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    Scrofula
Few are entlrelj fres from It.
It may develop so slowly to cans
little If sy disturbance durins tb woe
period of childhood.
It my then produce Irregularity of ths
storaaeh and bowels, dyapepiia, caUrrh,
and marked tendency to consumption
before manifesting Itself In mucocutaneous
eruption or glandular swelling.
It Is best to be sure that you are quit
free from It. and for its complete eradica
tion you can rely on
Hood's Sarsaparilla
The best of all medicines for all humors.
A Difference
Remus haughtily) Miss Johnson,
Ah'd lak a little understandin'. Yn
td yo' wudn't marry mekase vo didn't
lak tie way Ah gambled, en den yo'
went en accepted dat crapshootin
Gawjie.
Miss Johnson Pat's jes' de leason.
Ah didn't lak de way yo gambled. Yo
always low en Gawge always wins.
Chicago News.
Bad Family Example.
Brown I don't like to read
which show that geniuses were
tales
once
unruly children.
Jones Why?
Brown They merely encourage laiy
parents to believe that their unruly
children will all turn out geniuses.
Detroit Free Press.
ADVANCE IN PRICES.
Binder Twine Market Rues Half a Cent and
Is Still on the Up Grade.
Confirming predictions in our former
comments on Binding Twine, prices
have advanced one-half cent per pound
on all grades. This advance is made
on the strong position of the fiber
market, and indications are that pres
ent prices will be maintained, although
even higher prices may prevail in the
very near future.
Consumption will be larger than an
ticipated as, from farm papers of the
Mississippi valley, a larger amount of
twine than usual will be required for
the oat harvest, an increase of at least
25 per cent by most conservative esti
mate. Wheat straw is large and grain
lodged, thus demanding more twine
where only an average was looked for
a few weeks since. This means a
shortage of twine in the East.
A careful canvass of the Northwest
indicates that home manufacutrers are
well prepared to take care of the market
of this section, and native pride would
dictate that, other things being equal,
home products should be given prefer
ence. Brands with no superior in
quality, and an excellence such as pos
sessed by the C.over Leaf Brand with
lower cost per 1,000 feet, also a market
near at hand, dealers should not hesi
tate in making up their orders. At
present, however, heavy shipments are
being made, and orders should be placed
at once as better attention can be given
to early orders than where bunched so
near harvest time.
The Octopus.
"What!" ejaculated the man.
Four
hundred dollars for that dress?"
"Yes," answered the wife soothing
ly. "It is the train that makes it so
expensive."
"Ah-h-h!" groaned the husband,
"that cursed railroad trust again."
Baltimore American.
She Had 'Em.
Miss Newlyrich was being taught
how to play hearts. A diamond was
led, and she played a club.
"Have you no diamonds?" they
asked her.
"Oh, she has a quantity up stairs,"
exclaimed her mother, proudly. New
York Evening Sun.
Sht Acknowledged It
"iieauty, we remarked, sagely, " is
only skin deep."
"Ah," murmured the vain damsel,
"I am so thin skinned."
But we told her that it was just as
painful to skin a thin skinned as a
thick skinned person, and walked
haughtily awty. Baltimore American.
Sleepy Crass.
Sleepv grass is fouDd in New Mexico,
Texas and Siberia. It has a most in
jurious effect on horses and sheep, b-
ing a strong narcotic or sedative, and
causing profound sleep, or stupor, last
ing 24 to 48 hours.
Felt It
"How long was I up in the air?
asked the victim of a subway explosion.
"Oh, about a minute. Why?"
"What a long time to be away from
New York!" Life.
DAD BLOOD,
DAD COMPLEXION.
The skin is the seat of an almost end
less variety of diseases. They are known
by various names, but are all due to the
same cause, acid and other poisons in
' Che blood that irritate and interfere with
the proper action of the skin.
To have a smooth, soft skin, free from
all eruptions, the blood must be kept pure
and healthy. The many preparations of
arsenic and potash and the large number
of face powders and lotions generally
nsed in this class of diseases cover up
for a short time, but cannot remove per
manently the ugly blotches and the red,
disfiguring pimples. -
Eternal vigilance la the price
of a beautiful complexion
when such remedies are relied on.
Mr. H. T. Shobe, 77H tucas Avenue, St. IMils,
Mo., says : " My daughter was afflicted for years
ith dinfirurinff emotion on her face, which
resisted all treatment. She was taken to two
eelebratei health springs, but received no bene
fit. Many medicines were prescribed, but with
out result, until we decided to try 8. 8. 8., and by
the time the first bottle was finishedthe eruption
began to disappear. A dozen bottles cured bet
u1AAlw lf Vr- elfin Trfectlv Smooth.
6he is now seventeen years old, and not a sign of
the embarrassing- disease has ever returned."
S. S. S. is a positive, unfailing cure for
the worst forms of skin troubles. It is
the greatest of all blood purifiers, and the
only one guaranteed purely vegeiauie.
Bad blood makes bad complexions.
purines and invigo
rates tne ota ana
makes new, rich blood
that nourishes the
body and keeps the
kin active and healthy and in proper
condition to perform its part towards
eiarrvinQ' off the imnurities from the body.
If you have Eczema, Tetter, Acne, Salt
Rheum, Psoriasis, or your skin is rough
and nimnlv. send for our book on Blood
and Skin Diseases and write our physi
cians about your case, No charge what
ever for this service.
, swift SPECIFIC COMPANY. ATLANTA, U.
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URE FOR THE BLUES.
HOW TO GET RID OF SPELLS OF
MORBIDNESS.
An Absorbing Interest or Occupation
la lfest Remedy-Victim of "Blue
Devtta" Are Too Much Taken Up
with Their Own Sensations.
Is there anyone of the human family
who does not suffer occasionally from
that "loathed melancholy" called "the
blues" If such a person exists he Is
as rare as the great auk.
From whatever cause the blue devils
take possession of us, whether from
derangements of the liver or nervous
system, or from simple eunuL the cure
for them Is the same, unless, ludeed.
they are bred by orgaulc disease which
has taken vital hold of the system.
And this cure an absorbing Interest
or occupation. People who ride their
hobbles in season and out of season
very rarely have the blues. Enthusias
tic collectors are also apt to be ag
gressively cheerful If you suffer from
depression of spirits, then take the
advice of authorities on the subject
and look about for an Interest In life.
Ursula Gesterfeld. In one of her
books handles the blue devils without
gloves. She frankly Informs the vic
tims that what Is the matter with them
Is not that they are "too flue for
earth's coarser uses," and that their
delicate natures suffer from contact
with the rude, boisterous wond, but
that they are abuormally selfish, too
absorbed In their own seusations to
heed the fact that they are enveloping
themselves In an atmosphere of gloom
which must necessarily depress all
about them.
Iler prescription Is to smile, smllo;
smile in season and out of season;
smile whether you feel like It or not.
and gradually the mental state will
adapt Itself to the bodily expression.
A charming young women was heard
to say the other day: "I am too much
in love ever to have the blues." 'Too
much In love?" echoed her astonished
auditors, surprised at this frank reve
lation. "Yes," she replied, provoklng
ly. "too much In love with myself. I
regard myself as a mirror, don't you
see, put on earth to reflect all the joy
and gladness of the universe, and so I
cannot think of letting myself become
obscured and dimmed by such ugly
clouds as the blues. Ah, never! I am
too vain."
Charles Xewcomb, that coiner of epi
grams, says: "There Is no stimulant
that Is more speedy and thorough In
its action than the thrill of Joy and
gladness. It Is a natural tonic, and the
entire system responds to Its exhilarat
ing vibrations.
Anything that arouses confidence In
life, with a larger sense of Its use and
beauty, increases human energy and
prepares the best conditions of success
In all undertakings. We are never left
In life with an entirely empty cup
board. there Is always some little portion of
fat to eat and sweet to drink If we will
only go our way and look about us, and
not allow the leanness of our grief
to absorb our thoughts or tears to
blind our eyes and fill every cup with
bitterness."
There Is a very old story about the
famous clown, Griznaldl, who once
called in a physician to see If he could
offer any alleviation for the depression
from which he suffered. "Go and see
Grlmaldl," advised the physician. "I
am Grlmaldl," replied the "melancholy
Jacques" in the Jester's garb.
Poor clown! lie was suffering from
the reaction occasioned by the con
stant effort to be funny. He needed
change of thought, Interest and occupa
tion. "It isn't the 'unting as 'urts the
'orses, It's the 'ammer, 'ainmer, 'am
mer on the 'ard 'Igh road."
There Is an exceedingly bitter tonic
that all of us must gulp down sooner
or later, and that Is that no one cares
a straw about our woes. The man who
laughs is the man who has friends by
the score, whose society Is eagerly
sought and who Is always welcome,
but the woman who weeps very soon
learns that she must weep alone. "This
sad old earth has need of our mirth."
Chicago Uecord-Herald.
CHINESE EGGED AN ACTOR.
Celestial Edwin Booth Meets with a
Bather Forcible Criticism.
The artistic temperament Is, perhaps.
more highly developed In the Chinese
theater-goer than In his American
counterpart It certainly was manifest
ed strongly enough the other night In
San Francisco, for Chew Foo, the great
Chinese star who recently went to that
city after winning the highest praise
from the critics of the Chinese press in
New York, was pelted with decayed
eggs and then made the target of In
numerable light firecrackers, all be
cause be failed to dress the part he
was acting In a proper manner.
Chew Foo stands. in practically the
same light to tne uninese piay-goer
that Edwin Booth stood to the English-
speaking public, let there were occa
sions In the career of that great actor,
when he played "Hamlet" arrayed in
a long frock coat, his head covered
with a silk hat In place of the raven
hair of the mad Danish prince. There
is, however, no record that the audi
ences did not make all allowance for
delayed trains and washed away
bridges, which were the causes of the
lack of costumes.
Hundreds of Instances might be cited
of Indulgences shown by American au
diences to actors who failed to dress
the parts they were playing as they
should be dressed. These are Instances
right In this city, says the San Fran
cisco Call where but never mind,
these cases have nothing to do with
the riot which took place in the Wash
ington stret theater because Chew Foo
wore the dress of a young man when
he should have worn that of an old
man.
Sergeant Conboy was there. He la
always there when any trouble arises
in Chinatown, but he cannot tell the
cause of the row. He saw Chew Foo
on the stage. For a moment no one
In the audience moved, and then pan
demonium Drone rortn. 'mere were
yells and catcalls In Chinese and then
a fusillade of Chinatown eggs began.
The eggs that a Chinaman will throw
away are beyond description. Just
plain, ordinary stale eggs they eat and j
nrnfMii tn like. These had irot beyond
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thrown away. Chew Foo got about
bushel basket of them. After that the
men In the audience began to throw
lighted firecracker on the stage. To
those outside the theater It sounded
like half a hundred men engaged la
pistol practice and word was sent to
police headquarters that half of China
town was engaged In battle, murder
and sudden death, and that the war of
the Tongs had dually broken out lu
real earnest
Half a doxen policemen were rushed
to the theater, only to find the place
resting In perfect peace. There was
no noise, no disturbance, and the play
was going smoothly along.
SAVED BY AN INDIAN.
How a Illoody Revolt of Negro Slarea
In New Jersey Waa Averted.
A bloody and desperate revolt was
once threatened by the negro slaves of
the Acquackauonck district of New
Jersey, and were It not for a drunken
Indian there would have been an awful
slaughter of the whites.
Shortly after the Revolution the
slaves demanded their emancipation.
Some of the New York farmers had
freed their slaves, most of whom weut
to the Kamapo mountains, where they
found unoccupied land. Stragglers ap-
Sared among the New Jersey slaves
id had little trouble spreading dissen
sion. The Dutch farmers were not yet
ready to abolish slavery and refused
the demands made upon them. The
slaves became insolent and hard to
manage. They even went so far as to
threaten dire vengeance, but little at
tention was paid to their muttering.
The negroes formed a secret society,
and held meetings in the woods and in
deserted houses. At last their plans
were about complete for a general re
volt. A meeting was called In an old
distillery w hich use! to stand near Fas
saic. Negroes came from every direc
tion, and by midnight nearly a hundred
were gathered there. The leaders made
excited speeches advocating the slaugh
ter of all the men In the community.
They were eager for a revolt and were
to be Informed just when to strike.
The slaves of each family were to take
care of their own masters. What was
to become of them afterward was not
considered, nor were there any plans of
escaping the punishment which would
surely be Inflicted on them. They were
for blood, regardless of consequences.
An old Indian bad spent the day at
the distillery, and the man In charge of
the vats had amused himself by getting
the redskin drunk. Tie fell just outsldj
the door, and lay there in a drunken
stupor. He was awakened about mid
night by the loud voices of the excited
slaves, and after a time realized the
purpose of the meeting. He knew that
the farmers would reward him with
whisky and tobacco If he carried them
the news, and lost no time In doing so.
He went to several farm houses before
he could find any one who would be
lieve the story, for no one thought that
the slaves really Intended to make trou
ble. Investigation showed that he was
telling the truth, and the farmers sur
rounded the distillery. The leaders were
arrested and carried to Newark in
chains. Many of the slaves were lash
ed by their owners until all thought of
rwolt was beaten out of them.
BLOWING UP OF THE MAINE.
Gen.
Fltzhngh Lee's Theory of the
Destruction of the Vessel.
In his Interesting address In this city
Monday evening General Fltzhugh Lee
gave his theory regarding the destruc
tion of the battleship Maine, says the
Indianapolis Journal After relating
the circumstances of the explosion and
describing the scene of fire and car
nage he witnessed on visiting the local
ity a few minutes after the event, he
said:
"My theory Is that It was done by
young officers who had been attached
to Weyler. After the catastrophe they
disappeared. Young officers of the
Spanish army did not take the trouble
to hide their pleasure over the horrible
affair. Many of them dropped their us
ual potations of red wine and opened
bottles of champagne In the cafes.
The government of Cuba Immediately
tried to forestall European opinion by
sending a dispatch which stated that
the explosion bad been caused by the
carelessness of the Americans them
selves. As to that I want to say that
the keys to the magazine of every
American man-of-war are brought to
the captain and are bung on hooks at
the bead of his bed so that he can
know where they are all the time.
When the divers went to work on the
Maine Captain Sigsbee said to them:
"Go Into my cabin and see if the keys
to the magazine are banging where
they ought to be.' The divers came up
with the keys. They had found them
banging by the side of the captain's
bed. Furthermore, the Investigation
brought out that the plates of the fore
part of the ship were bent upward,
showing clearly that the force of the
explosion bad been directed from the
bottom. The court of Inquiry heard
plenty of testimony which showed that
there had been two explosions; one
when the torpedo went off and tore its
way to the ship's magazine, and the
other when the magazine itself ex
ploded with a roar."
The real cause of the destruction of
the Maine Is still a mystery, though
there Is strong reason for accepting
General Lee's view. The report of the
United States court of Inquiry sus
tained the theory of an outside ex
plosion, but said "the court has been
unable to obtain any evidence fixing
the responsibility for the destruction
of the Maine upon any person or per
sons." The solution of such mysteries
come In time, when those who are In
possession of the secret think the right
time has come.
Used It in His Business.
"I tell you," exclaimed the slim Indl
vidual, "that water Is the greatest gift
to man."
"Are you a Prohibitionist?" asked a
bystander, taking him cordially by the
hand.
"No, sir," was the contemptuous re
ply, "I sell milk."
Whenever we see the word "felic
itous," we have a better understand
ing of the feelings of a bull when be
sees a red flag.
PORTLAND'S FOURTH OF JULY
Everybody Invited te St and Enjoy the
Calibration.
The celebration to le given by the
Portland Fourth of July committee
this year will eel i pee in extent and
completeness that of any former year
iu the bigotry of the city. The cele
bration will extend over two days,
both of which will bo crowded full of
interesitng and patriotic events.
Arrangements have been made with
a 1-os Angeles firm for a display of fire
works, including many set pieces and
thousands of stands of rockets.
The parade will 1 participated in by
the Third regiment of the Oregon
National Guard, by five bands from
surrounding towns as well as from Port
land and by numerous civic organisa
tions. C. K. S. Wood, ho is without doubt
the most talented speaker in Portland,
will deliver the oration and the literary
exercises will be of unusual excellence.
The hotels of the city have recently
handled large crowds of people and
are now in better condition than ever
to entertain visitors who will be present
from outside towns.
Every one in Oregon is Invited to
come to t'orliaml ana assist in tins
celebration.
Arrangements have been made with
the railroad companies by which great
ly reduced faros will be offered on rail
road and steamer lines from all points
in the state and the reception commit
tee w ill make every effort to make the
stay of those who come to Portland a
pleasant one.
Among those who have the celebra
tion in charge are lion. Summers,
Capt. J. P. Shaw, Julius L. Meier,
Ixuiis Kosenblatt, C. 11. Mclsaae and
Pan MeAUeu. All are well known
business men and the fact that they
have been energetic in arranging for
celebrations in the past, is a sutticient
cnarantee that the coming festivities
w ill be a success in every particular.
RECENT JUDICIAL DECISIONS.
Street-railway employes riding gra
tuitously when off duty, under a rule
permitting them to ride free, are held,
in Dickinson vs. West End St R. Co,
(Mass.), 52 L. U. Al 320, to be passeu
gers and not servants.
An Incorporated college which sells
diplomas is held In State ex rel. Sheets
vs. Mount Hope College Company
(Ohlc). 52 L. K. A. 305, to be gutlty of
such a misuse of its powers as to re
quire dissolution and a Judgment oust
lug it of the right to be a corporation.
A promissory note given to stop a
criminal prosecution Is held In Jones
vs. Daoiueuberg Co. (Ga.), 52 I It. A.
271, to be Invalid, even In the hands of
a houa fide bolder, under a statute pro
tecting such holders except against cer
tain defenses. Including "immoral and
Illegal consideration."
A note with the word "president" fol
lowing the name of the persou who
signs it and with the name of the cor
poration above the line stating place
and date Is held. In Second National
Bank vs. Midland Steel Company
(Ind.). 52 L. It. A. 30". to be enforceable
against the corporation on proof that It
was intended to be a corporation note.
Damaged condition of dressed poul
try put in cold storage, resulting from
the warmth of the temperature. Is held.
In Allen vs. Somers (Conn.), 52 L. It. A.
106, not to render the bailees liable,
where the temperature Is that ordinar
ily kept In cold-storage rooms, but high
er than that at which freezers are kept,
and both parties believed It would be
sufficiently low for the poultry.
Maliciously procuring the discharge
of a servant, whether accomplished by
Intimidation, slander or merely by
malevolent advice. Is held, In Moran
vs. Dunphy (Mass.), 52 L. It. A. 115, to
constitute an actionable wrong, even
if the employment Is only at will so
that the master does net break any con
tract This seems to extend the doc
trine of most of the cases on the sub
ject of Inducing a third party to break
his contract, but Is the converse of the
doctrine shown In 21 L. It. A. 238,
which holds that a master has a right
of action against those who entice
away a servant
Japanese Porcelain Repairs.
In the manner of repairs those won
derful followers of principle and truth
in art, the Japanese, have a lesson to
teach us, says the Connoisseur. When
a Japanese connoisseur breaks some
precious piece of pottery or porcelain,
he does not throw It away with dis
dain, neither does he try to deceive the
casual observed Into the belief that It
Is unbroken. Instead, he has It Joined
togetbor, generally with gold lacquer.
In such a fashion that the fracture la
boldly shown and commented on, as tt
were, by the frank exposition of the
method by which It Is made good.
Curiously enough, a distinctly new
and charmingly decorative effect Is In
most cases added by these Irregular
gold lines, while the sense of crafts
manship is tickled by the marvelous
skill exhibited by the repairer In thus
welding together the two dissimilar
materials. Truth Is preserved at no
loss of artistic beauty; indeed once
more It Is made clear that the two
may always walk hand In hand.
Plenty of Hot AVater In New Zealand
In New Zealand geysers and thermal
springs are plentiful and portions of
the country are constantly disturbed.
In 1880 Tarawera was in violent erup
tion, covering villages with stones and
ashes for many miles. The beautiful
terraces near Mount Rotomnhann, the
admiration of many tourists, were de
stroyed. One township was covered
with mud, sixty square miles suffered
from this eruption, and 100 people
were killed.
A Royal Painter.
The Empress Frederick has always
hpen an admirable artist At Windsor
one room Is entirely hung with ex
quisite water colors done by ber, and
at a ereat charity oazaar iwo paint-
IngJ done by her sold for 1,000 apiece.
How many really know what all the
nrtlcles In a manicure box tre fori
Stand un and be counted. You really
have grounds to organize an exsluslve
society.
What has become of the old fashion
ed ones who went to bed to the dark?
KERVMS GIVE WAY-
FE-BO-U CURED
Mrs. X. Schneider, 240! Thirty,
seventh Place, Chicago, III., writes:
"After taking several remedies
without result, I began In January,
IQoa.totake your valuable remedy,
Peruna. I was a complete wreck,
had palpitation of the heart, cold
hands and feet, female weakness, no
appetite, trembling, sinking feeling
nearly all the time. You said I was
suffering with systemic catarrh, and I
believe that I received your help In
the nick of time. I followed your
directions carefully and can say to-day
that I am well again. I cannot thank
you enough for my cure. I will always
be your debtor. I have already rccortf
mdeded Peruna to my friends and
neighbors and they all praise It. I
wish that all suffering women would
try it. I testify this according to the
truth." Mrs. X. Schneider.
Mrs. Fanny Klavadatscber, of Sum
mitsville, N. Y., writes as follows:
"Ff? tliree months I suffered with
pain in the back and in the region of
the kidneys, and a dull, pressing sen
sation in the abdomen, and other
symptoms of pelvic catarrh.
"But after taking two bottles of Pe
runa I am entirely well, better than I
ever was." Mrs.Fannv Klavsdtascher.
Send for "Health 'and Beauty,"
written especially for women by Dr. 8.
B. Ilartman, president Hartman Sani
tarium, Columbus, Ohio.
Not Exactly Comfortlnj.
Admiral Schley was strolling around
the picturesque naval cemetery at An
napoiis, the other dav, when, hanin-n
ing to meet an old sailor, he said, in a
kindly way:
"Jack, this is a beautiful spot."
Saluting, tho weather beaten salt,
replied :
"Aye, ave, sir. And it'll lie still
finer, your honor, when some of our good
admirals get planted here." New
York Times.
BANKING BY MAIL.
A Convtnltnt and Helpful System for Rural
Residents.
Special attention is called to the an
nouncement of the Portland Trust Com
pany of Oregon, which appears in
another column. This is a very old
and well established trust company,
and its certificates of deposit are in use
throughout Oregon, as well ns in Cali
fornia. Maryland, Wisconsin and other
points. Farmers and stockmen, who
have money lying idle, can by the use
of these certificates get interest up to
the very date on which they withdraw
the monev. If, for example, a farmer
had to make a payment on the 15th of
December, and he held one of the Port
land Trust Company of Oregon's 90
day certificates, he could give notice on
the 15th of September, and would re
ceive his money on the 15th of Decem
ber, with interest up to that very date.
The trust company w ill he glad to furn
ish additional information upon request.
Spring School Days.
Teacher Didn't you writo this ex
cuse for being late yourself, Henry?
Henry es; but father told me to
write it for him.
Teacher And he signed it?
Henry Yes'm.
Teacher Rut I didn't know your
father's name was Henry.
Henry Guess he must have forgot.
Teacher I think it was you who for
got Henry. Boston Transcript.
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Ths Skylark.
The skylark sometimes sings during
winter, and there is a Scotch proverb
which runs to the effect that if it be
heard before Candlemas there w ill bo
had weathejr after that period.
A Shidtnl of Human Nature,
Muggsy Youse give f 2 lor depalr of
trousers at de rummage sale? Why,
dey're too tight aud too long for youse
to wear.
Swipes (elatedly) Sure! But, say!
I knew that if I could find de gent
whose wife sent 'em to do sale he'd
gimme $5 for 'em to get 'em back!
Puck.
FITS
fsrauuMntly fnirad.
Ha lira aw MmwMi
after ttrai .tar nt,tl
flr. kbae'sllml NH
Aettorar, Sun tur t K S J. 00 trial Ih.iiI. and tree.
ts-a.u auHa.Lia .Mi anii.-iu.riuaiibia.rs
Diamonds it Cap Nome.
Genuine diamonds, varying in weight
from one-halt carat to a carat, have
been found in placer deposits on Golo
vln bay, 40 miles east of Cape Nome.
Miners found tho diamonds while
washing out gold.
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnalow's Booth.
Ing Syrup the best remedy to use lor their
children daring the teething period.
Mm O'Rsiri Philosophy.
Life is not worth living unless you
ran, when the winter of life approaches,
still thoroughly enjoy a game of mar
bles with little boys and telling long
fairy storlea to little girls. Max
O'Kull.
V.
Mis Coupons.
With every can of Monopote Coffee,
Spice and Baking Powder we pack a
numbered coupon which entitles you to
certain valuable prises, depending on
the number of coupons you have. II
you want a sample coupon and a sample
tin of the finest spice you ever used,
send us two 2-ceut stamps and give ui
the name and address of your grocer.
Send to Wadhams x Kerr Bros., Port
land, Oregon.
Sarcastic
Wife (reading) Another mysterious
suicide man throws himself from a
cliff.
Husband (thoughtlessly)-Bet his
wife was at the bottom o( it.
Wife Charles!
Husband (hurriedly) Of the cliff,
my love; not the suicide. Collier's
Weekly.
HOW ABOUT IT?
Wbsn yon slrlka a slump with th ordinary
puna cut mower, somtOihif ttanptu atKMil as
hnwn la th abora illustration, anil llirjr ara
all puna ruu, and all will du Uns txcepl Uta
Champion lrw ot Mower.
Till, aervea to allow that preasnra asalnst lha
bar will rain th wheels from aruunil, deereaa
traction and culling- power. Willi lha Cham
pion Draw ful the contrary Is lha renult pre
ura aaalnut th har In hear rutUna slvea
downward pull, holding lha wheels llgbler to
lha around, lncreaaed traction, to ore power,
making Ilia nut powerful culler on the mar
ket, This fact itamU undisputed, and If y
want Ilia beat mower made, buy lha Lliaiuplou
Draw Cut.
Hend for hook of teatlmonlal letters from har.
dredt of delighted cuntoiner all orer Oregon,
Washington and Idaho. M ITVIIr.l.L LKWM
h'l'AVKH CO., tieueral Agnule, Portland, Or
"THB OLDEST TRUST COMPANY IN OHEOON."
PORTLAND TRUST COMPANY of OREGON
INCORPORATED APRIL 22, ISS7.
IIK.NJ. I. COHEN, President, . I.KK I'AGKT, Becrflary.
The Portland Trust Company ol Oregon Issues Interest Bearing Cat tllkalea ol Depo.lt
on lha l ollowlnf Terms:
On Rtarlal Ortlllrales ol Deposit, not 1am than ' each, payable upon ten days'
call by the holder or ten days' notice by lha Trust Company, il'4 per cent per annum.
Psyahle on thirty days' rail or thirty days' notice, per rant per annum,
l'ayalile on ninety days' call or ninety days' notice, (mr cent per annum.
On certilk-ates ol 1.',UU0 or over Interest will be paid quarterly or semi annually It
de,lreJ" PORTLAND TRUST COMPANY OP ORHOON,
10 Third Street, Portland, Oregon.
1 CORN! CORN! CORN! I
SWEET CORN, IS Varieties.
FIELD FODDER CORN, 8 Varieties.
POP CORN Don't Forget That
CT3
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
of
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
AW
hp
Dark Hair
I have used Ayer'a Hslr Vigor
for a great many years, and si
though I am past eighty yeaii of
g, yet 1 have nol gray hair In
my head."
Geo. Ycltott, Towion, MJ.
We mean all that rich,
dark, color your hair used
to have. If it's gray now,
no matter; for Aycr's
Hair Vicor always re
stores color to gray hair.
Sometimes it makes the
hair grow very heavy and
long; and it stops falling
of tne hair, too.
D M a Mils. Atlsranlsta.
lr your SrnKftal eannol siinilf yon,
satnl us na iMlar antl we will Viraa
n a bottto. Ha sura and (tl Hie uaais
it juuf BearestasfrHaeHTi-s, Atldrws,
J.U eKU CO., Uwtll, Mass.
Th Batter Choica.
"Z Miss Milyona, it Is said, spou's
thousan's of dollars on se bonnets
alone, my dear count," observed the
baron. "She la so one for oyu,"
"No, my dear baron," w the
ply, "I vill make se proposal to
milliner!"
re-
her
Nothing quite so good to nllnv piiin
from many cttuMHsi llninliit's VVUunl
Oil. 60c and 11.00 ixr bottle.
Bolivia's Tin Minis.
The Bolivian tin mines are situated
atan attitude of 1 4 ,000 feet above
level in the departments of Oruro,
Potosi, Pas and Cochnhanmba.
I.ailles Can Wear Nhoaa
One tlie smaller aflrr using Allen's foot-Rase.
Cures swollen feel, Mlalrr ami rallies anil
Is a rariain rnra lor Ingrowing in.Hn, nriUnii.
ttol, arhlns left. Al all Priisslais, Trial
parsaa-a Kit HI l r wall. AdJrvss Allen 8. Ulm
sis J, La Ituy. N. Y.
Fin Bust ef McKlnlsy.
Mrs. Emma Cadwnluder (iuild bus
just completed a flue bust of tho late
President McKinley. It Is pronounced
one of the most life-like productions
yet seen.
BUY THE 0 K MOWERS
The beet hop nf competition Is to make
niaw-hlnea "Jii.l as good as Mot'oriiili-k."
r'ltle out of ever huudrrd mower aoUl
around the world bear Ibe uaioe Met oruiu k
fall on Ibe MH 'ortoli'k agent, or CATA
UHJlK M.MI.KD rltKK, y
A. 11. BOYLAN,
Usn. Aft, Mct'omilck !larvtlug Machine Co.
PORTLAND, UKIIOON.
st. r. it. v.
Wa. IT-ltOS.
TV Ml KM writing; to avdrartlaara plaaaa
If
snantlo this pa par.
Farmer In the corn states are more prosperous
than any nthera In the world. 'Nounb said
It Is well to plan com and write us for prices,
aaafanMAB. a . .
LAM HtH5 UN, KOIIianO, Ur6. !g
BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY
fortland, Oregon. Founded
I Hqdii School for Boys.
Military and Manual Training.
- Write for Illustrated Catalogna,
ARTHUR C. NEWILL, Principal
HOITT'S SCHOOL
Parents dealrlnsr home influences, beautiful
surroundings, perfect climate, careful stnier
vision, and thorough mental, moral ami phys
ical training for their boys, will tlnd all thi'so
requirements fully met at lloltt's Hchool,Moulo
l'ark, Han Malcp County, Csl,
Kami for Catalog-US. ""-
Twelth year begins August 12th.
IKA O. iiOl'iT, I'h. I)., Principal.
DR. G. GEE WO
WONDERFUL
HOME
TREATMENT
This wonderful Chi
nese doctor Is onlli'd
great he!un he cures
people without opera
nt V S"W "on tnui are kivi-ii h i
I , , y to die. He wires with
I Vjy'v'! hoe wonderful CIU-
E KjVLawS m neae herbs, roots, inula.
I 7&M?$?-&1 nwrs and vegetables
itfisW8 Lhl re. n,lr,:",1 i'T
mmm inaa rjamww known to medlcitl aid
ant's In this country, ThrniiKh the use nf those
harmless remedies this famous doctor knows
the action of over 600 different remedies, whli'h
he successfully uses In different ill scum's, lie
guarantees to cure catiirrh, asthma, lung,
throat, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach,
liver, kidneys, etc.; hits hundred nf testimon
ial. Charges moderate, l ull and see him.
1'altents out of the city write for blanks and
circulars. Hend i cents In stamps. t'ONHUL
TATION 1'KKE. AD1J11HH.S
THE G. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO.
132' Third St., Portland, Oregon.
SV Mention paper.
Summer Resolutions
VhY JCccioy Cure
Burs relief from liquor, opium and tobacco
habits. Bend lor particulars to
ITaalMU iMdtiliita Moved to 4SO Williams
Keeiey instituts Ave., ro.tn.nd, or.gU
a. SVT