Beaverton times. (Beaverton, Or.) 191?-19??, December 21, 1917, Image 3

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    THE BEAVERTON TIMES
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er it be complete heating, ventilating; and plumbing instal
lation for a modern building or merely a pipe that Is
clogged, the service we render will please you while our
moderate charges leave the smile that won't come off,
Superior Service is Our Motto.
BEAVERTON PLUMBING-CO.
Elmer Stipe,
Monthly AUCTION Sales
in Beaverton.
Every farm and home and store has many used arti
cles of value which neighbors would buy if they but
knew where to find them. On the last Saturday of
each month an auction sale in Beaverton will bring
buyer and seller together. Watch for date and list
of articles of first sale next week, Full particulars
in the next issue of this paper,
Hany Collins, Auctioneer, Beaverton. Or.
Stipe's Garage
Chevrolet Sales and Service
REPAIRING ON ALL MAKES
OF MACHINES.
Tires Vulcanized.
ACETYLENE
Tires And
FORD
The Universal Car
f It is most important when
chanical attention that you place it in charge of the
authorized Ford dealer, because than you are sure of
having repairs and replacements made with genuine
Ford-made materials by men who know all about Ford
cars. So bring your Ford to us where satisfaction is
guaranteed. Prompt, efficient service at all times and
Ford cars if you wish to buy. On account ot car short
age place your order early to insure spring delivery.
Runabout $345; Touring Car $360; One-ton Truck
Chassis $600 all f. o. b. Detroit.
Otto Erickson
Beaverton and Hillsboro
Mr. and Mrs. Ceorge Newman part of the city have been denied
of West Beaverton hav just until quite recently. Mr. and
completed wiring injur home on Mrs. Newman now have a home
Ai;ntue )nd now have of which they are justly proud
'trie lights, afl added conven-and which is a credit to the corn
s' wljicJt ' residents of that munity in which they resist.
imruiH
Manager.
WELDING.
Accessories
your Fore? car requires me.
SULTAN IS FOND OF READING
Turkey Utittr for Warts at a Tim
Although the sultan of Turkey ii
reputed to be the lailest potentate In
Europe, he Is passionately food of
reading. For "weeks at a time he will
shut himself In his private mite, sur
rounded by literature of all kinds
classical works, novels, magazines and
newspapers. With the exception of
his personal attendants and ministers
of state, no one Is allowed In the im
perial sanctuary .during the sultan's
literary "flta."
But the sultan la at something of a
disadvantage, soys a British weekly,
because his knowledge of European
languages la limited,
In order to overcome the difficulty
he employs a translation office. Here
there are officials who speak all the
languages of Europe and the East
They read all the political and illus
trated newspapers of Importance, and
translate extracts from them for the
sultan. There are IB superior trans
lators, called dragoman secretaries. In
that office, and their pay Is from ten
to forty Turkish pounds monthly.
They do not limit their translations
to political publications; they trans
late novels and romances In all lan
guages for' the Sultan, and many
thousand volumes of their work have
found their way into the imperial lib
rary. They are all written on thick,
white, royal, octavo, gilt-edge paper,
and are fastened together with
green and red ribbons by the transla
tors themselves.
After circulating through the harem
they are preserved In the library. The
sultan's favorite reading is criminal
romances. He subscribes to all news
papers that contain reports of the
proceedings in the low courts, and
there Is no famous writer of stories
of crime In nny language whose works
have not been translated for him.
HOW TO USE COAL PROPERLY
House Should Not Be Aewed to Be
come 8o Warm That Doors and
Windows Art Opened.
If you want to save coal never al
low the house to get so hot that you
have to throw open the windows and
doors. Thermostats are cheap these
days. They automatically alow down
the Are when the temperature is ris
ing to the uncomfortable point
To get the most out of the heat In
coal, the bouse air should be changed
once an hour. Arrangements for sucb
a change Bhould have been made when
the house was built. But If that was
overlooked when the bouse waB built
you can get the change of air in sev
eral ways, says a writer In the Ameri
can Magasine. I do not believe in get
ting this result by having loose win
dows, as we used to do on the farm.
I prefer tight windows, carefully
weather-stripped. If that has not been
arranged for, or If the cost Is too
great, I find that storm windows are
relatively cheap. Then, air slots which
let In air when you want It are good.
An Actor's Wish.
George Ade, on his return from a
visit to Camp Mills at Mlheola, brought
a story back home, says the Indianapo
lis News. While In New York city Mr.
Arte dropped in at the Lambs club,
where a lot of actors past war age
were sitting around talking about the
trenches. Everybody was anxious to
flght, but all said they were too old.
One of the company said he regretted
greatly that be was not eligible, but
he hoped tliut he might do his bit In
some way on this side. He said: "I
would even be willing to go to France
on the next transport If I could get"
the kind of war job I have In mind."
"What's that?" asked another actor.
"Weil," replied the would-be warrior,
"I should like to go to the front as the
chauffeur for a general with a yellow
streak."
Frlenda In Need.
Gov. Thomas E. Campbell, In an
argument in favor of an excess profit
tax, said In Phoenix :
"These fellows are great friends
of the government, but when It comes
to being taxed, why, then then
they're like Murphy,
. " 'Cheer up, man I' said Murphy to
Dooley. 'Yes look as if yes didn't
have a friend in the whole wurrld.'
" 'Of haven't, nayther,' Dooley
groaned.
" 'G'wan !' cried Murphy heartily.
'If It ain't money yen want to borry.
O'm as good a triad as ever yes had.' "
BulletProof Tlrts.
Experiments made at the North
western Military and Naval academy
apparently show that our best pneu
matic automobile tires are fairly im
mune from injury from rifle bullets,
and It would be Interesting to know
how much trouble has been experi
ence from ' this cnuse on the Euro
pean front, says the Scientific Ameri
can. It Is probable, however, that thlB
is the least of the causes of trouble,
and - that punctures resulting from
running over rough ground, and the
debris of battle wrecked villages arc
far more serious.
81xty Miles an Hour Climbing Speed.
A modern airplane weighing as much
as a small touring car without any
passengers can climb at the rate of 60
miles an hour. The aviator would say
that bis machine's rate of ascension Is
1.300 feet a minute. Such au airplane
would have an engine of a bruke horse
power of 180. The airplane climbing
ut 60 miles an hour ascends a gradient
of 1 in 8 to 1 in 4. Popular Science
Monthly.
Subscribe for The Beaverton Times
POET AVIATOR WOUNDED.
Qefcrtele Anin.fre Hit White
Flyinf Over Austrian Lint,
m "MiBHif"""""!1 " 1 "I'.Tiiii'j"! vaasasn
According to his own story. Captain
Gabrieie d'Annunzio, the Italian poet
and playwright, during the battle of
Aug. 19 flew over the Austrian troops
and bombed them from a height of only
260 feet. His alrploue was hit repeat
edly and on returning to the shod was
found to be pierced) with 12T boles. The
poet himself wbb slightly wounded in
the left arm.
STOLEN TREASURES OF ART
Germany Will Hold Raro Collections
Taken From France and Belgium
Unless Peace Terms Interfere.
Will one of the pence conditions In
volve a return to Belgian and French
art treasures removed by .the Ger
mans since 1914 from the occupied
territories? ask the Newr York Eve
ning Post
Until the present war's outbreak,
everyone has supposed the custom of
nations changed since Napoleon's
time, so that it would no longer he
possible for a conqueror to fill his mu
seums' with plunder. That supposi
tion, like bo many others, seems to
have been given the He by the kaiser,
whose agents are said to have emp
tied the . Antwerp and Rru-wls mu
seums for the benefit of Berlin. Even
the emperor's grandfather, in the war
of 1870, took prnctlcnlly no toll of
Purls art treasures.
Malice has ascribed this moderation
to the lack. In that Spartan genera
tion, of appreclntiim for art, which led
those earlier Invaders to confine their
activities, for the most part, to or
molu clocks and stiver services. The
modern Prussian, however, from the
crown prince down, has become a
dllettonte, an art connoisseur. Hence
the very thought nf cleanup made of
art objects. Berlin, willy nllly, Is to
be mode a world nrt center. If tour
Ists prefer Pnrls because of its great
er nutural chnrni. Ihey will, In any
event, be forced to visit the Prussian
cupltal In order to see Kubens "De
scent From the Cross."
A monopoly of the world's potash
supply, and a collection of stolen art,
Is to keep the world at Germany's
mercy unless the terms of ponce pro
vide otherwise.
This Tough Old World.
"No'w, Willie, we the nice cuke 1
have nitide for your birthday."
"Cun I eut It ull myself?"
"Why, of course not. You would br
sick."
"That's just the way with you, mam
ma. Whenever you do give lue any
pleasure', you always tie u string to It."
GETS GEN. WOOD'S PLACE.
Major Gantral Duval Astumtt
Command In tht South,
Major General W. P. Duva! has as
sumed command of tba southeastern
department, succeeding Major Genera)
Leonard Wood, recently transferred to
Fort Riley, Kan. Tho headquarters
are at Charleston. B. Q., and tho de
partment includes the camp at Spar
tanburg, B. O.
pr.. y
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WONDER WORDS OF RUSSIANS
Favorite Hires That Moan Haft,
msa and Foam for Which Thoy
"I an going to try to teach my read
ers six Russian words," wrltea William
G. Shepherd In Everybody's. "The first
lstavarlsh. It means comrade.' There
used to bo a law In Russia against
using It I The French In their revolu
tion, meant about the same thing when
they said Yttoyen.' It Is a word you
hear a thousand times a day, every
where, "Mir bea annexl e contributsl.'
These are the other ve words. You
hear them as we In the United States
hear our latest slang phrases. The
Russians use them as we once used
the phrase, 'sixteen to one,' or 'safety
first.' They mean no annexations and
no contributions.' Every Russian lost
in his happy wonderland, full of the
new Joy of life, means, when he uses
these words, to any', This world Is t
more beautiful place than I hud ever
thought. Let us all be brothers and
help each other to enjoy It, instead
of flshting to mnke slaves of ench
other and to drive the beauty and hap
piness out of life.'
"There Is something infinitely pa
thetic In their feces when you say to
a Russian, 'Yes. Your idea Is fine.
But 'what of the Gernmusl'
"In vain the Russians have stood
their" front and cried to the Germans.
All the rest of the world Is listening,
except tho Germans, to that Russian
call to happiness and pence:
"Tnvnrlsh! Mir hei nnnexi con
trlbotxl 1'" .
BEAR GOT ALL CAMP'S HAMS
Bruin, Later Captured In Trap, Pro
vided Juicy Steak and Ptlt
Brought Good Price.
With hams at present prices even a
rich corporation like the Great North
ern Paper company cannot afford to
feed bears on that sort of fodder, and
so It was a distinct relief to the boss
of the compuny's camp on Elm stream,
nine miles from Snehoomook Falls,
when the camp timekeeper, Raymond
Dyer of Bangor, acted, a Bangor cor
respondent of the New York World
writes.
In the camp on Elm stream was a
barrel of smoked hams. One morn
ing the barrel was full. A week later
the barrel was ha miens, the cook found.
Tracks of a young bear were around
the building.
Dyer set a trap. One morning at
three o'clock the crow were aroused by
a tremendous grunting and thrashing.
The ham thief was In the trap, fat:
furry and furious, securely pinched by
his right forepuw. A logger smushiHl
the bear's skull with an ax. The men
ate Bome of the bear meat and Dyer
got the skin, which he sold for a good
price In Bangor, and also collected the
state bounty, $5.
Nerve of a "Rookie."
During some recent maneuvers, says
the Rehohoih Sunday Herald, a raw
recruit had been told (iff as orderly.
On reaching the marquee where the
officer was he poked Ids head in and
bluntly Inquired :
"Huve ye anything for me to do.
mister?"
Disgustedly lnylng down his clgur,
the ollicer exclaimed:
"Why the deuce don't you Introdnci'
yourself In it proper manner) Sit
down," he added, "mid I will show you
how to report yourself."
The "rookie" seuted himself and the
officer, proceeding to the entrance,
walked briskly Into the tent, saluted
and 8ii Id :
"Orderly for the day, sir. Have you
any orders for me?"
- The recruit calmly picked up the din
carded cigar from the table and, he
tween puffs tucoiilcnlly replied :
"No, there's very little doing todnj
You cun hoof it I"
Horses Loyal to Cavalry.
Displaying almost human Instinct
one hundred horses turned over to ilu
remount stutlon by the First Now
York cavalry when that organization
was transferred Into muchine-gui
companies, demonstrated their dlwip
proval of the reorganization by shun
pedlng, relates the Brooklyn Eagle, The
horses paid no attention to the mili
tary discipline, but broke down the
barricade of the remount station and
galloped over to the picket line of the
First cuvulry, their old rendezvous.
Many of the horses took positions In
front of the tents of officers and sol
diers who have ridden them for years
An alarm was spread aod the cavalry
men were compelled to cornil their
former dumb associates and drlvi
them back to the remount station.
Burroe Carry Copper Ore, '
The wood-cnrrylng burro, pasiln;
through the plnzn, to the delight o
tourists and artists alike, for decads
and centuries, now has a rival. It b
the burro laden with copper ore. A
caravun of these burros, carrying iiujji
sacks filled with lfSO pounds of 19 pn
cent copper ore, arrived In the city
few days ago, aays the Santa Fe New
Mexican, traveling ull the way from
the Laboniu Copper company's uilne
12 miles east of the Dulton canyon
They came down the Santa Fo canyon
In good time, uutl curried the ore to
the depot where It wus shipped.
Makeshift.
"Those old timers used to foscrilx
their historic records on rocks wlih n
chisel."
"Yes," replied the yuung man noted
for sudden outbursts of wisdom; "1
suppose the ancients hud their trou
bles about white puper shortage the
same as we bn
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ford a maa tht mean at creating valaaele estate ta
stantarMowly.. It It for thli reason one of the world's
most beneficial business institutions., Everyone win hat
dependenta should satroalte
The above la paragraph from a letter written by
Mark A. Fullerton, Judge of the Supreme Court of the
State of Washington. Did you ever atop to think of life
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policy.
Let us explain the various kinds of policies which we
can offer to you through- the
WESTERN UNION LIFE
Stroud
; Rati Estate Louis, Lift
SAYS CANNERS WERE BUST
rldtnt Peck of National Food Com-
mlealen AMirto Amtnean woman
Do Not Wan. Food.
Oharlea Idthron Pork, nroaldant of
tho National Emergency Kood coramla
ttnn, aalil l n dinner In Wnahlngton
that the women of Ainerlro have
canned BOO.000,000 Jar of fruit and
Tegetahlea.
"They who charge the American
woman of today with food waate," he
aald, "are ni Ignorant aa the huckster
waa,"
A hnclmter anld to Ilia mate!
"Oee, Dill, you look down In tho
mouth I
" 'Ain't I got came to look down in
tho mouth?' aald Bill. 'Rverythlng'a
gone wrong wllh me lately. Flrat. an
autnmohlle runs Into and kllla my
hoaa. Naturally, I try to comfort roy
aelf with a few heera, and get pinched
for drunk and dlaorderly. They glra
mo t week, and when 1 get buck home
I And my wife's gone off to her moth,
or'a with perltnnltla.'
"'Whotr aald tho other huekater.
'What? That Dago Ice creuro Juggler
down Middle alley! I'oor old Bill I'"
Mere Fsme for Stuttgart
Stuttfiiirt, which French aviators
bombed recently, la the original home
of the aircraft engine. It was In Stutt
gart that Daimler evolved the Inter
mil combustion engine which a french
man, with an eye to utility, quickly
turned to account In the first practical
motor car, says, the Christian Helenee
Monitor. Here, too, Count K-ppelln
evolved his monster nlrshlps, making
use of the knowledge which trluls an-l
eiperlments In the big Daimler works
had served to bring to light. Facts
such as these seem more pertinent at
these times thrin the oilier reasons for
Stuttgart's fame. Bho Una. ns every
one knows, a famous music academy,
and her reputation for music is cer
tainly far older than that which she
hue acquired by her machinery; also,
it Is unspoiled by anything of the na
ture which hue made the very word
Zeppelin a byword In civilised coun
tries.. HARVEY a STARKWEATHER
who will leek the Democratic aomiiMlwii
lor Governor.
0
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INSURANCE COMPANY.
& Tucker
and Fir Inumnc. Rental?
The thrifty savino- of mnnev
is commendable, but remember
that the savins? of food stanl la
the primary object of the Food
Administration, u corn bread
costs a little more than wheat
bread In the Northwest, eat it
once in a while anyway, and re
gard the extra cost aa your war
taxi
Every cellar of vegetables is a
trench of food preparedness.
Monoy The lint liitntiil
"When war comes to a nation,
the first essential is money. We
must keep our soldiers and sailors
armed and equipped with the base
that money can buy and American
skill devise. We must constantly
provide them with necessary
clothing and food: we must na
.their wages ; we must, aa a humane
n..u ju ijmuuii, auppon weir ae-'
pendent families while they are
risking and giving their very Uvea
for us; we must supply them with
a reasonable amount of life insur
ance, ,
"The first duty of the nation to
ita gallant sons who go forth to
die upon the field of battle to pro
tect your lives, your property, and
your honor is that it shall restitute
to them what it destroys when it
drafts them into the service of
their country or when they volun
teer to go into the service of their
country.
"When the Government reaches
out its hand and takes the young
man who is earning $1200, (1500,
$2400, $5000 a year, more or less,
it not only says, 'You must put
your life in the balance and give
it, if need be,' but it conscripts
that man's income and earning
power down to $91)8 a year, be
cause that ia all it pays to a sol
dier. "The nation also destroys the
insurability of that man. He finds
instantly that no matter how
healthy his aiuews, nor how strong
his heart, no matter how good a
risk he would be In peace time, he
can get no inshranoe. With hU
earning power reduced, he is st
the same tme unable to make any
sort of insurance provision lot
those dependent upon him.
"Is it asking too much of th
generous, jest and humane people
of America to restitute also ths
insurability of that soldier, to give
him the opportunity of buying in
surance from his own Government
at reasonable rates, so that he may
make the , last loving provision
that every man should make for
his family if he has to face
death f From speech of Secre
tary McAdoo at the Americas,
Bankers' Association. ,
to readers cf
The Tears