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PORTLAND, OREGON The Light That Failed. The audience held their breath and simply thr-r-r-illed as Jack Braveboy, the hero, killed the last of the Indians. He staggered about; he almost fainted with loss of blood. Then he gazed about him, and sud denly his voice rang out with hope: "See!" he cried. "The dawn breaks bright upon yon topmost heights!" The stage remained in darkness. "See!" he yelled again. "The dawn breaks bright upon yon topmost heights!" Still darkness reigned. "The dawn! The dawn!" he scream ed, raging about the stage. "It breaks, The dawn." A head popped over the mountain top: "'Old 'ard, guv-nor!" said the head. "Don't be In sich a bloomin' 'urry Some one's bin an' turned the gas off!" Tit-Bits. His Vocation Clear. Young Arthur, the pride of his Be' con street home, had been attending school all of six weeks, and his devot ed parent thought it was high time he should find out how things were run ning. 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