It Cost the Average Family Less Than 10c Per Week for Packer's Profit in 1917. The Meat Bill is one of the large items in the family budget but less than 10 cents per week of it goes to the packer in profits. In converting live stock into meat and getting it into the hands of the retail dealer, the packer performs a complex and essential service with the maximum of efficiency. The above statement is based on Swift & Company's 1917 figures and Federal Census data: Swift & Company's total output (Meat and byproducts) . 5,570,000,000 Pounds Swift & Company's total Profit $34,650,000.00 Profit per pound $.0062 U. S. Meat Consumption .... 170 pounds per person per year 170 pounds at $.0062 $1.05 per person per year The average family 4 'a persons $4.72 per family per year 1918 year book of interesting and instructive facts sent on request. Address Swift & Company, Union Stock Yards, Chicago, Illinois H Swift & Company U. s. A. COMB SAGE TEA IN If Mixed with Sulphur it Dark' ens so Naturally Nobody can Tell. Grandmother kept her hair beautl fully darkened, glossy and attractive with a brew of Sage Tea and Sulphur Whenever her hair took on that dull faded or streaked appearance, thlf simple mixture waa applied with won derful effect. By asking at any druft store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur One on the General. Tho GoethalB-Denman shipbuilding hoard was Intact when this happened. A contractor socking business was queried by the general: "How many steel shlpB have you built?" "Not any." "That's just like you business men; yet you have the nerve to ask for a contract for steel ships from the government." "General, let me ask you this: How many canalB did you build before you tackled the Panama?" Collector I've called three times for this bill alroady. 1 can't keep coming around here. Debtor I'm gratified to hear it. Suggestion For Tombstone. Many tombstone inscriptions havo we road, but never this one, which would apply to many men: "He was liberal with advice." Toledo Dlade. Ingenious. "Your wlfo is vory ingenious." "I should say so. It seems to mo she finds a now place to hide my drcBS shirt Btuds every time." Detroit Free Press. Compound." you will get a large hot tie of this old-time recipe, Improved by the addition of other Ingredients all ready to use. for about 60 cents This simple mixture can be depended upon to restore natural color and beauty to the hair. A well-known downtown druggist says everybody UBes Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound now because it darkens so naturally and evenly that nobody can tell It has been ap plied It's so easy to use, too. You simply dampen a comb or sort brush and draw It through your hair, taking one strand at a time. By morning the gray hair disappears; after an other application or two, it is restored to its natural color and looks glossy, soft and beautiful. This preparation Is a delightful toilet requisite. It Is not Intended for the cure, mitigation or prevention of disease. Adv. Horrid Man. She What Is the correct transla tion of the motto of that lovely ring you gave me? He Faithful to the last. She Tho last I How horrid! And you've always told me before that I was the very first! Minneapolis Trib- Too Literal. The Junior Sub (conjuring at the men's smoker) Now, are you quite suro tho haversack's empty? Ills Assistant Absolutely, sir. Tho rabbit wot you put in It's got away, sir. London Sketch. Testy Humana Society Official (who has beta called to rescue submerged skater) Of course, you would go and fall In just as 1 was 'avin' my tea! A Change for the Worse. The superintendent of a Maine Sun day school, while addressing tho board of directors, referred to the chairman's refusal to donate as large a sum of money as was expocted for the church's current e.xponsoB. Brother Frost is reputed to lie well off,' but when I cited this to him, to my Burpriso ho denied It, saying, 'I was well off before I was married, but I didn't roallse It then.' "Exchange. "A patriot," said Kafforty, "is a mon who would die for his counthry' aven though It coat him his life." Boston Transcript. 20 CORDS A DAY A Money Saver 1 A Time Saver! A Labor Saver! Tie Oriitul Ush-Wrkst tni Sn HRp For cutting cord wt1, cUwlng land or iljV. " -i -JT WS MwlngUg. Our nmohlno naturally lit For cutting cord wood, clearing land or sawing lss. Our maehtna naturally At itu-MI t tho iiitrwtmt psaithmi. while raw ing without any.adjuntmttnt. AN EXCLUSIVE FEATURE HP THE VAUGHAN Crotshead or Sawholder SAVES TWO HOURS tfm a day. In a jiffy the saw blade U put In or taken out of the holder and the operator loses no time fussing with nut or adjusting the holder. This feature is rovsral by patent and ta only on the VAUGHAN. The holder bolt engages under side of blade and holds It firmly up against lug on top anu i at:' oi sawpiaie enwaoeau. write ior lurwer uiiotmaiioti, speclsi tonus ami prices, VAUGHAN MOTOR WORKS, Inc. 461 East Main St, Portland, Or. New Houston Hotel Sixth and Everett St.. Portland, Ore. Four blocks from Union Depot Two block from New Poetoffice. Modern and fireproof Over 100 outalde rooms. Rates 76c to COO. CHAS. G. HOPKINS, Manager. Hotel Rowland One hundred and sixty-five Room, all Mod ere Improvements: free phone on every floor. Rates: 75c to $1.50 per day: $2.50 to $5.00 per week. Opposite Courthouse. 2 blocks from Postoftice, ire rroor. B. r ana urcgon uiectnc pass aoor. BEAUTIFUL RUGS Are made from your OLD CAR. PETS. Rag Rugs woven all sizes. Mail orders receive prompt and care ful attention. Send for booklet. NORTHWEST RUG CO. B. 8th and Taylor St. Portland, Or. MONEY FOR YOU. Thousands of trained young people needed. Behnke-Walker Business Colleen. Portland, olaces Htudenta in rjoaitiona. Enroll any time. Free Catalogue. Western Truck Attachment Over 1000 Satisfied Owners in Washington and Oregon. The most vital point of a truck attach ment is the bearing. The Western is the only truck attachment made with a Two-inch Timben Bearing. Other spe cifications in portion. wny Buy an interior mane.' A. J. LORMOR, Factor; Distributor. 533-35 Ala Stmt, Portland. Oregon. Comfort Baby WithCuticura Bosp 2S. Ointment 28 nod 50 e. w P 1 lap j BnraK-up.A bsaVraa COLD TABLETS NIP a OSLO IN THE BUD Tho iiijIt'keflL WHV fe. BBB A to break uo a cold. BE la any drug store mm vjar Heroic Suggestion. As an expert In heroics we offer the suggestion that the man who triumphs over John Barleycorn may be entitled to honorable mention, but triumphing over the Five-Cent Cigar habit entitles one to all the ribbons and crosses of war, tho rank of colonel and fried chicken four times a week Houston Post. "Why don't you call on that fashion able girl? You claim to know her." "I make no claims. The acquaintance was slight. I was merely engaged to her at a summer resort." Louisville Courier-Journal. Awful Lois. Gertrude, age three, sat in her high chair at the dinner table turning about In her fingers a small ear of corn from which she had been nibbling a row at a time. Suddenly she burst Into tears. "What is the matter, dear?" asked her mother. "I've lost my place!" sobbed the lit-' tie one Pathfinder. One by one the buttons fall, until there comes a time when a button falls of sufficient Importance to justify interrupting the work of the Red Cross long enough for one's wife to sew it back on. Kansas City Star. Fearle. "Aren't you sometimes a little afraid of your wife?" "Certainly not," replied Mr. Meek ton. "I do exactly as Henrietta says in every particular. Therefore, what reason have I to fear her?" Washing ton Star. cfll ELECTRIC MOTORS Bought. Sold, Rented and Repaired WALKER ELECTRIC WORKS Bumtlde, cor. 1 0th. Portland. Ore. WE WANTYOUR BEANS Call at 206 Alder street or mail samples. Wl buy all the time and pay the highest market price. Don't fall to set In touch with us before twIHner. we are the Only Exclusive Bean Dealers In Oregon. We want more agents at country points. Cleaners and dealers please write for our agents' terms. S. C. D ALTON CO., 206 Alder St.. PORTLAND, ORE. BIG, STRONG CHICKS Is the result of using Peta luma Incubators and Brood ers. That's the kind you want. Write for our big Free Catalog No. 60. PETALUHA INCUBATOR CO. Petal u ma, California Hides, Pelts, cS,a Wool & Mohair W. ! ill J tin. Wihfn PricMialSataaajTaia THE H. F. NORTON COMPANY , Portland, On.. Seattle, Wn.. Belllngham. Wn. SHIP Veal, Pork, Beef, Poultry, Butter, Egg and Farm Produce, to the Old Reliable Eventing house with a record of 45 yeare ot Square Dealings, and bo assured of TOP MARKET PRICES. F. M. CRONKH1TE, 45-47 Front Street, Portland. Oregon THE VOGEL PRODUCE CO. Will guarantee you top market prices at all times for your Veal, Hogs. Poultry. Eggs, Butter, Hides. Etc, If you have not shipped to us, try ua, 113 Front, PORTLAND, OR. By buying direct from ua at wholesale prioea and save the plumber's profits. Write ua to day your needs. We will give you our rook bottom "direct -to-you" priest, f . o. b. rail or boat We actually save you from 10 to laps cant All goods guaranteed. Northwest headquarters fat leader Water Systems and Fuller Johnson Knginea. STARK-DAVIS CO. 212 Third Stroe. Portland, Oregon P. N. U. No. 14, 191t NEW AGENTS ARE PLACED AI WORK Now at Labor in Thirty-Three Northern and Western States. LARGE INCREASE IS NOTED Part of National Plan to Augment Pro duction and Conservation of Food 8uppllea to Moot War Emer gency Needs. (Prepared by the United State Depart ment of Agriculture.) More than 700 county agents and emergency demonstration agents are now at work In the 88 Northern and Western states. The Increase In agents since emergency appropriations be came available was more in two months than the average yearly in crease during any of the past four years. County agricultural agent work is conducted by the United States de partment of agriculture In co-operation with the various state agricultur al colleges and local organizations rep resenting the farmers of the county in which the agent Is located. The county agent Is usually selected by a committee representing the county or ganization, on recommendation of the county agent leader at the agricultural college. There Is at present an unusu ally great demand for men qualified for work of this kind to carry out the plan, adopted under the food produc tion act, of employing an emergency demonstration agent for every agricul tural county In the United States not having a regular county agent. This Is a part of the national plan to In crease the production and conserva tion of food to meet the war emer gency needs. Agent In Each County. Organization of new counties Is rapid, especially In states of the cen tral West, several of which have giv en assurance that there will be a county agent or county emergency demonstration agent in each of their counties by February 1, Mulne, New Hampshire, Massachus etts, Connecticut, Rhode Island and Delaware already have an agent In each county, while New York, Indiana and Pennsylvania are almost complete ly covered. Nearly half of the agri cultural countieB in the Northern and Western states are now being served hy a local demonstration agent, and the Indications are that the country can be completely covered before the beginning of another crop year. One of the most gratifying features of the organization campaign In the Northern and Western states thns far hits been that most counties taking up the work are arranging for It on a per manent basis many of them making plans for periods of three years. Must Have Thorough Training. The qualification requirement of agents are somewhat different In the various states. Oraduatlon from an agricultural college Is not In all cases required, though training substantial ly equivalent to a four years' course at such college Is usually Insisted up on. A considerable amount of farm experience Is a universal requirement, and it Is preferable that some of this experience should be secured since completing the college course. Additional Information in regard to ounty agent work and the organiza tion of farm bureaus can be had by writing to your state agricultural col lege or to the United States depart ment of agriculture, Washington, D. O. CHARACTERISTICS OF A RAM Male Should Be Selected With Refer ence to Ewe In Flock Proper Proportions. A ram should he chosen having all tho characteristics of the breed he rep resents, and allowing character. He Good Type of Mutton. should also be chosen with reference to the ewes of the flock. If the ewes ire large and coarse, the ram should e small and compact. If the ewes ire small and compact, the ram should lie of a larger type. SOY-BEAN CAKE IS VALUABLE Not Only Good for Live Stock, but Also for People When Used a Mixture With Flour. Soy-bean cake Is a very valuable food, not only for live stock, but also for people when used as a mixture with wheat flour. It would be well for the mills planning to use the soy beans to exert a little more care to see that a part of their output, itt Least, Is well cleaned, sound and of uniform quality before crushing. This selected stock could be recommended for use as a mixture with other breadstuff. KEEP FLOOR WELL UTTERED Hens Will Get Needed Ex ere lee In Scratching for Food and Keep a Strong and Robust. The poultry house floor should be kept well littered. Hens like to scratch for their food, and If the pool try roan feeds part of the grain ration in deep litter, the bens will get needed exercise and keep In a strong, robust tat of health. The Kaiser's Busy Day. 8 a. m.-9 a. m. Morning hate (pri vate). 9 a. m.-lO a. m. Morning hate (full dress). 10 a. m.-ll a. m. Thinks about Great German Sword. 11 a. m.-12 m. Congratulatory tele gram to the sergeant-at-anns of the Landtag of Mecklenburg-Schwerin. 12 m.-l p. m. Lunch. 1 p. m.-2 p. m. Lets heart bleed for Louvaln. 2 p. m.-3 p. m. Has 60 great moments reverently admiring God's hand In his tory. 3 p. m.-t p. m. Experiences horror at entente depravity. 4 p. m.-5 p. m. Tries not to think of the German navy. 6 p. m.-6 p. m. Wonders when the war will end. New York Evening Post. Mark Twain' Childhood. Mark Twain used to tell the pathe tic story of his childhood. It seems, according to the story, that Mark was born twins. He and his twin looked so much alike that no one, not even their mother, could tell them apart One day, while the nurse was bathing them, one of them slipped In the bath tub and was drowned. No one ever knew which twin it was that was drowned and therein, says Mark, was the tragedy. "Everyone thought I was the one that lived," he said, "but I wasn't It was my brother who lived. I was the one that was drowned." Exchange. Natural Selection. "We are all ready to talk about the duty of others." "Yes," commented Miss Cayenne. "Duty Is something like the Darwinian theory. It seems perfectly all right for a lot of people we know, but none of us like to bring it home to ourselves." "Ethel," said her mother, "have you been at my preserves again?" Ethel at once became very busy ar ranging her doll's hair. "Mother," she replied, "when you were a little girl didn't grandma teach you, same as you have me, not to be 'quisitive?" Extremes. Heaven pity the woman whose hus band is so wild that she can't control him, or the one whose spouse is so good that he's monotonous. Richmond Times-Dispatch. The Way of It "There is a man of sterling worth.1 "A church member?" "No, a silversmith." Exchange. Vision. "Can your wife see two sides of a question?" "Yes; her own and her mother's." Life. Sure! High Heels Cause Corns But Who Cares Now You reckless men and women who are pestered w'th corns and who have at least once a week Invited an awful death from lockjaw or blood poison are now told by a Cincinnati authority to use a drug called freezone, which the moment a few drops are applied to any corn or callous the soreness Is relieved and soon the entire corn or callous, root and all, lifts off with the fingers. Freezone dries the moment it is ap plied, and simply shrivels the corn or callous without Inflaming or even ir ritating the surrounding tissue or skin. A small bottle of freezone will cost very little at any of the drug stores, but will positively rid one's feet of every hard or soft corn or hardened callous. If your druggist hasn't any freezone he can get it at any wholesale drug house for you. Adv. Spring Chumps. The man who rocks the boat The fellow who didn't know It was loaded. The susceptible gink who went flower hunting with a girl and got engaged. The man who thought he was im mune from poison Ivy. The picnicker who sat on the ground before it was warm and was looked at sympathetically by his widow's rela tives. Richmond Times-Dispatch. Dr. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver. bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for a laxative three for a cathartic The Object 'Why do we have these meatless and wheatless days?" asked the sel fish person. "In order," replied Miss Cayenne, "that we may have a defeatless army." A WOMAN'S BURDENS are lightened when she turns to the right medicine. If her existence is made gloomy by the chronic weak nesses, delicate derangements, and painful disorders that afflict her sex, she will find relief and emancipation from her troubles in Dr. Pierce s Fav orite Prescription. If she's overwork ed, nervous, or run-down," she finds new life and strength. It's a power ful. Invigorating tonic and nervine which was discovered and used by an eminent physician for many years, In all cases of "female complaints" and weaknesses. For young girls Just en tering womanhood; tor women at the critical "change of life;" in bearing down sensations, periodical pains, ul- atlon, Inflammation, and every kin V ailment, the "Favorite Prescrip- wlll benefit or cure. ld or tablets. Tablets 60c. Adsta t 1 I She Knew Him. Mali I hear that you are going to marry Jack Swift? Congratulations! Ethel But I n not going to marry him. Mat) Oh, then my sincere congratu lations. Boston Transcript FOR COUGHS AND COLDS -take a prompt area eflecttre leaaidj una that act quIcUr sat contain no opiate. Yen oaa nt each a raaadr hy astir tor PISO'S WRIGLEYS PL LW'-'r SSBBiftT ajiiil Keep WRIGLEVS In mind as the longest lasting confection you can buy. Send it to the boys at the front. 1 War Time Economy In Sweetmeats a 5-cent package of WRIGLEVS will give you several days enjoy ment: it's an investment in benefit as well as pleasure, for it helps teeth, breath, appetite, digestion. Chew It After Every Meal The Flavor Lasts! is tml i WWW B BBS aSBaT J 1 1 II ss.aass.asasasasaieasaeasasaea.es Sfllllll.ll miiniiK Eat less meat if Kidneys feel like lead or Bladder bothers. Most folks forget that the kidneys, like the bowels, get sluggish and clog ged and need a flushing occasionally, else we have backache and dull misery In the kidney region, severe headaches, rheumatic twinges, torpid liver, acid stomach, sleeplessness and all sorts of bladder disorders. Tou simply must keep your kidneys active and clean, and the moment you feel an ache or pain In the kidney region, get about four ounces of Jad Salts from any good drug store here, take a tablespoonful in a glass of wa ter before breakfast for a few days and your kidneys will then act fine. This famous salts Is made from the acid of grapes and lemon Juice, com bined with lithla, and Is harmless to flush clogged kidneys and stimulate them to normal activity. It also neu tralizes the acids in the urine so It no longer Irritates, thus ending bladder disorders. Jad Salts is harmless; Inexpensive; makes a delightful effervescent lithla water drink which everybody should take now and then to keep their kid neys clean, thus avoiding serious com plications. A well-known local druggist says he sells lots of Jad Salts to folks who be lleve in overcoming kidney trouble while it Is only trouble. Adv. Granulated Eyelids, Sore Eyes, Eyes Inflamed by Sun, Oust ami Wind quickly relieved by Murine. Trylt In your Eyes and in Baby'a Eye. NoSmarling.JustEyeComiort Marine Eye Remedy gJSMSlaSS Eya Salvn, in Tubes 26c. For Book of ths fifes fek Murine Ere Remedy Co.. CUttgt 4 IUURLTU Proved. "I tell you," said Pat, "the ould fr'ind is the best, after all, and, what's more, I can prove it." "How are you goin' to prove it?" "Where will you find a new fr'ind that has shtud by ye as long as the ould ones have?" Last Word. Skin Troubles That Itch Burn and disfigure quickly soothed and healed by hot baths with CuU cure Soap and gentle anointings of Cu tlcura Ointment. For free sample, address, "Cutlcura, Dept. X, Boston." Bold by druggists and by mall. Soaf 25, Ointment V md 50. Adv. Where Most of Them Go. "Scrlbbs has a facetious name for his waste basket." "What does he call it?" "The grave of his dreams." Brook lyn Citizen. Makes a Man Mad. It always makes a man mad to re flect that his great-grandfather could have bought the postoffice block for $1.50 and didn't do it Neodesha (Kan.) Reporter. "You charge extra for an egg done on both sides?" "Gotto," replied the waiter. "Re quires that much more fuel to cook It- It is said they tried to form a chap ter of the Daughters of the Revolution in Russia the other day, but couldn't decide which revolution. Chop Suey "There is something subtle about Chinese cookery. Take chop suey, for Instance." "What does it taste like?" "That's the point I've been eating it for 15 years and I don't know just what it does taste like." Louisville Courier-Journal. Origin of an Antipathy. "Bliggins says that when he was a boy he wrote the proverb, 'Honesty is the best policy,' over and over again in his copybook." "Maybe that's how he got his dislike for It." Washington Star. TO BREAK IN NEW SHOES ALWAYS USE Allen's Foot-Ease, the antiseptic powder. It prevents tightness and blistering. Relieves Corns, Bunions, and Swollen, Sweating, Aching Fe.it, Gives rest and comfort. Accept no substitute. Sample FREE. Address, Allen S. Olmsted, La Roy. N. Y. "Where have you been?" "I've been to see 'Jack and the Beans Talk' " "Well, what in heaven's name did they say?" Portland Press. Remember Thl. "I'm glad Billy had the sense to marry an old maid," said grandma at the wedding. "Why, grandma?" asfied the son. "Well, gals Is highty-tlghty, and wld ders is kinder overrulin' and upsettin', but old maids is thankful and willln' to please." Tit-Bits. And There It Ended. Policyholder I nearly had my skull fractured on the ice sidewalk yester day. Don't I get something for that? Adjuster If you can produce a doc tor's certificate we may nearly glv you something. Boston Transcript And No Star Handy. "No, the fear of falling never enter my head," said the aviator to his gap ing hearers. "What scares me is the danger of stalling my engine about two miles up and not being able to get down." Harper's. Higher Authority. "Mr. Brown is outside," said the new office boy. "Shall I show him In?" "Not on your life!" exclaimed the junior partner. "I owe him $10." "Show him in," calmly said the sen ior member of the firm. "He owes me $25." Exchange. THE LATEST FARM UTILITY The New All-Steel Thomas Portable Gasoline Drag Saw Cuts logs in the woods, and by using our Circular Sawing Attachment will cut cord wood into stove lengths. Will drive Pumps, Churns, Feed Cut ters, Grindstones, Fanning Mills, Lathes, Air Compressors and any other work within a 4-h. p. capacity. Will positively last longer than any other Portablr Power Sawing Machine on the market. Write for particulars. The Thomas Engineering Works 125 EAST WATER ST, PORTLAND, OREGON Builder of High Grade Logging and Farm Machinery