We Want Immediately
MUSK RAT
SKUNK
COYOTE
RACCOON
MOLE
MINK
FOXES
OTTER
AND OTHER FURS.
Prices are higher than ever.
Said for Raw Fur price list today.
H. LIEBES & CO.
Dept K.
Raw Fur Dealers and Fur Manu
facturers 149-161 Broadway, Portland, Or.
Safety First
I was returning home the other
evening about 6:80 o'clock when I
saw Tommy, my neighbor's boy, "lag
ging for line" with pennies, with a
crowd of other boys. I knew that his
family always had supper at 6 o'clock
sharp, so I said: "I'll bet you 6 cents
you'll mlsB your supper. Tommy."
He grinned up at me saucily and
replied: "Then you lose your bet,
'cause I got the chops right here with
me. Ma Bent me for 'em at 5 o'clock."
Everybody's Magazine.
Coated tongue, vertigo and constipa
tion are relieved by Oarfield Tea. Adv
We Pay the
Highest Market Prices
For
RAW FURS
Guarantee quick returns; charge
no commiision. Make trial shipment
and get the most for your FURS.
N. M. UNGAR CO.,
191 Broadway, PORTLAND, ORE.
A Sure Composer.
"John," said the professor to the
young graduate, "can you name me the
greatest composer of our time?"
"Chloroform is about as good as
any," was the reply. Exchange.
Naive Inquiry.
"The cook burned the steak again,"
exclaimed the experienced housewife.
"Dear me," exclaimed young MrB.
Tor ki us; "wouldn't ordinary coal have
been a little cheaper?" Exchange.
200 Room.
100 Baths
Near Both
Depot.
Absolutely
Fireproof
Hotel Hoyt
Corner Sixth nd Hort St... Portland, Ore.
LOU U1HE8, Manager.
RATES:-75c to 12. SPECIAL-Week or Month
Too 1 rue to Be Funny.
Stranger arm products cost more
than they used to.
The Farmer Yes. When a farmer
is supposed to know the botanical
name of what he's raisin' an' the en-
tomologicul name of the insect that
eats it, an' the pharmaceutical name
of the chemical that will kill It, some
body's got to pay.
A New View.
Banks Don't you think the war will
have a tendency to discourage matri
mony? Hanks Not much. The men will
be more eager than ever to marry.
Why, look how the war is showing
women how to support a family! Ex
change.
The Workless Spouse.
Mistress So your matrimonial life
was very unhappy. What was the
trouble? December wedded to May?
Chloe Johnson Lan' sake, no man!
It was labor day wedded to de day ob
rest. Life.
A Blow.
"What's the matter with your wife?
She seems all broken up lately."
"Well, she had a terrible shock."
"Why, what happened?"
"She was assisting at a rummage
sale. She took off her new hat and
Homebody sold it for 30 cents." Exchange.
"She complains that her husband
leaves her alone a good bit of the
time."
"And she a bride. For shame!"
"Well, the poor boob can't help It.
Ho lias to work six or seven hours a
day."
A Soldier s Strength
Every enlisted man would
stand up stronger during the
first year's service if he could
have the benefits of
scorn
EMULSION
because it fortifies the lungs
and throat, creates strength to
avoid grippe and pneumonia
and makes rich blood to avert
rheumatic tendencies.
Send a bottle of SCOTPS
to a relative or friend
in the service.
The Norwegian cod liver oil la
Scott. Emubioa la now refined in onr
own American laboratoriea wa'ch
makes it pure and palatable.
Scott & Bowne, Bloomneld.NJ. 17.14
Granulated Eyelids,
Sore Eves. Eves Inflamed hv
Sun. Wand Wind quickly
relieved oy murine. 1 ry it in
........ 1. - 1 r,-t.. c..
oimffftN 0 Smar t io , Ju (t Eye Coraf o rt
Murine Eye Remedy tSVS&
aye aatve, in Tuboa z&c. For ttwl ajtm vv Free.
Ask Murine Ere Hem fdy Go.
1
PRODUCTION OF DAIRY
Output of Five Breeds Given in
Farmers' Bulletin.
Comparison Mads of Ayrshire, Brown
Swiss, Guernsey, Holsteln and
Jersey Holsteln Is Given
Largest Average.
The average production of five dairy
breeds most generally known In the
United States is shown in Farmers'
Bulletin No. 893 of the department of
agriculture.
For Ayrshire the average of the
2,598 cows that have completed yearly
records for advanced registry is 9,555
pounds of milk testing 3.95 per cent
of butterfat, amounting to 377.51
pounds of fat The ten highest milk
producers of this breed rang from
25,329 to 18,745 pounds of milk and
the average of these ten highest pro-
No Figure of Speech.
"Jaggs told me a new light broke
on him last night.
"I know It did. His wife smashed
the lamp he had Just bought on his
neaa. mcLange.
A Boy's Idea.
Recruiting Officer But what would
a boy like you do In the army?
Lao Don t you need a caddie to
carry the swords and things? Ex
change
Vain Promise Otherwise.
She (to fiance) We must be very
economical now. Promise me tbat
you will do nothing you can't afford.
He What! Do you want me to
break off the engagement? Ex-
Flguratlvely Speaking.
"I suppose the young men do not
regard MIbb Barrowcllff as so hand
some, now that her father has lost
his money."
"Well, they don't think she has such
a fine figure an she once had." Pear
son's Weekly.
Advantages of Lameness.
Lady Here, my poor fellow, Is a
quarter for you. It must be awful to
be lame; but I think it's worse to be
blind.
Expert You bet It Is, mum. Whon
I was blind they was always handln'
me counterfeit money.
His Merits.
"On the face of things, a shoemaker
Is a man to be trusted."
"Why more than othera?"
"Because he Ib a whole-soled man
and generally well heeled." Exchange
P. N. U.
No. 5, 1918
Electrification.
"Is Bllgglns what you would call a
live wire?"
"Yes. Every time he takes on a
current of thought it shocks some
body." Washington Star.
SHIP
Veal, Pork, Beef.
Poultry, Butter, Eggs
and Farm Produce.
to the Old Reliable Kverdlna- houae with a
record of 4C years of Square Deallnai, and
be assured of TOP MARKET PRICES.
F. M. CROMKHITE
R-47 Front Street Portland, Or.roo
Heard In a Cafe.
She I love muffins of all kinds.
He Ragamuffins ? Exchange.
Lucky for Him.
Friend I often hear of feet In con
nection with poetry. What are poetic
reetf
Poet Something one doesn't have
to provide shoes for, thank heavens!
Cest La Vie.
The Italians are still hoping to show
Hlndenburg the difference between
veni, vidi, vici, and Venice, Verona,
vicenza. Boston Herald.
MONEY FOR YOU.
ThouHiinrlfi of trained younsr oeonle ne
Hehnko-Walker BusineHB Colletfe, Portland, places
Htii(ltritH In TjotiftioiiH.
Catalogue.
Enroll any time. Free
BIG, STRONG CHICKS
la the result of using- Peta
luma incubators and Brood
ers. That's tho kind you
want Write for our big
Free Catalog- No. 60.
PET.IUIM INCUBATOR CO.
Palatums, California
If Adam had had a chew of tobacco
In bis mouth when Eve offered the ap
pie the trouble would have all been
avoided. Birmingham News.
The Killing.
Two wayfarers were resting by the
roailstcle.
"This Is a tough life we are leadln',"
mused one of them, "rldln' car trucks
at the risk of our lives, gittln' cbased
by brakemen an cops an' dogs. Bleep
in' In barns and haystacks, an' eatin'
the leavln's from other people's meals.
Honest, Bill, sometimes I think It's
worse than workin' for a Uvln'."
"Hey, wot's the matter with you?"
exclaimed his companion. "Wodd'ye
mean Dy takin all de joy out of life?
Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph.
Cuticura Heals
Skin Troubles
Soap 25c.
Ointment 25 and 50c
e Cow's Health- FirsrorArF
t. .4.1 m , , . . .. ' rc:
the c.rt before h. k V u'"' VS. - BP ". "'allli.pftrrwnril is putting
Mr cart belore the horse. Many "poor milkers" on yhecd to have their 4
systems working properly to become good producers. -5
b..l?Ww" ES' ,l'?.g.r,f.",Jiow makes cow. healthy and k.tf, them AE
remedy for Abo r'tlcT IZl'l '
K0W-Ei -UlIlS and'feOTer. "senTl
Writ ttr "Me Heme Com Doctor' free,
J
iv'
His Excuse.
Lady Why do you use such terrible
language, my man?
Profane Workman Fact Is, mum,
I'm a bit deaf an' don't hear what I
say. Boston Transcript
For a disordered liver, take Qarfleld
Tea, the Herb laxative. All druggists.
Adv.
Self Evident.
"Talking about age, Miss Nancy
seems to be holding her own."
"You bet she does. Nobody else
has over succeeded In getting hold of
it." Baltimore American.
Take care of your health and wealth
will take care of you. Oarfield Tea
promotes health. Adv.
A Perfect Husband.
"Subster Is a perfect husband."
"I never heard he was so wonder
ful." "Well, every time he sees a mall box
ho feels In his pockets." Exchange.
Watch Your Calves!
At tho tlrst indication of scours or
cholera give them Dr. Dsn. R.bert.'
Calf Cholera Remedy, Price $1
For scours In csttle, horses and
hogs. Used and recommended by
thousands of dairymen and stock
ownorB. iietul the Prtdical Kesw Veter
nuriiB. Send lor fnt twokkt on AtMtliu a
(ami. If no eunr a nor lews, wnte.
Or. David Roberts' Vet. Co., 100 Grand Are., Waukesha, Wis.
Champion Jersey.
ducers Is 21,538.8 pounds of milk.
The ten highest butterfat producers
among Ayrshlres range from 955.56
to 744.73 pounds, with an average, for
these ten, of 855.4 pounds of butter
fat Brown Swlsa Records.
In the Brown Swiss breed the aver
age of 199 cows that have completed
yearly records for the registry pro
dutlon Is 10,868.7 pounds of milk, test
ing 3,995 per cent, amounting to 433.45
pounds of butterfat. The ten highest
milk producers of the breed range
from 19.460.6 to 16,496.7 pounds of
milk with an average, for these ten, of
17,372.2 pounds. The ten highest but
terfat producers of the Brown Swiss
range from 798.16 to 647.30 pounds,
with an average for these tea of
683.72 pounds of butterfat.
Guernsey Records.
In the Guernsey the average of 6,200
cows that have completed a year's rec
ord for advanced registry Is 8,934.33
pouni. of milk, testing 4.99 per cent,
amounting to 440.01 pounds of butter
fat. The ten highest producers of this
breed range from 24,008 to 17,297.51
pounds of milk with an average, for
these ten, of 19,837.0 pounds of milk.
The ten highest Guernsey butterfat
producers range from 1,098.18 to
910.67 pounds, an average for these ten
of 970.75 pounds of butterfat.
Holsteln Records.
Among Holstelns, 8,220 cows that
had completed a yearly record for ad
vanced registry averaged 14,622.7
pounds of milk, testing 3.424 per cent
butterfat, amounting to 500.7 pounds
of fat. The ten highest producers of
this breed averaged from 31,246.9 to
28,826.4 pounds of milk, an average for
i lies.- ten of 29,898.34 pounds of milk.
The ten highest Holsteln butterfat
producers averaged from 1,205.09 to
1,017.28 pounds, an average for those
ten of 1,090.89 pounds of butterfat.
Jersey Records.
In the Jersey breed, the average of
5,244 cows that had completed yearly
records for the registry of merit was
New Servant Qlrl Story.
The wife of a successful young lit
erary man had hired a buxom Dutch
girl to do the housework. Several
weeks passed and from seeing her
master constantly about the house,
the girl received an erroneous Impres
sion.
"Ogscuse me, Mrs. Blank," she said
to her mistress one day, "but I like to
say somedlngs."
"Well, fiena?"
The girl blushed, fumbled with her
apron, and then replied, "Veil, you pay
me rour touars a veek "
"Yes, and I really can't pay you any
more.
"It's not dot," responded the girl
"but I be vllllng to take tree tollars
till till your husband gets vork.
Boston Transcript
To keep clean and healthy take Dr.
fierce s Pleasant Pellets. Thev rem
late uver, Dowels and stomach.
A Real Curiosity,
The showman was exhibiting a very
small skull, which he said was the
headpiece of the great Oliver Crom
well.
"This skull Is much too small to be
the skull of a man," said one patron,
Indignantly. "It can only be the skull
or a little boy. You re a fraud!"
The showman did not lose his nerve
at this, but replied with dignity:
You are right it Is not the skull
of a man, but that of Cromwell when
he was a small lad." New York Globe.
Norah With the Noodle.
Miss Bute Gracious, Norah, here
comes that tiresome Mr. Bohr. I'm
not at home: but if tint's a box of
candy he's got, I hope he'll leave it
Norah (at door) She's not a home,
sor. But if that's candy ye have she
hopes you'll leave it. Exchange.
Learned In the Art.
Teacher What is the principal
proauct or Messina?
Small Boy Dunno.
Teacher What do you put In lem
onade to make it sour?
Small Boy (a confectioner's son)
(Jltric acid. Exchange.
Playing It on Father.
She Papa says he will pay half the
cost of furnishing a house for us.
He But how about the other half?
She Don't be a goose! Of course
we'll pick out a lot of nice things, get
papa's check for half of the bill, and
then go back and select things only
nan as expensive. Boston Transcript
d First Showing at
Portland Auto Truck
Tractor Show,
Auditorium. Feb. 7 to 13
By Special Appointment
After going over the whole truck field we have secured the agency for
what, in our judgment is the greatest value in motor trucks firm the view
point of the farmer who considers Dependability, Service and First Coal.
BETH If HEM
We are bow Factory Distributors for BETHLEHEM MOTOR TRUCKS for tbe Pacific Northwest.
$1245 F. O. B. Factory $1775
UcSLU 2; EES-
Kindly send detailed information on
Bethlehem Trucks (agency)
(for my own information)
P,
Address
NORTHWEST AUTO CO,
F. W. VogLr, Pres.
Broadway at Couch St,
PORTLAND, OREGON
If you turns to Portland prsarat thl. coupon In person at our
daMMM and secure admission tlcketa to th Auto Shew with our
ernonal compliments.
High Producing Guernsey.
7,702 pounds of milk, testing 5.35 per
cent, making 417 pounds of butterfat.
The ten highest milk producers ranged
from 19,01)4.8 to 10,033.2 pouuds, an
average, for these ten, of 17,703.4
pounds of milk. The ten highest but
terfat producers range from 909.1 to
875.2 pounds, an average for these
ten, of 943.1 pounds of butterfat.
USEFUL FOR WINTER MULCH
Consistency.
Mrs. McNab I want three salt her
ring, please.
Shopkeeper I don't keep them
You see, I am a temperance man my
self, an' I don't want to draw my cus
tomers into temptation. Exchange,
WOMEN ON BATTLEFIELD
We hear much these days of what the
women are doing on the battle-line. How
few American women are strong; enough
to go to the front and endure the hard
ships of the men I
Help is offered, and Is freely given to
every nervous, delicate woman, by Dr,
Pierce's Favorite Prescription. Remem
ber ingredients on label. In tablet or
liquid form. No alcohol.
In "female complaint," irregularity,
weakness, and in every exhausted condi
tion of the female system, the "Prescrlp
tion seldom falls to benefit or cure.
Bearing-down pains, internal inflamma
tion and ulceration, weak back, and kin
dred ailments are cured by it, ask your
neighbor. It's a marvelous remedy for
nervous ana general aeDllliy, insomnia.
or iimuiuiy to Bleep.
Write Dr. Pierce. President of the In
valids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. T., for confiden
tial aavice ana you win receive tne meal
cal attention of a specialist, wholly with
out fee no charge whatever.
wena luc ror trial pkg. "Favorite Pre
scription Tablets.'
Only One Can Dress Well.
"Her husband must have a big
salary."
"What makes you think so?"
"The way she dresses."
"Well, go now and take a look at the
way her husband dresses, and you'll
change your mind." Brooklyn Citizen,
Cuticura Is So Soothing
To itching, burning skins. It not only
soothes but heals. Bathe with Cuti
cura Soap and hot water, dry gently
and apply Cuticura Ointment For
free samples address, "Cuticura, Dept.
X, Boston," At druggists and by mall.
aoap Zo, ointment 25 and 60. Adv.
Quite 80.
'We may live to see the airplane In
common, every-day use like the auto
mobile.
"Sure! But our chances of living to
see that will be better it we leave the
experimenting to other people." Exchange.
Leaves Are Not Only Serviceable
When Placed About Plants, But
Also Good for Litter.
Save the leaves. They are useful
for winter mulch about garden plants,
for poultry to scratch in and, when
piled and rotted down, make a good
fertilizer for the garden. It Is worth
while to save them if possible.
PUT FARM IMPLEMENTS
IN REPAIR IN WINTER
When housing the farm Imple
ments for winter make a list of
repairs needed to put them In
shape for efficient service next
year. Order these repairs at
once and have them on hand
when needed. Such precaution
may easily save days of delay
next spring. Muterlals are so
short that manufacturers will
not carry more parts than seems
absolutely necessary. An order
placed now means that you will
not be disappointed next spring.
CONCRETE BARN FLOOR BEST
In Finishing Surface Use of Steel
Trowel Should Be Avoided Ex
cept In Gutters.
In finishing the surface of a con
crete barn floor the use of a steel
trowel should be avoided, except In
gutter and manger, as a smooth, slip
pery surface Is not desirable else
where. The surface should be fin
ished with a wooden float, which pro
duces a finish easily cleaned and one
giving a good foothold for stock.
Inspired Respect.
How did Mrs. Grabcoln succeed In
getting Mr. Qrabcoln to attend church
reKularly? '
"She persuaded the new rector to
play Mr. Grabcoin a game of golf. The
rector beat Mr. Grabcoin so badly the
proves their wonderful properties. For
old gentleman said any man who could
play golf lke that ought to be able to
preach a smashing sermon, so he went
to church." Brooklyn Citizen.
GRANDMA USED SAGE
TEA TO DARKEN HAIR
She mixed Sulphur with it to
Restore Color, Gloss,
Youthfulness.
Common garden sage brewed Into a
heavy tea with sulphur added, will
turn gray, streaked and faded hair
beautifully dark and luxuriant Just
a few applications will prove a revela
tion If your hair la fading, streaked or
gray. Mixing the Sage Tea and Sul
phur recipe at home, though, is trou
blesome. An easier way Is to get a 60
cent bottle of Wyeth's Sage and Sul
phur Compound at any drug store all
ready for use. This Is the old time
recipe Improved by the addition of
other Ingredients.
While wispy, gray, faded hair is not
sinful, we all desire to retain our
youthful appearance and attractive
neaa. By darkening your hair with
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound,
no one can tell, because It does it sr
naturally, so evenly. You lust dampen
a sponge or soft brush with it and
draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand at a time: by morn
ing all gray hairs have disappeared,
and, after another application or two,
your hair becomes beautifully dark,
glossy, soft and luxuriant
This preparation is a delightful toil
et requisite and Is not Intended for
the cure, mitigation or prevention of
disease. Adv.
These Are the Things We
Must Do and Do Well, to
Defeat the Kaiser's War
It will be well for us all If we
pause now and then and consider again
what, precisely, are the tasks con
fronting us In this world war, writes
Thomas W. Lamont. No one could
have put them more clearly than Pres
Ident Wilson. Here la what he said:
"These, then, are the things we must
do, and do well, besides fighting the
things without which mere fighting
would be fruitless:
"We must supply abundant food for
ourselves and for our armies and our
seamen not only, but also for a large
part of the nations with whom we
have now made common cause. In
whose support and by whose side we
shall be fighting.
"We must supply ships by the hun
dreds out of our shipyards to carry
to the other side of the sea, subma
rlnes or no submarines, what will
every day be needed there, and abun
dant materials out of our fields and
our mines and our factories with which
not only to clothe and equip our own
forces on land and sea, but also to
clothe and support our people for
whom the gallant fellows under arms
no longer work, to help clothe and
equip the armies with which we an
co-operating in Europe, and to keep
the looms and manufactories there in
raw material ; coal to keep the fires
going in ships at sea and in the fur
naces of hundreds of factories across
the sea; steel out of which to make
arms and ammunition, both here and
there ; rails for wornout railways back
of the fighting fronts ; locomotives and
rolling stock to take. the place of those
every day going to pieces; mules,
horses, cattle for labor and for mili
tary service; everything with which
the people of England and France and
Italy and Russia have usually supplied
themselves but cannot now afford the
men, the materials, or the machinery
to make." ' '
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Capping It
The observant one (to brother of
ficer sitting at the Officers' club) Do
you sBBkyou ve lost your cap badge?
The GrWmy One (of the motor trans
port) I'm not surprised. I've just
lost a couple of caterpillars, a slx
iuch Mk seven, nine motor lurries and
a four-wheel drive.
A Word of Sympathy.
"Did you tip the porter?"
"No," said the gloomy traveler. "The
porters appear to be getting along all
right. According to reports to the in
terstate commerce commission if there
is any small change going around the
railroads themselves are the ones that
need It."
Neither Does Anyone.
"I don't like the
thermometer on a
cold day."
."Why?"
"Oh, It is a thing
of low degree."
EAT LESS AND TAKE
SALTS FOR KIDNEYS
Take a glass of Salts if your
Back hurts or Biaaaer
bothers.
The American men and women must
guard constantly against Kidney trou
ble, because we eat too much and all
our food Is rich. Our blood Is filled
with uric acid which the kidneys
strive to filter out they weaken from
overwork, become sluggish; the ellm
lnative tissues clog and the result is
kidney trouble, bladder weakness and
a general decline in health.
When your kidneys feel like lumps
of lead; your back hurts, or the urine
is cloudy, full of sediment or you are
obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night; if you suffer
with sick headache or dizzy, nervous
spells, acid stomach, or you have rheu
matism when the weather is bad, get
from your pharmacist about four
ounces of Jad Salts; take a table
spoonful in a glass of water before
breakfast for a few days and your kid
neys will then act fine. This famous
salts Is made from the acid of grapes
and lemon juice, combined with llthla,
and has been used for generations to
flush and stimulate clogged kidneys,;
to neutralize the acids in the urine so
it no longer is a source of irritation,
thus ending bladder disorders.
Jad Kul Is is inexpensive; cannot in
jure, makes a delightful effervescent
Uthla-water beverage, and belongs In
every home, because nobody can make
a mistake by having a good kidney
iiusnmg any time Adv.
The Gift Priceless.
Society Item. The gift j of the
bride's father was simply stunning In
its magnificence. Immediately after
the ceremony a huge wagon was
backed up to the house and a ton of
coal was dumped on the parlor floor.
In deep chagrin the father of the
groom was seen to seize a certified
check he had given the happy couple
and tear it into fragments. Boston
Transcript.
For the dentist By cuspid!
For the man who discovers he can
not sweeten his coffee, as heretofore
Oh, sugar! Exchange.
Common Miscalculation.
Didn't you vote for prohibition?"
Yes," replied Uncle Billy Bottle-
top; "and I suppose it serves me
right I was one of the people who
thought they had enough political pull
to take care of their own particular
thirsts and let the wicked neighbors
do the suffering." Exchange.
Harry (just "out") - Listen. Rill!
Sounds like ole Fritz comtn' over in
the mud squish, squash, Bquish,
squash.
Bill That's orl rieht that's nnlv
the Americans further up a-chewin'
their gum rations. London Opinion.
Out of the Draft.
She Don't you feel a draft nvpr
there near the window?
He (taking the hint) I think r An
What would you advise ni tn no-
pull the blind down or move nearer
to you .
She Both.
The young man obeyed.
Studies the Dope.
"A moving picture fan, eh?"
Correct. She can even toll hnm
many times her favorite stars have
Deen married and to whom."
One Drawback.
Are all your
family observing
the meatless day
now?"
"Yes, all except
Carlo. We can't
make him realize
that he mustn't
bite strangers on
Tuesdays."
Unspeakable.
His Wife I can't find words to ex
press my opinion of you.
Mr. Knox There aren't any. You've
tried em alL
Alasl
BJones (In restaurant) What's rood
nere tonight, waiter?
Waiter Cash only, sir.
Logical Conclusion.
"Was that artist's picture well exe
cuted r
"It must have been slnr-n It
well hung."
Its Supreme Charm.
"This picture of vour wife la won
done, but I can't say it Is a speaking
iixeness or ner."
"That Is the beauty of It"
Profiteering.
"We finn't want nnVnu tn err. tin l,a,n
as they have gone up in Europe," said
Senator Jones of Washington.
i neard the other day about a
French wine merchant who aalrt tn an
old patron:
" 'Look here, sir; if you won't pay
me for that wine you just bought be
fore the War. at lonat aanA ma hatlr
the enipty bottles.'
" 'Humph,' said the former patron,
'glass has gone up a lot, you know.
What cash allowance do I get per bot
tle?' "Washington Star.
Hurrah! How's This
Cincinnati authority says corns
dry up and lift out
with fingers.
Planes and Kerchiefs.
The principal effect of the rocont
announcement that the British gov
ernment had placed orders for 88,000,
000 yards of linen for alrnlane iio
has been to indicate a scarcity of
handkerchief linens for some ttm tn
come. Inasmuch as the fabric weish
about eight ounces to the square yard.
tne order will cause the consumption
of upward of 18.000.000
linen yarn, or much more than the to
tal or tne annual yield of Irish flax.
Reprisals.
"Reprisals! What's these 'ero re
prisals they're agoln' ter use agin the
"Well. I don't rightly know: hnf
er can take it from me. thev Vp 'anna
worse nor bombs." Casseil's Sarnr-
day Journal.
Different Feeling.
"We are sendlna men over tn En.
rope In transports."
That's more than the German gen
erals sendlna men to meet thom
doing.''
'fflScBT? 1 V 1 1 "WUPBSl nl tost
talk will be heard less here in town if
people troubled with corns will follow
the simple advice of this Cincinnati
authority, who claims that a few drops
of a drug called freezone when applied
to a tender, aching corn or hardened
callous stops soreness at once, and
soon the corn or callous dries up and
lifts right off without pain.
He says freezone dries immediately
and never Inflames or even irritates
the surrounding skin. A small bottle
of freezone will cost very little at any
drug store, but will positively remove
every hard or soft corn or callous
from one'B feet Millions of America's
women will welcome this announce
ment since the inauguration of the
high heels. If your druggist doesn't
have freezone tell him to order a small
bottle for you. Adv.
An Unsolved Riddle.
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learn the reasons for the idleness of
mat army at Salonica, Boston Advertiser.
FRED DUNDEE
MOTOR CAR REPAIRING
MACHINE WORK
MAGNETO SERVICE STATION
ALL KINDS OF
WELDING
CYLINDER GRINDING
PROMPT ATTENTION
TO ALL ORDERS
Broadway at Flanders, Portland, Or.
DON'T CUT OUT
AShoeBoil.Capped
Hock or Bursitis
FOR
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will reduce them and leave no blemishes.
Stops lameness promptly. Does not blis ter
or remove the hair, and horse can be
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