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Royal Calling Powder is Superior
to all in Purity antf Strength.
" For purity and care in preparation the Royal
Baking Powder equals any in the market, and
- our test shows that it has greater leavening
' power than any of which we have any knowledge."
, Pnf. Chemistry, University tf "California, "
Analyst California State Board of Health, etc., etc.
No careful housekeeper can afford to
use any baking- powder but Royal,
JOHN L. ON SHAKESPEARE.
At Om Time He Was All Eight, bat New
He Ain't In U. See?
"Not long ago," said a congressman to
A. H. Lewis (Dan Quln), the Washington
correspondent of the Chicago Times, "I met
John L. Sullivan, the ex-fighter. It was
over in Boston. I bad Rone into a hostelry
kept by one Paddy Reardon, I believe, who
is also more or less famous as a sporting
cnaracter. i looked at toe bigex-champion
with some interest. He was eating a lunch.
1 here was enough of it for two men. About
lum hovered a buzzing swarm of admirers.
"Most of them were theatrical people.
They were talking stage, of coarse. Very
shoppy people, these actors. Sullivan was
listening with a sort of condescension which
was delightful. It was clear to any onlook
er that the big pugilist regarded himself as
quite as much of a histrion as any, and
when he vouchsafed his views no kind of
" 'Oh, I'll tell you ducks about Shake
speare.' he finally said as he sopped one
tremendous hand in the' finger bowl at if it
had been a wash basin. 'Shakespeare was
all right. That mug was all right in his
day. Understand? But that was long ago.
He's a has been. That's what Shakespeare
is, and he'd know it if he was here himselt
And he'd tell you blokes so that's what
, "'Now, I know something about this my
self. See? I'm on the stage, and I'm tak
ing in the boodle, too, you can bet your life.
Mow, I tell you mugs the people don't want
these Shakespearin plays. They've cot be
yond it that's what they have. We ain't
FUNNY AMERICAN SLANG.
A Simple Sentence Creates an Arousing
scene In a Devonshire Church.
It was the privilege of a certain De-
troiter to be invited to the country seat
of a delightful English family in Devon
shire. He is rather shy, and although
accomplished and a good story teller,
did not make great efforts to foist his
talents upon the congregation of guests
who were assembled there and who com
prised many bright people. One of the
daughters finally said to him:
"Mr. G , do you know one thing
Which has surprised me awfully?"
"No. What is it?"
"You have been here a week now and
haven't used any slang."
"Well, really I don't think that T-
"Oh, please use some just to oblige
me. I have heard so much about
I can t think of any just now. but
m tell you what 111 do. The first time
I think of something I'll say it"
-"Very well; but mind, it must be aw
fully American, you know."
J. he next bunday every one went to
church, for the family homestead was
located near a village which was said to
be one of the most orthodox places in
that part of England. , No one would
even ride to church, except those who
were too old to walk or were disabled.
TRIBULATIONS OF A SWELL
few Yorkers Interested In the Fortune
and Misfortunes of Hohert Cutting.
The Cutting family has always ranked
among the very tiptoppers of Now York't
social Four Hun.
- . -N. dred. and the met.
pers nave usually
space to accounts
of anything out of
the ordinary that
may have happen
ed among its mem
bera. To Robert
I Cutting, the
third, as he UBed
to be called In the
days when his
KODERT L CUTTING, father Btill lived.
the press has, however, been particularly
generous, giving iiim whole columns when
ever he chose to do anything for the public
euinoation or amusement.
When it was found, therefore, that the
young man bad been disinherited by his
father, whose sudden death not long ago
had also been treated as a matter of im
portance, it was but the trick of an old
habit for the city editors to make a great
to do, and some of them were able to plume
tnemseives on tne fact that tuny had pre
dicted that very catastrophe when the
young man contracted the marriage with
the pretty actress which was the cause of it.
Columns had been printed about tb
marriage, and "society" and the newspa
pers joined voices in pronouncing it a me
salliance. Perhaps it was. The bride. Min
nie Seligman, was a well known actress of
Jewish parentage. The groom also had
something of a reputation as an actor, but
only in an amateurish way and for society
mrposes. hen his rather cut off uw al
owance of 1350 a month, however, be took
to the professional boards in a manful en
deavor to earu his own living. Then the
papers gave him more columns, some of
them copiously illustrated with pictures of
a man with abnormally long legs in excess
ively awkward attitudes, support! to rep
resent the ambitious amateur facing a mis
cellaneous audience. .
Ridicule was too much for him. and Mr.
Cutting felt obliged to retire from the pro
fession he had tried to make bis own. Tbt
press vouchsafed him no further attention
after that until be appeared in court one
day and qualified as executor under bis
grandfather's will, demanding an account
ing oi the estate from his uncle, who ia an
executor and trustee under the will, but
who did not know much about the estate's
affairs, having left the management there-
ol to bis brother, the young man s father.
.mis proceeding was admittedly a mere
preliminary to the young man's contest
against the legality of the will of his father,
which disinherited him, but the usual col
umns got into the newspapers, as more col
umns probably will when the actual contest
Is begun. When that is over, Mr. Cutting
win probably find himself sufficiently ad
vertised to return to the stage again if be
so elects. But perhaps be won t have to.
Teaching a !.
Ar aneodotea of dotneatio animals aver
manufactured? How many stories about
dogs are truer - A dog has a penny given to
him. He trots off at once to the baker
and exchanges hit penny for a bun. The
bun he bolts. So far the story is truthful.
There is a fine collie in Jersey City, who
was trained to do this trick first at home
when a puppy. There was a special penny
kept for him. It had a small hole drilled
through it That penny was kept on the
mantelpiece in the dining room, aud the
piece of money was always given to Soot
before he was fed. He would then take it
In his mouth and put it In his mlatre'
band, when at once his plate with food
would be given to him in the outhouse. It
took a very little time to associate in the
's brain the idea of an exchange nf
money aud food, and In a week he would
carry the penny to a baker and get his bun,
the transaction having beeu first explained
to the baker.
There was, however, a curious endinir.
The exact coin with the hole in it was lout.
and at first Scot put no faith in any penny
that bad no hole in L It was a valueleea
counterfeit to him. At least ten days'
teaching was necessary before Suot under.
stood that all pennies, with or without
holes, were the current coins of the realm.
-New York Times.
THE COMPLEXION Or A CHINKHK
la not yellower than that nf an uniiirtnn.i. in
dividual whofe liver tompl.ilnt has gummed the
chronic form. The eyeballs of the offerer as
sume a saffron hue, there Is dull pnlu la the re-
p' un?unu nneeiea, mo tongne lsonateq
breath Heur, sick h-adiiches usns ly hut not el
ways occur, and there la inrnmimiw itiu.i,,,... r.,
arising from a sitting posture. Coullpntion
and dyspepsia are also attendants of this very
common Hilmeut.alwaya Inltaairgr vatedform,
liable to breed absreues of the liver, which are
very dangerous. Hoatetter's Stomach Bitters
wholly tr-d testes It, as well at the troubles'
juuipuvniwi wiiji it ana wnicn it originate.
In thl la aud fever, a complaint waleh always
yields to the Bitters, the liver la serioasly in
volved, 'j Mh tine alterative (onto removes ooe
tlvenes and lndlirnstion. rheinnmin ii.nmui
and kidney trouble and debility.
Miss Wallop (the teacher) Tommy, did I see
next yon just n
ack was turned.
The dllferent organs ot the body are very
ympathetlo. One li very apt to feel tbt
pain or another, and it Is not always easy
to locate the trouble exactly. A weak baok
not Infreqsently occasions a pain in the
tide, and one limb often aohes out of sym
pathy for another.
AbLcocc'sPoKors Plasties are Just the
remedy in such cases. They are soothing
in their eflect, and draw out Ihe pain so
that the baok or side or limbs are supple
instead of stiff, and frte to perform their
They have been tried by thousands and
millions of people in every land, and with
one uniform result, entire satisfaction.
Brakdbith's Pills will relieve rheuma
tism, , . j .
It Is not every sentimental alrl that or es.
' l-ord, bord," that guts a decent foreign bus-
The good reputation of "Urown'i r
ckial 7 roc Am " (or the relief of coughs,
oolds and throat diseases baa given them a
Cloaeletgh It gives mn great pleasure to offer
jones ureal Scot 1 1 is It that
Hood's is Good
you this cigar,
" I ean heartily lay to any young mm who la
warning ikhhi eminnymeiu. won lor jontmon a.
Co., lollow their Instrue Inns, and von will sue
eea." Ho writes an agent of H. F. Johnson a
Co. of Richmond, Vs., aud that is the way all
ui incir mon ibis
you whispering with the boy next yon Just nowf
iuuiidy .u, me em: your oi
6KWABK OF OINTMKNTH KOB CA-
TARKH THAT CONTAIN MEHCUKV,
As mercury will surely destroy the tense nf
smeu eon nunpieieiy aerange ine wnoie system
when entering It through the m noons turfauue.
Such art vies should never be used extent on
prescriptions from reputable physicians, a the
damage they will do ia tenfold to tae good you
Mil tuiuylhlv dai'lvji fmm tti.tm llul Vm tf..u.pl.
Our madufaetured by . J. Cheney & Co., To
ledo. 0.. contains no merourv. and Is taken Inter.
nany, acting a rectiy upon the blood and mn-
cous surfaces oi the system. In buying Hall's
Catarrh Cure be sure yon get thegenulne It
is taken Internally and made lu Toledo, Ohio,
by K;J. Cheney Co. Testimonials free.
ne.Hold by drng,lsu; price, 76 cents per
Das Bnamellna Stove Polish s no dost no smelt
Tbt GiBHau for breakfast
Tho American walked with the eldest
! i i c .
got no Shakespearin actors now anyhow. ZlTe MS cam on
That fellow Barrett was the best of 'era. 1 behln.d or' hke mosi English families,
lbat mug was Shakespearin. And he was
on the level that's what Barrett was. But
be s dead. He ain't in k no longer. And
now who can do Shakespeare? There's two
or three trying it, bot they're a lot of muck
ersa lot of first class guys. Those muga
make me sick. Understand t They make
me urea on tne dead they da' "
As to His Appearance.
"Can you describe the man you saw hang
ing auoui tne House the day before the rob
bery f" inquired the detective.
The Perkins Junction storekeeper, whose
piace oi Dusiness noa been broken into ana
robbed of a considerable quantity of plug
tooacco, canned tomatoes and dried peaches,
together with the entire contents of the
cosh drawer, amounting to $L56, reflected
a moment ana then asked:
"Do you know Bill Quinn? "
"I don't think I do."
"Lives down in the Wallick neighbor-
"I don't know him."
The merchant shifted his auid to the oth
er cheek, chewed thoughtfully awhile and
"Know SI Roberts?"
"Auctioneer. Hangs round Thompson's
a good deal.
"Never heard of him. But as to this man
you saw loafing about here before the rob
bery took place, I would like to have you
describe bim as well as you can."
Again the storekeeper reflected.
"Well," he said at last, "be looks some
like Bill Quinn and some like Si Roberta."
of disease feed on life,' and
are only overcome by the
making of sound, healthy
the Cream of Cod-liver Oil,
Is an easy, palatable fat food
that makes new tissue quick
ly and gives strength. 'Fhy
sieians, the world over, en
Don't be dscelfed ttf Substitutes!
rrcpared by Soott A Bowu, V. Y. All Oraggtstc
not ahead of tread made with .......
Every can is guaranteed pure.
iaraptires and people
Who have weak lungs or Asth
ma, should use Plso's Cure for
Consumption. It baa ewred
thoname'a. It has notlnlnr
Art one. It la nos bad to t ae.
t It la Uio beatoough srran,
1 ftntd everywhere. gSe
the girls were in the majority.
When they were all seated and the
guests managed to crowd into the little
church, the choir, composed of village
giris, sang in a very pleasing manner.
Before beginning the sermon the min
ister, a small man who spoke slowly,
"It is with extreme reluctance that 1
would call your attention to the fact
that it is necessary to realize a small
sum for the benefit of our choir who,
as you know have kindly volunteered
All the guests looked at one another.
for extra contributions for some pretext
naa Deen tne rule and not the exception
tor tne last three months.
"I know that you have already given
generously for various causes and 1
dislike to tax you all but our young
rnenas wnose voices have just now-
blended so harmoniously and pleasing
ly to the ear are perhaps entitled to
some slight recompense for their great
services in the past and their earnest
As the minister proceeded, getting
more and more monotonous, until it
seemed as though he would never reach
the conclusion of his request, the Ameri
can shifted uneasily and then, leaning
over, wmspered to the girl who had
asked for a little slang:
Uh, tell him to cut it short and pass
tne p later
The girl was nearly convulsed with
laughter, but, managing to control her
self, leaned over and said to the sister
sitting next to her:
Mr. says to tell him to cut it
short and pass the plate."
The remark went alonsr the line, and
when the five sisters had absorbed it
they were fairly shaking with suppressed
laughter. Then it was passed on to the
guests, and before the minister had con
cluded his dissertation every one in the
church was striving to suppress outward
indication of merriment by means of
handkerchiefs. But when the plate was
really circulated the eldest sister tittered
loudly and the five sisters followed, the
youngest whispering lightly:
"Uut him short and pass the plateP
The American was a lion for the rest
of the day, and the half a dozen girls all
vied with each other in 'showering at
tentions upon him, while the old gentle
man, their father, declared that Amer
ican slang was awfully funny, don't yon
Know. .New York Telegram.
Where Tortoise Sbell Comes From.
I have understood that the finest tor
toise shell comes from the Indian archi
pelago and is shipped from Sineanore.
and much of it is obtained on the Flor
ida coast. There are three rows of
plates on the back, called "blades" by
In the central row are five plates, and
in each of the others four plates, the
latter containing the best material. Be
sides these there are twenty-five small
plates around the edges of the shell,
known as "feet" or "noses." The big
gest turtle does not furnish more than
sixteen pounds of tortoise sbell. Form
erly the under shell was thrown away,
being considered worthless, but at pres
ent it is very highly valued for its deli
cacy of coloring. Nowadays a very
beautiful imitation of tortoise shsll is
made of cows' horns. Interview in
Clerk I can't live on $40 per month.
Employer I never insisted on Tour U.
The Girl With Rubber Boota.
Trlppingdown the sidewalk snowy.
Bravely wading through the Blush,
Modestly Iitr skirls uplifting.
Yet without the itliglitebt blush,
Ethel vremln her way, rvuarilleaa
Whii li may be the ensiect routes.
Slush to her hits lost its terror
Hie baa on her m liber boots.
See her coming to a erov-iiiK.
Where the other girls all stop.
Poising, tnrtl. d, on the uurbMone, ,
Making up their minds to hop.
On she strides, her kirt rjpraialnj
With both hands aa high as suits
Her convenience. She's not bothered
fche has on her rubber boots.
And thoee horrid men behind her
Sadly disappointed seem.
Ethel la so oweet and dainty.
Graceful a an artist's dream,
Bui when she starts o'er the erne 'ajj
Only one glance each man shoou)
Toward her-then bis eyes rove
Eht has on her rubhtr boots.
Both the method and results when
Sjrup of Figa is taken; it is pleasant
and refresbins to the taste, and actn
fen'Jy yet promptly on the Kidneys,
liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys
tem effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers aud cures habitual
constipation. SvruD of Fies ia the
only remedy of its kind ever pro
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared onlv from th most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it tho most
popular remedy known. ,
Syrup of Fies is for sale In KOn
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wishes to try it. Do not accept any
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Answered the Purpose.
Mrs. Parker I didu't see your friend,
Mrs. Jackson, at the reception.
Mrs. Barker She was too ill to go. But
I arranged with the reporters to specially
mention ner absence and give a full de
scription of what she bad Intended to wear.
Nat oral Profit.
Teacher Of what profit is natural his
Pupil Twenty cents.
Teacher Twenty cental How sof
Pupil Because you buy it at 80 cents
aid sell it to us at a dollar. Hallo.
That freqnently occurs with poor
Belting and Hose, but MoT with
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or Wallabont Steam and Water
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Ask your dealer lor these supe
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It U with Pleasure that 1 give vott the details
ot our little May's sick nous and her return to
health by the use of Uood'1 Satsapartllav tshe
was takuu down wun
Fever and a Bad Coueh.
Following this a sore came on her right side be
tween the two lower ribs. In a short time an
other broke on the left side, (tho would take
nells ol sore mouth aud when we had succeed
ed In overcoming this she would stiller with at
tacks of high fever and expel bloody looking
corruption. Her head was allucted and ma ter
nosed from ber enrs. Alter each attack she be.
came worse and all treatment failed to give her
relief until we began to use Hood's Uataaparllla.
A Iter she bad taken one-half bottle we con Id sea
that she was better. We con tinned until aha
had taken three bottles. Niw she looks like
Tho Bloom of Health
and Is fat as a pig. We feel rrsti-(ul, and ennnot
say too much in favor of Hmut's Sanmatllia."
Mas. A. at. ADna, Inmau, Tciineste,
Ocl'a Pill act easily, yet promptly and
Oloieutly, ou the Uver and bowels, o.
AsrsMrtor Vwt Cattsr,
a i rwnlw iBbwilwr if Itils ffmi. la smiIIIImm la a.
I mwim no. i, Miwi nai i,
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Bend for catalogue.
aafnntir nfewtttwr af thta mm apt .IiiIImimhI
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HUM ttllOl U I (hi. All l KM Htm -
rw Mn4tltiM of nMt
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W. L. DOTTCr.AA Si inna
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y uc-.i Taius lor tne mnnry
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Bladder. Crlnarv and Linr diuum n...
Orarei and Lilabelea are cured by
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Let os mall von our IllnatraUuf r'atAhum vhbh
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V. P. N. TJ. Vn. 641 -8. F. N. U. No. 618
In the days of William the Conqueror
it was more dangerous to kill a rabbit
than a man. A murderer could escape
witn payment or a fine; a rabbit slayer
was put to death.
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DYSPEPSIA IKD EEKER4L DEBILITY.
Kcv. A. H. Mevb, of Friar's point, Coahoma
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Rev. A. H. Mbvs.
Having sulfered for a
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and general debility,
and having tried sever
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