StttMtad
Impaired Digestion
Way not b all that is meant by dytpeptia
bow, but It will b If neglected.
Tbe uneasiness after eating, flti of nerr
out headache, sourncis ot the stomach, and
disagreeable belching nifty not be Tery bad
now, but they will be it the stomach Is
suffered to crow weaker.
Dyspepsia is such a miserable disease
that the tendency to it should be glren
early attention. This is completely orer
come by
Hood's Sarsaparilta
which strengthens thewholedigesUTe system
The Worm Turned.
Dentist (to patient from WayWk)
r)it vmi avor fa Ira (run VwIVirft
Patiei.t-Look here, smarty! That
iokVa irone far enoutrh. You bin
talking' to
that fresh hotel clerk,
ain't you?
A Good Way to Begin ItOt.
Clasnse the system, purify the blood and reg
ulate tho liver. k1dnrn- atnmarh and hovel
with the Hrb medicine, tiarHeid Tea, umstn-
suring health and happiness lor the New Year.
v, . - . . .
tviw vviiii, s-m e
"Do you believe that all things
come to him who waits?"
"Xo" replied the hustler, deci
sively. Pretty nearly everything that
a man wants doesn't come to him m ho
waits, bnt the thiaga worth .having
come to him who gets up and humps
himsetlf." Chicago News.
Why experiment with untried reme
dial for pain? Use Wisard Oil at once,
and be happy. Your druggist has it
No Limit
Mrs. Talk Emma is very fond of
embroidery.
Mrs, Gcssep Yes, she even ruffles
her temper. Boston Herald.
I do not believe Piso's Cure for Con
sumption has an equal for coughs and
colds. Jobs F. Boise, Trinity Springs,
lnd., Feb. 15. 1900.
Money for Her.
Mr. Gill I dreanid the other night
that 1 was going around in rags.
Fortune Teller Ah I that means'
money!
Mr. Gill Does it really, madam
Fortune Teller Yes indeeed. One
dollar, please. Philadelphia Press.
Wish All a Happy New Tear.
The happiness that come with good health
i. given io an w no use mature s jut uarneia
Tea. This Herb Cure cleanses the system, pnr
I tie the blood and removes the cause ol Ait
ease. Rats and the Dof.
Gentleman (indignantly) When
I bought this dog, you said he was
splendid for rats. Why, he "don't
touch them.
Dog Dealer Well, ain't that
splendid for rats? Tit-Bits.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Sooth
ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their
children daring the teething period.
s A Hip at Kipling.
, ijonaon writer, annoyea ny nav-
ing to search for the sense in Kip
ling's latest verses, declares that the
"poem" seems to be "an attempt to
translate four intelligible lines of
prose into fourteen unintelligible
lines of verse. "
C1TQ Permanently Cured. No fit. or nerooaMSi
III after lirt1y'teof Dr. Kliae'GreatSerr
Restorer. Send for FREE9-.S.00 trial lxu). and trmt.
toe. I)x.&.H.Ki.iNa.Ud..Ui Arch St.. Philadelphia,?
Former White House Mistresses.
Residing in Washington at present
are three former mistresses of the
White House Mrs. Letitia Tyler
Semple, daughter of President Tyler;
Mrs. Harriet Lane Johnson, niece of
James Buchanan , and Mrs. Ulysses
S. Grant.
DKAFKKSS CANNOT BE CTJRKD
By local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion ol the ear. There is only one
way to cure deafness, and that is by constitu
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in
flamed condition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets In
flamed tod hare a rumbling sound or imper
fect hearing, and when it Is entirely closed
deafness is the result, and unless the inflamma
tion can be taken out and this tube restored to
its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed
lorever; nine cases out ot ten are caused by
catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed
condition ol the mneous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
ease ol Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Bend lot
circulars, free.
F. J. CHUNKY & CO., Toledo, O.
Bold by Druggists, 75c
Hail's Family PUis are the best,
The Union Idea.
'Did you tip him off
to the po-
lice?
"Sure," answered
the confidence
man. "Why?"
"He's a non union safe blower."
The Oldest and Best
S. S. S. is a combination of roots
and herbs of great curative powers,
and when taken into the circulation
searches out and removes all manner
of poisons from the blood, without
the least shock or harm to the system.
On the contrary, the general health
begins to improve from the first dose,
for S. S. S. is not only a blood purifier,
but an excellent tonic, and strength
ens and builds up the constitution
while purging the blood of impuri
ties. S. S. S. cures all diseases of a
blood poison origin, Cancer, Scrofula,
Rheumatism, Chronic Sores and
Ulcers, Eczema, Psoriasis, Salt
Rheum, Herpes and similar troubles,
and is an infallible cure and the only
antidote for that most horrible disease,
Contagious Blood Poison.
A record of nearly fify years of
successful cures is a record to be proud
of. S. S. S. is more popular today
than ever. It numbers its friends by
the thousands. Our medical corres
pondence is larger than ever ia the
history of the medicine. Many write
to thank us for the great good S. S. S.
has done them, while others are seek
ing advice about their cases. All
letters receive prompt and careful
attention . Our physicians have made
a life-long studyof Blood and Skin Dis
eases, and better understand such cases
than the ordinary practitioner who
makes a specialty of no one disease.
We are doing great
rood to suffering
humanity through
our consulting de
partment, and invite
you to write us if you have any blood
or skin trouble. We make no charge
whatever for this service.
THE SWOT SPECIFIC CO ATLANTA, SA.
GOOD
I Sbort Stories j
The Shah ot Tcrsia Is said to have
once told the Duchess of Westminster
that the fame of her beauty had reach
ed Telieran. "Ah," said she to aome
one who stood by, "he take me for
Westminster Abbey."
"Some gentlemen of the press wish
admission, air," Sir Francis Knollys
once said to King Kdward, vrhen be
was Prince of Wales, and the heir ap
parent, with a laugh, remarked: "Let
them enter. For, it they don't obtain
admission at the door they'll come In
i mrougu ine ventilator.
It la said that Sarah, Duchess ot
Marlborough, one day remarked to her
grandson. Jack Spencer; "Jack, you
must marry, and I will give you a list
of the ladles you may propose to."
."Very well, grannie," be said, and he
propo6W, t0 ,h firgt ou the ,,,t Wbeu
i he came back with his wife from their
wedding tour, they went to pay their
respects to the old lady. "Well, now,'
she said, "I am the root and you are
only the branches, and therefore you
must always pay me a great deal ot
deference." "That Is all very well,"
said Jack, Impertinently, "but I think
the branches would flourish a great
deal better If the root was under
ground."
Gen. John II. Littleneld, who studied
under Abraham Lincolu, says that all
clients knew that, with "Old Abe" as
their lawyer, they would win their case.
If it was fair; If it was not, that It was
a waste of time to take it to him. After
listening some time one day to a would
be client's statement, with his eyes on
the ceiling, Lincoln swung around in his
chair, and exclaimed: "Well, you have
a pretty good case in technical law, but
a pretty bad one In equity and justice.
You'll have to get some other fellow to
win this case for you. I couldn't do it
All the time while talking to that jury
I'd be thinking, 'Ltncoln, you're a liar,'
and I believe should forget myself and
say It out loud."
Beau Nash, who, like Beau Fielding
and Beau Brunimel, expiated bis con
temptible vanity in an old age of ob
scurity, want and misery, was reduced
to strange expedients between 1695 and
1705. A favorite resource was the ac
ceptance of extraordinary wagers. Be
ing at York, and having lost all his
money, some of his friends promised to
equip nim with fifty guineas upon this
proviso, that be would stand at the
great door of the minster, attired only
in a blanket, as' the people were coming
out of the church. To this he agreed.
but the dean passing out knew him.
"What!" cried the divine, "Mr. Nash
in a masquerade?" "Only a Yorkshire
penance, Mr. Dean, for keeping bad
company," said Nash, pointing to his
companions.
Lemlce Therieux once worked off a
little practical joke at the expense of a
play In which the Pel ion of misery waa
heaped upon the Ossa of despair (says
a writer in Chamber's Journal). To
gether with twenty friends he secured
a prominent seat In the gallery. When
the pathetic moment arrived, Therieux
pulled out a handkerchief and burst
into tears. The effect was electrical.
The man next to him also fell to weep
ing, and also took hold ot the handker
chief. The epidemic of tears thereupon
extended all along the line of the faith
ful twenty, nnd aa each man succumb
ed to his emotion he took bold of the
end of the handkerchief, until at last
all the confederates were weeping In it
The handkerchief was twenty yards
long, and had been specially prepared
for the occasion. The low comedian
struggled gamely with this exhibition
of woe, but his witticisms were of no
avail, for the funnier he became the
more frequent were the sobs of the sor
rowing twenty.
MINE PAYS CITY'S BILLS.
Baker City, Washington, Own, B Profit
able Deposit of Gold Ore.
The town of Baker City, Wash., Is
one of the most favored of municipali
ties, for it Is the owner of a water sys
tem which Is a veritable gold mine.
About a year ago the city authorities
issued bonds to the amount of $100,000
and established a gravity water sys
tem to supply the city from Elk Creek,
ten miles away In the mountains. Aft
er the new system was nearly com
pleted It was discovered this summer
that the flow of water was not suffi
cient to meet the demands of the city
and the council issued more bonds and
purchased the celebrated Auburn ditch,
which brings & large supply of water
from the mountains to a point about
eight miles from the city. The water
Is excellent, there is plenty of It and
It will soon be connected with the main
water system.
All this is very well, but there is
something distinctly peculiar about the
new water system of Baker City. The
title to the Auburn ditch carries with
It the title to the celebrated Nelson
placer mines, situated eight or ten miles
west of the city, and In securing the
water the city also acquired a gold
mine, probably the first ever owned by
any municipality In the United States.
These mines have been leased In the
past year by year to people who have
taken out good returns every season.
This year the owners have made a good
clean-up. Next year the city can ope
rate the mine Itself or lease the privi
lege to others.
It Is estimated by a mining man of ex
perience that the Nelson placer mines
will pay a sufficient revenue to pay all
the expenses of the city government of
Baker City and afford many Improve
ments now greatly needed by this rap
Idly growing little city. For Instance,
the town Is In urgent need of a good
sewerage system, electric street lights,
street pavement and systematic street
sprinkling during the dry months. It
Is also proposed to erect In Baker City
next year a permanent mineral palace,
to be constructed of gold and silver
ores and to contain a large collection
of the ores from every camp and
mine in Eastern Oregon, so arranged
and exhibited as to answer all ques
tions as to the mineral resources of the
country. It would show to a stranger
the exact location and character of all
the different kinds of ores, gold, silver,
copper, coal, nickel, kaolin, asphaltum
and the location and description of all
the working mines and prospects.
It Is believed that the rental or pro
ceeds from the Nelson placers, which
In such peculiar manner became the
property of Baker City will run the
city and pay for these much desired
Improvements, and perhaps aid in wip
ing out the city's Indebtedness already
being steadily reduced under a cash
basis system of governmeut.
COMPEL CITIZENS TO VOTE.
All Belgians Qualified Unit Kxerclee
the Elective Franchise.
The Belgians have made au Important
discovery. They have found out how
to accomplish something that no Amer
ican commonwealth accomplishes. They
have found out how to compel cltlieus
to vote. They do not send the nonvot
ers to Jail, but the coercive means em
ployed Is so effective that at a recent
election out of 1,058,105 eligible voters
only 5,551 failed to vote without giving
previous notice to the courts as required
by law, and ot this number 2,621 were
summoned before the magistrates, were
able to present aceptable excuses, such
as age, illness or unavoidable absence.
The number puuished for not voting at
that election was S.'.KiO, or exactly 2.78
out of every thousand.
How has this wonder been sieved!
In the case of first offenders the atate ia
far from belug harsh. The magistrates
simply admoulsh the negligent cltlien
that the habit of staying away from the
polls will cause him trouble If persisted
in. He has beguu to make entries on
the wrong side of his account with the
state. If he fails to vote a second time
there will be a penalty. In that event
he hands the magistrate $5, and It he
still continues to refrain from voting
as the elections recur bis political rights
are suspended for ten years. Some day
we shall be as efficient as the Belgians
are In enforcing the performance of po
litical duty.
If men will not vote why let them call
themselves voters? Why bother to keep
their names on the voting lists? Why
not let the fact of their refusal to take
part In the government of the country
be known of all men by reason of the
absence of their names from the suf
frage lists?
Before the year 1S93 In Belgium it Is
said that 16 per cent of the voters re
mained away from" the polls at every
election In spite of all that the party
workers could do to get them there. Bat
as soon as the law making voting com
pulsory was passed the rate of absten
tion fell below 5 per cent. Hartford
Times.
The Trying Year of Marriage.
Which Is the most trying year for
newly married people? It has general
ly been assumed that the first year Is
the trying year, since then the pair are
serving an apprenticeship. I cannot
help considering married life a busi
ness partnership, for which an appren
ticeship la required before either party
is competent for the life work In
which they have engaged. Of course It
Is more than a business partnership, for
there is the sentimental phase of the
subject which canuot be overlooked
and Is never wholly Ignored; but the
business feature is often slighted. Nev
ertheless the first year is more or less
a continuance of the honey mom, and
the romance continuing does much to
smooth over difficulties, differences of
opinions, trials with temper, and the
struggle which always occurs between
the wills of the two parties for su
premacy. I assume that no two people
meet together even socially ror any
length of time without the occurrence
unconsciously of . a struggle for the
mastery, often so politely conducted as
to be unnoticeable. In married life in
every Instance the husband or the wife
is the master. The question as to who
Is the master depends upon the com
parative strength of will of the two
Individuals. Green's Fruit Grower.
Familiarity Aids the Sight.
The exceptional powers of vision at
tributed to uncivilized men and to civ
ilized men who pass their lives in the
open air, supposing they exist, are eas
ily explained. They are only manifest
ed while looking at familiar things
which the supposed possessors of such
sight have been long trained to see.
The shepherd distinguishes sheep
where the town-dweller sees nothing,
because the one Is accustomed to the
place and objects and the other Is not.
The herdsman distinguishes cattle and
the huntsman bis prey because they are
practiced and see little differences
which, perhaps, they cannot describe,
but which they perceive almost uncon
sciously.
The sailor and the longshoreman de
tect what the visitor fails to see out on
the horizon, and will tell you of the pe
culiarities of rigging which enable
them to distinguish one boat from an
other. Of ourse they are used to these
things and undoubtedly see more, and
also guess more, than the casual ob
server, for In my experience they are
not seldom wrong. We have been told
of the excellence of the Boer sight com
pared with that of British soldiers; but
here, again, the Boer was In a country
familiar to him. Popular Astronomy.
Greatness.
Hero Worshiper Ah, and this is the
village of Glowrie, the birthplace of the
great and Immortal Briggs! You'll be
all proud of Briggs.
Mr. Wayback Is It Jamie Briggs you
mean, sir?
"Yes, James Adolphus Clarence
Briggs, the now immortal bard."
"Him that writes the poetry, sir?"
. "Yes, that's the man; the king of
poets."
"Ay, he's a big man In his aln way,
nae doot; but ye haena heard of his
brother Tammy, I'm thlnkln'. Knocks
him Into shavings, sir."
"Indeed, how has he distinguished
himself, may I ask?"
"Why, he took fourteen firsts at our
flower show last week." London Tit
Bits.
Care for Fatherless.
Japan has only one orphanage, yet In
no other land are fatherless children
better cared for. Every family cares for
the sick, destitute or orphans nearest to
It There Is a superstition that a child
less home is accursed, and people who
are not blessed with children of their
own never rest till they have adopted
some waif.
They Km. '
Dashaway Did you tull the Brin
derleys that I was going to call there
last night?
Cleverton Yea. How did you
know?
Dashaway The wedding present
I gave them waa in the front parlor.
Town ami Country.
Deallnj In Moum WhUktrs.
The business done in mouse whis
kers is considerable this year, for they
are used in the making of tha won
derful new fly for fishermen the new
gray gnat . And thev are expensive
nearly two cents a whisker. Trout
rise very much better at mouse whis
ker flies than at the same "gnat"
dressed in jungle-cock hackles, which
look very much like them..
Automatic locomotive Sioktr.
An automatio locomotive stoker has
made ita appearance on the Pan
handle and it bids fair to make the
firemans position a sinecure. - Despite
the fact that the contrivance is said
to be proving a success, there is no
talk of doing without the Services of
firemen, who will be expected to take
more part in the running of the en
gines, provided the fuel is taken care
of.
Harder.
Author There! I've finished that
novel in three weeks, and now I must
not be interrupted tor six months.
His Wife What are you going to
da new?
Author -I'm going to write a
short story. Harper's Baiar.
Junjle Talk.
"Hello! Where are you going?"
cried the lion as the fleet footed stag
dashed by him.
"Oh, I'm just traveling for my
health." panted the stag. "Why do
you ask?"
"My friend the tiger invited me to
participate in a etag dinner party to
day, and I was wondering if you were
the party."
A Lesion in Vis'iinj.
Tliny the Great could see things in
front of his nose as well as afar of?.
"I notice that the women rub the
washing in cold water," he wrote one
day. "Let them heat the water, and
the alkali in the soap will be freed
and take far better effect." And only
after that did women knew how to
wash.
Before They Riptn.
" Sue Brett Where did you
your vacation?
spend i
Ham Lett In the country.
Sue Brett Have a good time?
Ham Lett Sure. It was a genuine
pleasure to find a place where there
were only fresh eggs. Chicago News, j
Women in Tobacco Factories. !
There are twenty tobacco factories
in France three in Paris and the
others in the large cities. In 18'J'J
they employed 17,184 hand8,15,732 of
whom were women and girls. Be
sides these there are 714 persons em-J
ployed as director!, overseers, fore
men, etc.
A Lawyer's Witty Reply.
The Green Bag tells of a lawyer
who was about to furnish a bill of
costs. "I hope said the client, who
was a baker, "that you will make it
as light as possible." "Ah," said
the lawyer, "you might perhaps say
that to the foreman of your establish
ment, but that is net the way I make
my bread."
Cost Herds and No Forests.
Greece pays dearly for her goats.
They are everywhere, and wherever
they are young trees can not grw,
says the Forest Leaves. The holm
oak, for exampe, if left to itself at
tains a height of thirty or forty feet ;
but it is usually kept down by the
goats to the dimensions of a shrub, "at
the top of which they continually
gnaw.
A Gentle Little Knock.
"Ah, yes!" sighed the young poet,
"when I'm dead I suppose the people
who neglect me now will be making
pilgrimages to my grave."
"Why?"tshe asked "to make sure
that the news is not too good to be
true?" Chicago Eecord-Herald.
Objected to Injects as Food.
Little Edith had never seen a lob
ster before, and when dining at the
home of a playmate she was offered a
portion, she politely replied: "No,
thank you; I never eat grasshopper.
A Christmas Dinner That Was Not Eaten
because ol indigestion; this sorry tale' would
not hare been told II the system had been reg
ulated and tbe digestion perfected br the use
of Nature's remedy, Garfield Tea. ' This won
derful Herb medicine cure all forms of stom
ach, liver and bowel derangements, cleannes
the system, purities tbe blood and lays the
foundation for long life and continued good
health. Garfield Tea is equally good (or young
and old.
The Proof.
Then the defiant militant spirit
took possession of the devoted miss
ionary.
You think I'm a pudding!", he
cried. I'll show you T am not!"
The proof of the pudding is in the
eating!" rejoined the savage darkly.
Detroit tree Press. -. ;
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SISTERS OF CHARITY .
Uso Pe-ru-na for Coughs, Colds, Grip and Catarrli
A Congressman's Letter.
jf ft - .vT'm
Plk '
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Dr. Hartman receives many letters
United States. A recommend recently
in Detroit, Mich., reads as follows:
J Detroit, Mich., Oct. 8. 190 1.
f Dr. S, D. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio:
Dear Sir "The young girl who used the Peruna was $ut
X feeing from laryngitis, and loss of voice. The result of the
treatment was most satisfactory. She found great relief, and
after farther use of the medicine we hope to be able to say
t she Is entirely cured." SISTERS OF CHARITY.
This young girl was under the care of tho Sisters of Charity and
used Peruna tor catarrh of the throat, with good results, as tho above
etter testifies.
SISTERS OF CHARITY
All Over United States Use
Pe-ru-na for Catarrh.
From a Catholic Institution In Ohio
conies the following recommend from
the Sister Superior:
Some years ago a friend of our In
stltution recommended to us Dr. Hart
man's Peruna as an excellent remedy
for the Infuenza of which we then had
several cases which threatened to be
of a serious character.
'We began to use it and experienced
such wonderful results that since then
Peruna has become our favorite medi
cine for influenza, catarrh, cold, cough
and bronchitis."
SISTER SUPERIOR.
Dr. Hartman, one of the best known
physicians and surgeons in the
United States, was the first to form
ulate Peruna. It was through his
genius and perseveranco that it whs
introduced to the medical profession
The Most Suitable
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A I in I" 11,1 fco"el tronbles. appendicitis, bll
I 'I I M la lonsnese, bad breath, bad blood, wind
I II II 1 1 on tfae stomach, bloated bowels, font
UvIlM month, headache. Indljrestlon, pimples,
pains after eating, liver troable, sallow completion
nnd dizziness. V hen yonr bowels don't move rcu
larlr Tou are getting; alek. Constipation kills mora
people than all other dlseaees together. It Is m
tarter for tha chronic ailments and long pears of
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t
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Ohio:
Tho Peruna Medicine Co., Colum
bus, O.
Gentlemen: "I
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bottles of i'eruna
and feel greatly
twnctitted thereby j
from my catarrh of
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encouraged to be- ,
iictvo blind iwi liuu-
tinued use will fully
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If you do not receive prompt and
satisfactory results from the use ot
Peruna, swrito at once to Drv Mart
man, giving a full statement of your
case, and he will be pleased to give
you bis valuable advice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartman, President
of The Hartman Sanitarium, Colum
bus, Ohio.
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that dreadful fiend that threatens the
life of rich and poor, can attack and
kill only those whose bowels are not
kept thoroughly cleaned out, purified
and disinfected the year round. One
whose liver is dead, whose bowels
and stomach are. full of half decayed
food, whose whole body is unclean
inside, is a quick and ready victim
of appendicitis.
If you want to be safe against the
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time, KEEP CLEAN INSIDEI Use
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and keep them pure and clean, pro
tected against appendicitis and ALL
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