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It is truly a great bless ing to women, and I cannot speak too highly of it - I take pleasure in recom mending it to others." Mrs. Annie Cahebon, R.F.D., No. 1, Swan Creek, Michigan. Another Sufferer Believed. Hebron, Me. "Before taking your remedies I waa all run down,' discour aged and had female weakness. I took Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound and used the Sanative Wash, and find today that I am an entirely new woman, ready and willing to do my housework now, where before taking your medicine it was a dread. I try to impress upon the minds of all ailing women I meet the benefits they can derive from your medicines." Mrs. CHARLES Rowe, Kennebago, Maine. If you want special advice mite to Lydia E. Pinkham Med icine Co., (confidential) Lynn, Mass. Tour letter wil be opened, read and answered by a woman and held in strict confidence. p. w: u. No. 30, wis YfOES writing to Cartoons Magazine for September. The present crisis between the Uni ted States and Germany is reflected In cartoons from, many quarters of the world. Some of the best of these are reproduced in the September Cartoons Magasine. A French artist, for in stance, pictures Uncle Sam wielding a huge club, labeled "Right" Ger many, in the garb of a bespectacled woman, wearing a helmet, looks bel ligerently at him from a chair. Uncle Sam, with a threatening gesture, re minds her that "perhaps she can read this better than if it were a "scrap of paper."" An Australian cartoonist has the kaiser plucking, one by one, the tall feathers from the American eagle. The feathers are marked respectively, "Lusitania," "Gulflight," "William P. Frye," etc., while the kaiser is repre sented as saying, "She loves me loves me not" London Punch shows President Wil son aa Noah.' A dove of peace has returned to the ark to report "Noth ing doing." "Say, Boss," the . Ameri can eagle speaks up, "why not try me?""'- Even more interesting than the car toons on political subjects are the samples of Japanese art, picturing the lighter side of war. The efforts of these oriental Nasts are quite amus ing, even if a trifle elementary. Submersible Oil Tanks for Supplying Submarines. The ability of lue German submar ines to keep at sea for indefinite per iods when hundreds of miles from any German naval base has been one of the surprises of the war. It is now suggested that the Germans may have established secret submarine bases consisting of submersible oil tanks at unfrequented points along the Nor wegian coast and among the islands at the west and north of Scotland, and that the enormous supplies of oil re quired for the operation of these ves sels is obtained from this source. This could be accomplished by meanB of a submersible tank that had already been invented for commercial pur poses before the war began. This tank is cylindrical, is 150 ft. long and 30 ft. in diameter, and has an oil capacity of 2,280 tons. It is divided into four or more compartments which can be used for various grades of oil and can be emptied separately or together. Each end of the tank is divided verti cally into two compartments, the up per compartment being utilized as a pump house and the lower as a ballast or trimming tank. With these trim ming tanks, which can be filled with sea water or emptied by means of electric pumps, the cylinder can be floated or submerged, or can be made to float at ap angle with the pump house at one end above water. An electrical oil pump forms part of the equipment. When a submarine or other vessel is to replenish its bunk ers it comes alongside, couples its electric cables to the, pumps in the valve house and pumps ont the re quired supply of oil, after which the tank is sunk to the depth required for concealment. A picture of one of these supply tanks in use appears in the September Popular Mechanics Magazine. . Let Her Down. Little Mildred had just had herfirst dip In the briny. "How did you like it, dearie?" asked her mother, as she fastened the little 6-year-old's frock. Mildred glared aMfee sparkling sea with much annoyance. "I didn't like it at all, mother," she replied coldly. "I sat on a wave and went through." Answers. Speed Indicators. ' "A speedometer indicates how fast one is going." "So does one's bank balance." Bos ton Transcript. The man who says he is glad he Is married Is either an optimist or a liar. Swamped. "I had the deuce of a time talking to Miss 'Gadders last evening." "Thought you were a conversation alist." "I couldn't get In a word." Mainstay of the Business. What would the world do without woman? 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"But Blnce you've been walkin' up an' down with that fancy fishin' outfit I shouldn't be surprised if they had all jumped fur the river an' hid." Washington Star. ! ii ill.-';', V. The Boss. "What's Blinks doing for a living now?" "Everything his rich wife tells him." Philadelphia Ledger. Lime Not a Curt-All, Don't expect lime to do everything. It won't and can't. It simply paves the way for the clover, or alfulfa. In case alfalfa is seeded Inoculate before or during seeding to insure a success ful crop. If the soil is very poor, an application of manure plowed under will prove exceedingly profitable. It must be remembered, therefore, that liming and fertilizing should go hand in hand in any soil-Improvement plan, Univ. Wisconsin Bulletin. Then They Fumigated. Mrs. Parvenue John, that Mrs, Kawler who waa just here said she had been having a bad attack of ong wee. What's that? Parvenue Something catchln', per. haps. Why don't you look it up in the dictionary? Mrs. P. I did. 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