THE "UOfiU'OM GLOBE.
THURSDAY DECEMBER 25, I002.
We w ieh y on a Merry Christmas.
'Chriptiin9 dmw bnt once A
year" and the dads of theland-wha
j.y th Hills and try to look pleas
ant whil they struggle for the next
11 month to revivify a depleted
bank account, are dod gasted glad
of it.
UXRELIAB LE
If the rest of the matter contain
ed in the 50-jxtge Christmas num
ber of the For tliand Telegram is no
more reliable than that devoted to
Oillia'nv onnty it is-not worth
much asaeonreeof reliable infor
mation coiicering'the state. Here
is the "write -upH grand old Gilliam
gets.'
"The surface- of Gilliam county
is rolling, with but little limber.
Several streams in the coinityfaf
wish water Aw the numerous herd.
.f cattle, sheep ' and horses, be
sides an abundant supply for irri
gation' The principal business of
the 'citizens is stockraising. The
roil is fertile, and produces cereals
and vegetables in abundance. Any
fruits that will grow in a temperate
region may be found here. Arling
ton, the county seat, is on the O.K.
X., and does a big business in
thipping wool. The population is
made up of an exceptionally indus
trious class of people."
Such ignorance ou the part of a
great news paper is painful. One
would think that Rip Van Winkle
had just woke up and been assign
ed to a place .on the Telegram staff.
HxJ HanljcL. . - .
firffl ItoIK-H. tin- tMM&:m f
,. S. tM-.ti, ot tlw Coii.kar MiUiny C.
met will serious and pxinfal wihrt
Monday ) aoon which- will Kv
him mHinteirtor We. Only bwrl?
mil was being otrwl in the nnW k
that day amt trunk who helping
r.Min.1 th mill, noticed that the wet
Imrlcv was ihoking the machine, and
being familiar with the rolls pot his
hand inside the machine to clear it. He
h.l on gloves nt by a slight slip of the
hnii I the gl ive w4 caujht In the rolls
an t infUntU his fingers were pulled in
and frightfully mangled. It it hard to
an-leratand why he diJ not lose his en
tire arm as the rolls are corrugated and
rnit at a high rate of tfM. The boy
wxsUkrn ti t)r. Wood' office where
the thumb was removed at the first joint
the rim Knerat the knuckle pint the
second finger between the second and
thiM joint and the little finger at the
first Hnt. Strange to any tha thir.t nn-
iter was not injured farther than by ros
ins tlm mil. The boy's grit was re-
.rk.4lI. He walke I unaided la the
da:lor'e otfiite and was aboot the coolest
itereon who wasaronn l. tie is getting
along as well as could be expected.
Cwitcn .Vina,
re"Vntrr rt m a setl.ms a.--1
ri.lVatai fcrtA VaM SMtimlat a a renlt
of whhh. he itl pruWpl? b ltl P tor
some trmv He we trailing a hack
from hh aadlfe horn when the horw,
l.ich wae a fractKms one, became fright
ened and eowmewced bucking. The an
imal ran hito a wire fence and Walton
sustained a aerlona cnt on the ankle
joint. He was taken to his home in
tit. Watson worked In ixiadnn last
summer and his father was alsH employ
ed here as a brick masoa on Puim Bros.'
building.
Saw Death Near.
It eften made my heart ache," writes
L.C. Oertdreet of Klgin. Tena., "to
hear my wifecongh until it seemed her
weak and sore lungs woald cnMapee.
Hood doctors said she was so far gone
with Consumption lhat no medicine or
earth I v help eon Id save her, bnl a friend
recommended IV. Kind's New Piseovery
and persistent use of this escellent med
icineeaved her life.' ' It's absolutely
guaranteed for Coughs, Colds, Rnmchl
li, Asthma aud all Throat and Lung
il teases, -
linaranteed Ixdtles 60c and 1.00at Con-
dun 1'harmacy. Trial bottles free. .
Parties desiring to enter a coun
t ry print shop at this season of the
year should be governed by the fol
lowing rules: Advance tothe door
and rn've three distinct raps. The
"devil" will open the door for you
when you give him your name,
post office address, and state that
vou do not - wish to lick the editor.
He will admit you to the office and
point to the editor. You will then
advance to the editor's desk, where
he will always be found, and ad
dress him in the following way
Extend the right hand about two
fppt ffrtm thP body, with the thumb
; Telegram Mart In Danger.. ,
B. K. Searcy returned from I'ortland
Monday where he went last week with a
shipment of fnt hogs. He had" a g.d
trip, sold his hog for 6l cents per
and got interviewd bv aTrlc.tr in report
er without knowing he was within a mile
of any pesky newspaper man. The Tel
egtatn gave B. K.s interview l.it half
a column and it sounded something like
a Troutdale wind storm. Searcy ears
that eon-of-a-gnu is the biggest liar on
earth and if he ever gets within gun-
hot of him there will he a sudden va-
rancy on the Telegram staff. B. K.
s a dead shot and we would fraternally
Svlvise that particular reporter that he
onld better provide himself with a
knit-steel-bnllet-proof nndershirt befre
Searcy ships those 1000 ft steers which
he Telegram says Searcy said were his
bnt which Searcy says he sai I were Kai-
ston's to the Portland mrket.
B. K. can kill a deer running through
thick timber a half mile away and he
feels fully equal to the task of causing
the aforesaid vacaacy in the Telegram
atfT no matter where he finds his man.
Yes! we wonld most nrgently recom
mend a boiler iron undershirt.
May Return Again. ,
H. J. Nott and fami v. of Oles, will
spend the winter at Station, Oregon
Mr. Nott lias sold most of his land, near
Olez, to Tohey Bros, and will quit farm
ing forawhile. In writing tothe UinRK
to have his paper addressed to Stayton
Mr. Nott says: "We will spend the
winter at Stayton but do not know
where we will locate permanently. I
have sold most of mv land here bntstilt
lave enough left for a nest eg in case
we should get iiomesa-K tor unram
conntv which is not at all unlikely.
The Uuibb wishes Mr. Nott and his
estimable family success wherever they
go but we rather ezpect they will yet
gravitate back to grand old 'jilliam.
rayyere"ydu looking for me?"
The editor will extend his left hand
into which you will drop the note,
when he will immediately grasp
your right hand and say1 "you bet,"
After giving him the news of your
locality, the names of possible sub
scribers and the number of years
j-ou desire to pay for the subscrip
tion in advance, you will be permit
ted to retire with an obligation
properly discharged and the knowl
edge that the editor is happy. Ex.
'is ' ' i
, . - , "
The London Free Press strikes
the nail on the head in the fol
lowing: "When we see the
bays on the . street and in the
public places we often wonder if
they know that the business men
are watching them. In every bank
store or office there will 60on be a
place for a boy to fill. Those who
have the management of the affairs
of the business will select a boy in
whom they haveconfidence. When
they select oneof the boys they will
not select him for bis ability to
swear, use slang, smoke, cigarettes,
or tap a beer keg. These men have
a few of these habits themselves,
but they are looking for boys who
are as near gentlemen in every
sense of the word as they can find,
and they are able to give the char
acter of every , boy . in ' the ciy.
They are not looking for rowdies
and when a boy applies for one of
these places and is refused they
may not tell him the reason why
they vjfo not want him, but the boy
can depend upon it he has been
rated according to his behavior.
Boys can not afford to adopt the
habits and conversation of loafers
and rowdies if they ever want to be
called to responsible positions.
ALV1LLE.
Alville is enjoying clear weather once
more.
Mary Kibbey is an Alville visitor this
week.
Pearl Moore wished friends at Condon
Saturday and Sunday.
L. C. Lnlck started to build the flue
for the hall this morning.
Charley Lillie was in this neighbor-
hood bnying hogs last week.
A Good Cough Medicine.
From tit Cau fU, Ttttvemta, Juttralir.
I find Chamberlain's Congh Remedy
is an ezcellent medicine. I have lieen
suffering from a severe congh for the last
two months and it has effected a cure.
have great pleasure in recommending it.
W. C. Wocknkr. This is the opinion
of one of nr oldest and most respected
residents and has been voluntarily given
in rood faith that others mav try the
reined v and be benefited, as was Mr.
Wockner. This remedy is sold by Con
don Pharmacy.
week. -- - . -- ;
Wilsons are preparing for the dance
Xmas. As they expect a large crowd
they want to have plenty to eat.
Viv Collins has entirelv recovered
from the scare he had from almost get-
nsr his arm thrown out of place.
It is a great mistake about the enter
tainment t,o he given Jan. 2. It has
been deferred but is not gofne to take
place July 2 that we know of.
Arbry Wasson Dave and Bill MuMullen
just returned from a trip to Arlington,
where they had been to take hogs, they
say they had a fine trip in the fog.
It is not onlr a report bnt a candid
fact that Arbry Wasson had
lame shoulder when he came home from
the dance last week. We will let you
guess how it happened.
A New Remedy.
The old friends of Chamberlain's
Cougli Remedy will be pleased to know
that manufacturers of that preparation
liave gotton out a new remedy called
iJiamheriainV stomach and Liver Tab-
lets.an'd that it is meeting with much
success in the treatment of constipation.
iiilionsness, eick headache, impaired di
gestion and like disorders. These tab
lets are easier to take and more pleasant
in effect than pills, then they not only
move the bowels, but improve theappe
lite 'hnd correct any disorders of the
stomach and liver.
For saW b Condon Pharmacy.--
Yearnsfor Him.
The following epistle bearing the Con
don postmark accompanied by a copy of
a matrimonial paper was recent fy receiv
ed by a marriageable Condon man and
'by accident or design" drifted to this
office presumably for publication. We
give only the initials:
Condon Dec 15th 1902
Dear Mr W
By accident or design soneone has sent
ine this paper, the hint is strong, I will
admit, and who is taking such an actual
interest in my welfare, I havendt the
sliethest idea, I will send yon this pa
per as I believe our sympathys are mu
tual. I have often yearned for love.
Yet Mr W if you can identify this
whrithing 1 assure you I will always
denv. -
My eeltrespect and dignity forbids me
to say much on this subject However
any advances will not be seriously re
pulsed, My beauty,! knew has faded,
bnt we have arrived at an age, when we
know that beanty only adorns the skin,
and if there are yet a few years of pleas
ure on this earth, perhaps we can make
them available, I hope you will allways
respect mv confidence -
Yours in anxious expectancy
Mr. W- says he is not in the market.
Alville School Notes.
(FLORA M'CON'XELL, Editor.)
Everyone did well in their examina
tion.
There will be no school Thursday and
Friday.
Murl and Harold Myers are absent
this week. ' ' '
IfLl.uJ)eck was a visitor at school
oeverai pupus pavg qnir scuocn an ac
count of cold weather.
There were only five tardy marks last
month.
Myrtle Williams wasenrolled Monday
mere are two months of school yet.
Mrs. W. B. Maley visited the school
Friday, . ....
. The school will rnve into the hall
soon as the flue is "finished.
LONE ROCK.
Lrv Wilks has sold his confectionery
to Geo. McArthur. It is understood Mr
Wilks will remove to Condon.
Buyers from Seattle bought about 20
head of horses here last week.
Christmas festivities commenced here
last Saturday. It was a little early bu
the way black eyes and ba' ged noses
were turned out was a caption.
Snow storms are the order f the da
All the eheep and cattle have lceii in
the feed yards for the past 3 or 4 weeks
with good prospects for a long siege
ahead.
Leave your saburiptioi to the dailv
or weekly Oregonian at this office and
save yourself postage, time and trouble.
We will do the rest.
The show window at Clarke A Frazers
store iswell worth going to see.
The Oregon Semi-Weekly journal, a
De-mulatto newspaper, ever farnd al
ways J)?; 1S copies, la. on year for only
11.80 to any address. The Journal, P.
Q.'Bmi UM, Portland, Or.
COUGHS AND COLDS IN CHILDREN
Recommendation of a Well Known
Chicago Physician
I nse and prescribe Chamberlain's
Cougli Remedy for aliuoet all obstinate
constricted coughs with direct results. I
prescribe it to children of all ages. Am
glad to recommend to all in need and
seeking .relief frnm vcolds' coughs amd
bronchial afflictions. It ia non-narcotic
and safe in the hand of the most nnpro
fei8fonal. A universal panacea for all
mankind. Mks. Maky R. Mklesvy M.
I)., Ph. D., Chicago, III.
Sold by Condon Pharmacy. .
a. j. inen wanted to attend a party,
butwasatraid to 4 on account of
pains in his stomach which he feared
u
wouiu grow worse, ue says, "I was
telling my troubles to a lady friend who
said 'Chamberlain's Colic Cholera and
Uiarrhwa Remedy will pnt you it) condi
tion for the party, I bought .a: bottle
and take uleasure in stating that , two
doses cured me and enabled me to have
a good time at the party." Mr. Snell is
a resi.lent of Summer Hill, N. Y. This
remedy is for sale by Condon Pharmacy.
" T lie Oual ity Sto re
LORD & COMPANY
Headquarters for Xmas Goods.
Ml
We are displaying the finest and most
complete stock of . Xmas
, r goods eyer seen in
Arlington
and at prices that ;
defy competition. Give us a .
call and you will hot be disappointed.
j.
r. WOOD, M o.
Physician unci 8urgorr
We have concluded to start ou r Clearance Sale
earlier than usual and will make all of our
customers who purchase for cash a discount
of 25 pier centTon our entire stock of Clothing,
Ladies' Jackets and Suits. Come early and
make your selection before the stock is broken.
OUR MOTTO
QUALITY, QUANTITY, PRICE.
LORD & CO. LORD & UO.
ARLINGTON, OREGON.
Pay ami nlilit tls ftomirtly aiiswstw!
Offlc Uhi Uml mar 8irtti.
0ONDON, r ORW.
4 m"""1 ' .mii in ii mini is 'ilh mi I
pa. a k. una.
PHYSICfAN AND SURGEON,
buy siut nlirtit .alls promptly inlt.
Dims 2mt mr tnartl mImi I'hsrmsoy,
fONIHttt, Main mm 0KdOM.
p L SICKI.K
DENTIST
Offlrtom U'tlsuu Pbannsry. , , ;
eoftu ' ' ' OKK00T
C. S. PALIJE1V
Artistic Barbcrr
Sleek Shaves
and Hair-cuts,
Razors horved and re-grouna.
COHDOSI OKEGOH.
8 our clubbing offer with the Ha Win .
Capital Journal. H la jronr ctianc to-
get two gmHl papers lor tha prlca of ona.
The (Uoat will giva you afl th liomv
and county iiewa and tha i'apUal Jour
nal will glva you all tha itaiw arr gener
al newt and a full accoui.l of tho legis!iv
tlve proceeding. This It hurt what you
want lor the news ol the coming mtlon
ol tht legislature. This oftVr appliat tto
ly to pald-ln advanca soliacrlptlont.
U. L. Nea), the well Itiown anetion
eer, wlllglvt tha strictest attention to
all bu.iness entrusted to lila cate. II
you have property to tell cotU biut.
KERR CIFF08 & CO- PH0P3.
on Milling Co.
MANUFACTURERS OF
High Grade Flour,
CHOP and MILL-FEED
STEAM-ROLLED WHEAT AND BARLEY.
SCALE OFPJilCES.
Steam Rolled Barley. .$19.00
Steam Rolled Wheat.. 19.00
Mill Feed ..........,$14.00
Flour, per bbl 3.45
Card of Thanks.
We wish to express our sincere thanks
to thekiml friends, of Condon and vicin
ity, for the helping hand and kindly
sympathy extended during the illness
and death of our loving wife and mother.
Alburn Mookb and Family.
' Stops the Cough '
and works off the Cold.
Lflxntive Bromo-QHlnlne "Tablets cure a cold
n oiifrdy, No Cure, no Pav. Prle 25 cento
TO, CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
Ts'ke Laxative ir.io Inlii Tabled v'jt!l
tifuPlHttiM nkfutlH th' tnnliM H I. -f..H..
i-V-no ' " ..i. .wiiv , Ian. M VUrV
W. Grove's slxuatur Is oneijcb box. 25c
Forty Teams Wanted Immedi
ately. To haul flour and feed to Arlington and
load back with coal. Enquire of
Condon Milling Co.
Strayed.
One red two-year-old heifer with white
face. No earmarks. Branded on
both hips. Suitable reward for informa
tion leading to her recovery. f
R. E. 81MMERS,"
Condon, Oregon.
Oregon Dally Journal, a Democratic
dally newspaper, eight to 20 pages, $4 a
year; $2 for six months. The Journal Is
a newspaper. Bend In your subscription.
Interest your neighbor In The Journal.
Addict The f Journal, Box 12 Portland,
Or. '.' ' iJ ',; , -.-I,-.
Prices liable to change at any time.
Every sack of our flour is fully guaranteed or money refunded.
: TRY
:,J!OUR BEST,"
IRANCH HOUSES: iUtCCK, QUIKM"3
..GRAIN..
Stored witb us will receive the careful attention of experbncetl
warehousemen. Barb wire, nail, aalt, lugar, lime, ctmentr
fetd and mill atuffa always on hand in any quantities Gen
eral storage and forwarding. A trial makes you our customer.
Arlington Warehouse Co
D. B. THOMAS, Manager
ARLINGTON, - - OREGON
Under New Management
The Gondon Barn
Qrurruinuuvinrinnjvin
5 .
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New Confectionenj,
We have just received a nice line of fine fresh candies
, including Penny Goods, Bon Bons, Taffy Ac.
Call and get a bottle of our new waterproof pelf-uhin-ing
shoe polish.
Price & Moore.
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USEFUL AND BEAUTIFUL
HOLIDAY GOODS! 1
Easy Chairs,
Rockers,
Pictures,
Willow Rockers,
Queensware,
Glassware,
Cutlery,
Fancy Lamps,
SOMETHINC OF THIS KIND IS SURE TO PLEASE THE ONE TO WHOM IT IS GIVEN
CT. You make no mistake in buying from us. . ggy
COIIDOII FURNITURE and HARDWARE GOT"
STACE TIME TABLE. , ,
, Stages, wilf arV)ve at and depart
on
the following
from Condon
schedule. f
ABRIVK FROM
Fossil ..." 9:30 A.M.
Arlington .2:30P.M.
. EPABT FOR .
Arlington . ,9:45 A. M.
Fossil. .2:30 P. M.
J.V. Jackson & Co., Props.
WANTED-KAUHKUL PERSON TO TRAVEL
(or well eatabllithed home in a few countiej call
kig on retail merehanti and agento. IachI ter
ritory. HaUry S1024 year and ezpeiises payable
19.70 a meek In cash and expense, advanced.
PoMtion permnnent. Business innceasfn and
rushinK. . Standard Hotue, 3M Dearborn St, Chi
cago, Illinois.
LONE R0CK-D0ND0N STAGE
LINE.
Lone Rock to Condon and return
every day (except Sunday) carry
ing U. S. Mail passengers and ex
press. First-class teams and rigs
and experienced drivers. Special
care given to the comfort of passengers.-,
F. H. Robinson will collect for
all packages delivered at Lone Rock
and collect fare on out going pass
engers. 1
J. B. Goff,
Prop.
Subscribe for the Globe.
Pictures, Frames, Robs and many
fancy house decorations at Clarke &
Frazer's Hardware and Furniture store.
Let Clarke & Frazer figure with you
oti building material such- as Windows,
Doors, Locks, Hinges, Nails and mould-
ngs.
The Condon Pharmacy has all the lat
est np-to-date ebeet music at popular
prices.
Try Condon Pharmacy's new photo
devolopsr, . , ., , j
Ranch ForSale. f
1120 acres of good land 3 miles from
Condon. All fenced. About of tract
is good farm land ; balance in pasture.
Good house, barn and other buildings.
Plenty of good water on all parts of the
farm. Will sell together or in two tracts
one of farm land the other of stock
range and good garden spot. For price
and terms apply to .
J. C. COOKIY, v
' Condon, OrpgoB.
are prepared to caler to
first-claim manner. Fine
care.
rnvTftnrwcinKeT un.t ,
the wants of the traveling public la a
rigs and teams; best attention given ll stock left in our
1 our patronage is solicited.
LOST VALLEY LUMBER. CO.
HERBERT HALSTEAD, Manager!
ROUGH AND DRESSED LUMBER.
We offer a complete stock of Fine Surfaced Lumber, consisting of Flooring, Catt
log, Rustic, Bhlp-lap and all kinds of Rough Lumber. Careful atten
given to bills of special sizes and dimension stuff.
MILL ONE-HALF MILE SOUTHEAST OF POST OFFICE
LOST VALLEY. OREGON.
iniruinjannnwinrtnnntnn
TWO WEEKLY PAPERS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE
GREATEST BARCUIN IN GOOD REAOtNQ.
By a apeolal arrangement wa arc ablato furnish tha CONDON
GLOBE and THE WEEKLY CAPITAL JOURNAL at tha following
clubbing prloa for both papers:
ForOn Yaar In Advance 91.56
For 8tx Months In Advanc 75 .
Th Journal prints th moat Ihslda newa about our atat ot-
efnmentand thefull laglalatlva proceedings. Just what you
want for the coming session. Th Journal Is a large eight pag
papr full of telsgraphlo nwe of tha world. Samp! copy f r
upon Inquiry at this office.
. THE CELEBRATED
. . COLUMBIA BREWERY . .
AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop.
Of the product of this well-known brewery the United States Health
Reports for June 28, 1900. says : "A more nperior brew never entered the
lubratory of the United States Health reportn. It is absolutely devoid of th
slightest trace of adulteration, but on the other hand Is composed of the best
of malt and and choicest of hops. Its tonic qualities are of the highest and it
can be nsed with the greatest benefit and satisfaction by both old and young.
Its use can conscientiously be prescribed by the physicians with the certainty
that a better, pureror more wholesome beverage could not possibly be kmnd.'
East Second Street, THE DALLES, OREGON.
AVENERIOUS CARBOLINEUM
Avenerious Carbolineum is here
to stay. Ask those who have
used it. It prevents decay in fence
posts, water tanks and all wood
work and is a guaranteed article.
It also exterminates chicken lice
and mites and keens thorn away
permanently. It is a general pu
rifier of manger, chicken house or
pigpen, it spreads with a brush
and is a nice, nut-brown paint
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