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About Beaverton times. (Beaverton, Or.) 191?-19?? | View Entire Issue (Jan. 20, 1916)
f I it Corru r i it is t r Vrotmmr ttrlstou Loq imrn pblliMutibcr and n Jogtb fifteen jronin old he bad rend more puv. lusopbj- tliau forty average men com llned. At the ngo of twenty-Are joang ItObgliotly wns appointed professor of toitlc ami itltlioBoiiUy et a state unlfer titty. una afternoon the professor wu rtWNltig (lie enrapug when be picked lip a lw"k tlidt some one bad dropped r tllfOWtl iiwity. It was entitled "The Mn of Vidocrt.." Never In all bis ilttjrs Itod be fend ft criminal or & de iwUre BtWJfi its ilttfl never let bis pro found ffllHti dwelt tor tliree seconds on Mleli HrBWHlre. iicholtl, tbe time bad "tsm tflittt night be srit bp tin til past HMdtllgllt reading tbitt book. It waa a IftW ttreltttMn to bltn, a dew1 world of Its tttittlswd Vidtxti's logic and phi osopby (liltl ftttiud fault with them. HO counted up the iittmbW of blun ders tbat the iiverngti criminal made in : tHM and TTiis amazed tbst the fello ' -Mild bOt tefch (iTerliauled lit half a day. iMtttf rbdtlibg til boo twit Over he -irUtl it asm tvitli a sigh ttt: "berir tiie"; What a ttabk Of loitttsl Mill how" e'flS to have1 been sensible! rtl a defrwHrb i Mid have made I yrHfc WlcbBsa. As it criminal I tear' t shtilflti llnte bticil hlore flucCfcss- . btt Wlint lib' Wtiid, Wbte'sM tiling iliHdy coiilii libt drive away these T iioiiirti ta. jit it boiiple of weeks, as he rwfilli(d htit, lib' imagined himself either i crlmlil:tl tat- H detective. Sometimes lie was agiiHucti and indignant at him tielf; and at ttt Hot- times be was rather pleased. Ill f):i3siilg Howii a certain Street the processor iibtlbeu that a par tor window la n certhiti house was fialf raided. A night dr two liter be passed the snmu bouse an hoiif before niidnlght and noticed tbnt the same "window wits still Up. "Cureless people very enreless," he 'Whispered to nlrasolf. "That's a plain Invitation for a robber to enter and 'plunder the house." It made hlui dngry with the owner of 'bfc jliace. Whs it his duty to teach illS ffljiti a lesson? Would you believe 1li.lt ilie' great philosopher argued that h wiis? The professor would enter that house by night By the 'open window? No. sir; lie was too sharp for that That would be the road of the common crim Jnol, and It would he n fearful blunder X'he owner of the house was invitinff a would be robber to climb In that win llow to get caught in a hear trap or lose Us life by n spring gun, . The professor bought n dark lontern lie put a few tools in his pockets and set out one iilglit to commit n philoso -phical and logical burglary. " He was expected at i!io front Therefore he appeared at the back and attacked what he Judged was the pantry win llow. lofessor Lorigbody went into that window like n monkey. He was not mistaken it bout its being the pantry. The door leadiiig into the diultig room was shut, and it was, time for that llark lantern. It was flashed that is. there was ltu Bash. A dark lantern had oeen bouglir all right, hut the .prof es fior bad not buuglit any oil to fill it He must bant rnr matches in a strange j I0U36 at midnight, lie had forgotten 10 post -himself ns to whether the iiiouse wa ligh'ted by electricity, gas ir lamps, btir lie softly opened the door ;md found himself In a room almost as iiarlc Where was the match safe, if ' .here was cue?, Ift tlio kitchen proba bly. Tie went feeling bis way for (ibout ten feet '.'i'len he bumped up tgalust a' table and involuntarily pul itt his hands, and they struck a pile of dishes and tumbled them to the floor. The professor crouched ou the floor -rnd waited with healing heart, and he bad only if few seconds to wait. The room was suddenly flooded with ,jm electric light and a man came run ning downstairs, revplver In bang, No move was made to get away. On ;he contrary, the, teacher of philosophy Iind logic got to bis feet and sat down on a chair. ( , . "Well?;1 qtterted the man with tbt !;un as be suit down on another. . "Is It of any use to sny anything?" replied Professor Long body. , "Oh, yeS," replied the householder. '.'You see, kimw you. , You teach phi losophy end , logic at the school, but Vou don't practice what you teach." v , "I was making :an experiment," Waa - Mie rather weak reply. , ,, , "Yes; I have expected you since you prst saw that qpeu window, I ha yened to h. vyatqhing you that day, on bad conviAced yourself that yon trere smarter than the smartest crimi nal.",,. ., "Y-e-s," I '"What a'ro yon going to do wltM ne?" asked tho professor. 1l(n ( , "Why, nothing, professor, nothing it jit. You. are free to go.;1 You .have yiadc your little experiment, and it bdfl veen a stupendous blunder and a dire failure." I "I thank yon, sir, -for understanding it that way," replied the erudite man.. "Oh. no than Its. my. dear man. Be fore you go. lunvever, let me tell you Mint a rohljer came n round here while 4on were nf work In the hack and effected an eutiance to. the house next ihnir, which is taking care it Itself . Itlle Hie family are away, f presume plnnder will he valued fit WOO at . ast Goodnight. Prpfesfuv;? tongbpiiy fiigvp- it up mid atih to vonr text- or month, , M139 Lillian , Evans is recjpemtin:.' after a two weeks siege of la grippe. G. W. Stitt has recovered from a lonj; siege of la grippe and is again oil deck, Mr. Cummings of the OregOh Soda Haiene Scciety was in tow i Monday oh DusiileM The trains hr.ve been rvrtning cn schedule time despite the huMsrots drifts and ether ofcr tl a :tions. Union services will be held Iff Ihe M. E. church Sunday evening at 7: and a song" service at 7. Chas; Barnard was a Beaverton Visiter Tuesday. He was stocking ijp at tl e Beaverton Hardware Co. A large crowd went to Fanho'3 pone Tuesday 6vening on A skating expcditiai and report an excellefi': time. W-. G: Sweerejr of Portland wash 3eae'FtfjR Wednesday attending tht furifai bf the late Mrs. Kennedy. Mh GiiHert repofts that.L. B. Snyde: s head man for C. L: Boss 8i Co; having jeen recently employed by that firm. J. Frdhk Stroud was . distributing Loganbarry stickers to be used on letter? written dating the Oregon JetterJJwri ting week; ,It is rumored 6h'"gbod 'authority tl:et Vliss'Lillian Evans has qualifiod for ti e position of treasurer for the town cf Beaverton. Mr: stewert, state btnk examiner wes ih town Motiday on his quarterly exami latiou of the banks. , He reports every thing in satistactory shape. It is rumored on good authority th. t fim Shevlin has been appointed to t! e position of road supervisor in district 1', replacing Mr. OfRi :r who has served for the past year. W. J. Gaskilt of East BeaTerton re ports a snow drift near his place that i; at least ten feet high. He says that this is the first time he has ever known aaow to drift so high in Cfcgon. W. H. Boyd hasjbeen among ttt mfferers during the present cold mz ind heavy snows. His sled, which Ik las covered by a light box of canvas, re r'used to remain right -side up and hi , continually found himself crawling oir :hrough the skylight to right it agair, For Sale 240 egg capaclt; incubator. Mrs. E. A. Hendricks, Beaverton, Ore, . 'W'" 2t43 K MMERCIAL "HOTEL AcrbM tho ttreet from S. P. depot the Spscinl rates for reg jU boarder Mr'tanTMr..W.E;WNrROPJ Beda 25 : & up Beaveitm Oejon. CHAMBER OF COMMERCE Regular meetings Second Thurs day of each month. Meeting called at 8 p. m. L. L. GILBERT, T. W. ZIMMERMAN, Pres. Sec. Special 'To Tho People Of Beaverton. : My Work as well as my prices are right. Half soles from 45c to 85e The price and the work Can NOT be beat. DEIBELE'f SHOE SHOP opposite the Cadj Block. . Real Estate LOANS FIRE and AUTOMOBILE INSURANCE Stroud & Co.; , BEAVERTON,.. QBEGOK (JIT FHAKMAO PLEASES CUSTOMER. The Citv Pharmacy report: customers greatly pleased witl the QUICK action of, simp'' buckthorn bark, glycerine, etc. as mixed in Alder-i-ka. Thi simple remedy drains the oh foul matter from the bowels s THOROUGH thit ONE SPOON FUL relieves almost ANY CASF of constipation, . saner or gass stomach. It.is so powerful tha it is UBed successfully in appen dicitis. Alder-i-ka never gripei and the instant action is sur prising. . ! ClTY PHARMACY. MOKLV TO LOAM ON FARM LAND mmmm BEAVERTON PLUMBING CO. Ftumbiis and Heatingi Jobbing Cin Pramp! Attention. CLASSIFIED";-" AD. GCLUItU FOR SALE One heavy wagon, one set of heavy double har ness. J. T; WilliamSi Laure1 Cottage, Routs 2, FOR SALE Four fresh . cow: with calves; all heavy milkers. Enquire of Max Berger, Routt 4, 3 1-2 miles southwest of Be averion, on Farmir.gf.on road FOR SALE Registered Holsteii bull, whose five nearest dams averaged over :J5-lb butter iri seven days. Has daughters. . which wew awarded prizes at Washington state fair. EeaV erton Holstein Farm, ChorleS Barnard, Prop: NURSERY STOCK FOR SALE The Weed nursery has a l.ne lot of all kinds bf fruit trees for sale at reasonable prices. H, E; Weed, Beavertor WANTED--Cedaf poles suitable for telephone polta. Bx- 32 K. Beaverton Oreson. FOR SALE--Thoroughbred Airt- dale Terrier: For sale cr trade ior chickens -; preferably Fly mouth Rock tir WyandottFi C. Jones, Beaverton Barber Shoi cm Meat Market Fisher Building Full Line Fresh and Cured , Meat3-Fish cn Fridays 1 Dill Pickles L B. ALLEN, Prop.- Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cum by local applications, ss they cannot reach tho diseased portion of tho ear. There Is only one vray to euro catarrhal deaHneso, ana that Is by a constitutional -remedy. Catarrhal Doafneu U caused by an In flamed condition at tho mucous lining ot the JSuatachian Tube. When this tube it lnflam.-a you have a rumpling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it 1b entirely cloacd, Deofntso is tho result. Unless the inflammation can bo reduced and tlilB tube restored to its normal condition, bearing Will be destroyed forever. Many cases of deafness aro caused by cfttarih, which It an inflamed condition of the mucous nur faces. Hall's Catarrh Cure acts thru the ulood on the mucous surfaces of tho sys tem. We will alve One Hundred Dollars for any case of Catarrhal Deafiipna that cannot bo cured by Hall's Uatnrrh Cure. Ciroulurr free. All Druggists, 76c, F. J, CH13NSJY & CO., Toledo, 0. BEAVERTON LODGE NO. 100 F. AND A.M. Regular cymmun- eauon fiist and third Tuesdays CADY HALL, j-UU P.M. Visitors welcome. W. H. Boyd, W. M. Cuy Alexander. Secty. GRANGE Beaverton P. of H. meets ai Grange Hall tha second. Saturdaj o( each month. , , A; W; Pike Master .;, Krs.W.H.Boyd Secretary. G. a. r: F. J. BABCOCK POST NO. SO. Meets every 2nd. Friday of ach month, at the residence of Comrade W. tl PlKE. ; . M.S.Barnes. Commahder. A. E.Helidricks. Adjutant. , ; OREGON ELECTRIC ;AST .- GOINC WEST o. 80 6-53 A.M.-No. 31 7-82 am 32 7-41 i!4 6-61 36 1048 1-63 P. 40 4-18 6-C9 44 8-82 iC 10-17 Sat..' JOS, L LA0ES1FEL0 , General Law Practice Office with J, Stroud & Son Monday, Wednesday and Friday Hours 8 to 10 a. m; ttjutscher Rechtsanvait ' 1 also PORTLANT, . . OREGON K31 Clmrabor df Commerce -V.&n 1370 A 1370 ; Dr. T. G. HETU, RESIDENT DENTIST Office iil Cady Building OVER POSTOFFICE Beaverton, Oregon DR. PAUL M. E. CARSTENS PI y:Ecian and Surseon. District Surgeon S. P. & P. E 5 mm JRailroad S3" Cady Building,11 BEAVERTON, ORGEON. "SAFETY RAZOR-HONING Ssalso all other makes of razors Automatic Keen-Edge Co. 189 -2 Fourth St. PoratnX Ore. 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