil.
If you do not derive prompt and sat
isfactory result from the uwlTf IVruna
write at once to Pr. llartman, giving a
full statement of your ae, and ho will
Ihj pleased to give you hi valuable ad
vice gratis. Address Pr, llarlmun,
1'residentof The llartinuii Sanitarium,
Columbus, Ohio.
No Offense Meant.
Blobba I understand, sir, that you
referred to my photograph as a side-
showT
Slobbs Don't get excited, old man
I merely meant that it was a protlle."
t Locomotive's ureal Speed.
rrt . . ...
i ne announcement is maae tnat a
new engine traveling between Pari
and Havre has achieved at many points
on the route a steed of 120 miles an
hour. This emtio ha ton, wheels and
is of enormous sine and weight. The
driver states that it fulfilled all x
pectations, and went through the high
speed experiment without any break
down.
Good
COTJLD HOX HEAR THJS TICK OF
CLOCK.
Wataontown, Pa., July 13, 1903,
DearBira:
I have used 8. S. 8. for Catarrh of th
inner ear, and have found it an excel
lent re mod r for same. Z bad been
troubled with thia diaeaae for years
and tried many thinge in an effort to
get relief, but nothing' did me any
fermanent (rood until I began S. 8. 8.
had a diacharg-e from my ear and my
hearing was so badly affected that I
couid not hear the tick of a clock. I waa
in bad shape when I began your med
icine. 8. 8. S. baa done away with the
diacharge and my hearing haa been
wonderfully improved; so much ao
that I can now carry on a conversation
in an ordinary tone, wbereaa a year
ago tbia waa impossible.
Your medicine haa done me a world of
good and I do not hesitate to give it the
credit it deserves.
W. T. KaUMBINE.
KO SIGN
07 catabbh:
teen yeabs.
IN THIB-
Krebs, Ind. Ter., Aug. 1, 1003.
Dear Sirs:
- About thirteen veara a.sa I uaed tout
the blood of the unhealthy secretions . remedy for Catarrh. I had been troubled
t. , ' . . , with it for about nine yeara, but since
that keep the membranes of the body taking b. 8. a. have never been worried
inflamed, and nothing does this so with it. I laei able to recommend 8. 8. 8.
.1.. ,i.. o o o' a aa a aure cure for Catarrh. .
surely and promptly as S. S. S. As .T. Mll.WEE.
iuug aa iuc uioou is poisonea wim
Press.
Mrs. Bllklns (sweetly) "Do have an
other piece of cake, Cousin John."
Cousin John "Why, really, I
ready had two; but It's so good
Here I will have another." Little John
nie (excitedly) "Ma's a winnerl Ma's
a winner! She said she'd bet you'd
make a pig of yourselfl" Town and
Country.
The Kansas farmer was looking anx
iously at the sky. "I hope," he said,
"that none o' them there cyclones
come along." "Are you afraid of
them?" asked the stranger, "i ain't
never been before," answered the farm
er, "but I lifted the mortgage off the
place yesterday, and it's so denied
light now U wouldn't take much of
any kind of a wind to blow It a way.
The mortgage sort 0' weighted it down
before, you know." Chicago Post.
Ayer's Pills are good liver
pills. You Know that. The best
family laxative vou can buv.
ve ai-1 They keep the bowels regular, up "The AnvI1 chorus- from "ii Tr
d I be- CUre COnStiDation f e.XWco. "tore." I was very much annoyed 1
TJT 5 -VyJl Lof. ' distressed and tried to stop It. Sudd
Want your moustache or beard
a beautlfulbrownor rich black? Use
BUCKINGHAM'S DYE
firry rr v dri,';
The Financial Editor,
"Where's the financial editor?" asked
; the visitor.
"H Just stenned out to borrow a
Catarrhal matter the discharge of mucus and other disgusting symptoms quarter." answered the dramatic editor,
f the miserable disease will continue. S. S. S. goes to the fountain source "He'll be back In a minute though."
01 tne trouble and purines and enriches Indianapolis Sun.
the blood, and so invigorates and tones up
the system that catching cold and con
tracting Catarrh is not so likely to occur,
keep the blood in order and winter 's comin g
brings none of the discomforts of Catarrh.
Write us particulars of your case, and
let our physicians help you get rid of this
blood-tainting and stubborn disease. We make no charge whatever fot
medical advice, jus SWIFT SPECIFIC CO. ATLANTA CJL
v Raisers of Tropical Fruit i
A large part of the tropical fruit
used In the United States is raised hy '
the transportation companies which'
bring it.
Many a man lives poorly in order to
die rich.
WATHERWISE
IS THE MAN WHO WEARS
wvrs e 1 ir if cn e
.... . .
n reputation exlendinfl over
ixty-six years and our
duo,r&rte are back, of
v every oarment bearing the
i'N ClrM AC TUT- C' CU1
There or man imitations.
v De sure or xne nam)
1 wwck on xn Duuons.
I V ON SALE EVEJYTTHEKt ,u
A J. TOWEB to "SftSTOM. MA44.U A. A.
TOWES CANADIAN CO.LmutW. TORONTO. CAN.
Wy7 U
Noire a Curative Agent,
The Chinese doctor sets up a terrible
racket when colled to treat the sick.
This Is supposed to drive evil spirits
away, and It unquestionably acts well
in a great many cases. Civilization
demands rest and quiet; all noise Is
barred from the sick room. The Chin
ese have demonstrated, unknowingly',
a great psychological or psychopatbo
loglcal fact. A patient of mine had re
ceived the last rites of the church, the
pulse had ceased at the wrist and he
had sunk into that coma which pro
ceeds death. ' ....
Somebody In the neit house struck
Trov-
and
Stop It. Sudden-'
lylhe pulsation at the wrist began j
again, the patient - gradually , .opened
his eyes and motioned to his sister, 1
She bent low and he whispered In her
ear. "Te dura te dee; that Is my favor
ite tune." said -ho. We, -roused him. fed j
him, and today, ten years after the
event, he weighs 240 pounds. , The j
therapeutics of vibration or noise Is yet :
to be written. So I have discovered'
that anything that can arouse the sub
conscious subliminal self will cure my
patient when aU drugs fall, and noise
Is. a very cheap agent. Medical Brief,
limiiTTrmi
At The Post
. . . 0 -
Up n) dolnr. to Hva ind hfllp
toUv. thaoidreiUbb
St Jacobs Oil
If tn universal banohctor 1
to th cur cf
. . -
Hurts, Sprains
and Bruises
Prtca, 35o. sad 50o.
IIIIIIIIITIIIIITiniTIl
Growth ot English.
At the lH'ginuiug of U,. nim-tnii,
century Kuglish was the native smwIi
of perhaps 20,oti,0OU .( men and
women, and at tho close of the century
it was spoken by 130,000,000.
Strictly Modcr.
Mrs, Hattorson- Your new house, 1
suppose, will le finished In modern
style? (
Mrs. faiterson Oh, yes; nothing In
It but ant I.pies. Town Topics.
Chums.
Ik'saie The wedding is a long way
off, but I get dreadfully nervous when
I think ot it.
May I don't blame you fr worry,
ing. Wouldn't it be dreadful if l.o
should get rich suddenly and not have
to marry. Indianapolis Sun.
Perrin's Pile Specific
Th INTERNAL REMEDY
No Cat Exists It Will Not Cora
I EtUb
WELL DRILUtSQ
MACHINERY.
rOKTAlll.K ml trill any dryUL
4 Dirn:itt.T STVI.KH.
W challviifa cni"'llil..n.
KlilFRSON MACMIM:k CO.
I out AlorrUun St., IWtUnil, Or.
WEWILL BUY
Catllo, Shmnp,
Hob; O ml vmm,
dromu't lot'l,
hliiil.iiiHrloin mil
loitm o( flof. Vmal, Pork mnd Pouh
"jr. ' Wwllll rnuntry r.Ii'r,
SMITH II IV OH.
Wholetale Butcher HoK I LAND, OR.
P. N. I).
Ha. 6-1904.
WHEN writing toadvartlasraplMM
menilun tlili yaiinr.
NOTHIHQ SO GOOD rOmCHICHBNn Mft THg
PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD
It maHei Heni Lay nd Kpi them Liylng Itcsret Roup, Cholirs and All
Diieaset. It itrtngthenl y&ung chlcki, and maxw tham grow. Pric25cand50c,
"T yn ohl.Ikeru tuiimenriMt rlylnir. nd fttr TrulnS fnnr down I pur
ehawd apaikave of your WlUHHIAS eoULTKY Oor, which tp'd tli-in
from dylnir and I ham coiutentty kept It 00 luuul er unco. 1 can rroommvmt
l(M Jut whlli urvdvd in ral.lug pouJlrjr - ...O. B. U1UUIN, Llh, Unit,
1 7. fOUTLANU ItUKU CO., I'ortUnd. Or., Coaat Aaeiita.
w5
e UOL e Ujurnr . . . r i ft tail S
tiunaa nnisi ai a ilsi raitei
Beit Cough 6 jr up, Tueta Good, Ult
in lime. Bold by dniKtris"-
This Tramp Waa Economical,
Joffhth Flynt, student of tramps,
has his memory stored with odd re
marks heard on the road.
"On the outskirts of Boston," said
Mr. Flynt on day, "I fell, In tome
year ago, with a long haired tramp.
I hardly ever raw such long hair as
this fellow had. I couldn't resist th
temptation to speak to him about It
'Why don't you get your hair cut?'
I said.
"'Because,' be answered, 'this hat
would be three size to big for m if.
I did.'"
Lots of husbands
that they made the
live ty marrying.
and wive agree
mistake of their
iff
IS
SALZER'S NATIONAL OATS
urratat oiu or thm iwitnH .
lutoaiJ hu.h.lii ptraor. Eviry farmer In Amnlcacao hava
J.ich yl.ld. In VM falw, po.nlT.lr S.mr.nM. thlaTtmirl
BOitronf, h.avl r Itdrn .torn, from nn. K.m.lnrirml I Thai
la tnaacret of It nnrmoua yield. Straw .Iron, Mirr, atanil.
iliSarVdJrlMTat " tMMv,lT tb grwu,t r to "
noma Builder Corn ... V,
l".!?"' t"".'? aorra la loni prolno.(I aornor
trioim y that th. product built a noma. Hw Salror'i atalOK
UlliS I'-K-f fI Hvle.t Yellow Dent Corn on
earth. e d ni In Ind.. I.',7 hn.h.u in rihi "
H bMillwS'1 ta Ub!9 wa la e,
Spelt and Macaroni Wheat -
Bnalla la th. rraateat cereal food oa aarth. yi.Mlnr M Dtiahela
U'V "",r per .era. Than comef Macaroni
"'oln4F :u ?. r ".""ns a high a. It bmhrti
VHtSTf" J?" cornea Haona Karlev for arid, dry aoiia
Teoalnt aad Billion DoUar Graa
9
mm
KiiV l , oa'vrT farm In America, .normounljr lirolulu.
"uuMBim wiua i to ia loojuay parwjial " .,
Allalla Clover -Wa
ar baadqaartera for Alfalfa, th. kind ytaldtn 7 tona
pr aor. ! (talzer'a Alslka Clover, bardy aa oak yi.ldlnjrS
S,'"?' ?J.ei!57Vt "VParar.! Wa arTla.Vrowera'of
MnmirtMh K Clovar, of Crlmaoa Oov.r. of 3u". Clovr.
I I moiliy and all aorta aad VarleUas of fraatta, Our oalaloc
tlveafuUdwcrlptloa, , "wvmmu
For 10 la Postage Stamp , ,
nn tna tiima or in a paper, w. will aand tou a lot of farm
awd aaraplM, Innludlnn aomaof almva. fully worth tin 7 to f
aalart,lontnerwllhourmammoth HO-paxatlluuratad
oauiog, ajunawonniW.U(l loavu wUMtwaka armat f
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