i BUYAREO Burn Distillate. Go two to three times as far for less money. , The Reo Distillate Adapter prevents all carbon troubleit leaves you free from high priced gasoline. TESTED AND GUARANTEED. No Advance on Reos YET. $875 f. o. b. Factory. Northwest Auto Co. F. W. VOCLER, Pres. C. M. MENZ1ES, Saletmanajer Broadway at Couch St., Portland, Oregon. Paint Now NEW PERKINS HOTEL Flftk and Waahlaxton Sts.. Portland, Or. The homelike stopping place for those who appreciate the dollar's full worth. Boom with Bath. Booai with IfcUched 1 Breakfast and Lanchcon Dinner .... AGENT WANTED Business necessity every Mer chant buys on sight. Big profits. Exclusive territory. Free samples. Sells from $o to $100. Write quick for territory. Sayers, 637 Railway Exchange, Portland, Ore. Double Tread, Puncture Proof Tires Hade from yoar old ones. Last lonjr is Bran New Tires. WE ALSO BUY jOLD TIRES. We pay as high as lw per lb. for such as we can use in Double Tread work, and the highest market r junk. Ship your Tires at once or write ua. NICON VULCANIZING CO., 550 Wutatf- St, rWtlui, On. f " nAWihUKNt AMU SIUUUL The only Automobile School on the Pa cific Coast maintainine a Gas Tractor Dept. Using Holt Catterplllar, C. L. Beat Tracklayer and Wheal Tractors, both in the school and operating field. 445 Hawthorne Ave, Portland, Or. romanoT.M. u,a, auto &cnooi Day and night classes. Export training In repairing, driving and machine work, Including forge, lathe, ahnper, drill press, tractors, etc. Time unlimited. COMPE TENT CHAUFFEURS AND MECHAN ICS SUPPLIED. WRITE US. ELECTRIC MOTORS , Bought, Sold, Rented and Repaired High Stakes. "There, I juBt knew you'd forget,1 said the suburbanite's wife as she met her husband at the door. "Why didn't you go to the employment agency, as I told you, and bring nome a cook.' You men can't be trusted to remember anything." "One moment, dear," interrupted hubby. "I didn't forget. I went to the employment agency and picked out a cook a good one, too, if you can judge by her references. "But where is she?" "I'm sorry, my dear, but I lost her. "Lost her? Nonsense! How could that happen?" "I got into a pinochle game on the way home in the tram and Jim Bnggs won her away from me." Cool a burn with Hanford's- Balsam, Adv. Discovered. "What are you wrinkling your nose about? Are you sniffing at this as semblage of ladies?" "Not at all. I was merely trying to determine if I could locate the particu lar perfume that my wife affects. Ah, here she is," Louisville Courier-Journal. r1 KOVERALLS US.Pat.OT, Keep Kids Kleen The mo practical, healthful, playtime Sirmenttever invented tor children I to yean of age. Made in one ptece with dron hack. Eaniv antral on at r& Latuv wariied. NoiiahtelartKbaDd to (top arculaboo. Mark tn blue denim, and blue and whtfe hickory tripe lot all the year round. Alio 1 lighter weight, fact-color material in dark blue, cadet blue, tan or dark Ted wear, all appropriately and high neck aod long eta. 75c the suit nt i i . i we will Mod tiiem, charge prepaid on receipt or puce, 1 3c eacc. a nw FREE "J1- Suit T A Ji i Rip Beware of Inutabont. Look far Madtbv the Two Hone on the LabeL Levi Straus dc Co San Francisco o tiKAHu mil at tut p. p. i.e. P. N. U, No. 16, 1916 j-a FTw (1 IE 17) V 1WHKN writiac to UnrtiMn, aiaasa mm " this par. It's a Good INVESTMENT See Your Dealer The Panama Canal Defenses are powerful, but not as poworf ul an armi. ment an our Cream Checks are in defense of our policy of more money for the man who milks the cow. Send us your next can. HAZELWOOD CO., PORTLAND, OR. HIDES, PELTS, GASCARA BARK We want all you have. Write for prices and shipping Uss. THE H. F. NORTON CO. 53 North Front St., Portland, Ore. "America, I Love You," and "Yoq'H Be muat go to wax. Two biff sons hlta for 26c and names and addresses of live musical friends. POSTAL MUSIC CO., Box 1073. Seattle, Waah. 0. A. C. Commencement Week. Oregon Agricultural College, Corval Hs. Commencement at the Oregon Agricultural college, including tne an nual Pageant, Alumni day, baccalaur eate, class day, and graduation exer cises, will begin Friday afternoon, June 2, and conclude Tuesday noon, June 6. The pageant, which consists of The Seasons and Russian Fete Day, will occur Friday. Music for the occasion, furnished by the College Orchestra, directed by E. Helller-Collens, will con sist chiefly of classics, which will be interpreted in the processionals and dances. On Friday evening, June 2, the Benior play will be presented by the class. Alumni day, Saturday, June 3, has been chosen with a view to accommo- ! date both the alumni who are teach : ing and those who can Bpare only a week-end for the annual get-together. The usual noonday luncheon will be followed by the business meeting and by the class reunions, which are to be the big feature of alumni day this year. The 'lis, '06s, '01s, and so on are to hold special reunions, inaug urating a plan of five-year meets that promises to be a popular phase of these annual alumni events. In the evening the graduating class will be guests of the alumni at the annual ball. The baccalaureate service this year will be held in the afternoon, and the usual evening union meeting of the churches will not be held. This plan haB been inaugurated with a view to avoid any interference with regular church exercises on a day when the church-goers are especially interested to meet their outgoing student-members. Monday, June 6, will be class day. In addition to the usual out-door fes tivities of the graduates, there will be a review of the cadet regiment in the afternoon, and the graduating recital of the school of music in the evening. The academic procession and gradu ating .exercises will occur Tuesday morning at ten o'clock. Unusual interest attaches to the events of Commencement this year by reason of the fact that all regular Col lege students will be in attendance. STOP SOOTHING! RESINOL RELIEVES ITCHING INSTANTLY That itching, burning skin-trouble which keeps you scratching and dig ging, is a source oi disgust to others, as well as of torment to you, Why don't you get rid of it by using Resinol Ointment? Physicians have pres scribed it for over 20 yedrs. In most cases, it stops Itching instantly and heals eruptions promptly. It is very easy and economical to use. Sold by all druggists. Adv. . Worse Yet. My daughter Is taking sineine leu- sons, and she keeps ud such terrihle yowling that I never go home except iu ear. anu sieep." "You're in luck. My dauehter in taking cooking lessons, and I don't even dare to eat at home." For nail in the foot use Hanford's AOV. At the Dinner. Dashaway (nervously) Look here. old fellow, don't you think you'd bet ter tell them not to call on me? uieverton Uou't be worried: thev won't; I'm quite Bure they have all heard you before, Judge. The Old. and Reliable . ur. isaac inompsons EYE WATER ! both a remedy for weak. Inflamed eyes and an Ideal eye waah. Keep not on mil iad Ifcej wli help keep you. OrittllDmttlAeTMatW 6JL Mai aji WRITE FOR FREE BOOKLET JOHN L. THOMPSON SONS & CO, FaM(ivorBt07NJf NORTHWEST MARKET REPORTS; GENERAL CROP CONDITIONS Portland Wheat Bluestera, $1.05; fortyfold, 94c; club, 92c; red fife, 92c; red Russian, 92c. HayEastern Oregon timothy, $21 wti per ton; aiiaira, 920. Millfeed Spot prices: Bran, $28 per ton; short, $26.60; rolled barley, $31.50(5)32.50. Corn Whole, $86 per ton; cracked, $37. Vegetables Artichokes, 66,80c per dozen; tomatoes, $3.76 per crate; cab bage, $1.252.26 per hundred; garlic, 10c per pound; peppers, 171 20c; eggplant, 23Jc per pound; horseradish, 8Jc per pound; cauliflower, $1.25 1.50; lettuce, $2.25(5)2.35 per crate; cucumbers, $1.251.50; spinach, 90c $l per box; asparagus, 7 10c per pound; rhubarb, $1.252 per box; peas, Uluc per pound. Potatoes Oregon, buying prices, $1.50 f. 0. b. shipping point. Green Fruit Strawberries, $4.75l per crate; apples, $11.60 per box; cranberries, per barrel. Eggs Jobbing prices: Oregon ranch, candled, 21c per dozen; un candled, 19J20c per dozen. Poultry Hens, 17c;, stags, 13c; broilers, 2530c; turkeys, choice, 24 25; ducks, 15c; geese, 10c. Butter Prices from wholesaler to retailer : Portland city creamery prints, 60-pound case lots, standard grades, 34c; lower grades, Sic; Ore gon country creamery prints, 60-pound lots, standard makes, 81 lower grades, 80 30c: packed cubes, 2c lesB. Prices paid by jobbers to producers : CubeB, extras, 2H ftrats, 27 27Jc; dairy butter, 14(g) 184c: butterfat, No. 1, 33c; No. 2, 30c. Veal Fancy, 1010jc per pound. Pork Fancy, llllBc per pound. Wool Eastern Oregon, 2030c; valley, 2728c; mohair, new clip, 30 32c. Cascara bark Old and new, 4c per pound. Cattle Steers, choice grain and pulp, $8.50; choice hay, $8.15 8.50; good, $7,75 8.15; medium, $7.60(5)7.75, cows, choice. $6.70 7.80; good, $6.50 6.76; medium, $6.256.60; heifers, $57.76; bulls, $2.756; stags, $35.26. nogs Prime light, $9; good to prime, $8.25 9; rough heavy, $8 8.25; pigs and skips, $88.25. Sheep Yearlings, $810; wethers, $7.259; ewes, $6.258.25; lambs, $9.50(0,10.50. New Potatoes Arrive. Tacoma New potatoes of the best quality the local market haB seen for years, according to commission men, rolled in Thursday for the first time this Beason. The new tubers, which are red, went out wholesale at 6j cents a pound in lug boxes and found an in stant market. Regular shipments will be received from now on and as re ceipts increase priceB will decline, say merchants. Celery is about through for the sea- Bon, it is reported. The vegetable is quoted at $6.75 a crate. - Radishes, telephone peas, artichokes, asparagus and lettuce arrived by Bteamer and went out quickly. The demand for green Btuff increases daily. Apples continue to sell good. Wine- saps are the most popular variety here, wholesaling from $1.25 to $1.65 a box. Meats and poultry are firmer. No Change in Butter Expected. Tacoma Butter is firm and dealers do not look for a decline for two weeks yet. The market of the Pacific Coast is reported to be unchanged. Receipts of butter are none too large. Eggs are arriving plentifully and the mar ket is steady. Cheese is unchanged and the demand is light. The fish market is well supplied with various kinds of fish with the ex ception of salmon. Since the Beason opened on salmon fairly good catches have been made by sportsmen on the Narrows and on Puget Sound. The fish, however, are not running in large enough schools to warrant fishing boats to go after them, according to dealers. Top-Notch Cattle Strong. Portland The cattle and Bheep mar kets opened strong at the stockyards this week, but there was an eaaier un dertone in the hog market, and last week's extreme top prices in this were not repeated. Several loadB of grain and pulp-fed steers were sold at $9 and a number of other loads of steers brought $8.50 and $8.75. Butcher; cattle were strong, with a $7.80 mar-1 ket for choice cows and a single head i bringing $8. The hog market was off I a nickel from last week. About 16 full loads were disposed of, one at $9.20, Demand for Eggs Is Active. Portland The egg market is steady and firm this week at prices un changed. The demand is sufficient to take care of all arrivals. Poultry arrivals were not heavy, but were large enough in view of the I present high prices. More veal came j in than could be worked off, but the market was steady. Pork was strong and unchanged. The butter market is reported eas ier, but the old prices prevail. Hops Taken at 12 Cents. The sale of the Piper lot of 100 bales of hops at Aurora. Ore., to Mc- Clellan at 12 cents was reported. There is no demand for contracts, in this state. California advices note the purchase by Richardson of a lot of mediums at 9 cents. Unsold California stocks are 13,276 bales of Sacramentos, 8829 bales of Mendocdnos and 4334 bales of Sonoma, a total of 21,420 ballet, A bnortaga in raps. A commodity even go Indirectly re lated to the demands of war as paper is showing the prevailing tendencies to such a degree as seriously to em barrass publishers. The higher price of paper Btock and the difficulty of obtaining it at all In England was a chief faotor In the discontinuance In March of the London dally Standard, after a career of sixty years, for a con siderable portion of which it was the most important organ of the middle classes In England. In America the demand for paper has been increasing tor six months as a result of general business aotlvlty. At the same time, supplies used in its manufacture have been decreased by war conditions, and In some cases have almast been shut off. The supply of old rags is affected by the cutting off of the importations from the European peasantry and by the demand for the making of guncot ton. The chemicals used in bleaching the paper produced by sulphuric acid and alum are being devoured by the manufacturers of explosives, while im portations of jute have fallen off until the price 1b doubled. An embargo haB been placed on shipments of wood pulp from Norway and Sweden, while Canada stopped access to her vast re sources aome time ago, The newspa per publisher is, indeed, hard hit by war conditions in many other items of supplies besides the basic one of paper stock. Practically everything going into tne manufacture of a daily newspaper has increased in price from 10 to 60 per cent inks, owing to the advance in the cost of acids and dyes, from 300 to 3000 per cent; type, owing to the higher cost of lead, tin and an timony even the rubber and felt blankets wrapped around the press rollers add their quota to the Increased "cost-of-living" of the metropolitan dally. From "The Progress of the worm," in the American Review of ReviewB for April, 1916. Treatment of Sores. Apply Hanford's Balsam Itehtly and you should find that gradually the sore will diminish in fllze. The older the case the longer it will take, but it will help the hard cases, after other remedies fail. Adv, Noblesse Oblige. Mother," said little Mabel, "do mis sionaries to to heaven?" "Why, of course, dear." her mother replied. Do cannibals? No, I'm afraid they don't." But, mother," the little Eirl insist ed, "if a cannibal eats a missionary he'll have to go, won't he?" New York Evening Post ' How is Your Mouth? Are you wear! npr a temporary and insanitary rubber plate? Do you And your mouth in flamed and irritated? You should have a permanent, clean, sanitary cast aluminum plate. Let me make one for tiii:wBaBoi you. unless yon are portectly aatistled you will not have to pay for it DR. ELOF T. HEDLUND (Dn. HmUuwI, Lor mud Skiff, D.ntiiu) 4SMSS Hirjln IHg,4tt Floor, WuMngtM it iraidn) fUKTLAND, OREGON Work Suarutcnl. Prices Runnim. Ftaae UirUU 96 PORTLAND Y. M.CA. will fit any ambitious young Han or Woai an for high-class position In Bookkeeping, Stenography, Salesmaiship To men this Includes valuable athletic, aquatic and membership Krivileses, al though tuition coat is less than elsewhere. Valuable courses enn also be had in Grammar grade and Collejre Preparatory Subjects. WHITE FOR CATALOG. They All Do It. "That actress is a perfect marvel. She must he 60 years old if she's a day, and yet she is able to play the part of a girl of 16 and make it abso lutely convincing. "That's nothing. You ought to see my grandmother when she's made up for a tango tea." GIRL COULD NOT WORK How She Was Relieved from Pain by Lydia ELPinkham't Vegetable Compound. Taunton, Mass. " I had paint in both tides and when my periods came 1 had to stay at home from work and suf fer a long time. One day a woman came to our house and asked my mother why I was suffering. Mother told her that I Buf fered every month and she said, ' Why don't you buy a bottle of Lvdia E. Ptakham's Vegetable Compound?' My mother bought it and the next month I was so well that I worked all the month without staying at home a day. I am In good health now and have told lots of . girls about it." -Miss Clarice Mo&in, 22 Russell Street, Taunton, Mass. Thousands of girls sutler in alienee every month rather than consult a phy sician. If girls who are troubled with sinful or irregular periods, backache, eadache, dragging-down sensations, fainting spells or indigestion would taka Lydia E. Finkham's Vegetable Com pound, a safe and pure remedy made from roota and herbs much Buffering might be avoided. , Write to Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass. (confidential) for in advice which will prove holnfuL Ordinary powders and dynamites waste much of their energy by shatter ing and pulverizing. To get the best results in land-clearing operations the explosives should disrupt, crack, split and heave the stumps and at the same time lift and remove the roots for easy handling. The explosives that do this are fiANK made by a Western Company especially to meet Pacific Coast conditions. More than 2,000,000 pounds used every year for stump blasting in Washington and Oregon alone. There are two Giant Farm Powders Giant' Stumping Powders for wet soil and Eureka Stumping Powder for blast ing in dry soil. They do their work at the lowest possible cost. Test one case. Compare it with any explosive that you have ever used. After you have blasted a dozen stumps you will understand why those who have once used them always continue to use Giant Farm Powders. ft, Cmm lwAL n tells how to save money in land-clearing. It VUTlTee iDOOKOn ,owshow to make land-clearine easier by Stumn KljIXtinO- '"in. Giant Farm Powders. We have other oiump Diasung on BoMa Blanin8 Tree pUntl Subsoil Blasting, and Ditch Blasting. Write today for the book in which you are interested. Your name on a post-card will bring it. THE GIANT POWDER CO., Con, San Franeiico ' Everything for Blotting " BRANCH OFFICES i Saattla, Spokama, Partlaad. Sah Lake City, Doavar Easy Job'. This little example of Irish wit was related at a recent dinner of the Wheel Club: A newly landed son of Erin wbb gaping along a New York Btreet when he chanced to turn Into the office of a lawyer, thinking It waB a store. He waB considerably impressed with the fine furnishings, and approaching the only occupant of the room, a man busy at a aesk, asked: ""Could you be telling what you sell nere in this line place?" "Certainly," waB the retort, uttered in rather an impatient tone, "We sell blockheadB." The Irishman looked around and nodded In understanding.- sure and you must have a fine trade, I m thinking," he commented. You have but one lift." Pain in the Bide? Rub on and rub in Hanford's Balsam thoroughly. Adv. Hit Limit. One of the freshmen at Yale imme diately applied to the proper officer of the university upon the day of his entrance into that Institution for in formation touching his father's stay mere oerore mm. I should like to see my father's record," said he. "He was in the class of '76." "I shall be glad to show you the record," said the officer, "but have you any special reason for consulting it?" "Well," said the youth, "when I left home dad told me not to disgrace him and I wish to see just how far I can go." Ha Healthy, Strong, Bewntlfnl Kyes Oculists and Physicians used Murine Kj9 Remedy many years before It was offered as a Domestic Eye Medicine. Murine is Still Com pounded by Our Physician and guaranteed by them as a Reliable Relief for Eyes that Need Care. Try it In your Eyes and in Baby's Byea No Smarting Just Eye Comfort. Buy Murine of your Druggist accept no Substitute, and If mtereated write for Book of the Eye Free. MUIUMall KiHi 1UCHJUIV CO., GiliCAUO Thaw Expected. "As a result of their long dally glides over the ice they will be married in the spring," says a report of a ro mance between a Chicago girl and her skating Instructor. And in the spring the ice will mett, after which points of uncongeniality may develop. LouiBvllle Courier-Journal. Experienced. "Did you ever study French?" "No, but I know this much: If you ever see anything printed in French on a bill of fare 10 to X It's some kind of a Btew." Learning Enough. "Don't you think every Kirl ought to be able to cook?" , "I think every girl 6ught to be able to talk intelligently on the subject, anyhow." Southern Woman's Maga- sine. A Cheering Thought. Miss Plain Ma says I'm too young to marry. aUh Pert Well, you won t be by the time you get a proposal Boston Transorlpi Correct "What la an egotist, pa?" "An egotist, my boy. is a man who Insists upon talkine about himself when you want to talk about your self." Realistic "I sleep like a log." -With the saw aolna throuKh It" Boston TranseripL Farm powders STUMPMO AOniCULTURAk Metal Grain Bins BAT PROOF BAIN PBOOF BEST PROOF WRITE FOB PRICES ' Agents Wanted Coast Culvert & Flume Co. PORTLAND, Kenton OREGON Precautions. The Chinese have numerous tradi tions concerning their famous philoso pher Confucius. One day, they say, he was meditating in the fields outside the city of Tientsin when he saw a woman weeping bitterly beside a fresh grave that she was fanning vigorously. He was touched by her evident grief and said: "O sorrowful one, what is your trouble?" "Your honorable excellency, my hus band is dead." "No doubt you are to be pitied, for he was doubtless a good husband; but why are you fanning his grave?" "Exalted one," replied the woman. and her voice choked with sobB, "my husband bade me not to marry again till his grave was dry." "What's the news from the spring training camps?" As near as I can find out, eigne teams are going to be tied for first place in eaoh of the leagues." Be Reasonable With Your Stomach Don't overload it when it is weak rather help it back to its normal condition and thus avoid a spell of Indigestion, Constipation, Biliousness and weakness. Try HOSTETTER'S Stomach Bitters You will find it of great as sistance. Get the genuine.