I
Loss of Jlppctite
it Lom of Vitality, Vljpor, Tone.
That stands to reason.
It U common in the Spring, when,
each way will bo l. The round trip
between the two places by steam iaH
New York-PhiUdtlpWa Ttolky Una.
rians are about completed to close
up the gaps between New York and
Philadelphia and complete ft trolley
line between the two big cities. The
tracks of a couple of steam roads are
of the way
the blood, which needs cleansing, fails .nda high rate of speed is expected.
.m.n tiIA oHm.iin nns I Tim limmnfM aav that the full fare
A. L I T C .liv. viiMJ - i .
essary ror tne proper pcnormain.-
of their functions.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
cleanses the blood, restores appetite,
gives vitality, vigor, tone this is
one of the reasons why it's called the
Greatest Spring Medicine.
.Take it. ,
' I bar taken Hood's Sarsaparilla and
It hat created a rood appetite and cleansed
my blood." APOLrsi Rhode, Plattsraouto,
Neb.
"My little brother had no appetite. He
has taken Hood's SaraparlUa and now
gets hungry like any other boy." Macs
Kiloobb, alden, Kan.
Mood's Sarsaparilla promises to
euro and koopo tho promise.
Mis Voktless Grief.
Tilets Trj-der looked very
sad
when he heard that telephoning across
the ocean is possible.
Crustham I suppose he did, poor
fellow. It will be an unhappy day
for him when he cannot get beyond
the reach of his wife's voice.
Tfe Bt Pmeriptlo tor Halarta
Chilli end rerer ta a bottle of Grove's Tasteless
Chill Tonic, It I (imply Iron and quinine in
a tasteless form. Ko Core. No Pay. Price 50c
A Low.Prkcd Worker.
A Jersey farmer visiting New York,
stood looking at a sign in a bookstore
window: "Dickens' Works All This
Week for Two Dollars."
"Wall, he remarked, "my 'purin
is that Dickens feller is either a
twiirVitv noor workman or else he's
confounded hard np for a job."
All Iatastlaal Trouble Prevented
Ten cent worth of prerentlon sstw fortunes
i- ju.. win. nA rmiAral MDensee. 10c boy
box of Caseerets Candy Catharthic. Drug
gists, 10c, 2ac, 50C
Boulevard to Cross Ohio.
Th owners of automobiles in Ohio
constitute a new force in the good
roads movement. There ia a plan
now under way for the building of
boulevard from one end of the state
to the other, touching the cities and
largest towns.
Garfield Tea is the most nsed. the beet
liked and is the original Bern tea lor
the cure of constipation and sick headache.
It stregthens the digesUTe organ. .
Cross Tobias.
"But, my dear Tobias, remember
that you may-die at any time."
"Die, did you say? Die? That's
the last thing I'll do.
Our 1901 catalog contains a full list
of everything needed for photographic
purposes. The fullest line of amateur
goods in the west. Kirk, Geary &
Co., 330 Sutter St.,. San Francisco.
Tactful
Miss Withers (showing photograph
of herself) I'm afraid it's rather
faded.
Binks (inexperienced, aged 19)
Yes, but it's just like you.
too BIWARD tUOO.
Coed Tim Commlnj. Girt.
"The girls that are growing up now
will have one important advantage
over the young married women of
todav."
"What's thatt"
"Their husbands will not be con
tinually telling them of the fine cook
ing their mothers used to ao.
How & von knowt"
"Because the cook won't allow the
mrtthpT of the coming race to stick
their noses into the kitchen."
Aa Observing Actor.
"I am in luck." said the tragedian
"I have just received an annual pass
ovpr the Central railway."
"How in the world did that hap
pen?" asked the comedian.
"Riemiition of valuable services.
After our return from our last trip I
rr-norted to the ceneral manager 37
defective ties, any one of which might
have caused a wreck."
.. - i
' A Moveable Possession.
"John, you bring home a different
umbrella every day. "
"Well, I can t held it; as soon as j
pick up one that I should like to hang
on to, some other man in the othce
claims it."
Break hi China.
"F.verv time von open your mouth,"
said the elderly and envious, but pleb
. ;
tan aunt, you put your im
"And this is something, you know,"
pleasantly replied the wife of the
mandarin, looking at the relative's
ample understanding, "you couldn't
possibly do it."
BEYOND CONTROL
m tee KUSCLES ill affected ih
L0CCS3T0H iTUiL
What la
1 dull, throbblncr tatn. accompanied
by a eense ct tendernesa and heat low
down In the aide, with an occasional
hooting pain, indicates inflammation.
On examination U win oe xouna urns
the res-ion of pain ahowa soma swell
In. This is the first staff of ovaritis,
Inflammation of the orary. If the roof
of tour houae leaks, my sister, yon hava
fixed at once ; why not pay the same
spect to your own body
You need not, you ought no to lei
yourself go, when one of your w sax
ol
The readers of this paper will be pleased to
jearu thtt there ia at least one dreaded disease
that science bas been able to euro in all its
cages, and that is catarrh. HaU'sCatarrh Cure
iha onlv Dositivecure known to the medical
fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional dis
ease, requires a constitutional ireaimeut.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
ol tne system, tnereny aestroymg tne lounaa
tion of the disease, and giving the patient
atrencth br buUdinc no the constitution and
assisting nature in doing; its work. The pro
prietors have so much faith in its earativt
powers, that they offer On Hundred Dollar
lor any case that It fails to cue. fiend for list
of testimonial. Address
F. J. CHKNKY dt CO, Toledo, O.
Bo:a or aroejrisis, voc.
Hall's Family fills are the bet-
Patcma! Objection.
He I really believe there is some
thing between Mary and that young
idiot Brown.
She Yes, dear, there Is you.
ill jSSfe h
as'.,
GOOD
Short Storle$
ror tw year I was a Vlettsa f a
Mia in Ita worst term. 1 eould eat antiitut
Kt mlik teaas, and at usneatny niarh would
Has. Jmu astost.
bnlda out the helping hand to yon, and
wtu advise you witnotu money ana
without pricw. Mrs. Pinkham'a labora
tory is at Lynn. Mass. Write a letter
tero tolling all your aymptoma and
jret the benefit of the greatest experi
en In treatin? female ilia.
I was eufferinir to auch an extent
from orarian trouble that my phyai
riaa thought an operation would ba
necessary.
"Lydia E. Plnkham's Vegetable Com-r-outid
havinr been recommended to
tna, I decided to try it. After using
ereral bottles I found that I was
cured. My entire system was toned
t. and I anftered no more with my
ovaries. Mas. Assa Asrojf.Troy. Mo.
An Error in Clsssificition.
Percy Skitts is a sponge a per
fect sponge.
"Oh, no! When a sponge absorbs
anything, by squeezing it you can get
it again.
This slfnstur fa on erery box of the geanint
Laxative Bromo-Quioiae Tablets
the remedy that csurew a eeM la smm slay
An Error of Judgement.
A colored citizen gave a justice of
the peace a big fat possum as a wed
ding fee. Meeting the groom a year
after, the justice said :
"Well, Jim, how do you like mar
ried life?"
"Well, sah." was the reply, "all I
km say is I wish I d
sum."
A Well Kaoww Ohio Citlsea Cured
This Stabbora Ailmant After Bis
Bystesa SMsned Hopelessly
Krokea Down.
Fnm the h'net, Wamly, Ohio.
Mr. Eli Totts is a well known citi-
sen of Waverly, Ohio, having been in
kninPM there for 14 vears. He is a
veteran of the Mexican war in wnicn
he served with company H, of the
Fourteenth Tennessee regiment. At
the age of 76he bears the respect of
all who know him and the following
experience, related by him, is raised
beyond all doubt by the high charact
er of the narrator. He says:
"About seven years ago a disease
fastened upon me which, as it devel
oped, proved to be locomotor ataxia.
I became very nervous, could not walk
without having dizzy spells and did
not aleeo well. As the disease aa-
x
vanr-pd I lost control of bit muscle!
and could only walk a short distance.
I could not control the direction oi
mr stpna and was always afraid oi
falling.
"This continued until the fall ol
1897 when there was a breaking down
of my entire system. My stomach
was in bad condition ana l sunerea
greatly with kidney trouble caused by
being thrown out of a buggy.
"About two years ago I saw Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills for Pale Peoplt
advertised in a Cincinnati paper.
The case cured was similar to min
and I gave the pills a trial. Very
soon after I began taking them I ex
perienced relief and, as the improve
ment continued, I took the pills regu
larly. Gradually the control of the
muscles was restored and my general
health improved. The dizzy feeling
left me and has never returned.
From my own experience I know that
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are a great
remedy and I am pleased to recom
mend them to any one who suffers as
I did."
Signed. ELI POTTS.
Subscribed and sworn to before me
this 4th day of November, 1900.
W. R. A. Hayes,
Seal. Notary Public.
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale
People may be obtained at all drug
gists or direct from Dr. Williams
Medicine Co., Schenectady, N. Y., on
receipt of price, 50 cents per box; six
boxes for $2.50.
An Old Instrument
Violinist (proudly) The instru
ment that I shall use at your houw
tomorrow is over 200 years old
Parvenu Oh. never mind! It's
iBSOLUTE
SECURITY.
Genuine
Garter's
Little Liver PiUs.
Must Bear Signature of
5m FscSsalle Wrapper Below.
ITssry tl aaA as
tetakaaasBfnxw
i
CARTER'S
1X1 IEABACHL
FBI DIZZINESS.
rCI IIU6USICSS.
FOR T8IPI0 UYEI.
FCI C0MSTIPAT1.I.
F61 SALLOW SK1I.
rOlTKECOMPLEXIOI
i-. , omnvim mtmmj
JeSalaSTsral.bwg
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
The Next Step.
"Here's a scientist who claims that
genius is merely a nervous disease."
"Good! Now, can't he discover
some way to make it contagious?"
eat that poe- good enough.
I difference.
No one will know th
rOU KNOW WHAT YOU ABE TAKING
When von take Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic,
because the formula is plainly printed on every
bottle showing; that it Is simply Iron andQni
oino in a tasteless form. NoJJureNe fay. 60c.
As She Understood It
Boston Girl Have you read Emer
son? St Louis Girl No, I guess not,
those red spots on my face are just
common pimples.
The Last Ditch.
"It mav seem like braeging," gaid
the Englishman, throwing down his i
newspaper in disgust, "but if this J
Boer war was being fought out on the j
sea there 'd be a different story to
! tell." !
On dav.'at Burllnittoo Ilouse, Ten
nyson Is ahl to have asked the fueeta
a conundrum which he had Just made:
"Who are the greatest women, in the
world t Th answer was: -ansa
Ouri, the Mlsset Ippl and Sara Qoesa."
W. S. Gilbert, of Gilbert and Sullivan
opera fame, was one day standing oa
the atepa of hla club house In London,
when a stranger approached and asked:
"Does a mas belong to your club with
tu aa J ,..
one eye named waiKerr- - uu
know," was the answer; "what'e the
name of hit other eye?"
Arthur Simmons, the venerable negro
attendant at the Whlto House, was dot.
Ing In his chair the other day, xrhan an
usher rushed upstairs and said: "Man
down here wants to see Mr. Cortelyou."
"Can't see hlm,M replied Arthur, with
dignity. "But thli man says he's got
to see him." Don't care nothlu about
that," said Arthur, preparing to resume
his dose; "nobody can see Secretary
Cortelyou; he's gone into his sanctum
sanitarium."
Thomas Lincoln, the father of Abra
ham Lincoln, was a great story-teller,
and one yarn that he never tired of r
hears!n was a blood-curdling incuan
tale. One day. when he was about
seven or eight years old, and living In
Kentucky, he waa sitting on a fence.
watching his father and older brothers
at work in the Held. Without a mo
ment's warning, a small band of In
diana came rushing by on horseback.
One of them, with a aweep of his long
... .... n .
arm. seised tne aa anu gauotnra ".
Little Tommy Lincoln looked up Into
the red warrior's face, and said: "Don't
kin m. Take me a prisoner." The
Indian smiled. Just then a rifle
cracked. Indian and boy tumb'e-1 oft
the horse, the Indian dead, with a bul
let In his brain. Tommy Lincoln's
brother hsd come to the rescue.
Once, when Mark Twain was to lec
ture In a small Western town, he was
greeted at the railway station by the
minister, who wss to be his host during
his brief stay. On their wty to the
parsonage, the minister asked if It
would be agreeable to Mark If he
opened the lecture with a prayer, aa
was the custom. Of course the humor
ist was delighted, and accordingly,
when they reached the hall that even
ing, the minister left the lecturer sitting
In the corner of the platform, took the
center of the stage himself, and pro
ceeded to offer a prayer about half an
hour long. In the course of whlcn ne
gave his views on all the current affairs
of Interest and concluded ny saying
"And now. O Lord, we have with us to-
ntght a man who Is known throughout
all the world as the great American
humorist. Help ns, O Lord help ns to
understand what he Is about to ssy to
us. and to be amused by It; and if pos
sible, grant that we may derive some
real benefit from his lecture.
Talking of the Inauguration of James
Buchanan. I A. McCreary, of Wash
Ington, D. C, said: "The KIrkwood
Ilouse was crowded from basement to
the roof, and the rush was so great that
store-rooms were used to make room
for the thronjr. One of these hsd no
window only a door, and when a man
from Maine trudged In at midnight of
March 3d, he was very glad Indeed to
take the only thin left the window.
less store-room. On the morning of
March 5th, the man from Maine ap
peared as the desk and wanted to know
when the ceremonies were to take
place. 'Ceremonies?' asked the clerk;
'what do you mean?' 'Why,' said the
man, 'the Inauguration.' The clerk
thought be was mentally unbalanced,
and eyed blm suspiciously, until be ex
claimed: 'I was awake half a dozen
times, but didn't want to dress In the
dark, thinking It was still night, and so
I went to sleep again. I got pretty
hungry at last, and that made me get
up. When does the next train leave
for Bangor? I want to get back to
God's country, where they have sun
shine.'"
set ratals and 4ti even taaa Lat Narr j
etta taklnf CASOAKaTH a siaee then J
here steadily Improved, ttaUl leases well as I
,w " ta VnSn. Meant. Newark. 0.
sLrJJ CATHARTIC jk
V vasot feewsa awii'siassisF
PtaaseM. Fateale. fweat. Taste 0(. Pe
Bete, Merat !. W eakaa. at Una. K. SM. we
.. CURE COKSTIPATION. ...
H.iMH S.r CMesar. CMwe wml,lwli Wl
Vft TA Bid So) as naranteeakf aiiarnt
K9TU6AB slM M AaiKTeW UsUt.
I IOREJHAII HALf A ffllMT
Ml
" AU BACK OF
IVMY
umiwocr ei.i
5LICKER
OR COAT :
&EAE3K THttTBAttKAEK
:,v ew
lis
if.
Man i
ON
3AI
HrVABt Of IWTATtONa
cATAloeues puts ,
SMOWIN4 eULL IINS '
U 11UUMT1 SNO SATS.
A at.TQWeB CO..B03TON.HA33.
Greek Meets Greek.
"What do you think my husband
does when my mother comes to see
us?"
"I never cuess."
"He writes for his mother to come
too."
Engtgement Confidence,
You trust me thoroughly, don't
you, fcineiT"
-U! course, JP.ugnr; out ten me, am
the installments on this diamond
ring all paid oft?"
A financial Qulckitnd.
"Would you like an increase of
alary, Mr. Smith?"
"No; it'snouso."
"Nrti.AoV'
lf I had more money I would
have to pay more debts. "
Oriental Bauwood, si It Wire.
'Ynii nntrht to see inv cottano in
tv 1.1 ttn luiiiniiir ima. I
VIIV TWM, P. I"'t
tional act rend.
, "Make it out of Northern pine?
asked some, one.
"Not at all," she replied, in her
light comedy manner, "I nmdo it out
of East Ly nne." s
. Not hVd teSult
Executive I would appttint your
man, but he is too ignorant for the
nnliti force.
. k . , .
Heeler I)en put him on uo scihhh
board.
Flrel auomariao Cable.
The nrst aiihniarhieralile was laid aM
the KiikIIsIi Channel about Hfty year
It was also auollt llie xaine mil "'
tAtler' riioitiach Hiiten', Hie world re.
miwiinl dvuetia cure, was Hrst tnir-
duredlotfmtiuhlio.. It y'U are a sulh-rer
frotii tins ailment, or fniiu liullKruiuni.
tuleiifV, coiisiMimltoii, nervoumies r in
soiimla von should try It nt once, If you
would be well. It w ill sireiiRihrit your en
tire system and produi-e sound sleep.
The Way It Cots.
"In tlum' two warm day this week
winter seemed to have lipxtl a cog."
"Likely enough. Winter is gener
ally wound up with a spring." ,
to ensue A COLD IN ONE DAT
Take Laxative Bromo quinine Tablets. AU
Sniretsu relnnd the money U It lane to cure.
B. W.Urore's signature I on each box
ALUM IN FOOD.
Hew Can tne Dsngtr B Avoided?
The reported cases of poisoning
from the use of alum baking iowder
have awakened tho public to the seri
ous danger which menaces the wealth
of tho people of the country In the
numerous 1-owders which are
lirgwl wptn consumers.
(lenoral)y, alum powders may be
known from tho price at which they
are sold, or from the fart that they
are eoominitHl by a gift, or are dis
jKMied of under some scheme. The
alum powder costs but a few cent per
lHtund to make, and is often sold at 20
or S5 cents a pound; end sometimes
as low a 10 cents. .
It is impoMsihl to name all the
alum powders in the market, but any
Imking powder sohlat a low price, or
advert i-d as costing much less than
the well known, high class powders,
or accompanied by a present, or dis
poned of under sny scheme, ia of this
clans, detremental to health and to
le avoided.
These facts should Incline consum
ers to turn a deaf ear to all importu
nities to buy the inferior powders.
Tho wise housekeeper will decline In
all canes to take them.
A Typographical Error.
A young lady wrote some verses for
a local paper about her birthday, and
headed them "May 30th." It almost
; made her hair turn gray when it ap
peared in print, "My 30th."
A Real Dramatic Trtst,
Ale ChlnwhUkers Did you see
Sary Ihrnhartlt play she was a man
when ym was ter Noo York, Josh?
Joehua Gechaw Humnhl Bet
ter'n .that I I see a whole minstrel
troupe made up of women.
Machinery, Implements,
Farm Supplies, Etc.
a.
fill Specialty.
The Man (to applicant for alms)
roor woman have you no husband to
earn a living lor you.
Tho Woman I have a husband, sir,
b he is too busy to work.
"Indeed! hat is he doing? "
"Trusting in Providence."
na BWaiuiil. Cnrl. Na Sts er nam
S 1 1 9 aftw n 'Ut-. tiof lr. KliM'tOrMt Nr?
Rnrtonr. .nd f. Fli R K S l.OO lr h.tl.w.d trM.
Is, na.au aus.LidiiArahuraUa4lsala.ra,
Winttd-s Million.
If I had only 11,000,000!" ex
claimed an angry father.
"What would you do?" asked tho
wayward son.
"I d disinherit you the first thing!"
replied the old man as he took a large
hunk from a plug of tobacco.
Good Health comes In those who lake the
erf at herb blood purifier, (.arneiaiea;
it cleann-s the system and cure, dlgrst
Ire disorders. All druggists sell it.
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i
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and the number is increasing at the
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Here we were set upon and beaten
with clubs. '
"Murder!" cried Ardley, Impulsively,
A subtle something told me he was
wrong.
"You are college students, are you
not?" said I, addressing our assailants,
"We are," said they, civilly.
"It Is as I thought," said I, turning
to my companion. "This Is not murder
at all, but a prank, merely!"
Ardley was covered with confusion,
and vowed he should never forgive
himself, although the students, with
rare good breeding, affected to. make
light of It Detroit Journal.
Aa Insuperable Bar.
The New Yorker I supposo chess
is a popular game in the Quaker city?
The Fhiladelphian xso; it spiayetl
very seldom.
'Why. I supposed it being such a
slow game you people would like it."
No; you see we d have to stay
wake to play it."
Mothers will find Mrs. Wlnslow's Booth-
fne Syrup the best remedy to use tor their
children during the teething period.
Expressive.
"Who is that girl with a face full
of freckles over yonder?"
'She s a recent importation Irom
Switzerland."
'Ah, I see! Dotted Swiss!"
VBB!BJ)Ba
See Our Anchor Clamp
Yon would be surprised II rou knew
how Utile ll would rt ou 10 As up
that old lenre. Ilalter seud for hm
Anchor Clamps ami I'prlphl. and ;
pslr ol our nlni'hers, and mske rout 0 d
wire fence look Use a new one.
ANCHOR FKNCR looks so nlre and
Is so strons that tanner sometimes
think that It must be alf a priced. It
Isn't, though.
Cuar Biross I'sino. waiue, anecp ana nog iigni. it mvsr sure alter eiuemg
FARM, RAILROAD AND LAWN FENCE.
Write for Prlees en.l Catalogue. ne POsliana AfsCslOr TetlCe LO.
74a Nlcolal St., PORTLAND, Oregon.
Aasnts Wauted In
Kverr Town.
Chas. L. Mastick & Co. ."ttuifftSS.
CASH BUYERS OF HIDES, PELTS AND TALLOW.
Consignments solicited. Pay highest market price. PROMPT RETURNS.
Dealers in Leather and Findings.
Refer to Wells. Fargo & Co. Bank, Portland, Oregon.
The Seasons Courtesies.
Ice Man Good by, old man; I'm
glad you had such a severe winter.
Coal Man So long; l wisn you a
sizzling summer.
Practical Art
Clitic Not a bad stretch of land
scape, but uaven t you iaiu oui more
than enough of it in water?
Artist Not a bit of it. 'lhe pic
ture is for a client who has made his
money in stock watering operations.
wireless Telegraphy on Atlantic
Professor R. A. Fessenden, with
his assistants, has installed a wireless
telegraphy station not far from Cai
Hatteras, off Roanoke island, N. C.
Negative Fame.
"Well I see they are going to have
a real naval arch."
"What's the idea of that?"
"Oh, I suppose it's to commerorate
the way Dewey has been forgotten."
A Stumper For the M. D.
Maid (to absent minded invalid)
The doctor is here, sir.
Absent minded invalid Well, just
you tell him that I am not able to
see any one today.
Placing the Blame.
"My dear, ' said the meek Mr. Newll-
wed, "I don't like to complain, but this
omelet you made"
"What's the matter with it?" she in
quired.
"Well er-lt's rather hard to cut It,
and "
"Gracious! I waa afraid that man
would send me tough eggs. I'll stop
dealing with him." Philadelphia Press.
Digestibility of Food.
Bice, raw eggs and boiied venison
require only one hour to digest. At
the other end are pork, roast beef,
cabbage and hard eggs, which require
four to five hours.
Keatlam.
"What Is that sound like a rainstorm
that I hear from the floor above?"
"Why, that's our patent rain appara-
aus. It s ror me convenience ana sat
isfaction of umbrella buyers who want
to test their purchases." Cleveland
Plalndealer.
Aa Amendment,
"The man who shoots ns out of sea
son Is to be fined."
"Fined? Goodness, mal If they real
ly want to stop it, why don't they lm-
prison him for life or electrocute mm 7"
Puck. -
On the Enemy' Fire, of Conrae.
"I think the enemy bas got our
range, captain," said the officer of the
day.
"How In the world are we to cook our
dinner?" replied the captain, absent-
mindedly. What to Eat.
The groom may lead the bride to the
altar but his leadership is apt to end
there.
Every man Is sometlmea what bsl
should be at all times.
II. UM !'!!. :"!"
AVegetable Preparationfor As
similating tlicFoodandRcgula
ting the Stomachs and Bowels of
Promotes Dige3tionheerful
ncss and Rest. Contains neither
Opium.Morphine nor Mineral.
Ivor Narcotic.
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flmptm Sml'
JU.Smn
PsHstssWM' rmtWtJt
Aperfecl Remedy for Constipa
tion , Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
ness end Los9 of Sleep.
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NEW YDHK.
EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. j
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For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
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Bears the
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The Chop and the Cherry Tree. '
'Topkin loves to bo historically
correct."
"What's his latent!"
"He had an Engliah chop for break
fasl on Washington's birthdai "
When Charm Mteti Charm.
Mr. Jackson I done hub my rab
bit's foot erlong, but she give me d
mahble heaht, jea' same.
Mr. JohnRon Mebbe she hab lie!
rabbit's foot erlong, too!
Aess ihm Otmeh mmt
WorUmOffthmOJ.
Lax at I re Broinoulnlne Tablets cure a eeld la
one day. No cure, No fay. Price 26 cents.
His Status.
"Look here, my dear, I cannot
afford to entertain on such a scale as
you have indulged in of late."
"John, I really Ix'Hcve you are just
the kind of a man who would be per
fectly happy .if you lived within your
income."
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Foot o( Morrison Street,
Can give yon the best bargains in
Buggies, Plows, Boilers and Engines,
Wiu.lmilli and rumps and General
Machinery. See ns before buying.
sunnER
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