"THE PRESS, ATHENA, OREGON, NOVEMBER 20, 1931 Established Jan. I, 1887 AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER F. B. BOYD. Owner and Publisher Subscription Hates. One copy, one year 12-00 One copy, six months tl.OO One copy, three months 75 at Reno. Records disclose that the ratio is two to one in favor of women over men in securing tickets of free dom from nuptial ties. Athena, Oregon, November 20,....1931 SOMETHING RADICALLY WRONG Alexander Paterson, His Majesty's Commissioner of Prisons, in England, spent several months investigating prisons in this country some time ago. His remarks comparing penal condi tions here and in his country are hardly flattering to us, but they are well worth listening to. We read that Mr. Paterson was "especially im pressed, and unfavorably, by the size of prisons here and the number of in mates." Overcrowding is the rule in American institutions, rather than the exception. Much of this he blamed not on "crime waves" but on our multitude of laws and severity of sen tences. He says that at one insti tution he watched the checking-in of twenty new prisoners, nineteen of whom, in England, would have been dealt with under the probation act or been fined. Here is expert testimony in support of the fact that the United States, through its zeal in passing laws, is manufacturing criminals on a wholesale scale. And it is certain ly not a coincidence that this has been accomplished by a break-down in the processes of justice, so far as crime prevention is concerned. V hen j jjore "love, forbearance and neigh we send twenty men to a penitentiary, j borliness" instead of so many experts nineteen of whom would have been and so mucj, "talk," was the economic It does not take the seventh son of a seventh son to tell us that the democrats in organizing the house of representatives will not do any worse in running the mansion than have the republicans, during the last three years. o It would appear that the weather man is determined to reach the sub strata of moisture restoration this fall and winter. May his efforts be successful, for there have been many springs and water courses a long time dry. o It can be said of Eugene Mack, un employed of San Francisco, that he has no fear of spooks. He was found sleeping in a hearse in the rear of a morgue. He had been occupying his lodging quarters for two months. In Iceland newspaper editors used to carry the papers about and trade them for dried meat and whiskey. Now their stenographers carry the papers around and exchange them for lipsticks and chewing gum. o Fashion reports have it that a new fabric woven of real feathers has made its appearance. Which same is a hunch to put your pillows under lock and key and your feather beds in the refrigerator. kept outside in England one of the most law-abiding of countries there is something radically wrong with the system. It needs quick attention. No less an authority than Dr. Shir ley W. Wayne, Health Commission er of New York City, in his outline of requirements for school children, says: "Keeping your youngsters in health is not an arduous proposition, prescription Governor Albert C. Ritchie of Maryland wrote for America. It is said that the marriage and di vorce dance tempo has attained a furious pace in movieland. On with the dance; the tango artists, of course, paying the fiddlers. o Snruce. linen and silk will eo into cut it requires a uttie care on your the makjngs of a new French plane, part. He should have a filiing lunch-jand the Pacific Northwest will furnish eon such as soup or salad, sandwiches, ! the Epruce Sitka spruce, the best macaroni ana cneese, or some oiner eVer. easily prepared dish, and with what ever he eats he should always have a glass of milk. When he returns home from school in the afternoon, he should have a bite, such as a sand wich and a glass of milk, as well as an apple or some other fruit. For his evening meal he should be able to eat the same dishes as the rest of the family, plus a glass of milk. His diet as well as ours should include plenty of fresh vegetables, particularly of the leafy variety; such as cabbage, lettuce, kale Bnd spinach. Tomatoes, too, are important." o Here is an extract from the address made by Dr. J. S. Davis, director of the Food Research institute of Stan ford University and until recently chief economist from the federal farm board, that is worth remen.ber ing. Referring to the 1928 crop as the largest in the history of the world Dr. Davis then said: "The 1929 crop that followed was actually small, but prices did not rise as much as was ex pected. Europe had an exceptionally large crop and imported much less grain, so that visible supplies were greater after a year of short crop than after the previous big crop. It is not the size of the world crop that determines the market so much as the relation to it of the amount importers take and exporters must sell." o A woman is to take her seat in the United States Senate. Mrs. Ilattie Caraway, widow of the late Thad deus H. Caraway, democratic senator from Arkansas, will occupy the seat until a successor for the unexpired term is chosen at a special election January 12. One other woman only has the honor of appointment to a seat in the senate, Mrs. Rebecca Luti mer Fetiton of Georgia, who receiv ed a complimentary appointment and retired after taking the oath, in favor of Senator George. Therefore, Mrs. Caraway will have the distinction of being the first woman actually tj serve in the senate. o A $15,000,000 demonstration of confidence in the far west transpired with the completion of the Western racific-Great Northern extensions last week; a cheering change in the business weather is the news from the federal reserve bank at San Fran cisco that twelve leading department stores on the Pacific slope eclipsed last year's October sales in October pales this year. There are other evi dences that rays of financial sunshine are coming through the clouds of de gression. o "In every industry certain men are elected to hold the umbrella so the rest of the industry doesn't get wet," remarks a trade paper. And the samu writer continues: ''There's no one royal road to making money in any business; but there's got to be an ex ecutive somewhere around the place." : o The statement that women are luckier than men in a lottery is seem ingly verified in divorce court actions The latest from Alfalfa Bill is that he will turn the marble corridors of the state house into shelter for the needy. Well and good, Bill, but how are you gonna do it? o Dino Giandi, Italian prime minis ter has arrived. The big man from sunny Italy and President Hoover are talking things over; not a'l speghetti and trout, either! o Somebody said, "The man who can not manage himself will engage to manage others and never crack a smile." And that somebody said a mouth full. The city of St Louis is looking af ter the welfare of her colored people. A $350,000 unit of a negro hospital is to be built out of public fundi. o Just about enough snow for a few snowballs, but it did not lay on long enough for the kids to make their pellets. o The king of racketeers, Al Capone has been linked up with the smuggl ing racket. Which is just one more racket. o 1881-1931 fifty years service to humanity. Join the American Red Cross now! o If you pass through McKenzie Pass now, you'll pass the pass through snow. o "Portland Shivers as Mercury Falls." Headline. So do we. YOU CAN MAKE IT FOR PROFIT With the approach of winter, a strange contraption, just being intro duced in this country, soon will be scooting across snow fields and icy lakes at 10 miles an hour. From the icy fields of the Scandinavian coun tries the National Committee on Wood Utilization of the Department of Commerce has brought to America the so-called "Scandinavian Spark," consisting of a chair mounted on long steel runners, and propelled by the driver standing on one runner and pushing with the other foot. This is just one of more than one hundred useful home and other articles completely illustrated in the new booklet, "You Can Make It For Profit," now being released from the Government Printing Office. Through representatives of the Department of Commerce, every country in the world was combed for ideas in the prepara tion of the book, according to Axel H. Oxholm, director of the wood utiliza tion body. The Committee points out that ex pensive tools and elaborate machinery are not required to make the objects described in the manual. On the other hand, a few simple tools found in al most every home will be sufficient to construct the articles. Most of these articles, according to the Committee, will find a ready market because they cater to the needs of individual homes and do not compete with commodities produced on a mass-production scale. "You Can Make It For Profit," in the opinion of Mr. Oxholm, should be helpful to those temporarily unem ployed. At practically all times there are some men out of work and those who find themselves in this situation, could, with assistance of the Commit tee's booklet and a little initiative on their part, establish themselves in their various communities. Speaking of home industries in re lation to the farm, the booklet reads: "About one-third of the Nation's tim berland is in the hands of farmers, and the development of home indus tries in the woodworking field, ac cordingly, would provide both an out let for the products of farm woodlots and profitable occupation for the farmer during slack winter months." Among the articles illustrated in "You Can Make It For Profit" are racks for canned goods and veget ables, clothes basket stands mounted on rollers; stairway shelves and util ity racks, breakfast tables and benches; bathroom utility cabinets with laundry chute, built-in china closet and book case, fireplace book cases, fireplace woodboxes, wood val ances and wall panelling, storage chests; window seats and chests; gar den furniture, and toys. The new manual, the third of a series of "You Can Make It" bullet ins, contains, in addition to plans, lists of materials, and instructions, suggestions for marketing the articles made for profit. It was written by H. Conrad Hoover, mechanical engineer of the Committee, and may be obtain ed from the Superintendent of Docu ments, "Washington, D. C, or from the district offices of the Bureau of Foreign and Domestic Commerce lo cated in leading cities. The manual sells for 10 cents a copy; $4 a hun dred, or $40 a thousand. 22 Years Ago J Timely discovery of smouldering embers in the dust room at the Pres-ton-Parton Mill, saved the big plant from possible destruction . by fire, Monday forenoon. The odor of smoke pervaded the upper floors, and the employes had considerable difficulty in locating the fire. B. B. Richards has about complet ed census taking of children of school age in District No. 29. Mr. Richards has enrolled upop his report blanks about 275 names, a gain of nearly 50 over last year. There are 75 new pu pils in the Athena school this year, but several families having moved away, the above number cannot be counted in full as increase in gain. The showing made by Mr. Richards is above what was estimated before the census was taken. Miss Fay Gerking was in the city Sunday. Eugene Stanton is here from Sand Point, Idaho. T. M. Taggart transacted business at the agency Wednesday. Miss Lucile Kemp of Weston, spent Saturday with friends in Athena. Wm. Willaby has moved to town and occupies the Jones cottage on Jefferson street. C. A. Barrett attended the West Umatilla project meeting in Pendle ton Saturday evening. Mrs. Will M. Peterson and children of Pendleton spent Sunday at the Dudley home in this city. Dr. M. V. Turley, who for several, months has been located at Adams, will move to Hermiston. Mrs. Frank Mansfield is ill at her home on 4th street, being taken with a chill on Wednesday night.' ' Mrs. Jackson Nelson left Wednes day for Walla Walla, and may visit Seattle before returning to Alnena. - Miss Mary LaBrache has .vld her 40 acre farm south of town to Mr. Henry Koepke. Consideration, ?4,700. W. J. and John King were over from Weston Tuesday. "Bill" had his usual choice collection of stories to relate. Miss Katherine Sharp, who is teach ing in southern Idaho, will spend the Christmas holidays with her family here. Mr. and Mrs. Dean Gerking were in the city this week from their home near the state line, visiting at the home of Mr. and Mrs. B. D. Tharp, A dance will be given in the new hall in the Odd Fellows building at Helix tonight. A public Christmas tree will also be given thero on Christmas eve. A number of friends of A. McKen zie visited his sick bed at his home near Adams Wednesday. Not much change is reported in the condition of the aged sulferer. Prof. H. G. Case, Hugh Lieuallen and Harry Coomans witnessed the, football game between Whitman and Pullman. Mrs. B. B. Richards went up to Riparia yesterday, where she met the children of her sister, Mrs. C. O. Whiteman, bringing them home with her today. Mrs. Whiteman has gone to Lewiston to see her grandmother, Mrs. Fleener, who is very ill there. The last meeting of the Literary society was held in the high school room Friday. Affirmative and nega tive sides had been chosen by leaders on the question of the Commission Form of Government, and a short de bate ensued, a favorable start being made." The next meeting will be a special called meeting. On the uf firmative side in the debate will be: Luvois McEwen, Zelma DePeatt and Clarence Brotherton; on the negative Archie Mclntyre, Jessica McEwen, and Ada Banister. A series of de bates will be held with Pendleton, Weston and probably other schools. Bruno Weber Blacksmithing AND Repair Work Prices Reasonable Successor To JENS JENSEN fl m r The First National Bank of Athena Established 1891 , --f ? t CAPITAL AND SURPLUS $110,000.00 Does a General Banking Business and Maintains a' Complete -Trust Department Celluloid Curitains g We are making a specialty of replacing Celluloid in Side Curtains at resonable prices. An Expert Mechanic Will attend to Automobile Repairing. GALLAHERS GARAGE J. E. Gallaher, Prop. Athena Phone 471 CLASSIFIED B. B. Richards mm General Insurance Farm Loans Bonds Liability Wanted Clean, Cotton rags at the Press office. Eyes examined, glasses properly fitted at Schneller's, 39 East Main, Walla Walla, BEN BATEMAN Expert in Body Correction Calls answered promptly Office at Residence in North Athena Telephone 595. Dr. W. Boyd Whyte CHIROPRACTOR Stangier Building, Phone 706 Pendleton. Ore r on. 957 J The Athena Hotel MRS. LAURA FROOME. Prop. Courteoos Treatment, Clean Bed Good Metis Tourists Made Welcome Corner Main and Third Athena. Oregon NOTICE OF SCHOOL MEETING Notice is hereby given to the legal voters of Union High School District No. 7 of Umatilla County, State of Oregon, that a special" school meeting will be held in said district at the school house on the 30th day of No vember, 1931, at 2 o'clock in the af ternoon to consider and discuss the annual budget for the district and ad vise and council with the levying board as to the budget and the special district tax to be levied in said dis trict. The special district tax called for in the budget as prepared by the budget committee is within the Bix per cent limitation. Dated this 28th day of October, 1931. ARNOLD WOOD, Chairman, Board of Directors. Attest: J. F. KERSHAW, Nov. 6-20 District Clerk. Barber Shop and Beauty Parlor Penn Harris, Prop. Real Estate Wheat Alfalfa and Stock Land SHEEP FOR SALE L. L Montatue, Arlington Dr. O. T. Harstad DENTIST Office Phone 632, Resident Phone 933 Freewater, Oregon Dr. W. H. McKinney Physician and Surgeon Dr. Sharp's Office Office Hours at Athena 1 to 5 p. m. Phone 462. Office Hours at Weston 8 a. m. to 12 noon. Phone 83. Calls made day or night Dr. Dale Rothwell Optometrist The best in glasses at a reasonable cost. Over Woolworth's Phone 1286 Pendleton, Oregon Peterson & Lewis Attorneys at Law Practice in all State and Federal Courts. Inland Empire Bank Building Pendleton Oregon Watts & Prestbye Attorneys-At-Law Main Street, Athena, Oregon State and Federal Court Practice dena us your Washable WOOLENS They're Warmer and Wear Better when Laundered Regularly Have your Blankets Done Now ffll Pendleton, Oregon Bell Gray Are Always Prepared to do Auto Truck Hauling and Delivery Promptly ' Prices Risrht Phone 593 Tum-a-Lum Fuel Includes the Best there is in COAL .,. and . WOOD Building Materials of every description, for new and remodeled homes Tum-a-Lum Lumber Company .MEAT. Choose the Meat Dish First then the Meal Planning Is Easy Let the Meat Decide the Vegetables Here Is an Idea or Two: Roast Pork and Sweet Potatoes Beef and Beets Pork and Green Beans Ham and Spinach Fresh Milk and Cream 1 From a Tested Dairy. At All Times THE ATHENA MARKET Continental Oil Company Germ Processed Motor Oil Athena Service Station "Service With a Smile" " Automobile Accessories Tires BRYCE BAKER, Prop. . . Athena, . . Phone 762 THE TWIN CITY CLEANERS Dependable Service Lower Prices April 1st '. Ladies Spring Coats $1 and UP Silk Dresses $1.25 and Up Wool Dresses $1 and Up Men's Suits $1.25 For other prices, ask the Driver Trade with the man who helps pay your taxes We call for and deliver every Tuesday and Friday T. E. SMITH, Proprietor, Phone 1571 Freewater Oregon cfcvfl !c$jt(t 9ttidA Lamps Lamps Why Pay More? Plain and Frosted Mazda Lamps 25 Watt..... 17c 40 Watt... "i7c " - , 60 Watt 17c 100 WattZZZZ Igc ZZZZII 150 Watt Z!.50c CORRECT VOLTAGE and CORRECT. LAMPS ALL OTHER LAMPS ACCORDINGLY PRESTON-SHAFFER MILLING CO. Electrical Department, Athena, Oregon. Phone 182