Catarrh The causa exists in the blood, in what causes inflammation of the mucous membrane. It is therefore impossible to cure the disease by local applications. It is positively dangerous to neg lect it, because, it always affects the stomach and deranges the general health, and is likely to develop into consumption. Many hare beea radically and permanently tared by Hood's Saraaparilla. It cleans the blood and baa a peculiar alterative and tonta effect. R- Lone, California Junction. Iowa, writes: " I bad catarrh three years, lot my appetite and eonld not sleep. My bead pained Be and I felt bad all ever. 1 took Bood'a SaraapariUe and now bare a rood appetite, aleep well, and have no symptoms of catarrh." Hood's Sarsaparilla Promises to cure and keeps the promise. v It is better not to put off treatment buy Hood's today. Aggravating Man. Mrs. Flitey My husband's the meanest thing.. He had the rheu matism when he woke up this morn ing. Mrs. Hitey Well? V ' Mrs. Fliety -Well, that's a sure sign of rain, and I've got a lawn party on for this afternoon. Phila delphia Press. Tkla aifnatare is on every box of the taeniae Laxative Bromo-Quinioe Tab). the remedy that esu-ea a M la ease day A Formula. "Aren't you going to buy me one, mamma?" "Buy you another new hat? That would be extravagant!" "Oh, we could tell papa it was such a love of a hat I had to have it." There la more Catarrh In this section of the un; uau viticf 1 1 .Jl I . put ItjCum, and until the last few year was supposed to be incurable. For a great many yean doctors pro nounced it a local disease, and prescribed local remedies, ana ty constantly tailing; to care with local treatment, pronounced it incurable. Science haa proven catarrh to be a constitu tional disease, and therefore requires eonstito tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, man ufactured by F. i. Cheney A Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cur on the market. It is taken internal! in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoon ful. It act directly on the blood and Binconi surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any cane it fall to cure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Ad dress, F.J. CHEXKY ACO, Toledo, a Sold by DrarRfsts, 75c Hall's Family Pills are the best. Took the Hint "I thought you were gorng to spend a week with your cousins over in Michigan." "No, I didn't go. When I wrote to them about it they said for me to come right along and make myself at home they woudlu't consider me company." Chicago Tribune. Stmrm fh Cotrpti and Worhm Off thm Ootd. Laxative) Bromo-Qulnine Tablet care a Cold is aneday. .No cure, ffo Fay. irioe cents, - Wanted a Test The Tramp Yes'm. I've tried to cure the drink habit. Mrs. Good. You have? The Tramp Yes'm. I'm tryin' the faith cure now, an' I'd like to get a nickel to see if I could keep it with out spendin' it for beer. Puck. Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Sooth Ins; Syrup the best remedy to use tor their children during the teething period. Tommy Did It "Hello!" cried Noah as the animals were tossed into the toy ark, "here's something new!" "Please sir," said thestrange ani mal,"! used to be a leopard,but Tom my cut off my forelegs to make me a kangaroo." TO CUKE A COLD IN OH DAT Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All (rufrgists refund the money if It fails to cure. E. W. Grove's signature is on each box. 35c, Oa the Line Old Lady Can you teil me, if you please, where I'll get the Blackrqck tram? Dublin Car Driver Begorra, ma'am, if you don't watch yourself, you'll get it in the small of your back in about a minute. Punch. Crimson Clare Friend Why are you star gazing at old Tippler's red nose? Artist I am getting inspiration for a great marine picture. Friend What will you call it? Artist Why, "The lighthouse be low the bridge." Chicago News. The Kind You Ilavo Always ture of Chas. II. Fletcher, and has been made under his personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and Just-as-good " are but Experiments, and endanger the Health of Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing- Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and "Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Dowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought 7 Bears the In Use For Over 30 Years. thc eiNTaua eoMmnv. tt aumut aratrr. utm voaa err. Not the Grammatical Kind, "hWat is conjunction?" asked the teacher. ; ' "That which joins together," was the prompt reply. "iQve an illustration," said the teacher. The up-to-date girl hesitated and blushed. "The marriage sevice," she said at last Chicago Post. Philosopk. "Poor Boy!" excaimed 0'IIara condoling with Caasidy, who haa been injured by a blast. " 'Tis tough luck teh have have yer hand Mowed off." "Oh, faith, it might have bin wurse," replied Cassidy. "Suppose I had me week's wages iu it at the toime," Philadelphia Fress. Lucky Snorts. "Yes, my wife reads every blessed receipt she finds in the papers. " "Heavens ; and does she try them all?" "No, she doesn't. In fact she never tries a solitary one of them." "How does that happen?" "Why, she's always out of some thing. "Cleveland Plain Dealer. Aeaertea Lead. In conseoneiice of the (treat demand for cotton goods, the United States consumed more raw cotton than Great Britain, which haa always held supremacy iu this indus try, lust as Hostel ter's Stomach Bitters has beeu the best faintly medicine, and which has retained its prestige for over SO Years. Today the Bitters is used in almost every borne. It cures nrsnensia. indnrestion. constipation and biliousness, also purities the blood, calms the nerves and builds up me enure system. Elaborate. A placard posted throughout a country town announced the opening of a theatre as "under the manage ment of Miss Blank, newly decorated and painted." Tid-Bits. rOU KNOW WHAT TOU ARE TAKING When yon take Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic, because ths formula is plainly printed on every bottle showing that it is simnly Iron and Qui nine in a iastslass form. No Cure, N Vay. ioc No Assistance Required. "It luks to me as if yex was thry in to make trouble bechune me an the folks up stair." "Divilabit! If Oi wanted to make trouble for anybody Oi'd do it for them thot's not sifuble to do it for thimselves!" Puck. The Best Prescription for Malaria) ShiUs and Fever Is a bottle of GroTe's Tasteless Chill Tonic It U simply iron and quinine in a tasteless torn. No core. No Fay. Price 50c One Well Paid Bank Clerk. "I tell you, bank clerks are not sufficiently remunerated," exclaimed the broker quite forcibly. "Oh. I don't know," said the bank president, with a sad smile. "Our last receiving teller got about $20,000 a year for six years." The greatest professional athletes nse Wizard Oil for a "rub-down." It soft ens the mnscles and prevents soreness. Oh, That's Different! Caller The minister's son is fol lowing in the footsteps of the spend thrift, young Jenks. .... '"' Miss Prim Isn't that' scandalous? Caller Hardly as bad as that. You see he's a tailor and is trying to collect his bill. Chelsea Gazette. Piso's Cure cannot be too highly spoken of as a cough cure. J. W. O' Burnt. 322 Third Ave., N., Minneapolis, Miuu., Jau. 6, 1900. Prompt Revenge. Pinching Bug Those folks screened us out of the house and the piazzas. Lightning Bug Yes? Pinching Bug Then they have a garden party and me and a lot of my kinfolk broke it up. Chicago Eecord Herald. FITS Parmsnently Cured. No fits er nerrooaDees after first dar't neeof tr. KliaV Great Nerve Baatorar. Send for FRBES-i.OOtrialbottleand treat is. a.K.U.Kuas.Ltd..K31 ArctiSUi'hiladelplua.Fa The Pacemaker. Woodby Booth Who was the lead ing man in the company you were with last season? Knight Stands The advance agent. Right 1 Phrenologist Your bump of de tructiveness is very large. Are you a soldier or a pugilist? Subject Neither. I'm a furniture mover. Tit-Bits. The Tip to Golfers. Puller But what should I talk to my partner about? Putter Her splendid play, of course. Puller And if she is a regular duffer? Putter Tell her what lobsters the others are. Brooklyn Life. a liouerht has borne the siima- Signature of ,wj..Vv;vv--.'nL,n,V..s. IVXVvVAH. 1. .... J A PUZZLING CASEiCAPK MALEAJLEBU1T' That Has Attracted Widespread Attention in Medical Circes. From iW tan, jnt, Jf.w, Thousands of dollars have been sprnt in doctors' bills by those afflict ed with epilepsy and, very frequently, it has been in vain. It so often happens that the doctors do not strike at the root of the trouble. A cure which was easily effected, after physicians had failed to accomplish any permanent results, is that of Miss Annie R. Herbert, of No. 607 West ern avenue, Lynn, Mass. After years of suffering from this terrible afflic tion she was made well by the use of Dr. Williams Pink Pills for Tale Peo ple. She makes the following state ment : "I was the victim of epileptio fits and frpasma of the nervea from the time I was two years old until I reached the age, of seventeen, when Dr. Williams' Pink Pills tor Pale Feople cured me. Ten well-known physicians of Lynn treated me at different times but none succeeded in helping my case. I have even been to the Lynn hospital, but the physi cians there failed to cure me, so you can see it was a disease that punled a good many doctors. "My illness at times caused racking headaches and an awful disxinesa made my head swim. I had what the doctors called spasms of the nerves about four times a day. The blood would rush to my head and a feeling come over me so that I wouldn't know what was going on around me. The spasms left me very weak. During one year I had eight epileptio fits. , "At last when all the efforts of the doctors had proved in vain I tried Dr. Williams' Pink Tills for Pale People and hardly three weeks had passed be? fore I found they gave me great relief. I cont inued using them faithfully and in six months I was entirely cured and have had no return of my illness since" Signed, MISS ANNIE R. HERBERT. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 10th day of April, 1901. THOMAS F. PORTER, (Seal.) Notary Public. The pills which cured Miss Herbert are a specific for all forms of weak ness arising from a watery condition of the blood or shattered nerves, two fruitful causes of almost every ill to which flesh is heir. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People are sold by all dealers, or will be sent postpaid on receipt - of price, 50 cents a box, or six boxes for $2.50, by Dr. Williams Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y. Illustrated. "How do vou manure to pet rid of 0 o bores?" asked Snodprass aa h came in and took a seat by the editor's desk. Oh, easily enough," replied the editor. "I begin to tell them stories about mv smart vounpstcr. Now. J e - ' only the other day he said What I .Must you goi Well, good morning! " The Visitor Of course you know icnotmng ot yellow journalism up here? The Villager Wall, the ad'ter of the Banner he now an' agen puts in items up side down so's to make the folks read 'em. I recken thet's sorter buff like, ain't it? Detroit Free Press, Nothing Equals St Jacobs Oil For Rheumatism, Gout, Sciatica, Neuralgia, Cramp, Pleurisy, Lum bago, Sore Thoat, Bronchitis, Sore ness, Stiffness, Bruises, Toothache, Headache, Backache, Feetache, Pains in the Chest, Pains in the Back, Pains in the Shoulders, Pains in the Limbs, and all bodily aches and pains. It acts like magic. Safe, sure and never fail ing. Semblance of Perpetual Motion. Into a basin of clear water put a few pieces of camphor. They will commence a peculiar motion, travers ing every part of the surface of the water, but may instantly be stopped by dropping into the water the minutest quantity of an oily substace. FIRING THE FIRST SALUTE. How Old Glory Was Honored by the French Frigate. The little Ranger ran slowly between the frowning French frigates, looking as warlike as they; her men swarmed like bees into the rigging, and her colors ran up to salnte the flag of his most Christian majesty of France, and she fired one by one ber salute of thir teen guns, aays Sarah Orne Jewett, in the Atlantic. There was a moment of suspense, the wind was very light now; the pow der smoke drifted away and the flap ping sails sounded load - overhead. Would the admiral answer back, or would be treat this bold challenge like a handkerchief waved at him from a pleasure boat? Some of the officers on the Ranger looked Incredulous, but Paul Jones still held the letter in his hand. There was a puff of white smoke and the great guns of the French flagship began to shake the air one, two, three, four, Ave, six, seven, eight, nine; and then were still, save for their echoes from the low hills about Carnac and the great druld Mount of St Michael. "Henry Gardner, yon may tell the men that this was the salute of the King of France to our republic, and the first high honor to our flag," Bald the captain proudly to his steersman; but they were all huzzaing now along the Ranger's decks, that little ship whose name shall never be forgotten while her country lives. The captain lifted his hat and stood looking at the flag. "We hardly know what this day means, gentlemen," he said soberly to his officers who came about him. T believe we are at the christening of the greatest nation that was ever born Into the world. The day shall come when America, . republic though she may be, will salute no foreign flag without receiving gun for gunl" X.F.K.O. mm, 4.2-lflOl. WHEN writing- t advertisers please naeutlsm this paper EN 6trlckst While a loan Men by the Drowalnsi uf Ule UrlJe Lwrlng tae Hoaeysaoea, Us Llvei for Many Year A an oa Ignorant Grek Goatherds. About tweuty-flve years ago there was a young sailor who, by dint vt hard work, tntegrlty of character aud flruincaa of will, reached at the age ot i!v the summit of his euibltlou be coming a master ot what then would be called a good-alsed steamship, some DUO tons register. I'pou thta ac cession to good fortune he married the girl ot his choice, who had pa tiently waited for hlin slue as boy and girt sweethearts they parted on his first going to aoa. Aud with rare complacency his owners gave him the inestimable privilege ot carrying his young bride to sea with him. How happy be was! How deep and all-embracing his pride, as teaming down the grimy Thames he explained to the light of his eyes all the w oudera that she was now witnessing for the first time but which he had made fa miliar to her mind by his oft-repealed sea stortes during the few bright days between voyages that It had been able to develop to courtship. The ship was bound to several Mediterranean porta, the time being late autumn, and conse quently the moat Ideal season for a honeymoon that could possibly be Im agined. Cadis, Genoa, Naples, Venice, a delightful tour with not one weary moment wherein to wish for somethlug else. Even a flying visit to old Rome from Naples had been possible, for the two officers, rejoicing In their happy young skipper's Joy, saw to it that uo unnecessary cares should trouble him. and bore willing testimony, in order that he should get as much delight out of those halcyon days as possible, that the entire crew were as docile as could be wished, devoted to tbelr bright com mander and his beautiful wife. Then at Venice came orders to proceed to Galati and load wheat for home. Great was the glee of the glrl-wlfe. She would see Constantinople and the Dan ube.. Life would hardly be long enough to recount all the wonders of this moat wonderful of wedding trips. Aud they sailed, with hearts overbrimming with Joy as the blue sky above them seem ed welling over with sunlight. Wind and weather favored them, nothing occurred to cast a shadow over their happiness until nearlng Cape Ma- lea at that fatal hour of the morning. Just before the dawn, when more col lisions occur than at any other time, they were run Into by a blundering Greek steamer coming the other way and cut down amidships to the water's edge. To their peaceful sleep or quiet appreciation of the night's silvern splendors succeeded the overwhelming flood, the hiss and roar of escaping steam, the suffocating embrace ot death. In that dread fight for life all perished but one, he so lately the hap piest of men, the skipper. Instinctive ly vrraglhg to Br rmn.im.in ve wm,atii. he had been washed ashore under Cape Malea at the ebbing of the scanty tide, and bis strong physique reasserting It self enable hi in to reach the plateau. Here he was founJ gazing seaward by some, goat-herds, who, In search of their nimble-footed flocks, had wander ed down the precipitous side of the mountain. They endeavored to per suade him to come with them back to the world, but In vain. He would live, gratefully accepting some of their poor provision, but from that watching place be would not go. And those rude peas ants, understanding something of bis depth of woe. sympathized with him so deeply that without payment or hope of any, they helped him to build bis but, and kept him supplied with such poor morsels of food and drink as suf ficed for his stunted needs. And there, with his gaze fixed during all his waking hours upon that Inscrut able depth wherein all his bright hopex bad suddenly been quenched, he lived until quite recent years, "the world forgetting, by the world forgot," a liv ing monument of constancy and pa tient, uncomplaining grief. By his bum ble friends, whose language he never learned, he was regarded as a saint, and when one day they came upon his lifeless body fallen forward upon his knees at the little unglazcd window through which he was wont to look out upon the sea where his dear one lay, they felt confirmed In their opinion of the sanctity of the hermit of Cape Males. London Spectator. MILLINERY MODES. Showing the new English turban shape, A few plumes and a knot of straw will furnish the trimmings, and a little tilt adds to the stylish effect. Output of the British Mint. The recently Issued report of the deputy master of Englaud's mint shows that the ouput of new money was be yond all precedent in 1900. A total of 102 tons of standard gold, 234 tons of standard silver and 391 tons of bronze was coined into 107,(189,513 pieces. In addition nearly 30,000,000 pieces were struck in the colonial mints. The output of the English mint amounted in value to about $78,000,000. . As a rule people are disappointed in compliments: they always expect more. PATHETIC STORY OF AN GUSH SEA CAPTAIN. Ths Distinction. "Yes, that's a pretty piece of brio a-brao. When did you get it?" "In Canada." "What duty did you liavo to py on it?" "None at all." "Snniegled it through, did you?" "No, I just slipped it through. It isn't smuggling unless you're caught at it." Chicago Tribune, A New Specie. "I would like to sell you the entira works of Omar Khftyam," began the the book agent glibly ; "they are the finest things that ever came from a pen. ' "Them's a new breed of pigs to me," commented Mr. Porkanlard, scratching his head doubiously. Are they anything like Berkshire's. Ohio State Journal. lie Couldn't "0h,Mr; Spoonleigh, pray rise. It is not right that you should kneel at my feet. Rise, 1 beg of you!" im plored the fair lady. But he didn't rise. His Irish did, though, and he replied solemnly: "I'm afraid er Misa Grace I'm afraid I'm kneeling on your er that is, you dropped your chewing gum, and, oh, Miss Grace, I'm stuck on you!" Denver Times. A Depraved Appetite. "No, we couldn't have our usual ride on Sunday, aud we were so dis appointed!" "What was the trouble?" "Why, our horse got loose in the night and ate up his best bonnet," Cleveland Plain Healer. The Present Pace. Servant A publisher at the door to see you, sir. Modem Author Have him come in and wait; tell him I just begun writing a book and won't have it done for 15 minutes. Ohio State Journal. Wrenched Foot and Ankle Cured By St Jacobs Oil. Gentlemen : A short time ago, I severely wrenched my foot and ankle. The injury was very paitiful, and the consequent inconvenience (being obliged to keep to business) was very trying. A friend recommended St. Jacobs Oil, and I take great pleasure in informing you that one applica tion w as sufficient to effect a complete cure. To a busy man so simple and effective a remedy is invaluable, and I Bhall lose no opjKirtunity of suggesting the use of St. Jacobs Oil. Yours truly, Henry J. Doirs, Manager, The Cycles Co., Loudon, Knglund. St. Jacobs Oil is cafe, sure and never failing. Conquers pain. Aggrieved. "It was an outrage "exclaimed the excitable young man with the very foreign ncccnt. "Iho father of tho young lady ottered a marriage settle ment of flOO.OUO." "It isnt' much of a dowry." "My dear friend ; it is not a dowry at all. It is a tip. Washington Star. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. tHutt Bear Signature of 5ee Fac-Slmlle Wrapper Below. Tory aaaall aaa as easy te take aa sajraab ret hlaoackEi ros DIZZINESS FTH IIUOUSKESt. FOI TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. rOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THE COMPLEXION tfcS I Purely YefrtADlSvfaS CURE SICK HEADACHE. WET WEATHER WI5D0M! I jSiTK THe ORIGINAL rfCvWEP'o OILED CLOTH IrVG SLACK OR YELLOW WILL KEEP YOU DRY NOTHING ELSE WILL TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE! I CATALOGUES FREE SHOWING PULL LINE OP 6ARMENT3 AND HATJ. . A J.TOWER CO.. B03T0N, HA53. to SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. San Francisco Business Collegi 1830 Mrkit St., Ran Francisco, Cl. FULL COURSE, $60.00. Write tor Catalogue. Summer Resolutions fr iicciey Cure Bare relief fiom liquor, opium and tobaooe . habits. Bend tor particulars to KsBley Inctltnts Moved to 430 Williams llttlllUlO, Ave., fortlaud, Urejrou. MUM nQ turn 1 jBeatOot LUm wHttifc ALL tut f AILS. Best Coui(b Bjrup. Tastes Uuod. in time. Bold tT lTwtimt. CARTER'S Inirriic, w it "Diah Mrs. riNKiu: When I began the uta of Lydla E. PinLhaiu'a Vegetable Compound I waa Buffering- terribly. At your medicine, Mrs. Cirrib Hkllvilu:, Ludington, Mich. The record of Lydla E. Pinkham'e Vetahle tPO"!. written la thoumnda of such lettem aa Mn. ItelWllle'e. when during it whole career of thirty year no phyalclan has to our knowM orltiolaed thla medicine, adertwly, and thousands are dally pr oribing it in their practice. hould you, who know lea, about medl' , due than they, say, " Oh, I do not bellere it I any good " r lira Pinkham edvim women free of char. Her addreea ta 1 Lynn, Mam. No woman knows the truth about women s ills as m thoroughly as Mrs IMnkham. done to much good aa Lydia Ee FirAh;mf8 5; s5000 REWARD paid to writer's special pnnlieioa.LvuiA K. tiaanasi MamviNS Co. Savtd. Scott How did you like that cigar I pave you yesterday? Hums I liked it bo well that I hadn't the heart to burn it. Uoutoo Transcript. His Resion. She You played a very careless game, Jack. Why don't you ket p your eye on the ball? He I citn't keep it on both of you. Brooklyn Life. A ludtr. Papa So, Robby, you're tho presi dent of your bicycle, club. That's very nice. How did they happen to choose you? Hobby Well, you sec, papa, I'm tho only boy that's got a bicycle. Tit-Hits. FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. THE STAR OF STARS t4 V STEEL OTAR WIND MILL. Has ball bra ring In turn-table. Turns (rvl to the ttltul. Hall bearing tUrunt In wheel. Injuring lightest running qualltira, and rirvluf fri'sieat amount of ower lor pumping;. OalvanUeit alter making. I ul tnirt'llier with salvanUeil holla, dmiMe-iititteJ; no art can mat or Ret 1kih and ratlltt. Vtelxlit regulator: perfect rcKMlntlon. No spring to change tension with every change of temperature, ami grow weaker with age. Repair always on liauil. Time things are worth money to tou. Then why not buy a 8'1'AK? MITCHELL, LEWIS A STAVER CO. PORTLAND, OREGON. ESTABLISHED 1870. INCORPORATED WW. G. P. RUMMEUII a SONS. 120 S.oor dtl., Mmmm Wmmhlngtui, PoHl.nif, Or.fftn. Tito loading and Rollablo Fur r lor ot tho Northwott Fur Coats, CaH-. Col la ret ton, Itoas, Fur Trimming". Kobe anil fjrFtirs remodeled and repaired. Write us. BEST FOR I CATHARTIC FallnjinjvamtfVlaW" - steflJIiM gj,agassaS MILD BUT 1 SURE nalklnilnAwjtfnjaa, NEVER SOLD I IN BULK S aaMSSSSasaaaaageaMBtw' at AinA ntril. i nn wlU he paid v?llU KLtY AlisJ port to us " something for, and furnish evidence upon which we can Sr M tm 1 ii i aw .pa. Ll!iEa5ISSlSJ egejjiBleJ I LIVER TONIC 6focoft kaffaaW'"hM . 'aSSaSSaa COjJSTjPATKJpJ X I tutiea lti pain was ainxwl mora wan I could tuna, tay heart would nearly itop beating and 1 would get cold and numb. "My husband thought many timet 1 waa dying nd did not dare to lavm alone. I alto uffrrod BcVrrcly at time b of menstruation. " I bad tried aeve ral doctor and thy told rnathat thet bad dona all tliatntedlcinecould do. In tbefaoeof all thin, and to the aaton Uhuient of my family and friend, your rente diet cured roe. l am now well and do the work for font In the family. I feel rap oratpful for my recovered With and constantly recommend and no uedidue in the world baa V Vegstella Casgsgni rfA We have drpanlttd with the National City Bank. tl l.vno. odo, which wi'lll hocus Bml that the any person above tmlmontal lttrr la not emuina, or wae oubli.hc.l tvrfore oUtalnina the Too Esrly Ytt. "Tho fimt game of golf was played in Scotland over 600 years ago." "Wonder if they've found sny of tho balls yet that were uml iu tho tamo." Ths Chailticmtnt. Kind LadyWhy are you crying little boy? Little lloy Cos maw junt made a example, out o me for my little brother's sake." Ohio State Journal. Why It Was Returned. New Servant I found this coin upon your desk, sir. Master I'm glad you aro honest. I put it there purpom-ly to test your honesty. New Servant Tlmt's wliut I thought. Mt iwaiible In biillil. Ile.l miner al. Item pro. portion. Hem flnlab. Lighten running. kviii yrara' atiwrirnca. Mllt'MKli, l.M a MAY fe.lt CO., Intend la) lor Hi... I'orilanl, or JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, foetal Morrison Street, Can give yoa the best harirstni In Buggies. J'lowit, Hollers and Kittfi lies. Windmills and Pump an I General Machinery. Eee ns before buying. Ktc. (-.- ,.. .1, ,1.. 1.. Hugs. Bund (or Catalogue, THE BOWELS fO 3 SO ALL DRUGGISTS!. tests rood. Eat them like candy. They remove any bad teste In ths mouth, leav ing the breath sweet and perfumed. It Is s pleasure to take them, and they are liked especially by children. sweeten the stomach by cleansing- ths mouth, throat and food channel. That means, they stop undigested food from souring; In the stomach, prevent gas form ing In the bowels, and kill disease germs of any kind that breed and teed la the en tire system. are purely vegetable end contain no mer curial or other mineral poixon. They con slut of ths latest discoveries In medicine, and form a combination of remedies tin equaled to make the blood pure and rich and make clean skin and beautiful com plexion. tone the stomach and bowels and stir up the lazy liver. They do not merely soften the stools and cauwe their discharge, but strengthen ths bowels and put them Into lively, healthy condition, making their ac tion natural. never grip nor gripe. They act quietly, pos itively and never causa any kind of uncom fortable feeling. Tnken regularly they make the liver act regularly-and naturally aa It should. They1 keep the sewerage of ths body properly moving and keep the system clean. Increase the flow of milk In nursing moth ers. If the mother eats a tablet, It makes her milk mildly purgative and has a mild but certain effect on the baby. In this way they are the only safe laxative for ths nursing infant. taken patiently, persistently, will curs any form of constipation, no matter how old or how often other remedies have failed. They ars absolutely guaranteed to curs any case, or purchase money will be cheerfully re funded. cost 10c, 2Bc, 60c a box. Samples sent free for the asking. We publish no testimonials but sell Caecarets on their merit under ab solute guarantee to cure. Buy and try a box to-day, or write us for free samples and booklet. MSHM STIKUM RESIST CO., CHICAGO er ISW T0HE to any reader of this paper who will re. any attempt of substitution, or sale of just as good" when Cascarsts are called convict. All correspondence wDnfldentiaJ.