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About Beaverton times. (Beaverton, Or.) 191?-19?? | View Entire Issue (Nov. 25, 1915)
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"What do we get from the cattle be sides beef?" One boy eagerly raised his hand. "I know what it is. It's tripe!" he answered, triumphantly. The Youth's Companion. More Than a Hint He was a shy young man. For two long years he had been paying her attention and had not yet even squeez ed her hand. One evening as they lingered in the shadow of the trees by her gate he asked timidly: "Florence, would you might I er would you mind if I placed one rev erent kiss on your fair hand tonight when I leave you?" Florence thought he wanted speed ing up. So she dropped her head coy ly on his shoulders, lifted her face temptingly to his and replied: "Well, George, I should think it de cidedly out of place." Great Discovery, "Some of the grandest discoveries of the ages," said the great scientist, sonorously, "have been the result of accidents." "I can readily believe that," said the fair lady. "I once made one that way myself." The great man blinked his amaze ment. "May I ask what it was?" 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