THE C0IID0I1 GLOBE.
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 1893.
NOTICE.
Th yearly anbiiertptiofi to the rii-oiip. Ik fl.BO,
Invariably in ndvame. No deviation from till
me,' 'ilia paper will lie Htopped at the end of
Stlmo for which It In paid wnle further or
,1 mid paid for A blue pencil murk aro'ind
r. ituin'u ifMiii-HMM iiiiii yinr Ktiusen puon 11,1ft
1s!lr'ii. and If von wish the tamer eontlnued voli
hould remit tin' amount u noon n jmihbI hit-.
CLOEOSmES.
The dance Wetlm-sildy- night wbb well
attended and greatly enjoyed by the par
ticipants. . ;
"' Mr. J,' H. I1U1 flu very elok the first
of the week hut la now improving, we
re glnd to state,
II. B. Hendricks has Just been appoint
ed noting public for the State of Oregon
by Goyornor Pennoyer,
A large 'number of ' warranty deeds,
mortgage and chattel mortgage blanks
At this office, for sale cheap.
John Cabler, of Klamath county is the
proud owner of a sow that hn bocouie
mother of a family of kittens.
Our new butcher, M. O. Clarke and
family have renU'd the Itorker house in
Condon and Is moving in this week..
The latest b, yonJ in Condon now is:
"Clark broke his cart." Of course our
outside readers will understand this.
Brick Balding has purchased the Procu
rer farm on Rock creek and will move
onto the new home with tils family soon,
Capt. Wilcox requests the members of
II Co. to fall in at 7 p. tn., sharp, Fat.
evening, Feb. 25, for business and drill,
E. A. May lias a largo quantity of as
fine-cured hum meat as can be found in
the country, for sale. Buy some before
It is all gone.
Billy Mack is under , the doctor's care
ratin this week. He seems to be getting
breaker gradually, and is becoming very
much emaciated, ';.
Bill Thurnagle arrived home last week
from bis visit to relatives in Kansas.
Ilia sister came out with him to keep
house for him awhile.
The Pennsylvania legislature has pass
ed a measure prohibiting the shooting of
any birds except on the wing. This will
be a picnic for the birds with the aver
age sportsman.
From State School Superintendent
McElroy'a annual report we learn there
are 111,780 persons In the state between
the ages of 4 and 20 years, being an in
crease of 6.6U8 over lost year.
Miss Louella Maddock has been visit
ing her friend, Miss Kate Groiner, on
Keys Fiat the past wi'k. We are glad
to announce that Miss (jreiner has about
recovered from her recent sick spell.
T, F. Barton cance down from his home
at Ellensburg last week to look after his
ebeep interests In this county. Tom has
bought property at Ellenabiirg and ex
pects to make that his permanent home.
Acyclorama of Pike's Peak, to cost
iO.000, will bo one of Colorado's exhib
its at the world's fair. The observer
Will stand on top of the peak, and all
about him will be its famous scenic en
virons. Mr. and Mrs. J. H. Downing have lieen
in Portland all week, selecting a spring
atock of goods for their store. They
stopped off at The Dalles to visit their
daughter, Miss Daisy, who is attending ,
school at that place. . j
Some people take cold, some take a
little syrup in fnt and others take any-
thing they enh y off. Mackey takes
pictures, and he 'dtHMj it in the highest
style of the art. If ou don't believe it,
go down to his gallery and see.
A poultry firm advertines: "Our bens
lay fresh eggs daily." The announce
ment will probably prove a relief to the
thrifty housewife who has hitherto had
to shake them, onjier daily evening
gathering to see whether or not they
were stale.
AI McConnell of Mayville was in town
Thursday. He says the prospects for
good crops in his section never looked,
more encouraging than at present, and
that a large acreage is sown than ever
before. Everybody expects a prosperous
season this year.
JoeTrevett, who has been running
Johnny Maddock's sheep on the shares ft
year or so, has turned them over again
to Mr. Maddock, who will probably at
tend to them himself for awhile. John
ny is a careful sheepman and has made
a success at t4ie busi news.
See the change in the harness shop ad.
Mr. Earhart, the new partner, is a
Steady, industrious young man, and
be and Gene will make a strong team to
gether. By careful management and
courteous treatment to customers, Gene
has worked up a large business. We
wish the new firm success.
There is no danger of hoop skirts com
ing into vogue again. The press is a
unit in the matter, and is already cari
caturing it in great shape! Any woman
ho should be so senseless as to wear
hkiopskirts would soon find it so tropical
that she would rejoice when out of them.
'f i ines- Mou n tai neor.
A Portland paper last week contained
the following: Who is the state sena
tor hailing from one of the bunchgrnss
counties who became so smitten with
the charms of a courtezan that he blew
in his salary for the forty days' session
on BpiirliffVjB wine during a one night
carousal? I'lifi-fce think lie won her by
Jijs profuse Jilrnlity ?"
EiiHtom Oregon has been favored by
the passage of two bills, one the eHtal
lish merit of a branch innane asylum, at
some place within three miles of a rail
road, and another apporpriuting $24,000
for a (State Normal school at Weston,
For all of which our people will be duly
thankful, ..,''.-
The appropriations made by' this Ic-g-iHlature
will rather startle the people
when the sum total is figured up. Many
worthy and neceeeary appropriations
have Itecn made, but with them have
crept in. appropriations for objects for
which the revenues of ther state should
not be held responsible. However, the
legislature is to a considerable extent a
game of give and take. Trades are made
and bills passed that would never bo
thought of if they depended on their own
merit. Eugene CJuard.
An exchange says that recently a
schoolma'ttin in a blackwoods district
was teaching a spelling class. When
the word "husband" was put, on the
blackboard none of the children could
pronounce it, and in order to help them
out, the teacher osked: "What would
I have if I should ; get married 7"
"Twins!" shouted a bright little boy;
and the vigorous brushing he received
immediately thereafter, caused the same
bright little boy to stand while taking
his meals for the uext two weeks. ,
The Pittsburg Dispatch claims that
there is no well substantiated proof that
the patriarchs lived to anything like the
flge accredited them, and that the nat
ural duration of human life, established
ages agoat seventy years, still maintains.
It is an interehting fac t, in this connec
tion, that by the death of ex-President
Hayes, at the age of 71, the average life
of our pesidents ninw the time of Wash
ington is almost exactly seventy years.
It Is a curious fact that the only ex-president
living is Mr.Cleveland, the president-elect.
We are pleased to see our citizens take
such active interest in lixging wells in
town and sinking the old ones deeper.
It has been thoroughly demonstrated
that abundance of good water can be
found anywhere in town, even on the
highest ground, by digging for it, to sup
ply a town many times the size of Con
don, Among those who have had new
wells dug here during the lust few
months, are John Maddock, J. H. Down
ing, (i. W. Kim-hart, Dan. Rinehart, T.
G. Johnson, Chas. Fix, J. II. Miller, Bil
ly Burr and Pat tikelly. Besides these,
the citizens have sunk "four large public
wells in different portions of the town.
While a big faro game was in progress
in a saloon at San Bernardino, Cal., Fri
day flight, two strangers entered End at
once took part In the game, but not in
the uiuial manner. The visitors wore
inanks, and, with drawn revolvers, order
ed all present to "throw up their hands,
and faco the wall." Their command
was promptly olieyed, and the robbers
took all the money in sight, about
tkK), saying to the players while so doing:
"Boys, we've played faro both ways,
and this is the only way to leat the
game." After securing the money, the
robliers escaped.
There w ill be a citizens' meeting in
the Armory Hall next Monday evening, j
27th, for the purpose of nominating can- i
didates for the .various city offices, the ;
election for w hich w ill be held March 6.
It is hoped that only those interested
the welfare of the town will be placed in
office. Those w ho have never identified
themselves with the town and have
proven that they have no inclination to
do so, have no rlghtto expect our eiti
xens to place the welfare of the town in
their hands to bo used for personal and
selfish interests. Only those who are in
sympathy w ith the general improvement
and upbuilding of the entire town should
to recognized for office. .
The following from the East Oregoniau
gives somo Idea how cold it was in some
parts of Washington during the late cold
snap: "Saturday, 11th inst., when the
stage from Port Columbia pulled into
Coulee City, the driver sat leaning
against the side of the seat holding the
reins in his hands. The horses walked
to the hotel door and stopped. The land
lord took out the bagirage and the stage
passed on to the stable. The hosalers
spoke to the driver but received no an
swer. Climbing on the seat they found
him frozen stiff' anil held to the arm of
the couch by a mass -of lee. The reins
were held in his frozen hands as in a vice
and hud to he cut in pieces. The horses'
mouths were torn by the freezing to the
Lit." ... " ,
Near Yankton, South Dakota, is the
most remarkable family on this conti
nentperhaps in the world. It consists
of n father, mother and 24 children, and
the mother of the brood is not yet t hirty
years old. She is a Norwegian woman
and her husband isa Hoosier, The chil
dren w ere born in triplets and the oldest
is under twelve years of age. All of them
are boys but three, one set of triplets be
ing all girls. They are a sturdy looking
lot of youngsters. The gentleman who
has started in to become the father of
his country is a well-to-do farmer who
is remarkably proud of his progeny.
He says if the good Lord continues to
smile upon South Dakota he may yet be
able to furnish Uncle Sam with a full
company of soldiers.
No Dispute on That Point,
"Women must consider it n dreadful
fate tote an old maid,'" mused Mr.Clhig-wat-er.
. ' -
- "They do, Jo," said Mrs. Chnawatcr,
"What terrible slicks they sometimes
marry to escape it,"
And Josiah rubbed his chin and eaid
nothing. Chicago Tribune.
Lone Rock Rumblings. '
Dr. Hogaii is in town,
Bev, Wise hits an appointment to
preach here next Sunday, ',
Dr. John Joseph Ilngnn, Jr., arrived
in our midst Monday 1.1st, and will per
manently reside with lis, Jlis acquain
tance up to date, however, is principally
among the Indies, and they all think he
is "just too cute for anything."
Some of the fair sex are beginning to
feel quite lidgf.ty about the "Arkansas
Traveler," who promised them faithfully
that he would return by this time or
sooner. In other words, "Ham" weems
to bo in great demand among, some of
our girls just now. ' ' . "
The initiatory step has been taken for
the erection of a church in this place,
about $1300 having already' been sub
scribed for the much-needed enterprise.
There is little doubt that before the mid
dle of the summer the people of Lone
Kock will have a neat, . commodious
church of their own.
There is a little snow on the high hills
yet, but it is gradually f disappearing. '
The ground is getting pretty well dried
out, and our farmers will soon lx turn
ing the dark rich loam over with an "Ol
iver Chilled" in each hand. Our people
have nevir been so certain of good crops
as they are ' t his spring, and we hope
they will not be disappointed. ,
Real estate transfers still continue.
M. O. Clarke has sold his town residence
to Ed Wineland. , This is one of the liest
locations and most comfortably-arranged
dwellings in the town. Win. Stahl has
sold his town property, consisting of
blacksmith bhop, dwelling house and
three lots to Andy Sprouls, who is at j
present slopping at the Oilman ranch, j equivocal Fabian success. Hardy.
He w ill move his family over in a short j -.
time. We have known Andy for a long! Man Compared With the Flea,
time, and as he is ft genuine rustler we! BurU.n tells us in "Anatomy of Mel
have no doubt that he will succeed in j urn-holy," part 3, section 3, that "com
the blacksmithiiig business here. Mr. ; parisons are odious," and when it comes
Stahl and wife will leave soon for the j to comparing a man to a flea it is not to
latler's old home in
they will reside.
Minnesota, where
CoWSiOY.
Thomas-Mclteeny Nuptials.-
The overland rlunday evening brought
Hon. J. A. Thomas and wife to the city
and they are the guests of Dr. Jo. C.
mitn, Mr. Thomas' brother-in-law. The
groom is a young business man formerly
from Jefferson, now of the First Nation-
pal bank at Arlington. His bride is Miss
Winna Mc-Iteeny, of Walla Walla, and
thev were married at Hotel Oilman
Portland, Sunday afternoon. Mr. Thomas
was a member of the 15th general -
sembly and will viait his parents at Jef -
ferson Wore departing on a journey to
Fort Worth, Texas, Wednesday evening, j
air. ami wr. iuBW.re,r..,H
hv hosts of friends at talem who iirei
making it very'pleasant for them. Sa
lem Journal. '
Running a Newspaper.
It is really a great deal of fun to run a
newspaper. The eves ef the whole com-
niunity are watching the editor; his ac
i tions, his business and his paper are crti
I cised to an extent almost incredible. If
j he happens to go from his town on busi
ness, he ts accused ot neglecting ins
business and riding nut his pass. If he
never goes away he is said to I too ciose
togoaway to learn anything for the ben
efit of the tow n, because he might lose a
nickel by doing so. if he work's all day
at bis office and spends his evenings at
his lxioks and getting "copy," he is call
ed distant, cold, and not in sympathy
w ith the public interests of the town, lie
cause be is never around, if he is hunt
ing locals and visiting with business
men, he is lazy, nhiftlesa and undeserv
ing of support, because he can never be
found at hia oiBce. If he misses an item,
the one interested in that particular item
says the paper never has anything m it.
If he has the courtesy to give the W. C.
T. U. or temperance people a small part
of his space, he is a temperance crank
and fanatic. If he thinks it is better for
the linancial welfare to license the liquor
tratlie instead of prohibiting it, he is Bn
odious whiskeyite.' In fact, some people
always have their long noses so Tar into
everybody else's business that they nev
er have time to attend to their own or
see tlieir own faults. -Exchange.. .
An Influx of Immigration.
Born Feb. 20,"181)3, at Lone Rock, to
Dr. aiid Mrs. J. J. ilogan, a son.
To the Wife of Jnhnnthan Boyer on
Heecher Flat, Feb. 14th, a daughter.
To the wife of Joscphns Martin on
Rock creek, Feb. 0th, a son.
Great Bargains.
Now is the time to get full value for
your stock. The undersigned dealers in
real estate will exchange city property,
farming lands and garden tracts in the
following places -v Victoria, Port Angels,
Blaine, Whatcom, Seattle, Ellenshurg,
Lake Chelan and last, but not least, Ar
lington.. I will exchange the above prop
erty for cattle, horses or sheep. For full
particulars call ou or address
L. M. Lacointe, Arlington, Or.,
117 At otV.ce of Dr. E. H. Grillin.
Free Send For One.
The Union Pacific have published a
very neat pictorial world's fair folder,
containing colored lithographs of the va
rious exposition buildings, birds-eye
view of the grounds, with a complete
map of the city, showing location of the
fair, hotels, railway depots, streetcar lines
and city parks. Copy of the map can
ho hnd by addressing V. II. linrlhurt,
Assistant tjeucrul Puageiigt-r Agent, Port
land, Oregon.
LOVELY WOMAN.
What the World of Letters Thinks of
Her Influence Ovtir Mankind.
The society of Indies is the school of
politeness. Moiintfnrt, '
Remember woman is most perfect
when moot womanly, iindnt'ii.
Earth has hothing more tender than a
pioua woman's heart. Luther.
All I am, or can be, 1 owe to my angel
mother. Ahraha'm 1 -ucoln.
Me that would have fine guests, !t him
hve.a fine wife. Ben Jonson.
:; Lovely woman, that causes our cares,
can every cure beguile. Berenford.
A woman's strength is most potent
when robed in gentleness. Lamartine.
No man can either live piously or die
righteous without a wjfe. Ricbter,
Disgilise our bondage as we will, 'tis
woman, woman rules us still. Moore.
Yes, woman's love is free from guile
and pure as bright A orora's ray. M'.rris.
Women need not look at those dear to
them to know their moods. Howelb;.
Even in the darkest hour of earthly
ill woman's fond affection glow-. Stand.
' Eternal joy and everlasting love there's
in you, woman, lovelv woman. Otwav.
i 1:1 tful U'(.t,.i.w.iL'Miinfi and a ur...rcf. 9 '
hostile properties. Bulwer Lytton.
Raptured man quits each dozing sage,
O woman ! for thy lovelier page. Moore.
Kindness in woman, not their beaute
ous looks shaH'win my love.'Shakespeare.
Every pretty woman should lie a flirt,
every clever woman a politician. Ouida.
Reverance every woman' opinion,
whether it Is; to you right or wrong.-Rice.
Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do
not meet my wife tliere.-Andrw Jackson.
Decision, however suicidal, has more
charm for a woman than the most
un-
1 denied that he told the truth. In this
case, how'evcr, it is the flea that should
sue for lilxd, for the comparison is one
of strength, and after it. has leen made
"there wil) be none found to take the
side of the man." Years ago someone
incidentally remarked that a man, were
his muscles and limba as well set for
jumping and springing as those of a flea
could etand on the dome of the Capitol
... tr...-k; 1 ....!.. .,.
would send him three and a half times
around tiie earth. Late entomological
x pt.riuient9 have ven n9 0pinions
Wliay MH0)W concerning the strength
of lhis obn01tj0U9 iittlo Hercules. To
w Virk,f RJuJ t0 the point: It has been
- t, t fl canVarry a weight 858
j tij,,eg tha that of his own body.
At this rate a man of theaverasre weight
of 154 pounds could shouldera "niongul"
locomotive of 00 tons and run across the
country from ;Sew Yock to San Francisco
in less than an hour and a half.
Mary's Lamb. . .
FRENCH.
La petite Marie had k june muttong,
. Zee wool was Miinchee as r.ts snow.
And everywhere la te!le Marie went,
La june muttong was sure to go.
CHINESE. ' .. '.
Wnn gal name I Moll had lamb,
11 Fleacee all samee w biteeauow,
Kvly place Moll gal walkee,
lia ba hopiiee long to.
DUTCH.
Dot Mary haf got ein leedle sehaf,
Mil hair shnst like some wool,
And all der blace dat gal did vent,
Dat echaf go like ein fool.
nuif.
Begorra, Mary had a little shapp, ,
And tlie wx)l was white entirely,
And whenever Mary would stir her
' etliumpa,
That young shape would follow her com
plateiv! Treasurer's Notice.
All countv warrants registered prior
j to July 1, 1SSV2, will be paid on present-
ation at my othce. Interest ceases on
and after this date.
Herbert Halstead,
County Treasurer.
Dated Oct. 14, 1832.
BUSINESS LOCALS.
Bookn of all limit. U W. Darling & Co.
Dishes and gliisjinure t t. W. Darling fc Co.'s,
'Genuine cider vinegar at IlalslenJ, Rlnchttrt &
Co.'s.
A lineor run-, fHhfifmi)l' pnpetorte, first -tlass.
L. V. . Durlhiij iv; i t., Coiulon.
Honsekwjw.rw, try suhkj of the Liquid Wsahlnf
Wuiiis. at f (rl'iiir'8. Condon.
Kino H'i
Olli'tl, at i.
.i On-con, fol.1l tor pocket use, 50c
, iiurllng A; Vo.'t. ;
All kinds of olooks t. Hahtead, Rinehart A '
Co.'a, ill prtees tu stilt tha times.
Vour bird would sinsr tHticr in a new enge.
Get .one from L. W, Imliug & (."o.
We are just limiting furehronic coughs to cure.
"S. IV for wile by L, W, Darling & Co.
Windows, doorsnmi all kinds of builders' hard
ware, at lluWtuad, Hineimrt & Co.'n, Condon.
Toilet simps In endU'sn variety, also the bent
lnuiidiy oup in the world. L . Uwrling i Co.
f The S. B. Cohl'Ii Cnro is Mmolv wrfwt Siwnd
,Vl with L. W. IMrllng, and you will be ready to
sing. -
Indies, try our "Rest for the Weary" ehoes, and
duller no man- willv sore or tired feet. Hulslead,
Kinehart A Co. ,
The (terraim-ATnerlean lusurance Co., of New
York, hiis estnblislied ui oifiee at Condon with L.
W. baiiii.g as ugi-nt.
Ask at I.. W. Darling A Oo.'b dnig store for the
S. U. Headache cure, and yon will be given the
tiest headuclie mvdieiue known.
The fieshest, jmrt-st and best Btork of prescrip
tion inedtriiieH in the country can t-e i'oiiiid at
the drtig tore of h. W. Durling it Co., Condon.
The fmnoos "Williams Itarber Har Shoving
Soap" t We lt in the world for the Toilet and
for shaving. Kor sale by L. VV. Darling & Co.
Ladies' shoes, host quality, reduced from $'2 to
cash: andjii boots rsi'.le.l to 15, win-i'iintert
to equal any Buckingham & Hecht. At J. H.
DoHiiing'n stoie.
V.'e ai-e aeenrs for Knapp, Bunell & Co.'s com
plele line of goods, eoititistliig of wagon, car
riage, hugs.'les, buckbonids, harness, gang, sul
keV Hint emmiimi plovvn, liiirrnw:,, soo.Ier, dviJU,
hde!s, m-lf-liludera, uioners. ivap -in, mkes itiul
all kinds of farming machinery. Descriptive
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GENERAL MERCHANDISE,
GROCERIES,
DRY:GOODS)
TOBACCOS,
HARD W A RE
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And Eveo'thing Else Usually Kept In a
First-class Mercantile Estabhsnment. '
BEST
bsf I FLOUR j V FLOCK
jj FLOUR jLiFLOrE
AT THE HIGHEST POSSIBLE PRICE.
CUSTOMERS . SLAUGHTERED I No goods slaughtered, for that
won't pay. Our motto is to get all we can for as little as possible and
charge war prices for everything. Come and 88? if we tell the troth;
don't take our word (or it, but price goods and see for yourselves.
J. H. DOWNING.
LIVE AND
IS OUR
"AN INCIDENTAL PROTECTIVE TARIFF
ff-FOR
We have the freshest and most complete line of prescrip
tion medicines in the country.
Our stock of druggists' notions and sundries include all
that the heart could wish for.
Our stock' of stationery, books, etc,; is the most complete
in Eastern Oregon. ,
Our stock of paints, oils, brushes, glass, etc., is complete
and of prime quality.
Our assortment of crockery, queensware, glassware, tin
ware, graniteware and lamps give entire satisfaction.
Assert
Beyond
THAT
The EarhufT organ the best in the world.
The Northwest Fire"& Marine Insurance Company.
The German-American Insurance Company.
The Schuttler wagon. ,
The Adriance binders, reapers and mowers; ; also Chas.
IT. Dodd & Co.s' entire line of agricultural ' implements.
We are
the Con
don Ag'ts
FOR
We are here to stay, and respectfully solicit
your patronage.
L. W.
Condon,
GondGii Hotel,
Condon, Oregon.
; MRS. S. A. MADDOCK,
PROFKIETKE88. : ' '
This Large New Hotel is the Most Comfortable and Best-Furnished
Hotel in Gilliam County.
First-class Accommodation and Low Rates.
The table it supplied with the best that the market afford h.
ALBERT
-WHOLESALE AND
F U R N I TU R B,
UNDERTAKERS GOODS, ETC.
Wallpaper and window shades a specialty.
I keep a complete stock of everything in my line, and am prepared to
pell at city prices. When you are at the county seat, give me a call.
OOMOf - LIVERY
South Main St.,
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Baled Hav. Choo, Oats. Barley
Also all kinds of second-hand
Sold in connection with my laundry
I and shoe shop. "
1 am aiso agent tor the Inmrting. Utan
j of Seattle, Wash. Your patronage
w((f;
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REVENUE ONLY,l
IS OUR POLITICS. -
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Oresron.
HENSHAW,
RETAIL DEALER IN-
-AflD. - FEED - STAEU
Condon, Oregon.
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and Mill Feed Bought and Si
clothing, boots and shoes bongh
in adjoining building at hay
t TnveptniP'it Ap
is r V"y solicited.