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SX?3S
Bairn, Im
" . F. M. CMNKHITK
' PORTLAND V.M.CA.
Act&ssbib School
-Oaaralleii at Aotoeubllee. Hull SetaM b
v,. MnMn mi
awaaysane,
UeaeenmeedhmlToereqarat Xav.
AaSraea Tee Mam Y.H.CA.
Up To Date. V
Bister Busy's showing shoes of (Hok
um, ' '
Booh klU in showing aboes our Bit
ter Busy shOWB; '
She shakea tile slippers and ths slop
py sneakers;
So abort the skirts that Busy alio
. shows. ,. ... ,
ftteeHmps on skirts and scatters cssh
oa footwear; ...
Bhe eaves her buttoni; slyly aawa
them oa;
Bha shyly aeei the bootblack on the
corner,
. Anri than aha wnmitwe wham W
J dimes have gone.
Shoemakers owe a lot to Slater Susy;
And other girfa ot taahloni that
amuse;
Bonwtlmea. I wlih that Ilka the auto
L dealers, .
They'd make a specialty ot ikldleaa
. ahoea! jr -
f a Brooklyn Eagle.
Irrigation Systems
. Pipe, Flume,' Pumps, Gates, Weirs, :
' Tanka, Troughs, Silos. We spe
cialiaeon Irrigation and Drainage
Work: A. L. GAGE Sl SON
MS Spalding BHg.
Pestleed, Ore,
' A Dog'a Life.
"He lead! a regular dog'a life,"
alghed portly Mrs. Wright at aha
fondled her pet Pomeranian'a sliver
oollar. .
"What ot It," snapped her friend,
who hated dogs. "Some dogs get bet
ter treatment from women than their
husbands do." New York World.
A Mint to Chaae Hlnieelf.
SappielBb Am I walking too taut
tor you, HIM Ethel?
Miss Bright Oh, no; you may run
If'you like. Boston Transcript .
But There'a a Reaeon.
"1 don't know why the men grumble.
This aoup Is really excellent."
"They won't grumble, sir, it tbe
etmk would admit it to be soup. JHe
insists that it is ooffee." Bystander.
WIDOW'S PENSION
ana CIVIL WAR essssi
' Kew lew sieve title when married prior to
Jam 7, 1805. Remarried widowa esaln a
' widow alao benefited. Write for blanka. Ark
about Conrederatejejrrlon. Baiaatea Wit ,
em.WeaJaston.D.C. Eatabllabed lBftS.
-- Double Proof. ;
A tramp knocked at a farmer's door
and called tor something to eat.
"Are you a Christian?" asked the
good-hearted country man.
"Can't you tell?" answered the man.
"Look at the holes worn in the kneea
ot my panta. ' What do they prove?"
The farmer's wife promptly brought
out the food, and the tramp turned to
go.
"Weill Well!" asked the, farmer,
"What made those holes in the back
of your pants?" 1 1,1
"Baoksllding," replied the tramp at
he hurried on. Christian Herald.
CESS O STffiCCm
SCHOOL
Oar sradoatei are oeenprlne enviable peel-.
tame. Tteteachlnffpioeeeaiadifferfntfroaa
nlloery buciiwaachcob. Tbmunrh, Pnwti
eel. Individual. SCHOOL TOR BUSH ONLY.
tddreee The ReeUtrer. Y . M C A.. Partleed,
ftraaon. and set detailed information.
Exhausted.
"81 Hubbard told me that he got a
heap ot work out of you when you waa
workin' tor Wm," said the farmer.
"Weil, I allow he did," said tbe
hind mam.
"Tea. Fact la, I guess he lat about
got It all." Boston Transcript,
' Many Like Him. ' '
:. Hewitt He's a pessimist, all right
Jewett I should aay so, he could
aae the dark aide to a Uoudl New
York Times.. -
Write about yoar waata in this line te
FINKE BS03.,
IN Madison St. ti, ' Portland, Ore.
3 AejeLS I
P, N. U.
No. 44, 181
... Sen, ..J C.- .
trntvarstty ot Orssjen. fcejej. Ai
Intellectual stumlua tkat state i
veaaiif obsssvqn ao tar new feM eo
ooaatad tor apeeera to hare oeeae to
Oregon taia ML Hare m a tow at
tho raiaifeartattera of k:
Nearty MM fMwoaa kave aspaared
for ntraralty axteaatoa claseaei la
Portland. KaaUenoe eniwllmwat la
liberal arts at ageaw will be nearly
l.ioo for the year, atealatrarian tntae
CTorrespoDdeaoeHitady dapartraaat la
lit Attendance at the snameraoa
was iU. Other deurtmcnu sl
almllar growth. Tot eiample, 4,471
teachers ot Oregon have this' year'
a one tneir reading circle work with
the nnlTerelty:
Tie Portland lnoreaaa Is abtnt Tt
per oast: liberal arte mtdanoa
crease la about li par east; the eor-reapondenoa-stndy
increaae la It per
oent; the eommer achool lncreaae was
TO per cent This growth kaa cone
in a period when Increases were not
to be expected.
When a member ot the extension
faculty mad a trip on institute work,
to Harney county thla month, a ma
jority ot the teachers ware tonnd to
ne interested in correaponaenoe ataay.
The attendance totala tor all Oregon
rnstltutloni ot higher educattoa give
thla atata a bias plaoe la nerovntajra
of population that goes beyoM the
State Engineers Tackle Water
Survey of Hood River Valley
Hood River. Khea Luper, engineer
tor the state water board, assisUd by
Fred Coshow and Malcolm Button, has
begun the fonr months' tank ot mak-
ing a survey of the enure area ot the
Hood River valley tinder the ditches
of Irrigation systems or that may be
irrigated. . During the next week H.-K.
Donnelly, another engineer of the wa
ter board, accompanied by R. C. Ingar
ham, wilr arrive here to assist in the
task. George T. Cochran, of La
Grande, eastern Oregon water super
intendent, was here Saturday to in
spect the initial work of the engineer.
The work of the water board aaa
been undertaken here for the purpose
ot adjudicating the water rlghta of
the entire Hood River watershed. The
task waa initiated recently, when the
supreme court, remanding a neoiaioo
ot Circuit Jndga Bradahaw In the case
of the Oregon Lumber company vs.
the Bast Fork Irrigation District re
ferred the caae to tbe water board.
Shooting Start Promised.
University of Oregon, Sugene Two
aaparate annual displays of ahootlng
stars will be visible throughout Ore-'
gon November U and 14, according to
a. H. HcAlister, professor ot astron
omy and mechanlca In the state unl
versity. The display due on Novem
ber 15 may be seen in the early morn
ing hours; that of November 24 Is due
In the early evening. The earth at
these times will be cutting through
the orbit of tbe swarm ot meteors
from which tbe stars oome.
Dianlay ot the aurora borealla win
be visible In Oregon next winter, tor
the tint time in 11 years, Mr. McAlla
ter aayi. Northern lights are dim In
this latitude ot the weet except jrhen
the aun spots have reached their max
imum number, which occurs only once
in 11 years. A connection between
the aun apots and the aurora borealls
is believed by many scientists to exist
' Bridge Does Big Business.
Salem. Traffic flrures compiled un
der the direction of the state highway
department show that in 80 days end
ing at 6:80 A. M. October 10, (1,001
automobiles, 18,868 motorcycles, bicy
cles and pedestrians, 10,897 horse
drawn vehicles, and 129 head ot stock
crossed the bridge over the Willam
ette river at Salem. The dally aver
age of traffic over tbe bridge was:
700 automobiles. 4(2 motorcycles, bi
cycles and pedestrians, 841 horse-
drawn vehicles, and si neau oi atocx.
The maximum of tratflo occurred on
Portland day during the recent atata
fair, when 1570 automobiles crossed
tbe bridge. .
Prunee H0 a Hundred.
Roseburg. The highest price paid
for prunes In Douglas county this sea
son was record fid here Wednesday,
when Rush Clark, a Millwood rancher,
sold his entire crop at 10.40 per hun
dred pounds, orchard run. Mr. Clark
had about 10,000 pounds ot prunes.
Practically all ot the prunes grown
in Douglas county have been sold and
the local packing plants are working
to their full capacity. Thla year's
crop is said to be the heaviest In the
history of the county.
- Radio tatlen Under Way.
Marshtleld. The ITnlted States ra
dio station being constructed at Bngle-
wood, a anburb or jtarenneid, la about
one-tnlre tinuneo. The puing lor tne
residences has been driven and tbe
grading at the site la one-half com
pleted. A bill la being cut away to
make tbe till rcouired for the grounds
surrounding the station. A large per
centage of tne lumber naa been ae
livered and the buildings now are un
der ay.. . ..
' WOO Cars are Lacking.
Salem. All teoorda for car shortage
on the Portland division of the South
ern Pacific company's Unas were bro
ken when reports to the Oregon Pub
lic Service commission showed the
company 1000 cars short ot its orders.
The company reported that It had re
ceived orders for 2225 ears, and tkat
826 cars were available. A total of 71
empty freight cars were reported to
have arrived at Ashland In 24 hours.
. v - - - -4' la.. -
1:2 r::i:::i im!:;:
i::3TElTEi!3
Stcpqcb .Pltters
fTIr-e.rTr.eJfi ea .. rtweM
The genuine hax Private
&taLmp ovar the. neck of
Bottle. InxUt on having It
' Proarseelve Hevoa. ""
A militia captain whose company
waa about to march against an Invad
ing enemy thus depicted tbe awful
oonseauences of the foe's ascoesa:
'Gentlemen, they will lay yoar towns
in waata, murder your wtvea and chil
dren and poll down your fences."
Boston Transcript
Had Territla Pains
in Kidneys and Back.
Bur Jfr. Editor I want to writs von
about "Anuria." I waa very sick, could
hardly be up; I was in bed moat ol the
time.. Had terrible pains In my kidneys
and back, ao mnch so that I bad to
i cream sometimes when I was sitting
down and wanted to get op, the pain
waa so great I had tried a well-known
kidney medicine but it didn't help me.
I heard of Dr. Pierce's Annrio Tablet
so I thought I would try tbom. I took
only one box of the Tablets, and my
back is now free from pain and I can
work and take care of my family. I
feel I cannot any enough for this medl
elna, j . Sincerely, Mss. Wk. Killer.
SoTIt This 'Annrio' Is adaoterl
espeeialiy for kidney complaints and
diseaaes arising from disorders of the
kidneys and bladder, such ai backache,
weak back, rheumatism, dropsy, oon
gestron of the kidneys, hrasmmaiion
of the bladder. ' acsldinr urine and
urinary troubles. The phyeiolans and
specialists at Dr. Pierce's great Institu
tion, at Buffalo, N. Y., have thoroughly
tested this prescription and have been
with one accord suooesafol in eradicat
ing these troubles, and In most eases
absrAnteilv flnrtna- the rliamjaarl kirinnvn.
Patient having once used "Anurio1
as irr.j jroroe'B invauos' nooi, nave re
peatedly sent back for more. Such a
femaad baa bean created that Dr. Pierce
bee tleuMedto prjt-MAuuiicM m trje drag
aeons oi hub country, m a reaay-to-ute
form. I It not obtainablemnd one dune
by mall to Dr. Pierce for trial package
oi av ecus tat ran
Dr. Plerea'a Golden Medical Duawmr
Is a blood cleanser and alterative that
starts theUver and stomach into vigorous
actionl It tuns assists the body to make
rich, red blood, which feeds the heart,
nerves, brain and organs ot the body.
Yon feel clean, strong and strenuous.
- A Wish. '
'I wish success were a woman."
Whyr
'Then everybody would know Its se
cret. "--Detroit Free Press. .
' 1 ' A Home Strike. 1
Biggs People are striking every
where.
D1m Goah. ves.l My wife has
Just struck me tor a new fall outfit
Boston Transcript
: ' Just The Thing. v '
"You'll like this refrigerator, sir."
-Why sor
"It has a secret drawer for a Dint
bottle,' Louisville Courier-Journal. .
WIFE TOO ILL
TO WORK
IN BED MOST OF TIME
Her Health Restored byLydia
E. PinkhamV Vegetable
Compound.
Truti.nennlla Indiana. " laV health
waa bo poor and my constitution so ran
down tost i coma
not work. I was
thin, pale and weak,
weighed but 109
pounds and wss in
bed most ot tbe
time. I began tak
ing Lydia E. Pink
hem's Vegetable
Compound and five
months later I
weighed 188 pounds.
I An ell aha house
work and washing for eleven and I can
truthfully aay Lydia E. Plnkhsm's Veg-
l , - r-n J ku haAai a, amdaaaid
. atama m.ir)wwew , - - m
to pie foci wocOd have bean is my grave
today oat lor iu a wvwu "
rr. so suffering aa I was to try your valu-
.ut. At, Kn. Wat. GaHEK. 832
S. Addison Street, Manapolls, Indiana.
There Is hardly nelgnoornooa man
. . 1 ui. ernmail has not
foond health by using this good old-
fashioned root and nern remeuy.
li taere la anything about which y
ia in,- huJJ mAvifM write fan the
Iiydia & Plakkass Medicine Co, Lyon,
Tieati-
aa. t : rfl
en, .ei; red We, V 4, h.
O-ea-lio. t Wt tsH. ma i
i- t no. I feet, oa,
. Pntsstnj, IU.! ir'
, ,f !.! SKrMtS, M.U: ,
; waoia . TJ; araW st.
Mm1': ' i tancee: iVavn, kSMar1
tna; a-orts, M par ton; rotted bariay,
aeaeed. ,
Coem-rWbola, ttUW per ton; erapk
td, T par test; ! . T
Hay rruSaeeis' pHeeei Thavaay,
eaatam Oncrsv t'leil per Uo;
ttmoUy, valley. Usll per ton- alfal
fa, 114.60018.10; wheat hay, lU)e
14.M; oataad vatck, ItlOlIM; ohitt
111; elofwr, flO. j
BnttarCubee, eatraa. UH ad.
Jokotng pttcee: Prints, extras, If V
Oole; buttertat No. 1, !7o; No. I,
sac Portland. - - ' "
Bags-rOramn ranch, current re
eaLpta, llMOats per dosea; Orafoa
ranca, candled, 40O42i'
Poultry Hens, 140 t'
1(010 par poind; tu ... . llvu. ; r
No; dooks, 11017Uo; R.t. ioti.
Veal ranoy, 10H(H'-' I'er pound.
Pork Fancy, 1101 lir l-oi-.id.
VereUblee Artlcht . liclrflt-ir
-doaen, tomatoes, 104. ' i-rd1.
oabbage, gLMOl-nl I KO'Kl'ud; vi.
pars, (070 per pou f,:i-ii;ut. tv ;:.p
o par poabd; letti'.-o. tU; me
abers, M9TM per W coUu-.v, tnzt
Too per dosen; corn, U- iHOn por doz
en; pumpkins, lo pir "n.nu; i.is.'.h
lo per pound.
PotatoesOregon bt!ii;. priep. J!
Ol.K per hundred, cuiury uou'uii
sweets, tlOl.se f H.mdr.t. 1
onloas Oregon I j.'i,-,t yuc, Ji.m ;
per sack, conntry -i-ts
Green traits Ap ii, new, 1tit
per box;- peaches, W$tt i"-r toe;!
paara, 7(cOll.(0; paws, T5r,i:
oasanaa, ivtc; crtaiwmes, a-.y.iot
per barrel. !
Hope 1116 crop. ll i'lSc por jvmiJ.j
. Hides Baited 4ds, Wo; t.-.'tda.
stags, l4o; green .1"! salted Mp. ivnj
greeo, and salted t-)s akiiis. JSni i.tcicb I
bides, lto; grs :- .s, lit,
hldea, SOo: dry tlf aia.ui. J:; Ayi
aalt bides, t(o,"r- b.trae) hiJi, ':r.
to 11.(0.
. Pslta Dry Issj-v-..)! prlia, ivy
dry short-wooled Mel , i7c,- i- y ehew-
lings, 10O2(o as .-it. suited l,n.
pelts.' 760CI1J5
pelU, (OcOtl,
Tallow No. 1,
raitftd short voo.',.,,i
50: Evo. S, to, grcftae,
ac .,
Wool Eaaten
D'-'tMn. rii-.e. fl
ur.l vailey, Kitn,
I I'.JiUMl.
S(c; ooarse, SOtj
Mohair 40c I
Cascara Bark
(Hi!
tnd H i
per , t
pound.
uatue Hteer . pnite,. ;.ii..ipwF
good, S8.OOOs.-5; i u.rr.Mi to .
4.MO(.7(; oc.b. i.bstce. .i..iji.'
medium to goo
1 H
oriilni
i.i.r
to fair, I4.00O ( : he
(.76; bulls, M. -(.00.
T
(I
(III
Hogs Print'', 5'
).SK: irooii to
; toui;h liiituy
:m .nos'd.j'j.
prime mixed, f n!i
M.40OX0; pi i li ik
Uheep Lan e. ; '
rjtlj: year-
r.S''; nil Wr(h
'i 3Cff5.60. '
lings, wethen
S.S0JTiJ
' Wheat So Iha H.Ji R?' oil! j
The 7-osnl tins- hi tie OUieast
wheat marki ti.is wk mt i wltn a I
qnlck response In tne tawtliwRst !i fli
er bids wsr ? r.t onct) anit into tat'
country and tne -..raniBio to )nv bo-
Detail 'K-ero ianlr'tig tu to t'lOl
amount of u-iinci! daco. but it wiui:
believed tu t wr-il aver iov.oi4 otin-l
els changer h. .u.a
Tbe advincd put riim.Mpra 3 to 4j
cents abov tea k'yu l-oliit rmev-.-'.! !
just beforit tl 3 E iu-ii'ie raid .idl
raised the hPa'.or rrT-ji-a or vilieat to
the level 'uat i.rtvrtllu tln-ti. Bmn
stem sold ii-CL.ay it $1 4 cad tnuro
was const (-ra!lo huylui; In tn mmr
lor on thi- tune of 1.4H t-oHst. vltij
reports ol t inRn m l.-lii niuo ;iu!'i.
,Jat the M'irctirii.is' iukvauhwc tivi1
thousand oimbui s of lovomier ontc
Btem.wer Bold at H i, iurtvlu.'i ;,n.'
club bids JVC'i-ta ra.f -d li tit 3 n'Uti. -i
t cents s ! n.d H'.stuii H lo 4
The 0'' fa?(' .dvW'ie wits mmiuj
to abort coroiiuii lo.ltmp roc?-!:
heavy sf e uj ion lg.!si-i'. Vora
astrous- r. uorlil tr--u.' AryMntfrin mi;!
lncreaae i'i:iiaii(t fiom the Biiiisli and
French i lurti.n.'iito im- N'.ii'u .Vm.-r
lean wt"i
was sal i
21 to 80 l
unfit tc '
i-iniitjaii.c'il tro 1'it. it
or '.lit t aim-lift . n' il,
ut f.U):-l llOf tiliil;'l ti. i.-
Tbe t
njurliRt ti.'HO rf'iliiuil!
ills ! all ueju-rtil.tiii;
In stn .
were s.a
change 1
ed In I -
i fttniT m,rwy Wi
ilniry. tut ioiiil
j-h It.;
VI
0 i
liar
quoted aiwMT r.
LOOia nlijcn amlouj
advan- in ptittnt r.atl v&he
(Lu,ra
Dome1:!:'' ti l finnrt iit,aUii,.a wart
not chanced, 'the uiw Lt '.-r .; '!t..-i
of 17.80 equals ths highest point ever
recorded here, which was in nonary,
11(. . ' .v ' '
Brmdatreers estlmatos the World's
visible wheat increase, at UrW0,0ut
bushels.
The Canadian visible wheat supply
is 11,117,000 bushels, tne oats sui
1,4(0,000 bushels.
Highest Cg Pries of Beasts.
Portland. Eggs sold at tne Produce
Bxcnange this week at II cents tor
ourrant receipts, the hlgheat prioe ot
the season. On the street sales were
reported at 31 cents. Hacalpa were
small and tne oemana or not i
active. April! were offered at 9 cents
with II cents Did. The hotter nnaraet
waa firm. Extraa in tbe openbnarket
brought Is cents. At tne eicnange
3(U cants waa bid and MM coats was
asked. Dressed meats were large
aupply and veal was weak tlth 11
cants the top and 10 H cents d clean
up prise. Pork steady at llfjUU
Portland. Fresh recelDts
it the
stockyards were limited, but a
lionsld-
arable quantity waa carried ovsr from
last week, and thla lurnlahea material
for as active market The bulb of the
bog sales were at . ss tne
caae the first ot tbe week, swat of
the hogs aval Labia this week! have
been ot only average quality anl buy-
era have acted accordingly, battle
sales Indicated steady market i i
n t" vt ira
f . i i - j Vi. ft I
-vV t W. 1. Nw-las
t - II r, . OOOh -wefc
lost kesast kaewa ..oee ba t Woeraai.
W,L'Pi4aiBiiesBadilsiiaiBes b saw elaaaSeae
aastst aSal-aaet ihefceeary. lavvae-ekaraaassd--4
iha aamal Sana-US' asaeaat ae-a sekas fot keener akaaa. la I
aael pram sse ska aaae evaeymase. , 1Va cast ae aasask-a
Praadn tbay a ia hmm rack, laraysssskrayi wsaaasae ...
Te yrf W.UDeusJUspeaaWbg lllsyaawe 1
dana a feaai aaaassasaa la rnaawa aneaa. .The asval L
straw ass the lms aa the FaaS.4 (Wat ef Ami, is.
They ass saaab k a will eaiilepea1 bee sl tiiiilsis, taaaa, i
svaaivwlsei tt atvsrlaaoid sasa, el waaawsj wSb aa aawasi I a,a .
eVasradaeisBa a evaka the bast aboea lit aaa pea im ssawsy
Aa pw lie, eetwl W. U Dal
n. alaf lplcealliK sMe
snwi JT-awas ana w- atsssn rm as
MIMNN Wfelf' aiUtifiMiia.
LOOK FOR W. L Deuel
It svhK! ci w " fie Mire,
'I'Iih b.uireia c il l u r ureat oon-
di'rvalhT turn' ,u.l liill Ji'dlclal er-
n.i:ie ;'et ,iH to ii' u')iii only thing
if MMi klutl i j.it Isn't frow li to II
'iifliiiii ;t orter in llin sn.t.-l.; than It
iMMi to w.- -ul. .1 - j iirnal. ; ,
. Rtj. vstion csiet
v'lfHt Moi,i.-VNy n'. ti' and emaol-
at"i! ihii. aprmfl. ln'otluT' !
Kirr'tjn i.Hr'i- 1 wai alii ! up allwln-
IUi a ti-nsc !:. bathing suit
Not -moihn l.iu to at I ths closstl
-Pini :ii u i i. I
TREES SHIPPED AOTEERE-FKIO F.C
S:),.:: .. ' Ma. Oraaaealilala. frail Trees, gave", sssiealild.
1 ..n . h Year, rnwaa tManead Ovileae lea) Tea
s.h.fct,,,,, ,;.,' WASHINGTON NURSERY CO.,
Pr
.'Ggre&MYO'-i-
rarmer.
Li-t-a !o thir irgumenb'
X " ' ' t I ths money
viu fin p-csiliA get for your.
I'ressea Mesa
i:d 1 1
j
8 0 tl:.1
tne jji-j
Let us
mi,nt a
rv. sn; where they
In.? t. grad.. Ws i
,:Un and And that j
'i-i liiti - thla method. t
iv... y ir next ship-'
m l"i yourself. - -
lAZr.LWt)ODCO.;
P'-HTLA iO, OR.
(..rsi-w .iiM.ii.jal Bsnss..." - t
"'i'i:i'. i v ot iirs la oonatantly
v.-lliHt!lr-." :
n- '8'-r..p a euas mssh-sos
li thai iiiit " who, Is learning to
p:2v i!k ('iuo . ;i I doeant cost ma a
cent for li it " rWashlngton Star.
,'fl. a:,'"':v i'tout It Hanford's
l.iaiurn. A1-. t
To in (xpaotad. . .
tvbsi did l ot get for your birth.-
iv tin u n"I j- 1
iMnilr i 1
V. ti.it ill you gett" .
"1 r-it " Baltimore American.
l or ai-v si..'., ,uss Hanford's Bal-
am. Adv.
tijlreetly.
"li - vo ofur rakg youraelf upsnor-
ln::" r.. i . -
' it auwnntn 0 that I frequently
w:ikn up liui laby," Boaton Trans-
To a - bta apply Hanford's M
am. Adv.
-.eswreee,
Kitty in iiu h a resourceful girt,
-m Mi;.-.' . J
"Whv. n o r her dsy whsn she'd left
K rbi.'.-'ir ' u' home shs powdered hsr
ii'uu' i 1 n :t marshmallow." Boston
n.ivu l--.ni rd'a Balaam on band tor
iteMsstt.. A r. ,
. At Last.
CruWn I pks says that ai hut be
! iiilin hied master ol his house.
tiini, ,j--r.e Is, too. Ills wlfs and
rn- illy an. itway on a visit and the
ouob 'l it i. mt. Richmond Times-Die-
l
,. tvery Household Nsads It
' Tor cuts, bums, sprains and bruises
Hanford'a Balsam of Myrrh should
giva quick relief. These may happen
any day in any home and tbe prudent
housewife will always keep s bottle
on hand. Adv.
Csuss snd Iffsot
"It Is said that the taste for frog
eating la increasing In this country?'
"Maybe that Is ths reason why ao
many people are croaking" Balti
more American. ,
; JIH Growi3 ChiHrca
-- w sural depoiitloajq ea itiirtahmssit row gamssih, I
Ziry Than haralth au lesaan suMl -n a ill ma l sea.,W
l, - .-Kii.i i s -a.n-s
ft
If yoar child Is UmnH. kWt tared whan " ' V "
oat ambttLon or nay turn a, taxi JTaiatWae Is
help. It passssses aaaWs r 4 beenr-sv -
delleataiy preaigaeted tkat the b -eiawaslea.. , -,
sad carries It to every ergaa aaa , mo and aa, , . y
Htm bunas nean-ea III aaa eeuaeST eaea, aaeal haaenaa . - J
Ib'JnUwBWCSlMBlScili'lbsanae '
daaataaaa
KImjm.
tAi. e m W
a taaaaesr T
turftwAMyrfltMp .
4'
Vhafg Be.
"A disgruntled talephone) stkaerlMp
woald nsvsr make good Manor Man."
"Why notr-
'Bsosum ha wesM eesnatala t
stlnctlvely It he found hm lias was
busy.'Sr-ftaltimor Amerleaa.
Lets OeeroIsM Oa It
Mrs. lie 1 make It a rule never to
aak another to do what I would not do
myself
Mrs. Wye But you would sot so hi
the door yourself and tall a caller yex
were Bat at home. Boston Transcript,
Line Be Bollrsrwa.
In bar dranM and Hrw--"i aae-
rweseaar t a
for a charity. Her present eirant wis
a fair maid, who waited uassnuwu
to hsar her fate.
"Ah," said the palmist, with iv
Impresslvenesa, "I see by your heard
that you are going to ba married."
"How wonderful I " said the girl, wltk
a blush.
"And," went on the wise one. a aota
aoerblty in her voice, "I tea thai
you are engaged to Mr. Blnks."
"It's perfectly amasingl" gasped Ik
girl. "How can yon tell ft ,
"By the long study of the art"eee
tbe evaalra reply. ,
"But surely ths lines la asy toad
cannot tall yog the name of' "
"Who said anything about tlneer
retorted the sibyl, wltk cannim seam,
"You are wearing the enis -I
ring which 1 returned to tar. ir.-s
tnree weeaa ago. rnuaoeipnu leeer
0e y
v-eaWeat W '
s -
seralaa4.B I -
Ey 3 lii 1
W DfHefl I0 y rwiie. e
laTireaUe. Fmaveeka. r s
DnajiataotlaastsatyeeaMagti ,1 , S
Orewdsd Hour.
"Please stats to ths court s"y
what yen did between I and I o- q
on Wednesday morning," said a ( ,
yer to a delicate locking lltua woeaM
in tne witness box. ,
"Well," she said, after Btoraeat
reflection, "I washed my two ehliorsa
and got tham ready tor school sad
sswed a button on Johnny's ooat aad
mended a rent In Nellie's dress. Tka
I tidied up my sitting room and mee
two beds and watered my plants aael
glanced over the morning papers,
Then t dusted my psrlor and set
things lo rights In It, and washed some
lamp chimneys and combed my baby's
hair and sewed' a button on one ot kef
littler shoes, and then 1 swept my out
aids steps and 1 brushed and put away
ths children's Buouy elotaee, ad
wrote a note to Johnny's teavuet a
Ing her to excuse him for not baikg at
school on Friday. Then I fed my ca
nary and cleared oft the krob4
table and gave ths grocer's Svv aa
order and rested a few minutes b.
ths clock struck I. That's Ml," Ua
don Tlt-Blts.
' I'" k'r,-
Dr. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver,
bowels slid stomach. One little Pellet
lor a laxative three for a cathartic.
Dewned, As Usual.
Pack Of course, like, all worsen,
yoa have an Inordinate ourloalty.
Mrs. Peok Oot a curiosity, nave U
I've got freak. Boston Transcript
"Ton look smell for ulekw thai
waa hatched out In April." .
"I waa hatched Is June. I'M end
ot the yoangar set." Boa teat Tress
orlpt
Osttlna ths Mery.
"My father enjoys tbe movies."
"Thought his eys-slgbt was (etas
poor."
"He can follow the plans perfectly."
Louisville Courier-Journal. 1
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