A Phonetic S.'mnrfty.
"So you are going to take your
airship and go home?"
"I am," answered the aeronaut
"Simply because funds are not
forthcoming?"
"Precisely. You hare in your own
language, if I remember It correctly,
a proverb which nays, 'Money make
the air blow." Washington Star.
For conghs and colds there ia no better
medicine than Piso's Cure for Consump
tion, rrioe 23 cent.
Appropriate.
A New York church will group all
Its various activities la one big sky
scraper. There seems to be some
thing appropriate in churches resort
ing to skyscrapers. Philadelphia
Ledger.
Mothers will Bna Mrs. fdnslow's Sooth,
far Syrup the best remedy to use tor their
nluldren during the teething period.
Record Offertory.
Australia's biggest offertory was
taken up at the consecration of the
Bishop of Carpentaria in Sydney ca
thedral. It amounted to 8,500, and
is perhaps the largest on record.
t?ff0 hnmnllt Potto !o Sis r
lit) eJWSr lnf tr klieVGra4 Nerva
llastnrsr. BmmI fur FK KK J.eotr NxtWiod tn
ha. !. U. Kunm.LuL.tM AtchauPhitoaelfhM.ra,
A Pteblaa Taint.
"No, her father made her break the
engagement"
"What was the trouble?"
The old man discovered that one
of the young fellow's ancestors had
been a store waiter in a rolling mill.
or something." Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Tbe New Year.
If yon don't mind hearing about a
good thing more than once, we want to
tell yon that tbe most deiicions canned
peaches and pears and strawberries and
ot er fruits are called Monopole. If
yon ask as what Monopole means we'll
tell yon "Monopole means the best,"
and it dees. Many of onr friends tell
os the same thing. Get Monopole
goods from yoor dealer. Wadhams &
Kerr Bros., packers, Portia id, Ore.
Sparkling Stones.
Husband I don't believe you heard
a word of the sermon today. Yon
were looking the whole time at the
diamonds that woman in front of us
wore.
Wife Well, there are sermons In
stones, you know. Puck.
Uke a King.
Poms, the Indian prince, had just
been taken prisoner when Alexander
asked him how he expected . to be
treated.
"Like a king!" replied the eastern
warrior.
Pleased by the manliness of the an
swer, Alexander immediately made
him Janitor of the Flatlron apartment '
house and the two potentates stuck so
closely to business as to be dubbed
porous plaster. New York Sun.
20 MILLION BOTTLES
GOLD EVSRT YZAJL
Happiness is the absence of pain, and mil
Sons hare been nude happy through being
cared by St Jacobs Oil of RHEUMATISM,
NEURALGIA. TOOTHACHE. HEAD
ACHE, LAMENESS. SCALDS. BURNS.
SPRAINS. BRUISES and ail pains for which
an external remedy can be applied. It never
fails to cure. Thousands who hare been de
clared incurable at baths and in hospitals hare
thrown away their cratches, beinc cured after
usinf St. Jacobs Oil. Directions in eleven
atnguages accompany every bottle.
CONQUERS
PMiCJ
J
For six year I was vletlm of ys
vepala la its worst form. I could eat nothing
but milk toast, and st times my stomach would
ast retain and digest even that. Last March I
began taking CASCARETS and since then I
have steadily improved, until I am as well as I
ever was In my life."
Datio H. Munrnr. Newark. O.
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. DO
Soon, Kever Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe. Wc, J6e, 600.
... CURE CONSTIPATION. ...
Storks IsMlr ti)m, Cklsw, MsrtrMl. S TatS. Sll
affl Tfl Blf Bold snd pisranteed by sll drug
Bla I U'BAW clsis vo tlax Tobacco HabU.
' Canada Consumes Much Tea.
Canada, with its 5,000,000 inhabi
tants, consumes as much India tea as
does the United States, with a popu
lation fifteen times as great: each
used last year 1,075,000 pounds.
Coughing
"I wis given up to die with
quick consumption. I then began
to use Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. I
improved at once, and am now in
perfect health." Chas. E. Hart
man, Gibbstown, N. Y.
It's too risky, playing
with your cough.
The first thing you
know it will be down
deep in your lungs and
the play will be over. Be
gin early with Ayers
Cherry Pectoral and stop
the cough.
Tarst alias ! He, He, $1. All sratftsts, -
Consult your doctor. If he says take It,
then do ss he says. If he tUa you not
VO WS II, IOVB uuu x. mMW.
Laave it With him. We are willing.
4. 0. ATX& OQ Lowell, Uass.
&4
2Tf CANDY
If JjT CATHARTIC ys
vvtAOf makh assianaip
BACKACHE.
1!
Backache Is a forerunner and
one of the most common symp
toms of kidney trouble and
womb displacement.
READ MISS BGUMifS EXPERIENCE.
"Some time ago I was in a Tery
weak condition, my work made me
nervous and my back ached frightfully
all the time, and I had terrible head
aches. " My mother got a bottle of Lrdla
E. IMnkham's Vegetable Com
pound for me, and it seemed to
strengthen my back and help me at
once, and I did not get so tired as
before. I continued to take it and it
brought health and strength to me, 1
and I want to thank you for the j
good it has done me." Miss Kat
bouMAit, 142nd St A Wales Are.,
New York City. fSCOO forftit fftrlflma of
asses ktfrr aro ftWMMll euaot SesraaWrW.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound cures because It Is '
. . . i
uio g ro its k auvHu reuicuy Jiur
kidney and womb troubles.
Every woman who Is puzzled
about her condition should write
to Mrs. Plnkham at Lynn, Mass,
and tell her all.
YOU'LL BE SORRY
WHEN IT RAINS
IP YOU DONT HAVE
TH2 GtNUINB
OILED
CLrOTQSKG
KEEP YOU DRY
MASS fOU WET WORK
SOLD BY ALL R ELI A LIS DC A LESS
ANf eVAX9 Vf OUR CUARANTU.
A. J. TOWER CO, RQ3TON. MASS.
Women Landowners.
One In seven of British land owners
are women. In all there are about
88,000 women who own land in Eng
land .and Wales.
' Work for Women.
In the packing and canning factor
ies women have largely taken the
places of men, and if trade increases
as it has done in the last two or three
year thousands more will find em
ployment there. Their labor is light
being what is termed "kitchen work,"
which consists of cutting dried beef,
stuffing sausages, packing tins, etc.
HOW'S THIS?
We offer Ons Hundred Dollars Reward for any
ease of Cattarrh thai can not be cured by Hall I
Catarrh Care.
F. J. CHENEY 4 Co., Prop, Toledo, O.
We the undersigned, b ave known F. J. Cheney
for the paat IS Tears, and believe him perfectly
honorable in all bnaineas tranaactinna and fin
ancially able to carry outany obligations made
by their firm.
Wrrr 4 Tstux,
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo,
Waldino Kinm.1 a Marvin,
Han'.CatarrtCel. ukelinWrnalltTn,
lirectlyontheWood and mucous surf 'tees oH
the system. Price 75c per bottle.
Sold by all 1
arngirlats. Testimonials free.
Bail's Family fills are the best.
Real Summer dirt.
"Say, old man, what is a summer
girl?"
"A summer gin is a rack to stretcn
shirt waists on; inside is a receptacle
for lobster salad and Ice cream, while
outside is an attachment for diamond
rings." Life.
Spanish Railway Schedules.
Spanish trains so seldom leave sta
tions on time that the time-tables in
many cases merely indicate the hour
of departure say, eight and "mlnu
tos" that is, an indefinite number ot
minutes after eight.
Dr. August Eoenig's Hamburg Drops.
as a blood purifier, strength and health
restorer, and a specific for all stomach,
liver and kidney troubles, leads all
other eimilar medicines in its wonder
(ul tales and marvelous confidence ol
the people, especially our vast German
population. It is not a new and un
tried prodnct, but was made and sold
more than sixty years ago.
Men's Reasons for Marrying.
Postal cards having been sent out to
married men with the inquiry, "Why
did you marry?" a large number of re
plies came to hand, from which the
following are selected
That s what I have been tryine for
eleven years to find out." X.
"M mIajI in 4. r!.1- Va. -.1. '
er, but never have. W.'
"Because Sarah told me that five
other young men bad proposed to
her. C."
"The father thought eight years'
courtln' was almost long enough. B."
"Please don't stir me up. J"
"Because I thought she was one
among a thousand; now I sometimes
think she is a thousand among one.
E."
"Because I did not have the experi
ence I have now. G,"
"That's the same question
friends ask me. C. H."
my
"Because I had more money than I
knew what to do with. Now I have
more to do than I have money with.
B. D."
"I wanted a companion of the oppo
site sex. P. S. She Is still opposite.
A."
"Because it is Just my luck. P. J."
"I yearned for company. We now
have It all the time. Karl."
"Have exhausted all the figures in
the arithmetic to figure out an answer
to your question; between multiplica
tion and division, in the family, and
distraction, in addition, the answer
is hard to arrive at. Old Man."
"I married to get the best wife In
the world. Simon."
"Because I asked her if she'd have
me. She said she would. She's got
me. Blivlns."
'MM'.,
RESUME OP THE YEAR
l80rS RECORD OF PROSPERITY
AND DISASTER.
Thera Have Been Volcanic Krnptloae,
Ware, CoaBagrattona avad Expto
alone Large Death Llete-Aad Stilt
Tlaaee Have Been Oood.
Though most of the civilised world has
enjoyed a continuance ot tha reign of mu
tual prosperity which began in UK) I, it
hi undeniable that the year UHtt has
made a woful record in the way of dis
aster and destruction of human life. The
eruption ot Mount Pelee, Martinique,
May 8, may be given pre-emlneuc as
the most disastrous occurrence ot several
decades, and its destructive work was
supplemented by many costly conflagra
tions, especially during the early months
of the year, and a number of deadly ex
plosion a.
Many noted persona have passed Into
the beyond since Jan. 1, 1003, among
them being Cecil Rhodes, Rev. T. DeWitt
Talmage, Gen. Wade Hampton. Frank
It Stockton, J. Sterling Morton. Sol
Smith Russell. Bret Uarte, Rear Admiral
William T. Sampson, Lord Pauncefote,
Jen. Frans Sigel, Edward Eggleeton,
Justice Horace Gray, Marie Henrietta,
Queen ot Belgium; Emile Zola, Elisabeth
Cady Stanton, Ilerr Krupp, Thomas D.
Reed and Mrs. U. S. Grant
Events of the Taar.
JANUARY.
X, Thomas Estrada Pslma elected Presi
dent of Cuba l'resldeut Rooaavtlt holds
brilliant reception.
2. Pssaenger steamar Walla Walls sunk
eft Cape Mendocino by unknown bark; 27
Uvea lost
8. White Hons ball on occasion of Miss
Alice Roosevelt's debut.
4. Nineteen wen lost ta marine collision
oS Avelro, Portugal.
6. Congress reassembles.
T. Seventeen men killed by care-la ia
mine at Necaunee, Mich.
6. Tunnel accident to New Tork Central
train In New York City causes 13 deaths.
10. Failure of Euclid Avenue Trust and
Savlnfs Co. of Cleveland.
12. Seven Uvea tost la Are la Buffalo,
N. X.
14. Second failure of George H. Phillips,
formerly called the Chicago "corn king."
...J. B. Poraker elected Senator from Ohio,
Arthur P. Gorman from Maryland and J. B.
McOeary from Kentucky.
16. A. B. Cummins Inaugurated Govern
or of Iowa. ...Earthquake kllla 800 people
at Chllpanelngo, Mexico.
15. Death of Sir Kills Ashmead Bartlett,
English political leader.
19. Four buildings collapse in Detroit's
business center.
20. Columbian Insargents win battle la
Panama harbor. ...Death ot Camilla Urso,
vlollnlate.
24. Treaty ceding Danish West Indies to
Cnlted States signed.... Dust explosion kills
29 miners st Lost Creek, Iowa.
28. Peace proposals made to England la
BoersVbehalf by Holland.
29. Ten lives lost to tenement house Are
la Boston,
FEBRCART.
L Dust explosion in Hondo, Mexico,
mines: 87 men die.
8. S2.fi00.000 fire In Wsterbnry, Conr ...
Gale ea Atlantic coast does considerable
damage.
4. Keeley liquor enre plant at Dwlght.
IIL, burns.. ..Six firemen killed by falling
walls In 8t, Louts. '
9. 110,000,000 fire In Pstersoo, N. J
Smaller flees In Jersey City, Brooklyn snd
Chicago Eleven lives lost ia lodging
house fire In St Louis.
10. Twelve manufacturing plants burned
at Springfield, O.
11. Death of Marquis of Dnfferin.
17. Bouse passes wsr tax reduction bill.
18. Miss Ellen Stone's rsnaom paid to
Bulgarian brigands.
19. President Roosevelt's decision on
Bchley sppesl given out
20. Revolutionary riots In Barcelona,
Spain.
22. Park Avenue Hotel and 71st Regi
ment Armory In New York burned; fl.OUO,
000 loss and 00 Uvea destroyed. ...Senators
Tillman snd McLauren of South Carolina
fight In Senate.
23. Miss Ellen Stone released by Bul
garian bandits.
24. Philippine bill psssed by Senste.
27. McKJnley memorial services In Con
gress. 28. Fourteen miners killed by snowsllds
at Teuurtde, CoU
MARCH.
2-4. Prince Henry of Prussia visits Chi
cago snd other western cities.
7. Wreck on Southern Pacific railway In
Texas: IS persons killed snd 80 Injured....
Gen. Methuen captured by Boers.
10. Secretary of Treaeuty Long resigns;
W. L. Moody of Msssacbusetts appointed
his successor.
12. Death of Former Governor John P.
Altgeld of Illinois. ...Psrket overturned In
Mississippi River snd 22 persons drowned
....Boers release Gen. Methuen.
13. Strike of Boston teamsters ends.
13. Severe billiard over Canadian North-
ifflVbHiatJ1
lb QLl'lfL?R.?",n.'l.t'-
18. Hoboken docks burn, with larire vm.
els; loss, 11,000,000 snd two lives.
24. Neely, Rstbbone snd Reeves convict
ed of postal frsuds st Hsvsna.
23. Order Issued for evscuatioa of Cuba
May 20.
26. Death of Cecil Rhodes.
29-30. Storm and flood canse damage
Esst snd Sooth.
8L Mine explosion at Dayton, Tenn., kills
21 men.
APRIL.
X. Death of Thos. Dunn English.
8. $1,000,000 fire at Atlantic City, N. J,
6. Msny persons killed and Injured by
falling grandstand at Glasgow, Scotland.
11. Boers sccept terms of peace.... Desth
oi lien, n aae nampton.
12. Death ot Rev. T. De Witt Talmage.
15. Russian Minister of the Interior, M.
Slplsgulne, slain by student.
18. House pssses Cuban reciprocity bill
....Great ocean steamship lines merrcr!
20. Sixty lives lost in burning of steamer
city ox nttsDurg on umo uiver. ...trank
R. Stockton, novelist, dies.
25. Severe windstorm In Missouri Val
27. Desth of ex-Secretary of Agriculture
i. sterling Morton.
28. Death of Sol Smith Russell,
MAT.
1. Tornsdo destroyed over 400 lives
round Dacca, Britisn India Wm. H.
Moody becomes secretary or .Navy.
4. Death of Potter Palmer of Chicago.
o. Death of Archbishop Corrlgan....Bret
xisrie aies in Lionaon.
6. Death of Bear-Admlra William T,
BamDSon.
8. Town of St Pierre, Martinique, de
stroyed by volcano.. ..Paul Leicester Ford,
author, slain by brother, Malcolm Ford,
who then kills himself.
6. Bulks ordered in anthracite coal re
gion. 11. Death of Lieutenant Governor Stone
of Wisconsin,
12. Maria Christina resigns regency of
eiDioston nesr I'lttsburg.
Spain.. . .Aweniy-nve persons Killed oj oil
I 7- Alfonso XIII crowned king of Spain.
18. Hurricane devastated Texas
gulf
coast, blotting out town of Goliad.
19. Explosion In coal mine at Coal Creek,
Tenn., kills 184 miners.
hort and Sweet.
Mabel Do you think a girl should
answer a young man's proposal by
letter?
Tom Not one letter, but three.
Mabel Three letters?
Tom Certainly! Y-e-s. "
True Happiness.
Mrs. Nextdoor I suppose your
daughter is happily married?
Mrs. Naggsby Indeed she is. Why,
her husband's actually afraid to open
his mouth in her presence.
Beastly.
-What a beautiful
Mrs. A,
parlor
floor!"
Mrs. Z. Yes, but It would not be so
attractive were it not for that hand
some tiger skin.
Mrs. A. Ah, I see; the beauty Is skin
deep. '
In the Closest Analysis.
Arthur How would you define
friendship?
Edgar Well, nowadays, friendship
is the patience people have with each
other's fads.
to, rubs teeomasat tndependent aatloa
,., .waterspout St UaclnnsU sad suburbs
kilts sis peraons ajt4 destroys property val
ued at SlOOu.000.
81. Deeorah, lows, overwhelmed by
Cloudburst.
23. Kiploalon la mine at fernta, B, C
kllla low miners,
84. Death ot British Ambassador, Lord
Pauncetorte,
I. Boer readers slga article ot sue.
render.. . .Retelhulea, Uuatemala. over
whelmed by volcano, LOOP Uvea loat,
JVNB.
5. Teamsters strlks can see riots In CM
cage.... Death ot Kef. Dr. J. U. Barrows
t Uberlla, U.
a. strike rtota la Chicago
4. Teamsters' strike In Chlcsgo settled,
a. Street esr riots Is Providence. H. I.
6. Tornado and eleulbursts In Iowa, Ne
braska, Kansas, Illinois, South Dakota.
V St Luke's Sanitarium ta Chicago
burns, 10 Uvea being lost.
10. Tornado eauaes damage and death la
Illinois, Iowa and Minnesota.
IS. President sends to Congress special
memage on Cubaa reciprocity.
IA Senate passes Panama canal bill....
Death of King Albert of Saxony.
81. Wyeth wins American lerby In Chi
cago.... Town Usrshsl ot Jefferson, lows,
killed by half-witted man, who la then
slsla by mob.
W. tano.000 Are In Portlsnd, Ore.
23. Bt James Hotel coilspses at Dallas,
TW.Klnt Kdward VII snbmlts to per
tlon tor perltyphltitls.... Coronation Is post-
PJTl'8enstor Bslley of Tesss mskes vlo.
lent sttsck oa Senstor Beverldge ot Indi
ana ta Senate.
JCLT.
L Adjournment ot Congress.
5. President Issues peace and mnesty
nrplamatloa for Philippines.... Rock Isl
and fast train held up near Dupont -
4. Trolley wreca near uiivnu "
k'il" 8wlft's0market In Chicago stockysrds
burned. m .... .
T. 8,000 tblCSgO rreigm oauuirr. '
, Storms and- Boods la Iowa and the
West
10. Explosion ta mine at Johnstown, Ps.,
kills 126 miners.
11. Lore Bsiisnory resigns ss premier wi
Englsnd: succeeded by Mr. Arthur Balfour.
12. Deata or archoisuop reeuan oi voi
ces .... . ...
is. sir uanf cnene aniwiutea vnmree
Minister to L'nited States to succeed Mr.
Wu. ......
14. Express train held up and robbed
Dear Marshall's Pass, Colorado.
15. Cyclone destroys Kmersioo ana
Thompson. N, D., and Homp, Minn..
Id. End of freight handlers' strike In
Chicago. ...Fifty killed In mine explosion
st Park City, I'tah. .. .tieneral Jacob II.
Smith retired with censure.
X Murder ot Mlunle Mitchell la Chi
cago.
ai. Eartnouase in Santa Barbara coun
ty. Cal.
AfOVST.
8. Burlington express train robbed near
Savanna, ill.
0. Train wrecs near Collins. Iowa, kills
13 people and Injures SO.
v. pronation or tvinc r.awsra or Eng
land.. ..Body of Mrs. Ann Bartholin found
In Chicago.
10. ueatn or senator McMillan or Michi
gan.... Seven persons burned to desth la
hotel lire at Sao Angelo, Texas.
Its. Cullscsn. Mexico, swept by tidal
wsre....S2s.000 express robbery st Ford
ville, Ky.
20. Autumn nsvsi maneuvers begin os
Massachusetts eosst
20. Death of General Frans Slgel.
21. President Roosevelt on trip through
New Englsnd.
22. Earthquakes In East Turkestsa kill
1.0U0 persons.
2d, Death of ea-aovernor George uosd-
lev of Ohio.
SO. Eruption
of Mont Pelee
destroys
Morne Kouge. with 200 lives.
8KPTEMBER,
1. Thirty killed and 70 wounded In train
wreck near berry, Ala.
8. President Roosevelt hurt In trolley
sccldent nesr Plttstteld, Mass Death ot
Edward tgrieston. novelist. .. .Third great
eruption of Uont Pelee, Martinique.
. Body of Wm. J. Bartholin found near
Lowther, Iowa.
7. Haytlan sunboat Crete a Pierrot sunk
by German gunbost Panther.
li. Bstticshin Wisconsin snd cruiser Cin
cinnati ordered to Psoams.
12. Great fire la Beaumont, Texss. oil
fields.... Killing frost In Northwest. ...Mrs.
Senator Stewart of Nevada killed In auto
mobile accident.
15. Death of ex-Snpreme Court Justice
Horace Ursy,
IS. Pesry Arctic expedition returns.
10. Psnte In negro baptist convention st
Birmingham, Ala., causes desth of 80 per
rons snd Injury of 100 Death of alar Is
Uenrlette. queen of tbe Belgians.
23. Operation for sbscess on President
Roosevelt's leg st Indianapolis.
20. Four hundred persons killed by cy
clone snd waterspout In Esstern Slclllty.
28. Second operation on President Roose
velt's leg. ...Tidal wsve on const of Japan.
29. Death of Emile Zola.
OCTOBER.
8. Conference ot coal operators snd min
ers st White House In Washington.
i. Oreat Ore at Atnoy China.
6. Governor Btone of Pennsylvsnla orders
8tsts Mllltla to coal fields.
11. Burlington train, held np near Lin
coln, Neb.
12. Street railway strike In New Orleans
ends.
13. Cosl operators ssk President to end
strike.
16. President appoints commission to ar
bitrate coal strike.
21. Anthracite workers vote to sccept ar
bitration. 23. Work In anthracite coal mines re
sumed. 24. Earthquakes in Italy.
24. Death of Elisabeth Cady Stanton.
21). "Mitchell" day In anthracite regions.
' NOVEMBER.
l.
ore.
Bt.
Pierre, Mlquclon, destroyed by
4. General election. .. .Fire works explo
sion In New Xork kills 12 persons snd In
jures 80.
10. Fire does great damage on new Esst
River bridge In New York.
11. Roland Alolineus acquitted In New
York.
16. Armour & Co.'s packing plant la
Sioux City burns Death of U. A. Hcnty.
19. Buiclde of James Younger.
20. James Moore, colored, hauged by mob
near Sullivan, Ind.
21. Rock Inland train held np by express
robbers at Davenport, Iowa.
22. Death of Krledrlch Krupp, German
gunmaker...Blg ore dock at Ashland, Wis.,
tinrns.
23. Desth of Sep. Winner, composer.
2ft. Death of Colonel Thos. P. Ochiltree.
29. Fourteen killed by boiler explosion
In Chlcsgo stockyards.... Several vessels
snd 29 lives lost In gale on Great Lakes.
. DECEMBER.
L Congress convenes for short session.
4. Fourteen lives lost In fire In Lincoln
Hotel, Chicago. ...Naval maneuvers In Ca
ribbean Sea begin.
8. Cleveland's great water tunnel com
pleted. I. Desth of Thomas B. Reed In Washing,
ton.. ..Cartoonist Thomas Nasi dies at
Guayaquil, Ecuador.
8. Great Nile dam st Assonsn opened.
9. German and English fleets seize Ven
esuelan warship In bsrbor of Ls Ounlra.
II. President Castro of Venezuela Issues
appeal to arms. ..Cuban Reciprocity Tresty
I signed In Havana.
I 13.' 11,000,000 fire In steel plant st Canal
Dover. Ohio.... English and German wnr.
ships reduce defenses of Puerto Cabello,
Venezuela.
"14. Death of Mrs. TJ. 8. Grant.
15. 1,000 killed by earthquake at An-
dljan, Asiatic Russia.
I 18. Venezuels asks for arbitration.
At the Minstrels.
Bones Yeas, sah; Ah kin prove dflt
Noah didn't take enuf to eat on dat
voyage. '
Tambo How kin yo' prove It?
Bones Don't de good book say he
only took one Ham?
Appropriate Expression.
Reginald Miss, Wose, don't you
think my Imported Egyptian cigarettes
are fine?
Miss Rose Yea, they are perfectly
killing.
On a Bhelf.
"Mamma," asked little 3-year-old
Margie, "do people go to heaven when
they die?"
"Yes, dear, If they are good," replied
her mother.
"Then I guess grandpa wasn't any
good," rejoined the little miss. " 'Cause
when he died they Just put him on a
shelf in a big stone house and locked
the door." Chicago News.
Grandpa-Willie, why do you study
fgrammar? Willie So I can laugu
when people make ruistanes.
PROMINENT PHYSICIANS
USE. AND ENDORSE PE-RU-NA.
(A
CB.CHAMBERUNsM.D.
Of WASHINGTON. PC.
0. B. Chamberlin, M. D., writea from 1 4th and P Sta., Washington, D., O.t
"Many cases have come under my observation, where Peruna
has benefitted and cured. Therefore, I cheerfully recommend It
tor catarrh and a general tonic" C D. CHAMBERLIN, M. D.
Medloat Ksatnlaer V. B. Treasnry.
Dr. Llewellyn Jordan, Medical Ex
aminer of U. 8. Troaeory Department,
graduate of Columbia College, and
rlA Ul t rAA VM Sk WamI
Point, hat the following to say of
Peruna:
"Allow me to
exprera m grati
tude to you for the
benefit derived
from your wonder
ful remedy. One
short month has
brought forth a
vast change and I
now consider my
self a well man,
and after months
of Buffering. Fel
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Ir. L. Jonlan.
low aufforera, Pe -
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The discovery of new agents snd nen
nethoda of sitmlnUtorltig the old egentx
ised In dtntiatry (or ellinlustlng pain,
aa rvYolullniiUcd prartiiw. PAlM.hJ'
HKNT1H1KY with ua Is not an experi
ment, but an at solute certainty, a'
i uudreda can teatiijr. IHtn't you ta'e
ny rlaka W guarantee "No 1'AIN."
Both 'phone : Oregon Kouth 7M.
olmnbla KM. Oneu evenings till
todays (ruin V to IX
WlfiP! RRflS nPtltlt 2M.209.II'. '.11. aiVil-l. falling Bldg.
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rouTLaMD.
Settlers on Public Lands.
Twenty one million acres of the pub
lic lands of the. United States arc
yearly taken up by settlers.
One Barrel Not Enough.
Irate Customer Look here, you said
this gun would shoot 100 yards. I've
tried It and it only carries fifty.
Isaac Veil, but mine friend, there
are two barrels! Glasgow Times.
A Family Jar.
Mrs. Tlmmlns John, I must say you
are the narrowest minded man I ever
saw. You have an Idea that nobody U
ever right but yourself.
Mr. Tlmmlns Better look to borne.
Were you ever willing to admit that
anybody was right who differed from
you?
Mrs. Tlmmlns That's an entirely
different thing, and you know It, John
Tlmmlns. Boston Transcript.
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runa will cure yon. "Dr. Llewellyn
Jordan.
Goo. 0. Havener, M. D., of Anacoa
tla. D. C. writes:
The Peruna Medicine Co., Columbus, '
Ohio:
Gentlemen "In my practice I have .
had oc-aion to frequently rresx-ribe
your valuable medicine, and have fonud
tta of beneficial, especially in rasoa of
catarrh." Oeorge C. Havener, M. D.
If nn da tinL reeelva nronnit and
satisfactory results from the use ofr
Peruna, write at once to Dr. llartnian,
giving a full statement of your caw,
and be will be pleared to give you hia
valuable advice gratia.
Address Dr. Harlman, President of
the Uartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
.Ohlo.
DENTISTRY
i,or, inira ana naauingion 'ia
oniaos,
Guide Books Are Barred. i
A guide book Is gonernlly regarded
ns harmless. Not so In Turkey, as a I
German traveler has learned to hia !
grief. Officials found In his trunk "a
guide through Turkey" and confluent-'
ed It. -The next morning the book was
returned to the German, but with more i
than a hundred pagea torn out. The
traveler went to the censor's office to
complain of this Inexplicable treat
ment of bis book. But the censor ex
plained to him with Irresistible logic
that an accurate description of Con
stantinople could not be suffered,
since a knowlodKe of the locality was
calculated to facilitate an attempt on
the sultan'a life.
Diplomacy.
Whether he needs It or not, every
wi!n should try to borrow money so as
to learn who his friends aren't, and
uiso uevcr to lend. New York Press.
A
THE CHILDREN ENJOY
Life out of doors and out of the games which they play and the enjoy
tnent which they receive and the efforts which they make, cornea the
greater part of that healthful development which is ao essential to their
happiness when grown. When a laxative ia needed the remedy which ia
given to them to cleanse and sweeten and strengthen the internal organs
on which it acts, should be such as physiciana would aanction, because its
component parts are known to be wholesome and the remedy itnelf free from
every objectionable quality. The one remedy which physicians and parents,
well-informed, approve and recommend and which the little Ones enjoy,
because of its pleasant flavor, ita gentle action and its beneficial effects, is
Syrup of Figs and for the aame reason it la the only laxative which should
be used by fathers and mothers.
Syrup of Figs ia the only remedy which acts gently, pleasantly and
naturally without griping, irritating, or nauseating and which cleanses the
system effectually, without producing that constipated habit which results
from the use of the old-time cathartlca and modern imitations, and against
which the children should be so carefully guarded. If you would have them
grow to manhood and womanhood, strong, healthy and happy, do not give
them medicines, when medicines are not needed, and when nature needs
assistance in the way of a laxative, give them only the simple, pleasant and
gentle Syrup of Figs.
Its quality is due not only to the excellence of the combination of the
laxative principles of plants with pleasant aromatic ayrups and juices, but
also to our original method of manufacture and aa you value the health of
the little ones, do not accept any of the substitutes which unscrupulous deal
ers sometimes offer to increase their profits. The genuine article may be
bought anywhere of all reliable druggists at fifty cettta per bottle. Please
to remember, the full name of the Company
CALIFORNIA FIG SYR-UP
the front of every pack
age. In order to get its lY rXT'
beneficial effects it is al- t"i A flLr
ways necessary w ouy fvfl.CVA,
tne genuine oniy. a;w
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In lime. SMit )v rtrmfiri.i. t I
JOHN IK)0Ln. PORTLAND, ORll.
I wot at MorrlsM Btreet.
r,3 f1 y he bsat baralni In Boilers
and Knglnes, M lndmllls, l ump and Mene
ral klsi-hlnery, Vtmt Hawing Msvhlues a
spsolalty. Ht'4 Us be lore buying. .
WAY ABOVE
alt the rt la the quality ot MONOPOI H
Canned Krulta ami Vegelalilia. YU
won't 1st saiiatled with anything else
alter you ones try them. From your
t WADHAMS A KlikH HK0S. Packers
t
It costs YOU IN 0111 lllff
Te catch roMres ft
SuiieihliiS lor neihlns.
attre etiuiiBh. en
tMa It If yua want II,
hut you ran tl r4 of It
by uaias Uaws He
ouah lraia.
S )Ha In lite house.
Thsv twite nice, !'
aire, see sU. Made
uf honev ant menthni,
A Ceiua not. ftuld by
all dnissiata and rnif
iM'tlunrra. l w- boaea
srnt hv mail nmiI
mi rrcwipt af loa la
aiamu,
Pacific Coast
Biscuit Co.
PartUod, Ore.
r. n. v.
K. a-ites.
w
HKM writing to ad vertlsars plaasa
suanUoa tuts paper.
Showed Oood Sense.
A tawlatun, Mo.. Infant, asked by
his Sunday school teacher what be
should have done first of all If bo had
been miraculously cast out of the
whale, b.'lly like Jonah, nld: "I fink
I'd Kono home and got aome clean
clothes on."
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genulno
Carter's
Little Over Pills.
ftluat Bear Signature of
fee Fac-Slmlle Wrapper Belew.
Tory assail mm aa eaey
ta take as sagma.
rOIlUOACREs
FOX DIZZINESS
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FOR TORPID LIVEX.
FOI COMJTIfATlOI.
FOB SALLOW SKI I.
FOXTOECOMrLtXIOsM
rHeaa I rarely Teptalls.c
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
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