DraMzed'Down Feeling In the loins. KervousDess, nnrefreahlng sleep, despon dency. ' ' ' It It time 70a wen doing something-. Tbe kidney were anciently called the rem hi your case they are holding the rein and driving you into aerious trouble. Hood's Sarsaparilla Act with the most direct, beneficial effect on the kidney. It contains the best and latest substance for correcting and toning thee organs. A Good Reason. Mrs. GreeneWhat do 70a have an alarm clock in your chamber for if you don't haw the alam woond op? Mr. Gray If yon could have heard Use awful things my husband aaid when the alarm vent of!, you wouldn't aak me. Kscpbig Her Oood Ear Watch. "Yea ehonld ileep on .your right aide, madam." 'I really can't do it doctor; my hus band talks in his sleep, and I can't hear a thing with my left ear." Town Topics. , ;v , ' ' , ; lasdequat Motive." Hiwee What did they do with that fellow who was arrested for stealing ci gar from McStogy'e place? Barnes Oh, he war discharged. The prosecutor was unable to prove a motive for. the alleged theft. The judge as it happened had smoked one of McStogy! cigars. Ma Narrow Logic "If I had my way," said the man of high principles, "there would be no money in politics." '. , "But," aaid Senator Sorghum, "if you didn't put any money in politics it isn't likely you could hare your way." LOWEST RATES To Chicago, Dubuque and the East; to Dee Moines, Kansas City and the Booth ea ft, via Chicago Great West era railway. Electric lighted trains. Unequalled service. Write to J. P. Elmer, Q. P. A., Chicago, for informa tion. Asj Odd Contrast. It la a curious fact that, whereas in Italy the eduated classes are physically greatly inferior to the peasants, in Eng land members of the learned societies are physically superior to the laboring classes. Jumping Power of Women. While a woman can, as a rule, only throw a ball 45 per cent as far as a man, she can jump 62 per cent as far as a man can leap. lun or Ohio, tm or toloo, t Li'cas County. ( Taunt J. Ciimt make oath that he Is th senior patter of tbe firm of F. J. Cacarr 6 Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County and Stat aforesaid, tod that said fins will pay the mm ot ONS HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every cue of Catarrh that cannot be cored by the ue of Haix' Catabkr Ccaa. FRANK i. CHENKT Sworn to before me and ubacribed in my presence, this Stb day of December, A. D. 1886. J 1 A.W.GLEA80N, lil Satan, Public Hall' Catarrh Cnre ii taken internally and act directly ob the blood and mucous surface of the system. Send for tmtimoniala, free. F. J. CHENY A CO., Toledo, X Sold by drnrgiiu, 75c iUii'a Family Fill are the best. ' Mne Peas la a Pod. . When a maiden is shelling peas, ac cording to an old superstition, she should if she find a pod with nine peas in it put it over tbe house door. Then the first young man to enter the bouse through the door will marry her. His Conscience Troubled Him. "Look here, are yon the man I gave square meal to one cold, bleak Feb ruary morning?" "I'm the man, mam." "Well, do you remember you promised to shovel ATI the snow out of my back yard and then sneaked off without doing it?" ' "Yes, mum, an' me conscience smote me. Dat's de reason I tramped all de way here t'rough de blazing sun to finish de Job." TIY0 Permanently Cored. Wo fits or fllw afterflntear'SDMofDr.Kiuie'sOnatMsrv Restorer. Bend for Free AS trial bottle and treattoa f. A. H. Kline, Ltd.. au Arch St, Philadelphia, Fa. Caase for Joy. Mamma Yes, the elopers have been discovered at Niagara Falls. They are going to telegraph home for forgive ness. Papa Ihank goodness! I thought they were going to Megraph home for funds. Doesn't Reciprocate. "MIs'ry likes comp'ny, don't it?" "Yes, but. when I see it comin', dat's de day I don't feel sociable." Atlanta Constitution. Good Pills Avers Pills are good liver pills. You know that. The best tamil laxative you can buy. They keep the bowels regular, P!iri Pnntlnotlrin F.O.AnvOe.. Want your moustache or beard a beautiful brown or rich black ? Use BUCKINGHAM'S DYE ri gwor p!wiT os sr. im t co , mums, a. a. ciUDcwrHWfiKBw Mftdt In bkk or ydloe for oil fofc wMmuiakmmm Look for the 5ifn of thcFbKand the mm TOWER on the button). Wil C Mm. WD) I I rewta tuummt u.taM. TttTS.s. tub Birao. Titc Oood In tin. Sold br drnrirtato. science it: With an open gauge In a central put of Edinburgh, Dr. W. O. Black last year collected dust and soot indicating a total fall of twenty-four poi"da per one hundred square feet Nature's Infinite variety la well Il lustrated In the collection ot photo graphs of snow crystals made during the paat 20 yeara by Mr. W. A. Bent- lev of Vermont He baa now more than 1.000 photographs of Individual crystals, and among them no two Are alike. , . ' A relation between the character of dreams and the Intensity of sleep b been shown by the experiments of N. Yaschlde. In profound sleep tne dreams refer to latent recollections of long-past events and matters seeming ly having no connection with the pres ent; but the dreams of light slumber are Inspired by recent occurrences and excitements, and are sometimes con nected with what Is transpiring around the sleeper. , ' Coal workings around Cheadle, la North Staffordshire, England, have been traced back as far aa the relga of Richard ILL The early mining to explained by local geological condi tions, as the coal-seams-instead ot betdg -hidden under drift as In other parts of England were brought to no tice through dark streaks turned up by the plow. A late discovery la en old level that must have been driven at least three hundred years ago tor draining a coal tract After a series of experiments with carrier-pigeona for conveying Intelli gence, the German naval authorities have decided to erect permanent pig eon stations on the coasts of the North and the Baltic seas. Every warship, except torpedo-boats, leaving Kiel or Wtlhelmshaven will hereafter carry a consignment of pigeons, to be released at varying distances from the land sta tion. It la estimated that the birds have sufficient endurance to fly borne over a distance of about 1S3 mllea from land. After so much has been aaid of the excellence of applied science In Ger many, It la gratifying to learj from Lieutenant Carden, who has returned from an Inspection of the Iron, steel Land machinery establishments of Eu rope, conducted In the Interests of the 8t Louis Exposition, that even In German ahopa the high-grade work la done with American tools. For gen eral work, he says, German toolsehave taken the place of English tools, which, ten years ago, were employed In every shop of Importance; but for work requiring great precision and excellence, there Is to be found, in nearly all the leading shops, a group of American tools. In the new fire-alarm system ot Emile Guarlnl of Brussels, automatic signals are sent to the engine bouse by wireless telegraphy. The rise of the mercury in a thermometer acta upon a relay, and seta in motion a wheel which makes and breaks tbe electric circuit by a series of contacts. A series of Impulses Is thus sent through an Induction coil and the us ual transmitting apparatus. The re ceiver at the central station or engine house includes air and earth conduc tors, coherer, battery and Morse In strument The same receiver can serve a number of transmitters in different places, and as the contacts on the wheel can be varied, the exact location of the fire can be Indicated. NICKNAMES Given Often for A beard Reasons, and Generally They Stick. "Wonderful bow nicknames stick to person," said the observant man. "There were two nice little women in our village who came to call on us one evening, and we offered them pop corn which the children had just brought In from the kitchen. Tbey re fused, but not so emphatically as to keep MB from giving them two heap ing plates of the corn. We kept re filling the plates and they kept crunch ing all the evening. There was some thing so funny about- It that I called them the popcorn ladies,' and the name bas stuck to them so that the whole village knows them by It 1 once knew a man who talked Incessantly in a high-pitched voice and a bright girl dubbed him the chirper.' The name was quickly passed around among the young people, and now tbe greater part of hla friend know him by that name. A very dignified young woman of my acquaintance goes by the name of 'Whonf to this day be cause when she wsj a very little girl she used to call herself 'Mrs. Whonf when she played grown-up ladies, and the family ' picked It up. She simply can't shake the absurd name. "More than one red-haired man is known by the name of 'pink,' and phil osophically accepts the title. I have an acquaintance who bold a respon sible position wbo is known by the name of 'Dotty.' It seems that ono day a mischievous girl discovered that he had three very prominent dimples. She promptly dubbed him 'Dotty Dimple,' and now be Is known to all his associates as 'Dotty.' Another man of my acquaintance is always called 'Bluebeard because be has such a very white and thin skin that if he does not shave daily his beard shows blue through it mat name, too, came through a woman's quick wit "An old lady friend of mine is still celled 'Peachy' because when she was a young girl she bad a complexion like peaches and cream. Her brother promptly dubbed her 'neachy,' and 'Peachy' she will remain to the end of her daya. In a certain household a very feminine little woman Is still called The Boy,' because when she was a young girl she went through a very serious Illness which made it nec essary to cut her hair short. Her younger sister said she was 'The Boy' of the family, and the dainty lady Is still called by that absurd name. "An effeminate man was once called "Viola' by one of the boys In the office, and now we know him by nothing else. Another one of the boys In the office Is always called 'Chesty and although be et angry at first be baa cheerfully accepted the name now. "Our bookkeeper Is always putting m his oar when It Is not at all neces sary, and I think now be will be known until tbe end ot time as "Gen- eral Butt a A friend ot mine who Is always called "Cheerful" doesn't know whether he Is called that because bis friends believe he bas a sunny dis position or because they consider hlin A cheerful Idiot But at any rate, he can't shake the name.- Philadelphia Ledger. FIRST PLANTING. OF SPONGES. Saccstaafnl Experiment Made by tbe Qoverasneat on Florida Cones. Not content with ntillalng all the available resources In the United States for the purpose of supplying tbe needs of the people of this country, Unci Sam bas Invaded the aen, says the Philadelphia Ledger. The gov ernment baa gone In for sponge culture. The supply ot sponges has never equaled the demand, . And we have been Importing moat of those required tor tbe domestic trade. According to the enthusl tlc trade. According to the enthusi asts of the United States Fish Com mission, the American Invasion of Eu rope soon will add sponges to Its list ot commodities. Successful experiments have been conducted, and the actual work of planting spongee off tbe coast ot Flori da la being done under the supervision of Captain James A. Smith, of the K lab hawk. The sponges used In tbe propagation are of the aheepahead va riety, the most valuable In the world, and which fill every commercial re quirement Dr. EL F. Moore, assistant Commissioner of Fish and Fisheries, devised the method of planting. The sponges are cut Into small pieces from one to two Inches In di ameter. These small fragments of the living sponge, which are dark In color, the pores filled with fishy matter, are firmly fastened to pieces of coral, rock or terra cotta brick and dropped over board. Thin aluminum wire la used for fastening them to the objects. The use of the aluminum wire Is the solu tion of the difficulty which confronted the experimenters. The pieces of sponge have one outer skin Intact, with the outer edges raw. The latter, how ever, quickly heat The aluminum wire wilt of course, pierce the sponge and form a small bore, or hole, through them. The wire corrodes; but this Is an advantage, for It gradually wears away, leaving the sponge free of any foreign substance. Most of the difficulties attending the culture have been met in attempting to find something to bind the sponges to tbe rocks which would last long enough for the growth to attach itself naturally to the new bed. The alumi num wire does this. Wood, string, cop per and Iron wire and various other substances were attacked by the salt water and animal life and rendered useless. Sponges are being planted at Bls cayne bay, Anclote Keys and Key West An effort will be made to put the new industry on Its feet so that private capital will become interested In carrying It on. There Is every rea son to believe that the venture will be successful and that In a short time all the sponges needed In tbe United States will be raised in Florida wa ters. HABITS OF COWBIRD. It Associates with the Animals la Or der to Find Insects. The cowblrd Is black and a little smaller than the red-winged blackbird. There are three species, two of which the common and red-eyed -migrate to our Northern States and are found as sociated together. The male of tbe common cowblrd bas a head and neck ot deep wood-brown, while the red eyed is wholly black and very lus trous. The females are smaller than tbe males and duller In color, although the red-eyed female Is quite black. The bird receives Its name from Its association with cows, beside which It feeds, snatching up the Insects that are disturbed by their heavy tread. About half a dozen usually attend a single animal or a bunch of cattle, part of which may be of one species and part of the other. Indeed, the two associate together as peacefully as though tbey were of the same spe cies. The most serious Indictment against the cowblrd Is that It builds no nests and does not rear Its own family. Its egga are laid In the nests of green lets, warblers, finches and other blackbirds, most of which are smaller than itself. Of the first five red-wing' nests examined In 1902, four contained the eggs of the cowblrd. The summer warbler was one day found burying the detestable egg In the bottom of her nest together with one of her own. Two orchard orioles' nests, not fifty feet apart each contained the egg of the parasite, probably of tbe same breed. Country Life in America. Tbe Pearl of Peacemakers. Before the Spanish-American war there were numerous conferences be tween tbe leaders of the Senate and House In Washington, usually held at the residence of some cabinet mem ber. At tbe most exciting stage Senator Allison, of Iowa, the great compro miser, came into a conference where there were a dosen of the biggest men In tbe government "Well, Allison," said Secretary Hay, "which side have you been helping to-day those who want war or those who do notr Senator Allison rubbed his hands, "I have been doing a little for both," be said. Saturday Evening Post Coffee In BrasIL Tbe Brazilians drink coffee ais the Germans drink. beer. A great many cups are drunk each day by the aver age man and woman. Tbe coffee Is made very strong and very sweet Distribute fifteen or twenty cents around among the neighbor children, and you can create more happiness than the iron kings when tbey give a million to a college. In your misunderstandings with peo ple, do you give the other side' fair consideration? Don't profess that you are always right Free Medical Advice to Women. aU.. W mBiimMMt Every sick sod Afflnf wemaa, Every yoiof girl who suffers monthly, Every womin who Is approaching maternity, Every womaa who feels that life b a burden. Every womai who has tried all other mcasa to tenia health without inccctt, Every womaa who la folnf, through that critical time tb change of Ufa b Invited to write to Mrs. Plnkham, Lynn, Mass., la retard to her trouble), ae the most expert advice telling exactly how to obtala a CURB will be seat absa. lately free of cost The ono thing that qualifies a person to give advice on any subject la experience experience creates knowledge. No other person has so wide an experience with female ills nor such t record of success as Mrs. Pinkham has had. Over a hundred thousand cases como before her each year. Some personally, others by mail And this has been going on for twenty years, day after day, and day after day. Twenty years of constant success think of the knowledge thus gained I Surely women are wise lu seeking advice from a woman with such an experience, especially when it is free. Mrs. Hayes, of Boston, wrote to Mrs. Plnkham when she was In great trouble. Her letter shows the result. There are actually thousands of such letters in Mrs. Pinkhain's possession. " Diar Mas, Pixkham : I have been under doctors' treatment for female trouble for some time, but without any relief. They now tell me I have a fibroid tumor. I cannot sit down without great pain, and the soreness extends p my spine. I have bearing down pains Ixith back and front My abdomea la swollen, I cannot wear my clothes with any comfort Womb Is dreadfully swollen, and I have had flowing spells for three years. My appetite is not good. I eannot walk or be on my feet for any length of time. " The symptoms of Fibroid Tumor, given in your little book, accurately describe my case, so I write to you for advice." Mas. E. F. II ATX, Sil Dudley St (Boston), Roxbury, Mass. " Dkax Mas. Piskham: I wrote to you describing my symptoms, and asked your advice. You replied, and I followed all your directions carefully for several month, and to-dav I am a well woman. " The use of Lydia E. Plnkham's Vegetable CompoiMd, together with your advice, carefully followed, entirely expelled the tumor, and strength ened the whole system. I can walk miles now. " Your Vegetable Compound is worth five dollars a drop. I advise all women who are afflicted with tumors, or any female trouble, to write you for advioe, and give it a faithful trial." Mbs. . F. IIatxs, 3S3 Dudley St (Boston), Roxbury, Mass. Mrs. Hayes will gladly answer any and all letters that may be Addressed to her asking about her illness, and how Mrs. Plnkbaos helped her. $5000" FORFEIT If weesDnet forthwith UuawluSi, waice will proTV I.jrdm Do as They Please. Dick These folks next door have n awful good time. Dora HowT Dick Oh, they don't have to go any where, and tbey don't entertain. Ex change. An All the Year the body, and various names me same old constant sufferers, while others nave . ! A, t put eitner icina is wearing upon iuc stiffness in the muscles and joints, and the blood settle upon the valves o we heart and ends suddenly and fatally. It won't do to let Rheumatism run on. It is a dangerous disease, ana you can never tell where it is going to strike. Home remedies, plasters, lini ments and such things as produce counter-irritation, are soothing and may relieve the pain temporarily, but the polluted, acid blood cannot be reached by external applications. Rheumatism must be treated through the blood, and no remedy brings such prompt and lasting relief as S. S. S. It attacks the disease in the blood, neutralizes the acids, and removes all irritating poisons and effete matter from the system. S. S. S. strengthens and enriches the thin acid blood, and, as it circtte lates through the body, the corroding, gnawing poisons and acid deposits are dislodged and washed out of the muscles and joints, and the sufferer ; , .1- J! t ... about their case will receive valuable aid and helpful advice from our physicians, for which no charge is made. We will mail free our special book on Rheumatism, which is the result of years of practical experience in treating this disease. It contains much Interesting information about all kinds of Rheumatism. n Swtn SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GJU The Boutbwlck bs tbe largest capacity, fs fastest and easiest worker of any Hay Pre made. Deaaior catalogue, sisueairee. MITCHELL, LEWIS t STAVUl OO. k f . . t. . U TJf A f, Q r vn ".m Ws-fc iy v tit 1 prodsoe the orlftasl letter sad Ifnstor el ici iimoiuh ,nuiu,nm. B. rinunsm meuieine u., i.juu, mmm Pride. Von Porker Aren't you satisfied with that ante-nuptial agreement? Lord.G rafter I don't want to lose my self respect after marriage by hav ing to run to my wife for every thous and. Life. Round Disease. Rheumatism does not come and go with winter time always ; in fact some suffer more during the Spring and Summer than at any other season. When tbe blood is charged with Uric Acid, Alkali and other irritating poisons, then tbe system is in the right condition for Rheumatism to develop, and an attack is liable to come at any time. Winter or Summer. Rheumatism, because it attacks different parts of is sudden or slow in its action, is given such as acute and chronic, muscular. articular, inflammatory.mercurial and sciatic, but it is acid blood that causes all. Some aw only occasional spells of Rheumatism 111 a consuiuuon, ana in time produce; sometimes the acids thrown off bj Portland, Xnd., Jan. 10, 1908. After being- terribly crippled fet three years with Bheuxaatism, and having tried well knowa remedies X could rt ao relief. And having read of the wonderful effects of B. B. 0., X concluded to try It, and am happy to say that X was entirely cored, and am able to work as well as X ever did. X oheerfully rsoommend 8. 8. 8. to aU-sufferers of thia terrible disease, and will say that if tbey will con tinue tbe treatment, as per dlxeo tlona, they will find a permanent curs. B. W. SEES. is nappiiy relieved irom e uuwouuwva and misery of Rheumatism. S. S. S. is a purely vegetable remedy, does not contain any Potash or mineral, of any kind, and can be taken with safety by old and youngs Rheumatic sufferers who writ US ISouthwick Hay Press j m A VYZIRD RELIC HUtery of tbe Shall Used by Sdwla Booth In "Hamlet." On a bracket In Kdwtn Booth's bed room at Tbe Players the apartmeut remains as be left It that solemn April day ten years ago stands a sadly di lapidated skull which tbe elder Booth, and afterward bis son Edwin, used to soliloquise over tu the graveyard at EUtuore In the fifth act ot "Ham- let" In tbe early fortlea, while plsylng an engagement somewhere to tbe wild West. Junius Brutus Dooth did a se ries of kindnesses to a particularly un deserving fellow, the name ot htm un knowu to us. The man, as It seemed, was a combination ot gambler, horse stealer and highwayman In brief, a miscellaneous desperado, sud precisely the inelodrsmatle sort of person likely to touch the sympathies ot the halt- mad player. In the course of nature or the law, presumably tbe law, the adventurer boldly dlssppeared one day, and In time ceased to exist even as a reminiscence la the florid mind ot bis sometime benefactor, As the elder Booth was seated at breakfast one morning In t hotel lu Louisville, Keutucky, a negro boy eu tered tbe room bearing a small osier basket neatly covered with a snowy napkin. It bad the general aspect of a basket of fruit or flowers sent by some admirer, and as such It figured for a moment in Mr. Booth's conjec ture. On lifting the cloth the actor mtm rlA tram the rhilp with n srentilna expression on bis features of that ter-j ror which bo was used so marvellous lv n almulste In "Richard III" In the' . Lm : : " " Vf.mTv' when the ghost ot Banquo usurped his seat at table. In tbe pretty willow-woven basket 4 k.aJ .-. i nanslnHaS lay tbe head of Booth's old peosloner, which bead the old pensioner hid be queathed In due legal form to tbe tra gedian, begging him henceforth to adopt It as one of tbe neceesary stage properties la tbe fifth set of Mr. Shakespeare's tragedy of "Hamlet." "Take It sway, you black Imp!" thun dered the actor to tbe equally aghast negro boy, whose curiosity bad hap pily not prompted him to Investigate the dark nature ot his burden. Shortly afterward, however, the horse-stealer'o ' residuary legatee, re covering from the first shock of his aurorlse. fell Into the trim humor of the situation and proceeded to carry out to the letter the testator's whim- steal request Thus It was that the skull came to secure an Phgsgement to play the role of poor Yorlck In J. B. Booth's company of strolling players, and to continue awhile longer to glim mer behind the footlights In the hands ot his famoua son. Century. AN EXTRAORDINARY FEAT. Castaway Bailee Overpowers Hla Co as paalen in Order te Save Hla. An eitrsordlnary feat of courage and coolness was performed by John Clements, who wss cast sway In a dory only last summer off tbe Labra dor Banks. On July 21, when the schooner Protector was Just beyond the straits ot Belle Isle, Clements and George Johnston, another of the crew, were out In a dory together. The fog shut down suddenly and shut them OS,"0 WorrUon Slftt- Portland. 0r"- from their ship. Tbey rowed sbout for hours trying to find her, aa there were no other craft In that region, and land was thirty miles awsy. When sight came on tbey determined to make for the coast before the polar current swept them south. They were without food and water and tbe ocean was filled with Icebergs. Tbe morning came at last with a bright sun snd breeze, and tbey set a sail for a few hours. But a storm followed, and by nightfall the boat was half full of watsr and lying to a drag, the rain pouring down and both men balling their bardest. As tbe third night spproacbed without sight of land Johnston last heart and aban doned tbe osrs. Clements held on un til bis mate became delirious and threatened to Jump overboard. Then Clements, being the stronger, overpowered Johnston and tied blm up lu tbe bottom of tbe boat, an operation which, from their struggles, 'nearly swamped her. After daybreak Clem ents got out tbe osrs again and at noon reached the ahore, landing In a little cove. Here be found a brook that gavo Johnston a refreshing draft, besides s meal of fresh roots and ber ries. This restored the latter and Clements cut blm loose. Then they started to coast south, and In the after noon were picked up by a Newfound land schooner, Leslie's Monthly. OLD FOLKS OF MORMON CHURCH An Intereetlaa Oatberlna; of Adfaer . ente of Brlabans Tonne A recent dispatch from Salt. . Lake City tells of a gathering' of the old folks of tbe Mormon Church " wblcb bad Just been held at American Fork. Of the old people present forty-one w tlw. Yim in rf OA IKfl van over 80 and under 90, and 6iT of them were more than 70 and under 80 years M The hmA hannnat "wherMt tbey devoured sixty bushels of green peas, 800 chickens, 260 pounds of bam. twenty bushels of potatoes, ten bush, els of cherries, 100 large cakes,- 600 loaves of bread and tbe "trimmings") appropriate Ao such a meal. Some of , these persons were members of the Mormon organization when Joseph Smith was at Its bead, and all of them , Uved under and recognized ..the leader ship of Brlghsm Young.. .The aggre gate age of the 818 men and women at this gathering was 68,414 years, and tbey bare 48)780 descendants a show ing which ougbt to delight "Mr. Boose- velt But there Is nothing In: the last 1 . , . ngures to aiscourage we .peopie . 01 other States from essaying the biblical Injunctions to multiply and replenish the earth. Tnie, these Utah people havecstabllsheda prolific standard, and oneibat will be difficult to lire up to; but It must be remembered tbat the Mormons had -advantages which are denied to people of other States by law. : A,-.t When a man moves to another town, and bas It In for tbe town be left, you can depend upon It that be bas never done anything to help tbe town along, and was an undesirable citizen. Born diplomats handle with care. the truth -A Cough " I hive msde a most thorough trial of Ayer's Cherrv Pectorsl snd am prepared to tsy tnst for all dis eases or the lungs It nsvtr disap points." . - . J. Early Flnlsy, .ronton, O. Aver's Cherry Pectoral wont cure rheumatism; we never said it would. It won't cure dyspepsia; we never claimed it. But It will cure coughs and colds of all Kinds. We first said this sixty years ago; we've been saying it ever since. TstmsUmi tU.. H., It. AHIrsfttsM. Cuiltl vent S&Atnf. Ifcan Sa u he nit. II II J . . M. ks toil. 10 sot e take ti. lbs Swat Uks H lis keees. Letts II WIU klm W srs ilHu. i. O. AYKS CO.. Uwell. Ms. a ' . i j Cripple Creek Mines. Cripple Creek's second geological sur vey will begin this month. Hie min ers of the district have every reason to believe that wealth Increases to a reasonable depth say J.600 feet. This was the conclusion, ot Prof. Lakes so early as 189S, Ftso'i Cure Is a rood eouab msdlelne. It has cured eouib and cold for forty j. Atdrugnru.oeuu. Rivals u Mlsfortaae. feopls are often proud ot the proper- tha to which they are heiis, but surely ' m . B B . A. l - S B few landed estates are so vaunted, few castles are so boasted about, as are the ills'to wblcb the flesh Is heir. Unman nsture fairly revels In Its misfortunes, snd 'this revelry leads to rivalry aod to many complications. None Is so proud, none is so Jealous, aa your traveling invalid. London Queen. Mother wilt And Mr. Wlnslow' Soothing eyrup the best remedy to us lor Utelr Sblldrea tbe teetbtus sseson. Seme Reputations. "Do you'subscrlbe to tbe theory that people's characters are made by what .they eat?" "No." answered the scientiitj "boi, Judging Irom the advertisement, I "hould y tbst In many cases their Ptat Ions are made by the medicines 7 wasawgioo riar. Putting Her Right "That man with the bird cage on his face," remarked the beautiful girl In the grand stand to her escort, "Just yelled 'fool,' but I can't see even a feather." "Of course not," replied the wise gay who bad steered ber op against the game, "both of the nines are picked. BeeT" Chicago News. Mtlckney (Justollno I4rlna Fifty dollars can be saved by buying tliealxtve. Will run clumper, chopping 15 to 20 bunliels per hour, wood raw, well drilling maehinerv, pumps, etc. Write for catalogue. RE1ERS0N MACHINERY CO- Finest in the world. Bit right down and write for beautiful illustrated special catalogue on roue IhihIips. Hoffman Brat.,7t Gliua St., rortUoi, Ortfoa. ROSES For Sale or Exchange. Two KW Acre Tracts and two 120 Acre Tracts of unimproved prairie land in Nebraska, clear title; will grow corn, oats, wheat, rye, alfalfa. Wlilexchange any or all for small saw mill, shingle mill, timber or rsnch property in Wash ington or Oregon. A. B. NEWELL. Box 818, Seattle, Wash. 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